MAD 4x13

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The danger is real as Will Smith crashes onto a planet with a bunch of Muppets. Then, Downton Abbey gets a new footman with a big appetite. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN READING COMIC BOOKS ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. TUESDAY, 4:30 PM—

5. DUCHESS KATE MIDDLETON GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY BOY

6. WHO SADLY LOOKS LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER.

7. SATURDAY, 9:00 PM—

8. BEYONCE GIVE A FAN A LOCK OF HER HAIR

9. WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY WALKS INTO IT DURING A CONCERT.

10. WEDNESDAY, 2:00 AM—

11. SCIENTISTS PICK UP RADIO WAVES FROM BEYOND OUR GALAXY,

12. WHICH ODDLY ENOUGH SOUND LIKE THIS—

13. - MAD!

14. - A THOUSAND YEARS AGO WE LEFT EARTH FOR A REASON.

15. I THINK IT WAS TO GET AWAY FROM A SHOW CALLED "MAD."

16. - HELLO? IS ANYONE LISTENING TO THESE JOKES?

17. - ANYWAY, WE HADN'T BEEN BACK SINCE.

18. TODAY I'M ON A MISSION WITH A SPECIAL RECRUIT—

19. SPECIAL BECAUSE HE'S NOT JUST A RECRUIT,

20. HE'S MY SON'S FAVORITE TV CHARACTER.

21. - HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M IN A SPACESHIP.

22. - AND UNFORTUNATELY, HE AIN'T ALONE.

23. - LOOK, ERNIE, MY SEATBELT IS OPEN.

24. NOW IT'S CLOSED.

25. OPEN. NOW IT'S CLOSED.

26. - WILL YOU STAY STILL?

27. MISSION CONTROL, THE SHIP HAS TAKEN A HIT.

28. THERE ARE 3 CONFIRMED SURVIVORS, BUT WE'RE GOING DOWN.

29. - THIS IS UP, AND THIS IS DOWN.

30. THIS IS UP, AND THIS IS—

31. - CORRECTION. MAKE THAT TWO CONFIRMED SURVIVORS.

32. - WHAT AM I GONNA WITHOUT BERT?

33. WE WENT TOGETHER LIKE HAM AND CHEESE,

34. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY,

35. BERT AND ERNIE.

36. SEE, THERE IT IS AGAIN.

37. - I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.

38. THERE'S AN EMERGENCY BEACON IN THE TAIL SECTION OF OUR SHIP.

39. IT BLEW APART FROM US.

40. YOU NEED TO RETRIEVE IT.

41. - EMERGENCY BACON?

42. WHY WOULD WE NEED EMERGENCY BACON?

43. YOU'D THINK WATER WOULD BE FIRST ON THE LIST,

44. BUT BACON? - I SAID BEACON,

45. IT'LL ALERT THE OTHERS WHERE WE ARE.

46. I'D GET IT MYSELF, BUT THESE SHOES I BOUGHT ARE A SIZE TOO SMALL

47. AND I'M GETTING A SERIOUS BLISTER.

48. ALSO, THERE'S SOME CRAZY MONSTERS OUT THERE.

49. 'CAUSE, WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?

50. - NO, SIR.

51. - THIS IS EARTH.

52. - WELL, DUH, I GOT THAT PART.

53. EARTH. THANKS FOR THE TIP, MAGELLAN.

54. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY 101st STREET

55. HECK, NORTH AMERICA WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.

56. EARTH! WHY NOT JUST SAY "ON DIRT"?

57. - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

58. EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET HAS EVOLVED,

59. SO THEY'RE GONNA BE BIGGER AND MEANER THAN YOU REMEMBER.

60. - PLEASE, I USED TO BE NEIGHBORS WITH BIG BIRD.

61. HOW MUCH BIGGER COULD THINGS GET?

62. UH, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MEANER?

63. - AAH!

64. - DUDE, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

65. - I'M AFRAID.

66. - DANGER IS REAL.

67. - THEN I CHOOSE TO BE REALLY, REALLY AFRAID.

68. - USE YOUR SUIT. IT'S EQUIPPED WITH WINGS.

69. - WINGS? PFFT. NOW HE TELLS ME.

70. AHH! I'M DONE FOR.

71. - NEVER FEAR. SUPER EVOLVED GROVER IS HERE.

72. - WHEW. I'M OK.

73. ALL RIGHT, I'M IN THE TAIL SECTION OF THE SHIP.

74. WHERE'S THE BEACON? - ERNIE, WAIT.

75. - I'M TRACKING A LIFE FORM MOVING TOWARD YOU.

76. 50 METERS.

77. 20, 10.

78. IT HAS FOUND YOU.

79. - AAH! WHAT THE? PIGS?

