MAD 4x17

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The Fast and Furious crew gets an assist from the fastest man in the world. But is he the most furious? Then, a dated high school sitcom gets singing lessons. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN SHAKING SAND OUT OF YOUR SHOES ALL MONTH?

3. HERE'S SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. SATURDAY, 12:00 P.M.--

5. JUSTIN BIEBER BOOKS A FLIGHT TO OUTER SPACE,

6. CAUSING ALIENS TO BOOK A FLIGHT TO ANYWHERE ELSE.

7. TUESDAY, 6:00 P.M.--

8. VOLLEYBALL SCORES A WIN AS IT'S NAMED

9. THE YEAR'S NUMBER ONE SPORT,

10. AS FANS OF VOLLEYBALL SCORE A...

11. WHATEVER IT IS YOU CALL A SCORE IN VOLLEYBALL.

12. MONDAY, 7:00 A.M.--

13. APES AND BABIES ARE SAID TO USE THE SAME HAND GESTURES,

14. MEANING BOTH GIVE THUMBS DOWN TO THIS.

15. - HA HA HA!

16. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

17. WE'VE BEEN FAST, WE'VE BEEN TOO FAST,

18. AND WE'VE BEEN VARIOUS LEVELS OF FURIOUS.

19. - BUT IN ORDER TO CATCH LETTY AND HER NEW MERCENARY GANG,

20. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE MUCH FASTER.

21. - SHOULD WE ALSO BE MORE FURIOUS?

22. - IF THERE'S TIME. - BUT HOBBS,

23. WE'RE AT MAXIMUM LEVELS OF FAST. HOW CAN WE BE FASTER?

24. - THAT'S WHY I'M ASSIGNING YOU A NEW MEMBER—

25. THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE.

26. - WHOA! OLYMPIC SPRINTER USAIN BOLT?

27. - NO, YOU DOPE! USAIN BOLT

28. DOESN'T RHYME WITH FAST AND THE FURIOUS.

29. - WELL, NEITHER DOES "FLASH."

30. - THAT WAS LETTY!

31. WE'LL TAKE THE EAST SIDE. FLASH, YOU TAKE THE WEST SIDE.

32. LET'S GO.

33. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO THE WEST SIDE.

34. - YOU HAVE TO DRIVE. - BUT I'M THE FLASH!

35. - AND I'M VIN DIESEL, A SERIOUS ACTOR.

36. BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME BEING IN GOOD MOVIES.

37. - YEAH, BUT I CAN'T— - GET IN THE CAR!

38. - WE GOT YOU, LETTY. GET OUT OF THE CAR.

39. - AWW, MAN! HOW DID WE LET THAT HAPPEN?

40. - THE FLASH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. WHERE IS HE?

41. - UH, I THINK I JUST PASSED A MALL.

42. - WHAT MALL? - IF YOU WERE LISTENING,

43. I SAID I JUST PASSED IT, SO...

44. - FIGURE IT OUT AND GET OVER HERE!

45. - WELL, THAT'S NOT THE BLINKER.

46. - GUYS? THEY HAVE A TANK.

47. - YEAH, AND WE GOT A SUPERHERO.

48. OR, AT LEAST WE'RE SUPPOSED TO. WHERE ARE YOU?

49. - YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THE DAY I'M HAVING.

50. SO I GET OUT OF MY CAR AND SEE THESE

51. SIX NICE KIDS IN SKI MASKS,

52. AND I SAY TO MYSELF, HEY, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS WEAR MASKS.

53. I'LL ASK THEM FOR DIRECTIONS.

54. - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, LETTY?

55. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? JOIN A MERCENARY GANG,

56. OR BE IN ANOTHER "FAST & THE FURIOUS" MOVIE?

57. BECAUSE EITHER WAY, THE ANSWER IS, FOR THE MONEY.

58. - YEAH, I KNOW.

59. - THIS IS THE WORST. I'M GLAD SUPERMAN CAN'T SEE THIS,

60. 'CAUSE HE'D NEVER STOP LAUGHING.

61. - LOOK AT THE FLASH.

62. TELESCOPIC VISION FOR THE WIN.

63. AND LOOK AT THAT DOG!

64. HE'S SITTING AT THE DINNER TABLE LIKE HE'S PEOPLE.

65. - SO MUCH FOR YOUR SO-CALLED SUPERHERO.

66. - FLASH! YOU GOT YOUR CAR FIXED.

67. - NO, YOU DING DONG! I USED MY SUPERPOWERS TO SAVE YOU.

