MAD 4x16

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The crew of the Enterprise dumbly goes where many movies have gone before. Then, Iron Man and other wealthy super heroes offer to fund the endeavors of others, if the pitch is right. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN TRYING ON PANTS ALL WEEK?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. FRIDAY, 5 P.M. STUDY REVEALS THAT

5. DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE KEEPS YOUR BRAIN HEALTHY

6. AND THAT WILLY WONKA BECAME A DOCTOR.

7. WEDNESDAY, 4 P.M. RESEARCHERS DIG UP

8. THE BONES OF THE PERSON BELIEVED TO BE THE MONA LISA

9. AND THEN QUICKLY BURY WHAT THEY FIND.

10. MONDAY, 2 P.M. LADY GAGA APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO

11. WEARING NOTHING BUT THIS.

12. - CAPTAIN, SPOCK IS TRAPPED IN THE VOLCANO

13. WITH A COLD FUSION BOMB,

14. BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE WATER

15. BECAUSE THE NATIVES WILL SEE US,

16. WHICH BREAKS THE PRIME DIRECTIVE.

17. - I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ALLOWED. TAKE THIS SHIP TO THE SURFACE,

18. FLY THROUGH THE AIR, AND THEN PICK UP SPOCK.

19. - BUT CAPTAIN! THIS IS A SPACESHIP,

20. NOT A SUBMARINE OR A REGULAR SHIP OR AN AIRPLANE.

21. - I SAID I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ALLOWED, OR WHAT MAKES SENSE.

22. - COME TO THINK OF IT, WHY DID WE LOWER ME INTO THE VOLCANO AT ALL?

23. WHY DIDN'T WE JUST LOWER THE BOMB?

24. - I SAID I DON'T CARE! JUST DO IT.

25. - AAH! AAH!

26. - AND SO THE SPACESHIP SWAM OUT OF THE WATER,

27. RESCUED THEIR FRIEND, WHO THEY'D DROPPED IN A VOLCANO ON PURPOSE,

28. AND SAILED AWAY.

29. - I DON'T KNOW. DO COLD FUSION BOMBS EVEN WORK LIKE THAT?

30. - AND WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LOWER THE BOMB DOWN?

31. - YOU SAID IT WAS A SPACESHIP, BUT IT WAS IN THE WATER.

32. ISN'T THAT DUMB? - LOOK, IT'LL ALL MAKE SENSE.

33. DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE REST OR NOT?

34. - HMM.

35. - KIRK, FOR BREAKING A PRIME DIRECTIVE,

36. YOU'RE DEMOTED AND KICKED OFF THE "ENTERPRISE."

37. - AW, MAN. - BUT A MADMAN NAMED JOHN HARRISON

38. JUST KILLED YOUR MENTOR, SO, YOU'RE PROMOTED

39. AND BACK IN CHARGE OF THE "ENTERPRISE."

40. - YES! - NOW, GET TO THE KLINGON HOMEWORLD AND GET THAT GUY.

41. - AND WE GOT HIM. - THAT WAS FAST.

42. - YEAH, THESE "MAD" PARODIES MOVE AT A BRISK PACE, DON'T THEY?

43. YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK NOW, JOHN HARRISON.

44. - OH, BUT I'M NOT JOHN HARRISON. MY NAME IS KHAN.

45. - OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE

46. A GUY NAMED JOHN HARRISON.

47. MY MISTAKE. ALL RIGHT, LET THIS GUY GO.

48. - NO, I MEAN, I AM JOHN HARRISON. - OH.

49. - I WAS WORKING WITH ADMIRAL MARCUS

50. AND HE SENT YOU TO BLOW ME UP SO YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

51. - SIR, ADMIRAL MARCUS IS TRYING TO BLOW US UP

52. SO WE DON'T FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

53. - ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GO OVER THERE AND STOP HIM.

54. KHAN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

55. - CAPTAIN, IS IT WISE TO TRUST KHAN?

56. - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY— THE FORMER FRIEND AND NOW ENEMY

57. OF MY CURRENT ENEMY WHO WAS A FRIEND IS MY FRIEND NOW.

58. IT WORKS. TRUST ME.

59. - UHURA, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.

60. CAN YOU CONTACT OLD SPOCK?

61. - RIGHT AWAY. HEY, OLD SPOCK, WAKE UP!

62. OLD SPOCK REPORTING FOR CAMEO.

63. - WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT A MAN NAMED KHAN?

64. - TELL YOU? I'LL SHOW YOU.

