MAD 4x18

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Can a lovesick zombie overcome his craving for brains AND overcome how lazy zombie movies have gotten? Then, the Green Lanterns are asked which of their teammates should be fired. Plus, Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN MELTING INTO THE GROUND ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. THURSDAY 10 A.M., THE WORLD COMPLAINS

5. WHEN BEN AFFLECK IS CAST AS THE NEW BATMAN,

6. OVERLOOKING WHO THE NEW ALFRED WILL BE.

7. FRIDAY 12 P.M., VIN DIESEL SAYS MARVEL HAS OFFERED HIM A ROLE

8. HE WAS BORN TO PLAY.

9. SO WE'RE ASSUMING IT'S EMOTIONLESS

10. PLANK OF WOOD MAN.

11. SUNDAY, 5 P.M.--MILEY CYRUS WOULD BE BETTER OFF

12. IF SHE JUST PERFORMED LIKE THIS...

13. - HA HA HA!

14. - [SPEAKING GIBBERISH, MUSIC PLAYING]

15. - I WISH I COULD CONNECT WITH PEOPLE.

16. I WISH I COULD REMEMBER MY NAME.

17. BUT MOST OF ALL, I WISH EVERYONE WOULD GET SICK

18. OF ZOMBIES, SO WE COULD STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES.

19. - I HEARD SOMETHING, PERRY. WE SHOULD GO.

20. - NO WAY, JULIE. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK UP MEDICINE

21. FOR THE CITY. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT,

22. WHICH IS WHY THEY SENT US— A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS.

23. - AAH!

24. - WHEN I FIRST SAW JULIE, SOMETHING CAME OVER ME.

25. I THOUGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME, MAYBE I COULD CHANGE.

26. MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO BE ANOTHER MINDLESS

27. BRAIN-EATING MONSTER.

28. MAYBE THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANOTHER BORING ZOMBIE MOVIE.

29. NUM NUM NUM. WELL, I TRIED.

30. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?

31. - SAFE.

32. - OH. SO YOU'RE LIKE A GOOD ZOMBIE.

33. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKEABLE

34. BECAUSE YOU COLLECT THINGS?

35. YEAH. WELL, I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE.

36. EVER HEARD OF "WALL-e" OR "THE LITTLE MERMAID"?

37. - NOT FAMILIAR.

38. - OH, REALLY?

39. - UHH...

40. OH, GOOD GOING. YOU GOT HER HERE, BUT NOW YOU'RE LOSING HER.

41. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS

42. IF YOU WANT TO WIN HER OVER.

43. LET'S SEE. ROBERT PATTINSON FOR CHARM.

44. ADD SOME MICHAEL JACKSON FOR DANCE MOVES;

45. SOME JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR THE SAME DANCE MOVES;

46. AND FINALLY SOME JOHNNY DEPP FOR HIS IMPECCABLE SENSE OF STYLE.

47. HELLO, HELLO.

48. OH, MAN. THAT WORKED PERFECTLY.

49. SHE MUST BE SO INTO...

50. ME NOW.

51. AH, NUTS.

52. - I KNOW HE WAS PALE AND SKINNY AND STIFF,

53. BUT I THINK I KIND OF MISS HIM.

54. - YOU COULD ALWAYS WATCH A DANIEL RADCLIFFE MOVIE.

55. - NAH. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.

56. - HEY, SPEAKING OF WEIRDOS, ISN'T THAT THE ZOMBIE

57. YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT?

58. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

59. - I CAME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU...

60. AND ALSO YOUR CITY IS ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED

61. BY SKELETON MONSTERS.

62. - YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THE SKELETON MONSTERS.

63. - AAH! ANOTHER ONE!

64. - EXCUSE ME. I THINK I'M IN THE WRONG SKETCH.

65. UH!

66. - I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.

67. - I THINK WE HAVE A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF SAFE!

68. - HEY, LOOK, THE WATER WASHED OFF ALL MY ZOMBIE MAKEUP.

69. I'M CURED.

70. - SO ARE WE. WE WALKED THROUGH A SPRINKLER,

71. AND ALL OUR MAKEUP CAME OFF, TOO.

72. - AND NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER.

73. - ACTUALLY, I THINK I SHOULD BE A SCARY ZOMBIE AFTER ALL.

74. GRR!

75. - AAH!

76. - OH!

77. - HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? - OVER MEDIUM.

78. - AND HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BACON?

79. - CRISPY.

80. - AND HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR CHANCES AGAINST THE LAND SHARK?

81. - I'D SAY ABOUT 50/50.

82. - LET'S DO THIS.

83. - AAH!

84. - FRED'S DINER GIVING SERVERS MORE TO DO

85. THAN JUST READING THE SPECIALS.

86. - YOU LOVE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS BUT HATE HOW THEY

87. DON'T PROTECT THE TOP OF YOUR FEET.

88. WELL, YOU CAN FINALLY STOP WORRYING

89. WITH THE ALL-NEW FLOP-FLIPS.

90. - WOW. THE TOPS OF MY FEET ARE NOW COMPLETELY PROTECTED.

91. - THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

92. THOSE UNSIGHTLY TOP-OF-THE-FOOT SUNBURNS EVER AGAIN.

93. - HEY, BUT WAIT. WHAT ABOUT THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET?

94. - WHAT ABOUT THEM? - WELL, THERE IS NO BOTTOM.

95. - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU HATED WHAT IT DID

96. TO THE TOPS OF YOUR FEET.

97. YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOTTOM.

98. - OH. I JUST ASSUMED THAT— - THAT I WAS A MIND READER?

99. - NO, NO! THAT'S NOT IT. I JUST—

100. - YOU JUST WHAT, THINK I SIT HERE ALL DAY LIKE A DOPE

101. COMING UP WITH IDEAS TO PROTECT THE TOPS OF YOUR FEET?

102. WELL, GUESS WHAT, BRAINIAC. THOSE WOULD BE CALLED SHOES.

103. - HANG ON. I WAS JUST TRYING TO—

104. - "HANG ON. I WAS JUST TRYING TO—"

105. - STOP IT. - "STOP IT."

106. - STOP IT! - "STOP IT!"

107. - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

108. - "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!"

109. - LISTEN, JUST GIVE ME THE OLD FLIP-FLOPS

110. AND WE CAN FORGET THE WHOLE THING.

111. - IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. THOSE FLIP-FLOPS ARE GONE.

112. YOU'RE WEARING THE FLOP-FLIPS! - BUT—

113. - WEAR THE FLOP-FLIPS. THEY'RE JUST AS—

114. OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?

115. - AND HERE ARE THIS YEAR'S HONOREES

116. INTO THE OVER-REACTOR'S HALL OF FAME.

117. HONOREE NUMBER ONE, STEVE CLEMENS.

118. WHEN STEVE FOUND OUT THAT HIS FRIEND HAD NEVER SEEN

119. ANY OF "THE LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES,

120. HE ACTED LIKE SOMEONE HAD CANCELED CHRISTMAS.

121. - HIS FRIEND ALSO DIDN'T SEE "THE HOBBIT."

122. - HONOREE NUMBER TWO, BECCA KINSKI.

123. WHEN A NEW FROZEN YOGURT STORE OPENED NEAR HER HOUSE,

124. SHE WEPT TEARS OF JOY AS IF HER FIRST CHILD HAD JUST BEEN BORN.

125. AND HONOREE NUMBER 3, JAMES MACKEY.

126. WHEN JAMES FOUND A SPIDER IN HIS ROOM,

127. HE WAS SO AFRAID, HE DEMOLISHED HIS HOUSE,

128. SALTED THE EARTH SO NOTHING WOULD EVER GROW THERE AGAIN,

129. AND MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

130. AND THOSE ARE THIS YEAR'S HONOREES

131. IN THE OVER-REACTOR'S HALL OF FAME.

132. - HA HA HA HA! OH, MAN.

133. THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SKETCH I'VE EVER SEEN.

134. HA HA HA!

135. - ALSO, THIS GUY.

136. - YEAH. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU GOT?

137. - LOOKS LIKE A CLASSIC HOMICIDE.

138. NO WITNESSES, NO LEADS.

139. - HUH? OH, SORRY. I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

140. I WAS ON MY HANDS-FREE HEADSET.

141. - OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT THE MURDER.

142. - NO. I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BAKER,

143. ASKING WHAT CAKES HE'S GOT— WAIT! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER?

144. - LUKE NOBLE IS THE HANDS FREE DETECTIVE.

145. HE'S SO CONFIDENT HE'LL GET THE JOB DONE,

146. HE'LL DEAL WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS

147. AT THE SAME TIME.

148. - SO HOW DID THE SCENE LOOK?

149. - IT WAS PRETTY GRISLY,

150. BUT THERE WERE PRETTY REVEALING CLUE—

151. - RIGHT. OK. THANKS. SORRY. I WAS TALKING TO MY BUDDY

152. ABOUT THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT.

153. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

154. - I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CLUES FOUND NEAR THE VICTIM.

155. - VICTIM? OH, NO! DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO SOMEONE?

156. - HE'S SO TALENTED, HE CAN CONSTANTLY MULTITASK.

157. - WHAT ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT, HUH?

158. WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT AT 7 P.M.?

159. - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT. I DID IT. YOU GOT ME.

160. - HUH? NO. NO. I'M TRYING TO GET MOVIE TICKETS,

161. BUT EVERYTHING'S SOLD OUT.

162. - OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHARGING ME WITH MURDER.

163. - EXCUSE ME. I'M ON THE PHONE. GET OUT OF HERE.

164. - MIDNIGHT? YEAH, FINE, FINE. I'LL TAKE THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING.

165. - THE HANDS FREE DETECTIVE.

166. HE'S KIND OF A JERK, REALLY.

167. GAH!

168. HA HA!

169. - POPULAR HAIRSTYLE— THE MOHAWK.

170. UNPOPULAR HAIRSTYLE— THE REAL HAWK.

171. - GREEN LANTERNS, THE REASON WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU TO OA

172. IS THAT THE CORPS IS IN TROUBLE.

173. JOB PERFORMANCE IS DOWN, THE MOVIE TANKED,

174. AND THE TV SHOW WAS CANCELED.

175. - HEY. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?

176. KILOWOG WAS IN THOSE, TOO.

177. - HEY, POOZER, DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS.

178. - ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.

179. NO ONE IS BLAMING KILOWOG. EVERYONE LOVES KILOWOG.

180. BUT CHANGES NEED TO BE MADE TO THE CORPS.

181. THAT'S WHY WE ARE TURNING THE POWER OVER TO YOU.

182. FOR THE NEXT 42 HOURS, YOU, THE GREEN LANTERNS, ARE IN CHARGE.

183. YOU WILL DECIDE WHICH ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO BE FIRED.

184. - WE ASKED ALL OF YOU TO EVALUATE YOUR FELLOW LANTERNS.

185. - DON'T WORRY. I REALLY TALKED YOU UP.

186. - AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY.

187. - WHOA. H-HOLD ON!

188. I DON'T REALLY TRUST SINESTRO.

189. I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE THE DEVIL.

190. AND HIS NAME IS SINESTRO.

191. - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS.

192. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.

193. I SWEAR, I WILL GET MY REVENGE.

194. - I MEAN, AM I WRONG? THAT WAS PRETTY EVIL, RIGHT?

195. - CH'P? YOU MEAN THE SQUIRREL?

196. HE'S A GREEN LANTERN?

197. I THOUGHT WE JUST HAD A PEST PROBLEM.

198. - HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.

199. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE MAKING NOISE IN THE WALLS.

200. - MOGO IS GREAT...

201. AS FAR AS LIVING PLANETS GO,

202. BUT HE IS ALWAYS LATE.

203. - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. MY ORBIT IS VERY SLOW.

204. ALSO, I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON.

205. - AFTER THE VIDEO, THE GREEN LANTERNS SPLIT OFF INTO GROUPS

206. TO TALK ABOUT WHO SHOULD STAY AND WHO SHOULD GO.

207. - LOOK, I LOVE CH'P, BUT LET'S FACE FACTS.

208. HE'S A SQUIRREL. WE NEED ALIENS THAT LOOK LIKE ALIENS.

209. LOOK AT LARVOX. H-HE'S CRAZY-LOOKING.

210. - THANKS, HAL.

211. - SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE A BEAN WITH HAIR?

212. - IT'S A WIG.

213. - AS THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE GREEN LANTERN, I KNOW

214. I'M IN THE HOT SEAT.

215. IT'S MY STRATEGY TO FOCUS ON CH'P

216. OR FAILING THAT, LARVOX.

217. BECAUSE, UH, UGH. LARVOX. UGH. I TOUCHED THAT.

218. - WITH THE VOTES CAST, THE GUARDIANS HAVE ASSEMBLED

219. THE LANTERNS TO REVEAL THE BOTTOM 3.

220. - AND THE LANTERNS WITH THE MOST VOTES AGAINST THEM ARE...

221. - CH'P.

222. - NUTS TO YOU, NUTS TO YOU, AND NUTS TO YOU.

223. NUTS TO ALL OF YOU.

224. - MOGO.

225. - MOGO THE LIVING PLANET UNDERSTANDS. IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

226. - BUT THE LANTERN WHO WILL BE FIRED IS...

227. - HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH, LARVOX.

228. - HAL JORDAN. - WHAT?

229. YOU SOLD ME OUT, LARVOX.

230. YOU SOLD ME OUT.

231. - WE'RE SORRY, HAL JORDAN.

232. YOU HAD THE MOST VOTES AGAINST YOU.

233. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU ARE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS.

234. HEY, SINESTRO, YOU STILL GETTING REVENGE?

235. - YOU KNOW IT.

236. - GREAT. SIGN ME UP.

237. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

238. - HA HA HA HA!