MAD 4x15

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Iron Man battles the Mandarin and, no, he doesn't call the Avengers - so who cares? Then, the monsters go back to college: Greendale Community College! Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN AVOIDING SHARKS ALL WEEK?

3. HERE'S SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. SATURDAY, 3 P.M.

5. TABLOIDS RELEASE FIRST PICTURE OF KIM AND KANYE'S BABY, NORTH WEST,

6. THEN REALIZE IT'S SIMPLY THE CORNER OF A MAP.

7. MONDAY, 4 P.M.

8. AFTER THE SUCCESS OF "SHARKNADO,"

9. PRODUCERS THINK OF RELEASING "THE SHARK KNIGHT RISES."

10. TUESDAY, 8 P.M.

11. FAMILY FINDS RARE COMIC BOOK IN THE WALLS OF THEIR LIVING ROOM,

12. AND IN THE BATHROOM, THEY FIND THIS.

13. - HA HA HA!

14. - TONY STARK, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME

15. SUCH A BIG AND IMPERSONAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

16. - YOU MEAN THE GIANT TEDDY BEAR?

17. - OH, I THOUGHT YOU GOT ME A FLEET OF HELICOPTERS

18. FIRING MISSILES AT OUR HOUSE.

19. - WHAT? THOSE JERKS TOLD ME

20. THE FLEET OF MISSILE-FIRING HELICOPTERS WAS SOLD OUT.

21. YAAH!

22. WELL, TIME FOR MY FANCY SUPERHERO TRANSFORMATION.

23. IRON MAN, ASSEMBLE!

24. OW! OOH! OOH! OW! OW!

25. WATCH YOURSELF!

26. HEH.

27. STILL WORKING OUT SOME OF THE BUGS.

28. I SAID IRON, NOT TIN.

29. LET'S BE HONEST. WE USED UP ALL THE GOOD STUFF

30. IN "THE AVENGERS" MOVIE.

31. - AAH!

32. UHH!

33. WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE WE?

34. - YOU WERE ATTACKED BY THE MANDARIN.

35. - THE MANDARIN? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?

36. - IS IT POSSIBLE HE'S ANGRY

37. BECAUSE HE OFFERED YOU SOMETHING YEARS AGO

38. AND YOU RUDELY TURNED HIM DOWN?

39. - HMM...

40. - ORANGE CHICKEN. FREE SAMPLE OF ORANGE CHICKEN?

41. - NO, THANKS.

42. - GRRR!

43. - VERY POSSIBLE.

44. AND SO FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS

45. I'M GUESSING YOU FOLLOWED MY EMERGENCY PLAN

46. OF PUTTING ME IN MY CORRECT SUIT AND FLYING ME TO D.C.?

47. - TO D.C.? SO YOU DIDN'T SAY TENNESSEE?

48. 'CAUSE TO D.C. SOUNDS A LOT LIKE TENNESSEE.

49. - TENNESSEE? WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO THERE?

50. D.C. IS WHERE THE MILITARY IS, WHERE I'D BE PROTECTED.

51. THAT'S WHERE WE ARE, ISN'T IT?

52. - UH... YES, OF COURSE.

53. I MEAN, WHY WOULD I— UH-OH,

54. I'M RUNNING OUT OF POWER...

55. - MACHINES DON'T SNORE, JARVIS.

56. YOU CAN'T EVEN FAKE IT WELL.

57. - STILL NO POWER.

58. THIS IRON MAN CARRY-ON LUGGAGE WOULD BE BETTER

59. IF IT HAD WHEELS.

60. - WOW! TONY STARK?

61. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TENNESSEE?

62. - TENNESSEE?

63. JARVIS...

64. I'M TRYING TO FIX MY SUIT. THINK YOU CAN HELP?

65. - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

66. YOU HAVE ACCESS TO "THE AVENGERS"

67. AND ABOUT 50 "IRON MAN" SUITS AND YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR HELP?

68. - FOR YOU INFORMATION, PEPPER IS IN CHARGE OF MY SUITS,

69. AND IF I KNOW HER, SHE'S PUTTING THEM TO GOOD USE AS WE SPEAK.

70. - LOOK, RHODEY, I'M AN IRON VERSION OF ONE DIRECTION.

71. - OK, THEN WHAT ABOUT "THE AVENGERS"?

72. - WELL, "THE AVENGERS" ARE, UH—UH—

73. UH-OH, I'M RUNNING OUT OF POWER.

74. ERRR... OOH!

75. - HUMANS DON'T LOSE POWER, TONY.

76. YOU CAN'T EVEN FAKE IT WELL.

77. - STILL NO POWER...

78. - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MANDARIN. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

79. - I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE GOT PRISONERS.

80. - OH, NO! YOU CAPTURED CAPTAIN AMERICA, TOO?

81. - UH... NO. TONY, IT'S ME, RHODEY.

82. YOU KNOW, THE IRON PATRIOT?

83. - THE IRON PATRIOT?