65. HE'S PART OF MY HOME MOVIES.

66. ALL RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE CUED TO THE PART WITH KHAN IN IT.

67. OOPS, I PASSED IT. LET'S JUST REWIND.

68. - IT'S A DVD. YOU CAN SKIP TO THE CHAPTER.

69. - NO, NO, I'VE ALREADY HIT REWIND.

70. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. - HA HA HA!

71. I, KHAN, HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS SHIP.

72. - WAIT. THAT'S KHAN? I REMEMBER KHAN BEING

73. A LOT LESS PASTY.

74. - I WAS FROZEN FOR 300 YEARS.

75. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MUCH SUN.

76. GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YA?

77. ALSO, HAND OVER THE 72 TORPEDOES MARCUS GAVE YOU

78. OR I'LL BLOW UP YOUR SHIP.

79. - YOU WANT THE TORPEDOES? - YES.

80. - ALL RIGHT. HE ASKED FOR IT.

81. - HOLD ON. WAIT A SECOND.

82. HE WANTED THE TORPEDOES?

83. - YES, WELL, HE HAD HIDDEN ALL HIS FRIENDS IN THEM.

84. - WHY WOULD HE HIDE HIS FRIENDS IN TORPEDOES?

85. - WELL, MARCUS WAS USING HIM TO BUILD NEW WEAPONS

86. - WHY WOULD A GUY FROM THE PAST BE ABLE TO MAKE NEW WEAPONS?

87. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?

88. - YOU KNOW, NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME

89. TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SKETCH.

90. - AAH! AAH!

91. - GARY? GARY, WAKE UP.

92. GARY, WAKE UP. YOU'RE SLEEPING.

93. - OH, WOW. I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM

94. THAT I WAS SKIING.

95. - YOU ARE SKIING. - AAH!

96. - YOU JUST FELL ASLEEP WHILE SKIING.

97. - AAH!

98. - "MAD."

99. - NOW IT'S TIME FOR "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT JUST BROKE?"

100. NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.

101. TELL US, WHAT JUST BROKE?

102. MY WEDDING CHINA?

103. - THAT'S RIGHT.

104. - HER HEART?

105. - THAT'S ALSO RIGHT. WE HAVE TWO WINNERS.

106. ALTHOUGH IT FEELS LIKE ONE.

107. YAY, YAY, YA—

108. - YAY! - YAY!

109. - OH. - OHH.

110. - ALL KIDS ARE THE SAME.

111. WHEN ASKED WHAT KIND OF BED THEY WANT, IT'S ALWAYS...

112. - BUNK BEDS. - WATERBED.

113. - OH, OK. WELL, SOMEONE DOWN IN RESEARCH

114. IS GETTING FIRED FOR THIS.

115. LUCKILY, THERE'S THE NEW WATER BUNKBED.

116. JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER,

117. TWO GREAT BEDS HAVE BEEN COMBINED INTO ONE.

118. NOW YOU CAN LET THE HYPNOTIC MOTION OF WATER

119. PUT YOU TO SLEEP ON EITHER THE TOP BUNK OR...

120. - OH. OK, WELL, SOMEONE DOWN IN DEVELOPMENT

121. IS GETTING FIRED FOR THIS.

122. THE WATER BUNKBED. IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.

123. - A THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MANKIND WAS FORCED TO ABANDON EARTH.

124. BUT WE'VE COME BACK TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

125. - UH-OH.

126. LOOKS LIKE IT'S "HAPPILY EVER AFTER EARTH."

127. 50 METERS, 20 METERS, 10. IT HAS FOUND YOU.

128. - AAH! WHOOOAAAA!

129. I'M AT A RIVER.

130. - AAH!

131. - THERE ARE MONSTERS EVERYWHERE.

132. - WAIT A MINUTE. THIS ISN'T JUST EARTH.

133. THIS IS THE SCARIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

134. "HAPPILY EVER AFTER EARTH." THE DANGER IS REAL.

135. GETTING YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WHEN YOU ENTER, THAT'S A CHOICE.

136. - OH, WOW. I LOVE YOUR SCARF.

137. - I'M NOT WEARING A SCARF.

138. - AAH! SCARF SNAKE! - AAH! SCARF SNAKE!

139. HUH? OH, HAR, HAR.

140. A GOLDEN PARKING TICKET. VERY FUNNY.

141. - SO, I SAVED THE PRESIDENT, MY GIRLFRIEND, THE WORLD,

142. AND, OH, AND THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.

143. I AM DONE BEING IRON MAN.

144. UHH!

145. - TRASH GOES IN THE OCEAN. UHH.

146. DID YOU SEE "TITANIC"?

147. - YES, AND I AGREE.

148. - AAH! - PEPPER, I'VE THROWN MY ARC REACTOR INTO THE OCEAN.

149. IRON MAN IS NO MORE.

150. - BUT, TONY, EARTH STILL NEEDS SUPERHEROES.

151. SORT OF.

152. - I KNOW, BUT I'VE REALIZED THERE'S A MORE EFFICIENT WAY

153. TO USE MY MONEY TO FIGHT EVIL— INVESTMENTS.

154. - PREPARE FOR THE SHOW WHERE SUPERHEROES WITH LOWER INCOMES

155. VIE FOR INVESTMENTS TO TAKE THEIR CRIME FIGHTING

156. TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

157. THIS IS "STARK TANK."

158. NOW LET'S MEET THE INVESTORS.

159. FIRST, IT'S FUN BILLIONAIRE TONY STARK.

160. NEXT, IT'S GLOOMY BILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE.

161. - AND FINALLY,

162. TV-HANDSOME BILLIONAIRE OLIVER QUEEN.

163. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR FIRST ENTREPRENEUR—HAWKEYE.

164. - FOR YEARS, I'VE FOUGHT CRIME WITH TRICK ARROWS.

165. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS AN INFUSION OF $200,000

166. SO I CAN DEVELOP MORE TRICK ARROWS.

167. FOR EXAMPLE, AN ARROW FULL OF BEES, LIKE THIS.

168. AH, AH, OOH, AH.

169. - THANKS, GENIUS. YOU JUST LET HUNDREDS OF BEES LOOSE IN THE STUDIO.

170. I'M OUT.

171. - WHAT'S STOPPING ME FROM CREATING MY OWN ARROW WITH BEES?

172. HUH. I'M OUT.

173. - I CAN'T GIVE YOU $300,000 FOR A BEE ARROW, BUT

174. HOW ABOUT 100 BUCKS TO BE ROBIN?

175. - WHOO-HOO! I'M IN.

176. - NEXT UP, WONDER WOMAN.

177. - I'M LOOKING FOR $1 MILLION

178. TO REPLACE MY INVISIBLE JET

179. WITH AN INVISIBLE VAN.

180. - YOU WANT TO DRIVE A VAN?

181. - I'M LOOKING FOR A VEHICLE THAT'S MUCH MORE SENSIBLE

182. WITH MUCH MORE STORAGE SPACE.

183. - BUT A MILLION DOLLARS? I'M OUT.

184. - WHO GOES FROM A PLANE TO A VAN?

185. MAJOR DOWNGRADE. I'M OUT.

186. - I HEARD NOTHING ABOUT ARROWS. I'M OUT, TOO.

187. - AW, MAN. THIS STINKS. OW.

188. - NEXT UP IS THE HULK.

189. - HI. I'M HULK.

190. HULK BEAT UP BAD GUYS UNTIL BAD GUYS NO MORE.

191. OR LEARN LESSON. HULK NEED $5 MILLION.

192. - WAIT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

193. YOU DON'T USE GADGETS, YOU JUST BEAT PEOPLE UP WITH YOUR FISTS.

194. I MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON?

195. - EVERY TIME HULK TRANSFORMS, HULK RUINS PANTS.

196. RIPPED PANTS DESTROYING HULK'S BOTTOM LINE.

197. - $5 MILLION FOR PANTS? WHAT ARE YOUR PANTS MADE OF?

198. - COMPLICATED COTTON AND LINEN BLEND.

199. EVERYTHING ELSE GIVE HULK RASH.

200. - FORGET IT. I'M OUT.

201. - SORRY. I'M NOT BUYING YOU PANTS.

202. - I LIKED YOUR PITCH. - REALLY?

203. - UNTIL I HEARD YOUR PANTS WEREN'T MADE OF ARROWS.

204. SO, I'M OUT.

205. - NOOO! HULK FINANCIALLY INSOLVENT.

206. UHH! - OH, NO. HE'S FREAKING OUT.

207. SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM!

208. - DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT THIS ONE.

209. - OH! BEES? AAH!

210. - GREAT WORK, OLIVER. A BEE ARROW.

211. WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA?

212. - HE STOLE THAT IDEA FROM ME.

213. - KEEP IT DOWN, ROBIN.

214. - YES, SIR.

215. - YEAH, WE'RE RICH.

216. - "MAD." - MAD!

217. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

218. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—