MAD 4x11

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A charming narrator tells of his time with an eccentric man in the 1920s, who dresses like a bat. Then, the dudes from Big Time Rush strike gold. Literally. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. - BEEN PICKING POPCORN OUT OF YOUR TEETH ALL MONTH?

2. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

3. SUNDAY, 1:00 P.M.

4. "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT'S" HOWARD STERN SAYS

5. KIDS SEE HIM AS A MUPPET,

6. WHILE ZOOT FROM THE MUPPETS SAYS

7. HE'S SUING FOR IDENTITY THEFT.

8. MONDAY, 10:00 A.M.

9. DISNEY UNVEILS

10. AN OLD-FASHIONED LOOK FOR MICKEY

11. ALONG WITH AN OLD-FASHIONED PAYCHECK.

12. FRIDAY, 2:00 P.M.

13. DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT "MODERN FAMILY"

14. IS JUST AS GOOD AS THIS.

15. - MAD!

16. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

17. - MAD!

18. - IN MY YOUNGER AND VULNERABLE YEARS,

19. MY FATHER GAVE ME SOME ADVICE

20. I'VE BEEN TURNING OVER IN MY MIND EVER SINCE.

21. HE TOLD ME, "NICK, ALWAYS BE THE NARRATOR.

22. "NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE NARRATOR."

23. GOOD ADVICE.

24. THERE HE IS!

25. THE MAN WHO'S HOSTING THIS PARTY.

26. THEY SAY HE'S A MYSTERIOUS MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY

27. WITH A DARK SECRET.

28. - SO, THIS IS THE GREAT GATSBY

29. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT.

30. - GATSBY?

31. YOU MEAN THE GUY FROM THE BOOK?

32. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A MOVIE ABOUT A BOOK.

33. NO, THAT'S BRUCE WAYNE.

34. HA! A BOOK!

35. HEY, EVERYBODY.

36. THIS GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOKS.

37. COME OVER HERE AND LET'S OLD-TIMEY LAUGH AT HIM.

38. - HA HA HA! - GOTHAM IN THE TWENTIES

39. WAS A STRANGE PLACE,

40. AND BRUCE WAYNE WAS A STRANGE MAN.

41. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO BE STRANGE?

42. A FULL-GROWN HORSE HATCHING OUT OF AN EGG.

43. I BET SEEING THAT WOULD KIND OF MESS YOU UP.

44. ANYWAY, I HAD AN UNEASY FEELING ABOUT BRUCE WAYNE,

45. THAT HE WAS GUARDING SECRETS.

46. - QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF AND COME ON OVER, OLD SPORT.

47. I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

48. LOOK OVER THERE, OLD SPORT.

49. YOU SEE THAT LIGHT FLASHING

50. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BAY?

51. WHAT DOES THAT REPRESENT TO YOU?

52. - THE AMERICAN DREAM?

53. - NO, IT MEANS THAT SOMEBODY NEEDS BATMAN.

54. COME ON.

55. - WHOO-HOO!

56. - HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

57. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE IN THIS SKETCH.

58. WAIT, YOU'RE BATMAN? THAT'S YOUR SECRET

59. - I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

60. JUST GET IN THE BATMOBILE.

61. - WOW, THAT IS REALLY...

62. YELLOW.

63. - THEY HAD A BLACK ONE, BUT IT WAS $500 MORE.

64. - I THOUGHT YOU WERE RICH.

65. - YOU DON'T GET RICH BY SPENDING MONEY.

66. NOW, GET IN.

67. I'M THE SON OF SOME VERY WEALTHY PEOPLE.

68. THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW,

69. SO I HONOR THEM BY DRESSING UP LIKE A BAT

70. AND PUNCHING CLOWNS.

71. - I'M TELLING YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP

72. TO WIN THE HEART OF DAISY BUCHANAN.

73. - WHY ME?

74. WELL, FOR ONE, YOU'RE DAISY'S COUSIN.

75. AND TWO, YOUR NARRATING HELPS BRIDGE THE SCENES.

76. - AND SO, I AGREED TO INVITE DAISY

77. TO BRUCE'S NEXT PARTY

78. SO HE COULD IMPRESS HER.

79. WOW, THAT DID WORK WELL.

80. ANYWAY, BRUCE WAS THE SUBJECT

81. OF MANY WHISPERED CONVERSATIONS.

82. - OH, COME ON!

83. YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN THIS SKETCH.

84. IT'S A "GREAT GATSBY" PARODY.

85. I—I'M GATSBY.

86. - SORRY, PAL. YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.

87. - UGH! YOU'RE KILLING ME, SKETCH STORK.

88. - I HEAR THAT BATMAN IS VERY COOL AND MYSTERIOUS.

89. I HEAR THAT YELLOW CARS ARE "IN" THIS YEAR,

90. AND THAT BATMAN IS THE COOLEST.

91. BATMAN COOL. BATMAN COOL.

92. COOL BATMAN.

93. COOL BATMAN. BATMAN COOL.

94. UH, HELLO. I'M BATMAN.

95. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A RIDE IN MY YELLOW CAR?