84. THEN WHY THE HECK AREN'T YOU IN "THE AVENGERS"?

85. I MEAN, WOULDN'T A PATRIOTIC ROBOT BE SO MUCH COOLER

86. THAN AN OLD GUY FROM WORLD WAR II

87. WHO CALLS HIMSELF CAPTAIN AMERICA?

88. - THAT'S ENOUGH, TONY STARK. THE TIME FOR YOU TO DIE IS NOW.

89. - OH, REALLY? 'CAUSE I BROUGHT BACKUP.

90. - OK, HANG ON. HANG ON.

91. LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING HASTY HERE,

92. 'CAUSE, WELL, I'M JUST AN ACTOR, SEE?

93. THE MANDARIN IS JUST A CHARACTER I'M PLAYING.

94. - A CHARACTER?

95. - YES. COULDN'T YOU TELL?

96. I'M JUST COPYING THE ACTOR HUGO WEAVING.

97. - HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, AND I WILL NEVER STOP CHASING YOU.

98. - THEN THAT'S EVEN MORE OF A REASON TO DESTROY HIM.

99. GET READY TO SEE WHAT AN ARMY OF ROBOTS CAN DO.

100. - PEPPER, DID YOU DO THIS?

101. - UH, WELL, RHODEY CAME OVER AND THEN WE, UH—

102. UH-OH—LOSING POWER.

103. - YEAH, WHY AREN'T I IN "THE AVENGERS"?

104. - ALL RIGHT, TURN 'EM ON.

105. - HUH.

106. - UH, LET ME SEE THAT BOX, WILL YA?

107. OH, YEAH, HERE'S THE THING.

108. WE WANTED A SPRINKLER SYSTEM.

109. THIS IS A SPARKLER SYSTEM.

110. - OH, SHOOT. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT LOOKED WEIRD,

111. BUT I JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

112. AAAH!

113. OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH—OOH...

114. - CARS ARE GREAT,

115. BUT FINDING PARKING IS TERRIBLE.

116. - TELL ME ABOUT IT.

117. - DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST THROW THE CAR AWAY

118. INSTEAD OF PARKING IT?

119. - NO.

120. - WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT?

121. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

122. - I MEAN... SURE.

123. - INTRODUCING THE DISPOSABLE CAR.

124. THE CAR YOU THROW AWAY

125. INSTEAD OF PARKING.

126. ONCE YOU GET TO YOUR DESTINATION,

127. SIMPLY BEGIN TO BREAK DOWN YOUR CAR.

128. THE BUMPERS GO RIGHT IN THE TRASH.

129. NO PROBLEM THERE.

130. THE DOORS ARE COMPOSTABLE,

131. SO YOUR TOMATOES WILL THANK YOU.

132. THE SEATS DISSOLVE IN WATER.

133. BRING A BUCKET.

134. THE ENGINE IS MADE OF CRACKERS.

135. YOU EAT THAT PART.

136. THE BODY OF THE CAR IS CORN-BASED,

137. SO CROWS EAT THAT PART.

138. - AND FINALLY, THE TIRES

139. ARE ACTUALLY 4 ROLLED-UP BADGERS,

140. WHO JUST SCURRY AWAY.

141. SEE? SIMPLE.

142. THE DISPOSABLE CAR.

143. NEVER WORRY ABOUT PARKING AGAIN.

144. - WAIT. HOW DO I GET HOME?

145. - HEY, I JUST FOUND THIS OLD GIFT CERTIFICATE

146. TO THE VIDEO GAME STORE.

147. - IS IT STILL GOOD? - I DON'T KNOW. LET ME SEE.

148. UGH! NO.

149. - HA HA HA HA!

150. - IF YOU LOVE VAGUELY FAMILIAR CELEBRITIES

151. DIVING INTO SWIMMING POOLS,

152. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS "SPLASH!"

153. BUT IF YOU WANT TO WATCH EVEN MORE RANDOM CELEBRITIES

154. ERRATICALLY DRIVING INTO WALLS,

155. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO WATCH "CRASH."

156. IF YOU LOVED RAINN WILSON ON "THE OFFICE,"

157. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIM

158. DRIVE A 4-DOOR SEDAN INTO AN OFFICE BUILDING.

159. IF YOU LIKE MUSIC, THAT'S IRRELEVANT,

160. BECAUSE ALANIS MORISSETTE IS GONNA PLOW A STATION WAGON

161. INTO A RESTAURANT.

162. - MMM! SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE PASTA.

163. - AND IF YOU LIKE EXCITEMENT,

164. THEN CHECK OUT "MAN OF STEEL."

165. THEN SEE THE BALD DUDE WHO YOU PROBABLY RECOGNIZE

166. FROM "30 ROCK" DRIVE A GOLF CART INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE.

167. - WELL, AT LEAST THERE WASN'T FIRE.

168. - IT'S THE SHOW WHERE ALMOST CELEBRITIES CAN CATCH FIRE,

169. LITERALLY. IT'S "CRASH."

170. - YOU'RE HIRED.

