MAD 4x12

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It's a MAD sequel as George Washington once again picks up his axe to fight the dreaded cherry trees! Then a rich old duck yells at his nephews. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - BEEN LOOKING FOR UFOs ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. WEDNESDAY, 3 P.M.

5. WITH SUPERPOWERS.

6. SATURDAY, 8 P.M.

7. GEORGE LUCAS GETS MARRIED,

8. QUICKLY TURNS TO CREDITS.

9. MONDAY, 1 P.M.

10. SCIENTISTS MAKE A 3-D MAP

11. AND FIND VERY LITTLE.

12. - HA HA HA!

13. - BENEDICT ARNOLD,

14. YOU'RE A SNEAKY NO-GOOD RAT

15. DURING THE CHERRY TREE WAR.

16. - TREES RULE, HUMANS DROOL.

17. UH, IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS BETRAYING HUMANITY,

18. UH, WHICH I DID NOT DO.

19. HA HA. GO, HUMANS.

20. A LOYAL GENERAL,

21. IN A UNIFORM, SO...

22. I'M APPOINTING YOU

23. SECRET SERVICE. HERE'S THE KEY TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

24. JUST DON'T BETRAY US AGAIN.

25. - I WON'T. - NO, REALLY.

26. DON'T.

27. - I REALLY WON'T.

28. - COME ON IN, CHERRY TREES.

29. HA HA HA HA!

30. BENEDICT ARNOLD BETRAYAL.

31. - HYAH! UHH!

32. I CANNOT TELL A LIE.

33. - THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM TO FIGHT.

34. AAH! BENJAMIN FRANKLIN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

35. I'M DOING?

36. SAVING YOUR LIFE.

37. - NO, I MEAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE A TUNNEL UNDER MY FLOOR?

38. - OH. WELL, I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.

39. I'VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR WALLS,

40. STEALING WHITE HOUSE PIES.

41. - THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

42. WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO SAFETY.

43. TO EXPLAIN,

44. - THERE'S NO TIME. GET IN THE CARRIAGE.

45. - AAH!

46. - RAAAH!

47. - WE DID IT! - LOOK OUT FOR THE POOL!

48. - AAH!

49. WHEN DID YOU GET A POOL?

50. - A FEW MONTHS AGO.

51. - WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME

52. TO GO SWIMMING?

53. HAVE SENT AN INVITE,

54. THROUGH MY WALL?

55. - THAT'S VERY...

56. - FRANKLIN, IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS,

57. A MONUMENT TO ME.

58. - OK, BUT I'M PRETTY BAD AT ART.

59. A BIG POINTY ROCK?

60. - THAT'S FINE. - RAARR! UHH!

61. - AAH! - OHH!

62. UHH!

63. - WELL, WELL, WELL.

64. HE SO HATED.

65. THE WHITE HOUSE IS OURS.

66. ALL IS GOING AS PLANNED, MR. FRANKLIN.

67. - BEN? YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?

68. - YES. BENEDICT ARNOLD ALL ALONG.

69. AND NOW THAT I HAVE YOU, I HAVE ONE DEMAND.

70. - IS IT PIE?

71. - NO, IT'S NOT— WELL, MAYBE—

72. NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT PIE.

73. THE $100 BILL.

74. - BUT YOU'RE NOT A PRESIDENT. WHY WOULD YOU BE ON MONEY?

75. - I DON'T CARE. PUT BENNY ON MONEY.

76. - FINE. YOU CAN BE ON THE $100 BILL.

77. BUT I'M TELLING YOU, IT'LL MAKE KIDS THINK YOU WERE PRESIDENT.

78. - THAT'S GREAT. AND I HOPE

79. AND STILL BE FRIENDS.

80. - I SUPPOSE SO.

81. YOU'LL STOP LIVING IN MY WALLS!

82. - I PROMISE.

83. YOU'VE GOT HERE, BENNY!

84. - AW, MAN, NOW THEY'RE BOTH IN THERE.

85. - PBBBTT!

86. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD-FAMOUS ROCKETTES!

87. OH, BOY. YOU GUYS ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I DID HERE.

88. - MAD!

89. - MAKE THE NEXT RIGHT.

90. - WHICH RIGHT? THIS ONE OF THE NEXT ONE?

91. - MAKE A U-TURN.

92. MAKE THE NEXT RIGHT.

93. MAKE A U-TURN.

94. - AH, I'LL NEVER FIND A DONUT SHOP!

95. - SICK OF GETTING LOST? - BOY, AM I EVER.

96. DIRECTIONS,

97. BUT ISN'T IT TIME YOUR CAR DROVE ITSELF?

98. A PRODUCT LIKE THAT,

99. BECAUSE IF YOU'RE JUST MESSIN' WITH ME—

100. AUTOMOBILE CORRECT,

101. SELF-DRIVING SERVICE.

102. WHAT YOU'RE TYPING,

103. WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE.

104. MAIN STREET,

105. IT WILL ASSUME YOU'RE HEADED TO THE DONUT SHOP.

106. HEY, THAT IS WHERE I WAS GOING.

107. SPRING STREET,

108. YOU'RE HEADED TO THE DONUT SHOP.

109. - WELL, I GUESS I COULD GET ANOTHER DONUT.

110. - AND IF YOU'RE DRIVING BACK HOME...

111. - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

112. I GO TO THE DONUT SHOP A LOT.

113. OPINION OF YOU.

114. AND CAN'T BE TURNED OFF.

115. - OH, MY GOSH. WAS THERE LIKE AN ACCIDENT?

116. ON YOU OR SOMETHING?

117. - WHAT?

118. I'M A FLATFISH.

119. I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

120. - OH.

