MAD 4x10

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When the famous Jack gets crushed by giants, the kingdom has to call in whatever other Jacks are left. Then, Prince Eric holds a singing competition to find the identity of his true love. Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and more!

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1. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. IN YOUR EARS ALL MONTH?

3. HERE ARE SOME "MAD" MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

4. MONDAY, 7:00 PM—

5. FOR JULY 4,

6. OR AS THEY CALL IT, THE 17th ANNIVERSARY

7. "INDEPENDENCE DAY."

8. WEDNESDAY, 8:00 PM—

9. ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN"

10. THE TITLE TO "JUST A MATTER OF TIME, JON CRYER."

11. FRIDAY, 5:00 PM—

12. - MAD!

13. - MAD!

14. - JACK, IT'S UP TO YOU TO CLIMB THIS BEANSTALK,

15. DEFEAT THE GIANTS, AND SAVE US ALL.

16. - CAN DO.

17. WHOA. GIANT. AS IN LARGE.

18. OH, I THOUGHT HE MEANT AT THE MOMENT.

19. HO HO HO.

20. THAT'S A BIG FIST YOU'VE GOT THERE.

21. UP LIKE THAT?

22. IT AROUND LIKE A WINDMILL?

23. - MAN, THIS IS GREAT. JACK IS UP THERE BEATING GIANTS.

24. JACK?

25. JACK?

26. WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA NEED HELP WITH THIS.

27. SO FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER, CAN DEFEAT GIANTS,

28. SO THAT'S WHY I'VE CALLED ALL OF YOU.

29. JACK SPARROW, THE PIRATE,

30. JACK SKELLINGTON, THE PUMPKIN KING,

31. JACK BLACK, THE ACTOR WHO THINKS HE'S A ROCK STAR,

32. JACK WHITE, THE ROCK STAR WHO THINKS HE'S AN ACTOR,

33. "RISE OF THE GUARDIANS,"

34. AND FLAPJACK, WHO ONCE HAD A TV SHOW ON CARTOON NETWORK,

35. BUT PROBABLY WON'T BE SEEN AGAIN AFTER THIS SCENE.

36. ALL RIGHT, ANY QUESTIONS?

37. - YEAH. HOW'D YOU GET OUR NUMBERS?

38. - SO THE GIANTS' WEAK SPOT IS THEIR EYES.

39. BUT THAT'S WAY, WAY UP THERE.

40. SO LET'S NOT WASTE OUR TIME WITH THAT.

41. AND HOPE THEY TRIP.

42. - UH, ISN'T THAT A TERRIBLE PLAN?

43. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. LOOK AT THIS GUY.

44. ALL OF THE SUDDEN, MR. RISE OF THE GUARDIANS

45. KNOWS WHEN SOMETHING'S TERRIBLE.

46. - GUYS, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

47. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW.

48. - LET'S GO.

49. - AHH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

50. - WE DID IT! - YES, YOU'VE UNTIED A GIANT SHOE.

51. MINIMAL CASUALTIES.

52. - HELP. - WE LOST A GOOD ONE TODAY, MEN.

53. - I'M STILL ALIVE.

54. - HEY, I THINK THAT DUDE IS STILL ALIVE.

55. - NO, HE'S DEAD. - HELP.

56. - BUT— - JACK FROST IS DEAD.

57. - YES, SIR.

58. - ALL RIGHT, JACKS, THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR.

59. - WAIT, YOU MEAN THAT SHOE THING?

60. OF "OFF THEIR ROCKERS."

61. - WOW. WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO GET INTO THIS RIGHT NOW.

62. FORWARD, JACKS.

63. OH. UH, NO SHOES.

64. - AHH.

65. - LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ONE HUMAN LEFT.

66. LET'S GET HIM. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

67. THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS JACKS.

68. - YEAH. WHAT OF IT?

69. - WELL, THAT MEANS SOMEONE WILL NEED TO REPLACE THEM.

70. JUST THE RIGHT GIANTS.

71. - FORGET THE MOVIE.

72. OFF OF ME.

73. BY A JURY OF YOUR FEARS.

74. - UH, DON'T YOU MEAN PEERS?

75. - NOPE. - AAH!

76. A MONSTER, A SHARK, CREDIT CARD BILLS,

77. WITHOUT ME.

78. OH, THIS IS NOT GONNA GO WELL.

79. - MAD!

80. - HA HA, HAWKEYE!

81. YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT I, KANG THE CONQUEROR.

82. THEY DON'T JUST LET ANYBODY CALL THEMSELVES THE CONQUEROR.

83. - WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

84. - WHAT... WAS THAT A MOP?

85. - WHAT? NO, IT WAS A TRICK MOP ARROW.

86. - THAT WAS A MOP.

87. THAT WAS MY MOP.

88. - ALL RIGHT, FINE, YOU GOT ME.

89. I RAN OUT OF ARROWS.

90. - THEN YOU NEED TO GO TO...

91. CRATE AND ARROW,

92. FOR THE MODERN ARCHER.

93. YOUR SPECIALIZED ARROW NEEDS.

94. THEY'VE GOT YOUR EXPLOSIVE ARROWS,

95. YOUR BOOMERANG ARROWS,

96. BOXING GLOVE ARROW.

97. USED TO USE THOSE?

98. MAN, HARD TO IMAGINE HOW THAT COULD FLY,

99. EFFECTIVE.

100. - AND SUCH LOW PRICES.

101. - I KNOW. AND IF YOU BECOME A MEMBER,

102. IT'S 10% OFF THE ALREADY ROCK BOTTOM PRICES.

103. - ALL RIGHT, WHERE WERE WE?

104. - HA HA, HAWKEYE.