96. IT'S COOL.

97. I'VE HEARD THEY'RE "IN" THIS YEAR.

98. CAN I DRIVE?

99. - SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

100. - HEY, EVERYBODY. IT'S ME, MYRTLE.

101. AM I LATE TO THE SKETCH?

102. - UH, HEY, GATSBY. COME OVER HERE.

103. - FINALLY.

104. - HEY, WILSON. THIS GUY JUST RAN OVER YOUR WIFE.

105. - OH, HE DID, DID HE?

106. - AND THAT'S HOW BRUCE'S DREAM ENDED.

107. BUT NOT MINE.

108. FOR, AS MY FATHER SAID,

109. NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE NARRATOR.

110. - I CANNOT DRIVE.

111. - AH-CHOO!

112. - GESUNDHEIT. ECCH.

113. - HELP! HELP!

114. MY CORN SILO'S ON FIRE!

115. - ALL RIGHT, BOYS. GRAB THE HOSE.

116. - HEY, THAT'S NOT WATER.

117. IT—IT'S BUTTER!

118. - POPCORN!

119. - OW!

120. - HA HA! - MOM!

121. - OH, HONEY. YOU FELL OUT OF YOUR BUNK BED AGAIN.

122. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU?

123. - THE BUNGEE BUNK? WHAT'S THAT?

124. - THE BUNGEE BUNK IS A BUNGEE HARNESS THAT YOU CAN SLEEP IN,

125. ENSURING YOU'LL BE SAFE IN EVEN THE TALLEST OF BUNK BEDS.

126. USING PATENTED BUNGEE CORD TECHNOLOGY,

127. THE BUNGEE BUNK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM HITTING THE GROUND

128. IF YOU ROLL OUT OF YOUR BED.

129. IN FACT, IT'LL JUST BOUNCE YOU RIGHT BACK INTO PLACE.

130. YOU WON'T EVEN WAKE UP.

131. - WOW, IT REALLY WORKS. - I WANT ONE.

132. - WARNING. THE BUNGEE BUNK IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.

133. THE BUNGEE BUNK IS ONLY MEANT FOR CHILDREN WHO WEIGH EXACTLY 75 POUNDS.

134. CHILDREN THAT WEIGH LESS THAN 75 POUNDS

135. HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO EXPERIENCE THE SLINGSHOT EFFECT.

136. - OHH!

137. - WHILE CHILDREN WHO WEIGH MORE THAN 75 POUNDS

138. WILL FIND THE BUNGEE BUNK COMPLETELY INEFFECTIVE.

139. KIDS WHO WEIGH EXACTLY 75 POUNDS WILL EXPERIENCE BOTH.

140. - THANKS, BUNGEE BUNK.

141. I ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN ROOM.

142. - THE BUNGEE BUNK. IGNORE THE WARNINGS.

143. AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO PLAY

144. "ANIME CHARACTER OR CHRISTINA RICCI."

145. LET'S REVIEW.

146. BIG HEAD AND TINY BODY.

147. THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY.

148. NEXT. HMM.

149. HUGE EYES.

150. NOPE, THAT'S NO HELP.

151. ABNORMALLY POINTY CHIN.

152. I'M LEANING TOWARDS ANIME CHARACTER,

153. BUT I'M NOT SURE.

154. COMPLETELY PALE SKIN.

155. AGAIN, NO HELP.

156. AT THE PREMIER OF "SPEED RACER."

157. YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT'S CHRISTINA RICCI OR AN ANIME CHARACTER.

158. I—I GIVE UP.

159. THIS GAME IS TOO HARD.

160. - AND NOW, "OUT THE WINDOW NEWS,"

161. WITH YOUR HOST MATTHEW HESSEL.

162. - GOOD EVENING. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...

163. UH, IT LOOKS LIKE...

164. UH, YES, IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG IS PEEING ON THE LIGHT POLE

165. AND HE'S DONE.

166. - THIS HAS BEEN "OUT THE WINDOW NEWS."

167. - GET READY AND CLAP YOUR HANDS

168. FOR THE FRESH BEASTS BAND.

169. IT'S BEAST,

170. BEAST,

171. BEAST,

172. AND BEAST. BOY.

173. - HI, EVERYONE.

174. WE'RE GONNA PLAY A SONG TODAY CALLED,

175. "WHO CLAWED THE SPHINX?"

176. ♪ IT WAS ALL OF US

177. - THANK YOU.

178. - ALL THAT, PLUS A SONG ABOUT SHEDDING,

179. ON THE NEXT "FRESH BEASTS BAND."

180. - UH, ARE THEY MOCKING US?

181. - I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA LIKE 'EM.

182. - MAD, MAD, MAD.

183. WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER,

184. IF HE OR SHE BE WORTHY, SHALL—

185. - I GOT IT.

186. - SHALL USE IT TO HELP ME ASSEMBLE SOME FURNITURE.

187. - WHAT? DO I HAVE TO?

188. - YEP. HAMMERS ARE LEGALLY BINDING.

189. - AAH!

190. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE PICKED UP THIS HAMMER.

191. - AND NOW, "OUT THE WINDOW NEWS,"

192. WITH YOUR HOST MATTHEW HESSEL.

193. - GOOD EVENING.

194. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

195. THAT A STORY I REPORTED ON EARLIER WAS INCORRECT.

196. I WAS TOO HASTY WHEN I SAID

197. HE CAME BACK A LITTLE WHILE LATER AND PEED SOME MORE.

198. AT LEAST, I—I THINK IT WAS THE SAME DOG.

199. THE LIGHT POLE IS PRETTY— PRETTY WELL DOWN THE BLOCK.

200. - THIS HAS BEEN "OUT THE WINDOW NEWS."

201. - AAH!

202. AAH!

203. - OH, EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU CHANGE A DOLLAR?

204. - SURE.

205. FRESH AS A DAISY.

206. - MONEY DIAPERS.

207. ANOTHER TERRIBLE PRODUCT FROM BAD IDEAS, INC.

208. - MAN, THESE REVIEWS OF OUR NEW ALBUM ARE TERRIBLE.

209. EVERYBODY HATES "BIG TIME RUSH."

210. - DO YOU MEAN OUR FICTIONAL BAND OR THE SHOW WE'RE ON?

211. - YES.

212. - I GUESS WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL MUSICIANS.

213. - GUYS, GOOD NEWS.

214. I FOUND A WAY WE CAN FINALLY STRIKE GOLD.

215. - GUSTAVO, DO YOU MEAN GOLD RECORDS?

216. - NOPE.

217. - DO YOU MEAN OUR CAREERS WILL BE GOLDEN?

218. - GETTIN' COLDER.

219. - DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GOING TO BECOME GOLD MINERS

220. WHO ARE LITERALLY DIGGING FOR GOLD?

221. - HMM. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

222. ACTUALLY, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

223. - WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE

224. A BIG, ROUND GUY WITH A WEIRD BEARD

225. BOSSING US AROUND ANYMORE.

226. - HMM. GET DIGGING.

227. - IT'S HOUR 5 OF THE DIG,

228. AND THE BOYS FROM "BIG TIME RUSH" HAVE YET TO HIT GOLD.

229. FOREMAN TODD HOFFMAN ISN'T PLEASED.

230. - GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

231. I TOLD YOU TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOLE.

232. - BUT THERE'S STILL A LOT OF DIRT HERE.

233. - I'M TELLING YOU, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP MINING THE SAME SPOT.

234. - WHY NOT? THAT'S HOW WE GET OUR JOKES.

235. - YOU MEAN YOU? OR "MAD?"

236. - YES.

237. - YOU GUYS HEAR THE NEWS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT BROKE UP WITH ANOTHER GUY?

238. - IT'S HOUR 9 OF THE DIG,

239. AND WORK GRINDS TO A HALT AS ONE OF THE TRACTORS SLIPS A PIN.

240. - GREAT. NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THIS FIXED.

241. - DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M A GOLD MINER, NOT A MECHANIC.

242. - NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A POP STAR.

243. - NO, I'M NOT. I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER.

244. - WHAT? - THAT'S THE PREMISE OF "BIG TIME RUSH."

245. WE'RE HOCKEY PLAYERS TURNED POP STARS.

246. - UH, WHY?

247. - IT'S HOUR 14 OF THE DIG,

248. AND AFTER SIFTING THROUGH OVER 6,800 TONS OF DIRT,

249. THINGS ARE STARTING TO LOOK UP FOR THE BOYS.

250. - HEY, LOOK. GOLD.

251. - WAIT. THAT'S A GOLD RECORD.

252. IT SAYS IT BELONGS TO...

253. EMINEM?

254. - THAT'S RIGHT.

255. I'LL BE TAKING THAT.

256. - EMINEM?

257. IS THIS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS?

258. - YEAH. I WAS ON TOUR

259. AND A DOG GRABBED ME AND BURIED ME.

260. I GUESS HE THOUGHT I WAS A BONE.

261. - WELL, YOU DO HAVE BONES IN YOU.

262. - OH, YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE WAS THINKING.

263. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS ARE.

264. - GUSTAVO! YOU CAME BACK FOR US.

265. - NOPE. I CAME BACK FOR EMINEM.

266. I FIGURED OUT A NEW WAY TO STRIKE GOLD.

267. IT'S BEING THE MANAGER

268. FOR A MUSICIAN WITH ACTUAL TALENT.

269. LATER, SUCKERS.

270. - HE'LL BE BACK.

271. HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE A BAND OUT IN THE WOODS.

272. - WAIT. AREN'T YOU THE GUYS IN THE BAND "NICKELBACK?"

273. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

274. - WERE YOU GUYS ALSO BURIED IN A HOLE WITH EMINEM?

275. - NO, "NICKELBACK" IS STILL AROUND.

276. WE STILL RECORD ALBUMS AND TOUR.

277. - HA! SURE, YOU DO.

278. - MAD!

279. - MAD!

280. - MAD!

281. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

282. - MAD!