MAD 4x19

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Giant monsters can only be defeated with one thing: giant robot wrestlers! Then, a group of strangers are asked to solve a murder by an elephant in a tuxedo. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN PICKING APPLES ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. MONDAY, 8:00 AM—

5. RECENT FATHER KANYE WEST NAMES HIS FALL TOUR

6. THE "ANYTHING TO AVOID CHANGING DIAPERS" TOUR.

7. FRIDAY, 3:00 PM—

8. NASA JOINS SOCIAL MEDIA

9. AND POSTS AMAZING PHOTOS OF THEIR PIZZA PARTY.

10. MONDAY, 7:00 PM—

11. SIMON COWELL CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY

12. BY JUDGING THIS—

13. - MAD!

14. - MAD!

15. - WE ALWAYS THOUGHT ALIEN LIFE WOULD COME FROM THE STARS.

16. I DON'T KNOW WHY. IT DIDN'T IN "BATTLESHIP,"

17. "BATTLE L.A.,"CLOVERFIELD," OR "GODZILLA."

18. JUST LIKE THOSE MOVIES,

19. THESE MONSTERS CAME FROM THE SEA, TOO.

20. IN ORDER TO FIGHT MONSTERS,

21. WE CREATED MONSTERS OF OUR OWN.

22. OR SHOULD I SAY WRESTLER ROBOTS WITH MONSTER EGOS?

23. - THE ROBO CHAMP IS HERE.

24. - I'M TOO COOL FOR CATCHPHRASES.

25. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

26. WE'VE GOT TO DEFEAT THESE MONSTERS.

27. NOW EACH JAEGER IS OPERATED BY TWO PILOTS

28. IN PERFECT SYNC WITH A ROBOT.

29. CM PUNK, KOFI KINGSTON, YOU'RE THE FIRST ROBOT.

30. MAN AND MACHINE BECOME ONE IN THE ULTIMATE TAG TEAM.

31. - IF IT'S THE PERFECT TAG TEAM,

32. THEN HOW COME THE ROBOT ONLY LOOKS LIKE HIM?

33. - UH, HE TESTED BETTER WITH KIDS.

34. - OH, MAN, FORGET THIS. I'M OUT OF HERE.

35. - NO, WAIT. COME BACK.

36. - HA! YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FOOT FELL ASLEEP.

37. THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PICKY ABOUT PARTNERS.

38. WE NEED ALL THE WRESTLERS WE CAN—THE TRADEMARK?

39. AW! WE RECORDED ONE ALBUM TOGETHER.

40. YOU COULDN'T TEAM ME WITH A WRESTLER?

41. - THAT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR RECORDING AN ALBUM.

42. - I THINK THIS IS COOL.

43. - NO TIME FOR DANCING. LOOK!

44. - LET'S DO THIS.

45. - WELCOME BACK, FANS. I'M MICHAEL COLE

46. HERE WITH JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER.

47. TONIGHT, IT'S THE FATE OF HUMANITY.

48. KING, WHAT YOU MAKE OF THIS?

49. - DOES IT MATTER? - NOPE.

50. BUT HOLD ONTO THAT NON-THOUGHT,

51. 'CAUSE IF I KNOW CM PUNK,

52. HE'S NOT ABOUT TO LET THE EARTH TAKE A BEATING.

53. - OH, COME ON, THE CLUTCH IS ALL THE WAY ON KOFI'S SIDE.

54. - OOH! CM PUNK WAS FAKING IT!

55. - THANK GOODNESS YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

56. WONDER HOW CENA'S DOING.

57. - OH, MY GOD! - DID YOU SEE THAT?

58. - THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

59. - I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING.

60. - WOW! WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT MOVE?

61. - THAT HAD TO HURT.

62. - WONDER WHAT CENA WILL DO.

63. - CM PUNK? BUT WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.

64. - IT'S WRESTLING. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

65. - WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?

66. - I HAVE NO IDEA.

67. NO, SERIOUSLY, I WAS READING THIS BOOK.

68. CM PUNK HAS TURNED ON JOHN CENA?

69. HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER.

70. - IT'S ALL OVER, COLE. IT'S ALL OVER.

71. THERE ARE NO WINNERS ON EARTH TODAY.

72. EXCEPT FOR MICHAEL BAY WHO IS STEALING ALL OF THIS

73. FOR HIS NEXT TRANSFORMERS MOVIE.

74. - TAPE CENA TO OPTIMUS PRIME,

75. AND DONE.

76. - HI. CAN YOU SIGN HERE?

77. I JUST NEED AN ADULT SIGNATURE.

78. THANKS.

79. - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'D I SIGN FOR?

80. - WELL, THANKS TO YOU, MY PARENTS DON'T NEED TO KNOW

81. I FAILED CHEMISTRY CLASS.

82. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

83. - OH, REALLY?

84. - DAD?

85. - BUSTED!

86. - DADS. ON TOP OF THINGS

87. SINCE 2004.

88. - MAD!

89. - UGH, THESE FLIGHTS ARE SO EXPENSIVE.

90. - AND I CAN'T FIND A ROOM AT ANY HOTEL ANYWHERE.

91. - NEED A HAND BOOKING THE BEST DEALS ON YOUR VACATION?

92. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S A VELOCIRAPTOR.

93. - HELP US!

94. - AHH!

95. - THEN TRY TRAVELOCIRAPTOR.

96. STAND IN LINE AT THE AIRPORT?

97. I DON'T THINK SO.

98. - UH, LET ME GET YOUR TICKETS.

99. I SEE YOU'RE IN COACH.

100. - I MEAN FIRST CLASS. YOU'RE IN FIRST CLASS!

101. - I'M SORRY, WE'RE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.

102. - FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT 75 MILLION YEAR OLD DINOSAURS.

103. - AND WITH TRAVELOCIRAPTOR,

104. YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING RESERVATIONS.

105. - I'M SORRY, WE ONLY TAKE RESERVATIONS.

106. - OH, I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT.

107. - TRAVELOCIRAPTOR.

108. DON'T ARGUE, IT'S A VELOCIRAPTOR, YOU DOLTS.

109. - BILBO, THESE ARE THE DWARVES YOU'LL BE TRAVELING WITH.

110. THIS IS THORIN, GLOIN,

111. HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY.

112. WAIT A SECOND.

113. THESE AREN'T MY DWARVES.

114. THESE ARE DIFFERENT, SLIGHTLY SILLIER DWARVES.

115. - WELL, THEN WHERE'D YOUR DWARVES END UP?

116. - HMM?

117. - I JUST WANTED TO GIVE HER AN APPLE.

118. - YEAH, A POISON APPLE.

119. TELL IT TO THE BOOT.

120. - OW! OW! OW!

121. - HONEY. HONEY!

122. BAH! WHAT'S WRONG?

123. - YOU'RE SNORING.

124. GET THOSE BREATHING STRIPS.

125. - THESE THINGS NEVER WORK.

126. AH, THEY TASTE LIKE TAPE.

127. UGH.

128. - YOU'RE EATING THEM BACKWARDS, YOU DUMMY.

129. - YOU LOVED LAURA INGALLS WILDER

130. IN "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE."

131. - AHH!

132. - BUT THIS SUMMER, THINGS GET EVEN WILDER.

133. - GET DOWN!

134. - WHAT?

135. - "LITTLE HOUSE DOWN."

136. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

137. - BY WHO?

138. - TECHNICALLY, THE QUESTION IS "BY WHOM"?

139. BUT THE ANSWER IS NELLIE.

140. - WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR PA ABOUT THIS?

141. - FROM DIRECTOR ROLAND EMMERICH,

142. THE MAN WHO DESTROYED THE WORLD IN "INDEPENDENCE DAY,"

143. "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW," AND "2012 DAY."

144. - HOLY COW, THE ENTIRE PRAIRIE IS ON FIRE.

145. - "LITTLE HOUSE DOWN."

146. WE USED A OUIJA BOARD TO ASK LAURA INGALLS WILDER

147. IF WE COULD DO THIS,

148. AND SHE SAID IT WAS OK.

149. AND THEN SHE SAID JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM NUMBERS

150. AND LETTERS AND THINGS.

151. - MAD!

152. - SCALPEL.

153. BANDAGE.

154. SUSPENDERS.

155. THE "MONA LISA."

156. MILK.

157. SKIM.

158. THE AUTOGRAPH OF EVERY CAST MEMBER FROM THE SHOW "GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE,"

159. BUT ON AN 8x10 GLOSSY OF THE CAST OF "MODERN FAMILY."

160. - CONGRATULATIONS!

161. YOU JUST PROVED YOU'RE THE NURSE OF THE YEAR.

162. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO?

163. - UH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

164. - HA HA HA!

165. - HEE HEE HEE!

166. - AAH!

167. - "MAD" TESTS THE EXPRESSION TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE

168. BY HURLING EMMA STONE AT TWO BIRDS.

169. - WHAT? WHY?

170. WHY?

171. CORRECT.

172. - THESE 4 PEOPLE ARE HERE TO PLAY A GAME.

173. BUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW

174. IS THE GAME IS NO ORDINARY GAME.

175. THE GAME IS MURDER.

176. MY NAME IS HORTON.

177. OH, AND SOMEONE MURDERED A WHO.

178. - AAH!

179. - THAT'S BETTER.

180. - AAH!

181. - DON, ADRIANA, DANTE, AND SASHA,

182. YOU ARE HERE TO SOLVE A MURDER.

183. - WHO DIED? - YES.

184. - WAIT, WE NEED TO FIND WHO?

185. - EXACTLY. - EXACTLY WHO?

186. - BINGO.

187. - OH, MY GOSH, I FOUND WHO DIED.

188. - WHAT? NO, HE'S NOT DEAD.

189. THAT'S STEVE. HE'S ON THE CREW OF THE SHOW.

190. STEVE! STEVE!

191. - HUH?

192. IS THIS THING OVER YET?

193. - NOT YET. - ALL RIGHT.

194. - CAN YOU JUST TELL US WHO DIED?

195. - YES, THAT WHO.

196. - I DON'T SEE ANYONE.

197. - AND YOU WON'T BECAUSE WHOS ARE IMPOSSIBLY,

198. MICROSCOPICALLY AND ADORABLY TINY BEINGS

199. WHO CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

200. - WELL, GIVE US A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

201. - AS SOON AS YOU SOLVE THIS RIDDLE.

202. HILL WILL, WILL WENT UP HILL.

203. HAVE YOU SOLVED THE RIDDLE?

204. - YEP, WE HAVE.

205. SO YOU'RE NUTS,

206. AND WE'RE GONNA GO SEE IF IT'S TOO LATE

207. TO GET ON "THE VOICE."

208. SO, SO LONG, DUMBO.

209. - LOOK, SOMEONE'S ON THAT HILL.

210. - IS IT A FISH?

211. - A FISH? WHY WOULD IT BE A FISH?

212. - I DON'T KNOW, DON. I BARELY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.

213. I THINK I NEED TO LAY DOWN WITH STEVE.

214. - LET'S GO.

215. - IS IT COOL IF— - SURE.

216. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S WILL SMITH.

217. - HEH. YES, IT IS.

218. AND YOU HAVE SOLVED THE RIDDLE.

219. YOU MAY NOW HAVE THIS MAGNIFYING GLASS

220. SO THAT—

221. MAN, YOU DO ONE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MOVIE

222. AND YOU END UP EXILED ON A MOUNTAIN.

223. SHYAMALAN!

224. - EXCELLENT WORK.

225. WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO SASHA?

226. ANYWAY, YOU MAY NOW USE THE MAGNIFYING GLASS.

227. - YEP, THERE'S THE WHO.

228. - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE STEPPED ON HIM.

229. - HUH. IT LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE LOTS OF SQUASHED WHOS.

230. - VERY GOOD. BUT WHO STEPPED ON ALL THOSE WHOS?

231. - WELL, YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGEST FEET.

232. - BUT COMPARED TO A WHO, EVERYONE'S FEET ARE BIG.

233. - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ALSO STEPPING ON EVERYONE.

234. - OOPS. FORGET THEY WERE THERE.

235. WELL, I GUESS THIS SOLVES THE MYSTERY.

236. YOU THINK IT'S TOO LATE TO GET ON "THE VOICE"?

237. - MAD!

238. - MAD!

239. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

240. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

241. - MAD!

242. - OH! OH! OH!