105. YOU'LL NEVER—

106. WHAT GIVES? ANOTHER MOP?

107. OH!

108. - WRONG. THIS TIME IT WAS A TRICK MOP ARROW.

109. - I DIDN'T KNOW CRATE AND ARROW SOLD THOSE.

110. - KANG, CRATE AND ARROW SELLS EVERYTHING.

111. - CRATE AND ARROW. WE'VE GOT CRATES AND ARROWS.

112. HOLDING THE ARROWS.

113. WE DON'T SELL THEM, SO STOP ASKING.

114. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

115. POINT DIFFERENT WAYS.

116. OF POISON BEHIND THEIR EYES.

117. BECAUSE... WELL, HUH.

118. WAIT, WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM?

119. WELL, YOU GOT ME.

120. "KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

121. - DOCTOR, WE'RE READY FOR SURGERY,

122. BUT WHERE'S THE SURGEON?

123. - DON'T TELL ME HE'S LATE.

124. - A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE, NOR IS HE EARLY.

125. WHEN HE MEANS TO.

126. - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE

127. AND YOU'RE PRETTY LATE.

128. - "GANDALF THE GREY'S ANATOMY,"

129. AND A DOCTOR.

130. JUST AS SOON AS HE'S DONE

131. CLIMB UP A TREE.

132. - BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

133. - WHA?

134. THE BALROG,

135. TWO CAREERS AT ONCE?

136. - YES, I'M AFRAID YOUR APPENDIX IS INFLAMED.

137. WHICH IT WAS FORGED.

138. OR, YOU KNOW, I COULD SCHEDULE SURGERY FOR NEXT WEEK.

139. WHICHEVER WORKS FOR YOU.

140. SCALPEL.

141. I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

142. TALKING TO?

143. - EAGLES!

144. FLY, EAGLES, FLY!

145. WHO AREN'T WIZARDS.

146. - "GANDALF THE GREY'S ANATOMY,"

147. IT MEANS TO ARRIVE.

148. - HEY, HO! OVER HERE! OVER HERE!

149. HELP! HEY, HEY, HEY!

150. HUH? WHAT THE?

151. UGH!

152. - RESCUE MISSION HERE.

153. - HUH?

154. - AAH!

155. - ALL RIGHT, YOU BOXERS KNOW HOW THIS WORKS,

156. SO LET'S HAVE A CLEAN FIGHT.

157. - HANG ON, SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY NOT RIGHT HERE.

158. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT RIGHT—

159. I CAN TALK.

160. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

161. LIKE A BUTTERFLY.

162. - HE CAN'T FLY.

163. - NO, I MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY.

164. WOW, ROUGH CROWD.

165. ROUGH CROWD.

166. - YOU'RE SAFE NOW, PRINCE ERIC.

167. I'M SO HAPPY.

168. I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SING.

169. BRIEFLY. ♪ AHH AH AH

170. - PRINCE ERIC, IS THAT YOU?

171. - CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ.

172. - PRINCE ERIC, YOU'RE ALIVE.

173. WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

174. WHO WAS SHE? - I DON'T KNOW.

175. I DIDN'T SEE HER FACE. I ONLY HEARD HER VOICE.

176. HOW CAN WE FIND HER?

177. - WELL, LET'S SEE,

178. WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

179. BUT YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.

180. ALSO, YOU WANT TO SIT NEXT TO USHER.

181. - I NEVER SAID THAT. - YEAH, YOU DID.

182. - HEY, EVERYBODY,

183. TO "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE."

184. I'M YOUR HOST, CARSON DALY.

185. FROM "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE."

186. CARSON DALY.

187. WHATEVER. ANYWAY, LET'S MEET THE JUDGES.

188. FIRST, YOU KNOW HIM AS THE RULER OF OUR KINGDOM,

189. AND WE'RE DOING THIS SHOW BECAUSE HE'S FORCING US TO,

190. PRINCE ERIC.

191. NEXT, SHE'S SOLD OVER 50 MILLION RECORDS,

192. YET I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE NAME OF ONE OF HER SONGS,

193. SHAKIRA.

194. AND HE'S WON 8 GRAMMY AWARDS

195. MONEY THAN YOU,

196. USHER.

197. AND OUR TWO CONTESTANTS.

198. FIRST, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING,

199. AND INSISTS SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT AN OCTOPUS MONSTER,

200. IT'S VANESSA.

201. - I'M GOING TO WIN BECAUSE I'M TALENTED,

202. I HAVE GREAT STAGE PRESENCE,

203. THIS MAGIC SEASHELL.

204. IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL,

205. BIT QUIRKY, I SAW HER A FORK EARLIER,

206. NOT GREAT AT WALKING, BUT WE'VE ALL GOT HURDLES.

207. IT'S ARIEL.

208. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARIEL.

209. AND THAT WAS ARIEL.

210. AND I'M STILL CARSON DALY.

211. UGH! NEXT UP, VANESSA.

212. BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

213. - THAT'S HER. THAT'S THE VOICE.

214. - MY CHAIR IS BROKEN.

215. USHER WANT TO SEE. USHER WANT TO SEE!

216. - WE CLEARLY HAVE A WINNER.

217. - USHER DON'T LIKEY.

218. - I CAN SPEAK! I CAN SPEAK!

219. ERIC, IT'S ME.

220. - IT IS YOU.

221. - YOU'RE TOO LATE. YOU'RE ALL TOO LATE.

222. HA HA HA!

223. FOREVER.

224. NEVER TO RETURN?

225. - YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

226. - MAD!

227. - MAD!

228. WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

229. —www.ncicap.org—

230. - MAD!

231. - SERIOUSLY, NO ONE IS GONNA HELP ME?