80. - NOT JUST ANY PIGS, PIGS IN SPACE.

81. - YES, WE NOTICED YOUR HOMING BEACON

82. AND CAME HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

83. - REALLY? THAT'S WONDERFUL.

84. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

85. LOOK, YOU'VE GOT A SHIP AND EVERYTHING.

86. - OF COURSE WE DO.

87. OTHERWISE WE COULDN'T BE

88. PIGS IN SPACE!

89. - UH, HELLO? ERNIE?

90. HUH. GUESS HE WAS RIGHT.

91. TURNS OUT IT WAS EMERGENCY BACON AFTER ALL.

92. - HMM. GIVE ME AN ICE CREAM WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP.

93. HEY, WHY IS THERE A—

94. - HIS NAME IS SPRINKLES.

95. - GOOD THING I SKIPPED THE PEANUTS.

96. - MAN, I WISH I WAS BETTER AT MAKING SANDWICHES.

97. THIS IS THE WORST.

98. - HAS ALL THE MAGIC GONE OUT OF YOUR SANDWICH?

99. - I DIDN'T PHRASE IT LIKE THAT, BUT YEAH.

100. - HELLO! YES, IT'S ME, GARGAMEL, YOUR FAVORITE.

101. - AREN'T YOU THAT WIZARD WHO EATS SMURFS?

102. - YEP. I MEAN, NOT ANYMORE.

103. NOW I'M THE WIZARD WHO'S SELLING YOU THIS SANDWICH.

104. THE GARGAMELT SANDWICH.

105. THE ONLY SANDWICH THAT FILLS YOU UP

106. AND IS NEVER MADE OF SMURFS.

107. - WAIT. NOT MADE OF SMURFS?

108. YOU COULD SAY THAT ABOUT ANY SANDWICH.

109. - YES, YOU COULD.

110. BUT I'M SAYING IT ABOUT MY SANDWICH.

111. YOU SEE, I SPENT MY LIFE HUNTING THE SMURFS.

112. THEN ONE DAY I FOUND THEIR ACCURSED VILLAGE

113. AND I FINALLY, FINALLY CAUGHT THEM.

114. OH! HOO HOO!

115. - HUH? OH, I, UH, I LET THEM GO OR SOMETHING.

116. THEN I CREATED THIS TOTALLY UNRELATED SANDWICH.

117. - YEAH, THAT SANDWICH IS MADE OF SMURFS. I'M OUT OF HERE.

118. - IT'S NOT SMURFS. LOOK, HERE'S A MUSHROOM.

119. - UH-HUH. YEAH. BYE.

120. - WAIT, COME BACK.

121. THE CHEF IS A CAT!

122. - DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

123. - WHY WOULD IT?

124. - THE GARGAMELT SANDWICH.

125. ENJOY THAT SMURFY TASTE.

126. I SAY THAT BECAUSE I'VE ADOPTED THE SMURFS' LANGUAGE,

127. NOT BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF SMURFS.

128. - THIS WEEK STACY AND I MAKE OVER A GUY

129. WHOSE PERSONAL STYLE IS A TRUE HORROR SHOW.

130. - HE LITERALLY SENDS PEOPLE RUNNING IN TERROR.

131. HE'S CARL. - AND HE'S OUR GUEST

132. ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "WHAT NOT TO WEREWOLF."

133. WE'LL START BY TALKING TO CARL'S FRIENDS.

134. - SO WHERE DO YOU THINK HIS GHASTLY LOOK COMES FROM?

135. - HONESTLY, I THINK IT COMES FROM LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

136. - WELL, YEAH, OBVIOUSLY FROM THE FULL MOON, TOO.

137. BUT THANKS, FRANK.

138. - THEN WE'LL GIVE HIM A FULL TRANSFORMATION.

139. - A RIPPED TEE AND A PAIR OF JORTS.

140. THIS OUTFIT IS GOING TO THE DOGS.

141. - A NEW DO.

142. - WELL, THIS SITUATION JUST GOT HAIRY.

143. - AND EVEN A MANI/PEDI.

144. - WOW, YOU GUYS NAILED IT.

145. WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET CARL FROM TRES SHRIEK

146. TO TRES CHIC.

147. - AH, WONDERFUL!

148. - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STYLE NOW, CARL?

149. - I FEEL READY TO SHOW THE WORLD THE NEW ME.

150. - CATCH IT ALL ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF

151. "WHAT NOT TO WEREWOLF."

152. - HEY, FELLA, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND TEST YOUR STRENGTH?

153. - UH, OK.

154. AAH!

155. - AAH!

156. - ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE TEST YOUR STRENGTH MACHINE.

157. THAT WAS MY SON'S TEETER TOTTER.

158. - HEE HEE HEE!