121. UHH...

122. GREAT TIMING.

123. GAAH!

124. - AWKWARD MOMENTS.

125. YOU'LL TAKE ANY WAY TO GET OUT OF THEM.

126. - AS AMERICANS, KEEPING TRACK

127. CAN BE TOUGH. THAT'S WHY MAD IS HERE TO HELP.

128. IT'S "MAD'S" GUIDE TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.

129. JUST REMEMBER, THE QUEEN'S MOTHER WAS THE QUEEN MOTHER,

130. AS OPPOSED TO THE QUEEN, WHO IS A MOTHER.

131. HER HUSBAND, HER SONS, ARE ALL PRINCES,

132. BUT SHE'S ONLY MARRIED TO ONE OF THEM.

133. THE PRINCE OF WALES,

134. THE DUKE OF DOLPHINS.

135. ALSO, WHEN CHARLES IS MADE KING,

136. HE'LL GET A MAGIC SWORD. WE THINK.

137. ANYWAY, THAT'S "MAD'S" GUIDE TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.

138. - BOYS AND GIRLS,

139. JOINING US TODAY.

140. PLEASE WELCOME ALLISON GATOR,

141. GIRL CROCODILE.

142. YAY!

143. WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

144. FROM THE LOCAL ZOO.

145. ENTERING A WIG SHOP.

146. IF YOU SEE THE CROCODILE, DO NOT APPROACH IT.

147. VERY DANGEROUS.

148. ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

149. - MAD!

150. THAT BANK, RIGHT?

151. - YEP.

152. - I DON'T CARE.

153. AND A GREAT SENSE OF RHYTHM.

154. I GIVE HIM A 10.

155. - BUT—

156. - REALITY TV, STRAIGHT UP RUINING OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM.

157. - HA HA HA HA!

158. - OK, FIRST THE BUNNY RABBIT COMES OUT OF ITS HOLE,

159. THEN IT RUNS AROUND THE TREE,

160. AND GOES BACK IN ITS HOLE.

161. AND THAT'S HOW YOU TIE YOUR SHOE.

162. GOT IT?

163. AN EASIER WAY.

164. - HEY, GUYS! GOOFY PERSON?

165. - AW, MAN, GOOFY HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS.

166. AS POPULAR AS GOOFY.

167. - WELL, GOOFY'S SHOW IS ACTUALLY FUNNY.

168. A GOOD THEME SONG.

169. - WE'RE JUST POSTING STUFF ON OUR PHONES, UNCLE SCROOGE.

170. - NOT ON MY REALITY SHOW, YOU'RE NOT.

171. - AFTER "DUCKTALES" GOT CANCELED,

172. GETTING A LITTLE LOW.

173. AND REALLY HURT MYSELF.

174. SO, I STARTED THIS

175. FAMILY WORKING UNDER ME.

176. CUSTOMER SERVICE...

177. - UH, HI. UH, MY DUCK CALL MAKES DOG NOISES.

178. IS THAT NORMAL?

179. - UH... WHAT?

180. - HE'S REALLY GREAT AT TELEPHONES, AH?

181. BUT MY LITTLE NEPHEWS, HUEY, DEWEY, AND, UH...

182. I WORRY ABOUT THEM. I THINK THEY'RE TURNING INTO YUPPIES.

183. YOUR DUMB UNCLE.

184. - THAT'S NOT ANOTHER DUCK, DONALD.

185. THAT'S YOUR REFLECTION.

186. - AH, COME ON, UNCLE SCROOGE,

187. ISN'T IT ENOUGH WE HELP YOU SELL DUCK CALLS,

188. OTHER DUCKS?

189. - NO, IT'S NOT. I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU BOYS INTO SHAPE.

190. WE'RE GOING ON A CAMPING TRIP TO TOUGHEN YOU UP.

191. - I'LL TEACH THOSE BOYS TO BE JUST LIKE ME.

192. I'LL BET MY BEARD ON IT.

193. MADE OF FEATHERS.

194. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.

195. AH, SEE? NOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.

196. - WHERE WE GONNA SLEEP, UNCLE SCROOGE?

197. I DON'T SEE A TENT.

198. - WE DON'T NEED NO TENT.

199. TENTS ARE FOR CITY DUCKS.

200. WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP UNDER THE STARS.

201. SLEEP DITCHES.

202. - I CAN'T BELIEVE

203. - WHAT WAS THAT?

204. - IT'S HUNTERS!

205. QUICK! DIG A SAFETY DITCH!

206. - CAN'T WE USE THE SLEEP DITCH?

207. - THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

208. - JUST RUN!

209. - THERE THEY GO! GET 'EM!

210. - IS THAT A DUCK CALL?

211. 'CAUSE IF IT IS, IT'S A POOR QUALITY—

212. - GOTCHA! HEH HEH HEH HEH!

213. - HEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DUCKS.

214. - I BELIEVE THIS IS MY DUCK.

215. 'CAUSE IT'S OUR DUCK CALL.

216. - FELLAS, LOOK, IF YOU'RE THAT INTERESTED IN ME,

217. AND I'LL SEND YOU A LINK TO MY FAN PAGE.

218. - THE ONLY THING WE'LL BE SHOOTIN' IS DUCKS,

219. A LOT OF 'EM.

220. - HEY!

221. - UHH!

222. - I DON'T THINK SO.

223. "DUCK DYNASTY," MORRISSEY.

224. - THANKS, MORRISSEY.

225. - PLEASE, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

226. - HEH HEH HEH! AIN'T I A STINKER?

227. - MAD!

228. - MAD!

229. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

230. —www.ncicap.org—

231. MAD!

232. - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.