68. - WELL, THANKS FOR SAVING THE DAY.

69. BUT YOU DIDN'T USE THE CAR, SO YOU'RE FIRED.

70. - WHAT? - GREAT WORK, DOM.

71. YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CREW GET PARDONS.

72. OH, BUT NOT YOU, FLASH.

73. YOU WERE FIRED, SO YOU'RE GOING BACK TO JAIL.

74. - BUT I WAS NEVER IN JAIL TO BEGIN WITH!

75. - TELL IT TO THE JUDGE.

76. - WHY ARE YOU BURYING THAT BONE?

77. - YEAH! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GROW A BONE TREE?

78. - HEH, NO, I DIDN'T THINK THAT!

79. I—I DID THINK THAT, ACTUALLY.

80. - MAD!

81. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, ARE YOU ACTUALLY MOWING THE LAWN?

82. - YEAH, I HAVE TO. IT'S CALLED "CHORES."

83. - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE AWAKE.

84. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN NOW MOW THE LAWN

85. AND TAKE A WELL-DESERVED NAP AT THE SAME TIME?

86. CHECK OUT THE YAWNMOWER!

87. - YOU HEARD 'EM, IT'S THE YAWNMOWER!

88. THE WORLD'S FIRST SLEEPING MOWER.

89. WITH THE YAWNMOWER, YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY

90. ABOUT BEING AWAKE WHILE DOING CHORES.

91. - WON'T IT JUST CRASH?

92. - NO, BECAUSE THE YAWNMOWER HAS A STATE OF THE ART

93. COLLISION DETECTION SYSTEM.

94. PLUS, THE DOUBLE REINFORCED BLADE CAN CHOP RIGHT THROUGH

95. AND ITS GPS WILL ALWAYS BRING YOU BACK SAFE AND SOUND.

96. - AWW! BOY, I NEEDED THAT.

97. WHAT'D I MISS?

98. - WELL, YOU CRASHED A BUNCH OF CARS,

99. ALMOST RAN OVER SOME KIDS, DESTROYED YOUR HOUSE,

100. AND MOST LIKELY GOT YOURSELF GROUNDED FROM NOW UNTIL YOU GRADUATE

101. WITH THE PhD YOU'LL NEED TO PAY BACK ALL THIS DAMAGE.

102. - AND I DIDN'T MISS A WINK OF SLEEP. THANKS, YAWNMOWER!

103. - THE YAWNMOWER— DON'T YOU DESERVE A NAP?

104. - YEAH, I'M REALLY NOT SOLD ON THIS THING.

105. AHEM.

106. - HUH?

107. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "ASK A WIZARD," WITH HARRY POTTER.

108. - DEAR HARRY, WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET KETCHUP OFF A SHIRT?

109. - HMM. HAVE YOU TRIED MAGIC?

110. - DEAR HARRY, ANY TIPS FOR GIVING MY HAIR MORE SHINE?

111. - I GUESS I'D TRY... MAGIC!

112. - DEAR HARRY, WHAT'S A FAST, HEALTHY WAY TO COOK CHICKEN?

113. - AGAIN, I'D HAVE TO SAY MAGIC.

114. HERE, LET ME SEE THOSE CARDS.

115. MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC.

116. THE KEY TO MOST RELATIONSHIPS IS MAGIC.

117. MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC.

118. YEAH, ALL THE REST OF THESE ARE MAGIC.

119. ALL RIGHT. HARRY POTTER OUT. MAGIC!

120. - THIS HAS BEEN "ASK A WIZARD."

121. - AT LAST!

122. I HAVE NOW DIVED DEEPER THAN ANY HUMAN IN HISTORY.

123. I JUST WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD PROVE IT.

124. OOH.

125. YES! - MAD!

126. - ON THE NEXT "60 MINOTAUR,"

127. I INTERVIEW A DECORATED GENERAL

128. AND DISCUSS OUR COUNTRY'S ROLE AS A WORLD SUPERPOWER.

129. - WELL, IN RECENT YEARS, THE OVERALL LANDSCAPE HAS CHANGED.

130. TECHNOLOGY'S IN THE FOREFRONT,

131. WHICH MEANS THE DEFINITION OF SOLDIER HAS BEEN REEVALUATED.

132. THE BATTLEFIELD AS WE KNOW IT

133. HAS ACTUALLY BECOME THE KEYBOARD.

134. - I SEE. AND HOW WOULD THAT TRANSLATE TO...

135. BATTLING A MINOTAUR?

136. - AH, WHAT?

137. WE'LL HAVE THAT INTERVIEW,

138. PLUS AN OLD MAN COMPLAINING ABOUT CHANGE,

139. ALL ON THE NEXT "60 MINOTAUR."

140. - MAD!

141. - HEY! YOU CAN'T WALK OFF WITH THAT BREAD.

142. - WHY DO WE DUCKS NEED TO RELY ON YOU HUMANS FOR BREAD?

143. WHY DON'T WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET WHAT WE WANT?

144. - NO, I MEAN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

145. - OH. WELL, UH, HERE'S A COUPLE OF ROCKS AND A PEBBLE.

146. - DUCKS. ALL THEY REALLY NEED IS MONEY.

147. - UGH!

148. - SORRY, BLACK TIE ONLY.

149. - DANG IT! THE ONE DAY I DRESS DOWN.

150. - MAN, CLASS TODAY WAS LIKE SANDPAPER.

151. - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT, ZACK?

152. - BECAUSE IT WAS ROUGH!

153. WHAT GIVES? WHY NO LAUGH TRACK?

154. - YEAH! THAT WAS A CLASSIC "SAVED BY THE BELL" JOKE.

155. - WAKE UP, GUYS! NOBODY WATCHES "SAVED BY THE BELL" ANYMORE.

156. WE'VE BEEN SURPASSED—BY "GLEE!"

157. - "GLEE?" WHY, BECAUSE THEY CAN SING AND DANCE?

158. - WELL, ALSO THEY'RE NOT 40 YEARS OLD. BUT, YEAH!

159. PLUS THEY'VE GOT A COOL TEACHER WHO SHOWS THEM HOW TO PERFORM.

160. ALL WE HAVE IS MR. BELDING.

161. - WELL, I WANT TO BE RELEVANT.

162. WHO CAN WE GET TO TEACH US HOW TO SING AND DANCE?

163. - HI, EVERYBODY, I'M ADELE.

164. DID I HEAR YOU NEEDED SOME HELP WITH SINGING?

165. - HMM. WORKS FOR ME.

166. - WITH A LITTLE VOCAL TRAINING,

167. I CAN MAKE YOU ALL RELEVANT AGAIN.

168. - THAT'S GREAT, ADELE.

169. BUT, UH, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

170. - THAT'S SIMPLE. THE SKETCH STORK BROUGHT ME.

171. - ANY TIME, ADELE.

172. - SO ANY TIME A CELEBRITY SHOWS UP IN A SKETCH...

173. - YEP. SKETCH STORK.

174. - HMM. WORKS FOR ME.

175. - NOW, LET'S HARMONIZE.

176. ZACK, GIVE ME YOUR HIGH NOTE.

177. GIVE ME A LOW NOTE.

178. - OK, KELLY, WHAT NOISE ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE?

179. FORGET IT, FORGET IT! YOU KNOW WHAT?

180. THEY DON'T JUST SING ON "GLEE," THEY ALSO DANCE.

181. - BUT YOU DON'T DANCE. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH US?

182. - DON'T WORRY, THE SKETCH STORK WILL BRING SOMEONE.

183. - I BROUGHT USHER.

184. - ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU GUYS A FEW SIMPLE DANCE MOVES.

185. JUST FOLLOW ME.

186. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SLIDE, THEN CIRCLE, THEN—OH.

187. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

188. - WE JUST FOLLOWED YOU.

189. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. NO. YOU DIDN'T.

190. - IT'S FINE. THEY'RE ALL FINE.

191. SINGING, DANCING, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

192. LET'S GET THEM SOME MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT.

193. HELLO, STORK? WE NEED SOME MUSIC.

194. NO, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE VERY GOOD.

195. - ALL RIGHT, JOHN MAYER,

196. WE'RE READY FOR YOU TO LAY DOWN THE TRACK.

197. - GREAT.

198. - YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

199. - OH, NO, I'M NOT. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A SKETCH.

200. - YEAH, YOU GOT NO CHOICE.

201. - AHH! AHH!

202. - YOU KNOW THEY'RE TERRIBLE AND NOTHING CAN MAKE THEM RELEVANT, RIGHT?

203. - YEAH. BUT WE ALL HAD A LOT OF FUN HERE TODAY.

204. A LOT OF FUN.

205. - MAD!

206. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

207. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

208. - ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE, I SEE THE STARBUCKS.

209. YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S MORE THAN ONE STARBUCKS?