159. HA HA HA.

160. - UHH!

161. - HA HA HA!

162. - WHAT WILL IT BE?

163. - UH, GIVE ME A DOUBLE.

164. SHUCKS, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE BOTH OF US.

165. I BEG YOUR PARDON, LORD GRANTHAM,

166. BUT WE SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE STAFF.

167. - WHAT IS IT NOW, CARSON?

168. - WE'VE LOST ANOTHER FOOTMAN.

169. - WE'VE LOST FOOTMAN?

170. - A FOOTMAN, SIR,

171. NOT THE FOOTMAN.

172. - OH, THANK HEAVENS.

173. ALTHOUGH THESE BRITISH COMICS

174. DO LITTLE TO INSPIRE MY IMAGINATION.

175. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE DO?

176. - BUILD A CAVE BENEATH THE MANOR?

177. - HMM.

178. NOW, I MEAN ABOUT THE FOOTMAN.

179. - OH, YES. WELL, FORTUNATELY, WE FOUND A YOUNG MAN

180. SNOOPING AROUND THE KITCHEN,

181. SO WE'VE DECIDED TO HIRE HIM.

182. - AND WHO IS THIS PERSON?

183. - LIKE, THIS OLD HOUSE IS SO CREEPY,

184. IT MUST BE HAUNTED.

185. RIGHT, SCOOB? - YEAH.

186. - WELL, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

187. MAY WE NEVER SEE THAT FILTHY GREEN SHIRT AGAIN.

188. - IT'S ALL HE OWNS.

189. - YEAH, THE ONLY BOWTIES I LIKE ARE THE PASTA KIND.

190. - DELICIOUS.

191. - SHAGGY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

192. CAN'T YOU GO ONE EPISODE WITHOUT SNEAKING OFF TO THE KITCHEN?

193. - FRIENDS OF YOURS?

194. - LIKE, I'M NOT SO SURE ANYMORE.

195. - WELL, IF THEY'RE GOING TO STAY,

196. THEN THEY'LL HAVE TO HELP OUT AS WELL.

197. - HA HA! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

198. WHAT CRAZY GETUPS YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WEAR.

199. - THE BOY'S WEARING AN ASCOT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

200. AT LEAST HE'S TRYING.

201. - ENGLAND IS SO WEIRD, MAN.

202. - ISN'T IT TIME FOR TEA, CARSON?

203. - LOOK, IT'S A GHOST. GET HER!

204. - SHE'S NOT A GHOST, SHE'S A DOWAGER.

205. - YOU HEARD HIM, GANG. IN ENGLAND, GHOSTS ARE CALLED DOWAGERS.

206. GET HER.

207. I THINK I LANDED ON HER SHARP WIT.

208. - WE'RE SO SORRY, OLD LADY.

209. WE THOUGHT A DOWAGER WAS SOME KIND OF BANSHEE.

210. - YEAH, BUT IT SAYS HERE A DOWAGER IS A WIDOW WHO HOLDS A TITLE OR LAND.

211. AND I SHOULD REALLY STOP SAYING JINKIES,

212. BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES.

213. - WELL, YOU'RE AMERICAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

214. CLEARLY WE'RE VERY DIFFERENT.

215. BY THE WAY, I'M CORA, AND THIS IS MY FAMILY.

216. - IT'S LIKE I'M SEEING DOUBLE.

217. WHICH COULD MEAN I'M HAVING A STROKE.

218. - YES, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE ARE NO GHOSTS HERE.

219. BEING BRITISH, WE'RE NATURALLY BETTER SLEUTHS THAN YOU,

220. - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. COME ON, GANG.

221. LET'S SWEEP THIS PLACE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

222. - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR NEW FOOTMAN,

223. SO SHAGGY AND HIS DOG ARE ON OUR TEAM.

224. LET US GO, GANG.

225. - DOWNTON DOO. IT SOUNDS LIKE A SODA POP.

226. - SHAGGY, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

227. WITHOUT YOU, WE DIDN'T FIND ONE SINGLE GHOST.

228. I GUESS YOU'RE THE BETTER DETECTIVE AFTER ALL.

229. - NO, FRED, WE STAND CORRECTED.

230. BECAUSE WE FOUND A MYSTERIOUS CAVE UNDER THE HOUSE,

231. AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S FOR.

232. - EVERYONE, IF FOOTMAN CALLS,

233. TELL HIM I'LL BE IN MY SECRET HEADQUARTERS UNDERNEATH THE MANOR.

234. - ENGLAND IS SO WEIRD, MAN.

235. - MAD!

236. - MAD!

237. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

238. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

239. - GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH THE WIFE,

240. THAT'S FOR SURE.