171. - NO, MIKE, THAT'S— NEVER MIND.

172. - HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

173. [WHIRRING AAH!

174. AAH!

175. - HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

176. - AAH!

177. - DID YOU KNOW THAT JUST LIKE YOU CAN GET INGROWN NAILS,

178. WOLVERINE CAN GET INGROWN CLAWS?

179. - ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CLAW CITY.

180. - OW! WOW!

181. MAN, THAT HURTS!

182. WOW! THAT'S WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR WHOLE BODY

183. INJECTED WITH ADAMANTIUM.

184. WOW! I GOTTA GO TAKE CARE OF THIS.

185. - AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW.

186. - MONSTERS UNIVERSITY.

187. I DON'T THINK I'D BE THE SCARE I AM TODAY

188. IF IT WASN'T FOR OLD M.U.

189. - EXCEPT THAT DEGREE IS WORTHLESS.

190. - COME AGAIN?

191. - DIDN'T YOU HEAR?

192. - MONSTERS UNIVERSITY LOST THEIR ACCREDITATION

193. WHEN IT WAS REVEALED EVERYONE WAS COPYING.

194. - YOU MEAN ON TESTS?

195. - NO. THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE MOVIE

196. WAS A RIP-OFF OF EIGHTIES COLLEGE MOVIES.

197. - WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

198. NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO RE-EARN OUR DEGREES.

199. WELL, I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO COLLEGE AGAIN.

200. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

201. - I HAVE A SUGGESTION.

202. - GREENDALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE?

203. - COOL. I GET TO BE IN A "MAD" SKETCH.

204. COOL, COOL, COOL.

205. I'M ABED. THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND TROY.

206. THAT'S JEFF AND ANNIE. THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS STUDY GROUP,

207. BUT THEY'RE GONE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE

208. WAY TOO MANY CHARACTERS FOR THIS SKETCH.

209. - WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN HE SAYS STUFF LIKE THAT EITHER.

210. - WOW, WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE ANNOYING,

211. BUT I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE.

212. THE ONLY SCHOOL RANDALL COULD GET INTO WAS HOGWARTS.

213. - NOW, IN TODAY'S DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS,

214. WE'LL PRACTICE HOW TO GUARD AGAINST MONSTER ATTACKS.

215. NOW, I NEED A VOLUNTEER.

216. RANDALL, COULD YOU COME UP HERE.

217. THANK YOU.

218. CLASS, AS WE DISCUSSED.

219. - YAAAHHH!

220. - GOOD. VERY GOOD.

221. DON'T FORGET TO WORK HER FACE.

222. - YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING MAGIC!

223. - NICE "HARRY POTTER" REFERENCE.

224. THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT "MAD" MASH-UPS.

225. WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MANY CAMEOS AND MAYBE JOKES.

226. WE JUST NEED TO STUDY SO WE CAN GET THESE CREDITS,

227. - LOOK, A MAGIC DOORWAY PORTAL, LIKE IN YOUR MOVIE. GET IT?

228. - UH-HUH. WE'RE JUST HEADED TO CLASS.

229. - THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE BEACH.

230. THIS ONE LEADS TO A KID'S BEDROOM. THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD.

231. IT'S NARNIA IN HERE. THAT'S ANOTHER REFERENCE.

232. - AWW... - AWW...

233. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY MASHED UP.

234. - WE'RE STUDYING SO WE CAN PASS OUR CLASSES.

235. - PERFECT. YOU CAN'T STUDY WITHOUT YOUR OLD COLLEGE FRIENDS.

236. - HEY, GUYS, I'M STILL QUIRKY!

237. - WE'RE GONNA DO A SCARING COMPETITION, LIKE IN YOUR MOVIE.

238. - WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO SCENES FROM OUR MOVIE.

239. - WHAT IF WE MADE IT KIND OF LIKE "HUNGER GAMES"?

240. - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

241. - BECAUSE WE CAN.

242. ALL RIGHT, SO I'VE GOT THIS BABY—

243. - NO! NO MORE REFERENCES!

244. NO MORE TALKING ABOUT OUR MOVIES.

245. IT'S TOO MUCH! IT'S TOO META.

246. - BUT THAT'S WHAT "COMMUNITY" DOES—REFERENCE THINGS—

247. AND "MONSTERS UNIVERSITY" REFERENCES OLD EIGHTIES MOVIES,

248. AND THIS IS A "MAD" SKETCH. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

249. - PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU, NO MORE META-JOKES.

250. WE JUST WANT TO GET OUR CREDITS SO WE CAN LEAVE.

251. - YOU WANT CREDITS? WELL, WE'RE AT THE END OF THE EPISODE.

252. THAT'S WHERE ALL THE CREDITS ARE. TAKE 'EM.

253. - MAD!

254. - MAD!

255. - MAD!

256. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

257. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

258. - OH, VERY FUNNY. "END CREDITS."

259. - I DON'T THINK THOSE ARE TRANSFERABLE.

260. - OH. THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU.