MAD 3x9

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Nick Fury needs to save the world with whatever heroes don't have their own movies to make. / Dora the Explorer is the newest Avatar revealed.

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1. Captioning made possible by warner bros. Animation

2. - Had your head in a freezer for a week?

3. Here are some "mad" moments you may have missed.

4. Snoop dogg announces he'll change his name to snoop lion,

5. Then snoop cougar, then snoop os 10.

6. Thursday, 4:00 pm.

7. Oprah winfrey reveals her natural hair.

8. Monday, 8:45 pm.

9. With the olympics over,

10. All we have to obsess about is this—

11. - Mad!

12. - Mad!

13. - Professor selvig, hawkeye, how's the cube?

14. - Really? 'cause it looks like it's about to unleash evil into this world.

15. - Oh, that cube. I thought you meant this one.

16. Yeah, that one's ready to blow.

17. - I'll stop it.

18. - Get him! - Poke, poke, poke, poke.

19. Steal.

20. - We need to get that cube back,

21. But it's gonna take someone extraordinary.

22. - Uh, superman's actually busy at the moment.

23. - How about someone really good?

24. - Batman has his own movie this year.

25. - Well, who do we have?

26. - Captain america reporting for the average-ers, sir.

27. - Good. A power source of unimaginable strength

28. Has been stolen by a guy named pokie.

29. - I'm pretty sure his name is loki.

30. - Were you here? Did you see all the poking he was doing?

31. - Where he is now? - Doing what all super villains do—

32. - And that's why I will rule you all.

33. Any questions?

34. - Yeah, I came in late.

35. Has the hulk showed up yet?

36. - No. Because we need expositions.

37. - Ow! - All right, pokie.

38. You're coming with captain america.

39. - Not so fast. He's coming with iron man.

40. - Nay! Pokie is coming with thor.

41. - Ahh!

42. - How about hulk? Can the hulk show up now?

43. No, not yet.

44. - Good work, everyone.

45. Pokie is now our prisoner.

46. - Wait. That's been his plan all along—

47. To get on board and get bruce angry

48. So he turned into the hulk. - How can you tell?

49. - Because he's making him watch annoying orange.

50. - Did you say angry or bored?

51. - Hawkeye, our evil eyes mean we're a team now.

52. So how do you plan on getting pokie out of that ship?

53. Hammer, shield, repulsar rays?

54. - Better. I have an arrow.

55. - Best of luck to you.

56. - The ship is being ripped apart.

57. - Is it the hulk?

58. - No. Luckily we got bruce

59. Away from pokie just in time.

60. - How you feeling? - Fine.

61. - Good. 'cause we got to suit up and get ready for the final battle.

62. - Wait, this movie's almost over?

63. Hulk's hardly in it!

64. Give hulk less screen time than everyone else.

65. Make hulk run behind scarlett johansson.

66. - Give stan lee more screen time than hulk.

67. - Give "firefly" only one season.

68. - Has anyone seen mark ruffalo?

69. I want to get him to sign my edward norton "hulk" dvd.

70. - Rah! - Uhh!

71. - Let norton have whole movie as "hulk," will you?

72. Rah!

73. - Aah!

74. - Look at that. Thanks to colson,

75. We banded together and pokie was destroyed.

76. - But that's not how—

77. - Trust me, it's the same thing, just quicker.

78. - What happened? - Well, I turned good again,

79. And now we're a team just in time for the credits.

80. - Wait. The movie's over?

81. Hulk's hardly in it!

82. Rah!

83. Hulk want more screen time.

84. - Everyone freeze.

85. This is a bank robbin'.

86. - You mean robbery.

87. - Or do I?

88. Thank you, thank you.

89. I really am robbing you, though.

90. For real.

91. - Mad.

92. - Is your house so dirty

93. You're discovering new things every day?

94. - When did this get here?

95. - Then you need...

96. - The tasmanian devil duster.

97. After experimenting with other lesser vacuums,

98. I realized what was missing was a live animal.

99. So a few prototypes and a couple of thousands scratches later,

100. I created the tasmanian devil duster,

101. A state of the art device that literally devours the dirt.

102. Just look at it in slow motion.

103. No filters, no bags.

104. I mean, the hardest part is catching the little devil.

105. And I've done it for you.

106. So no more trips to the hospital for you.

107. - Rah! - Aah!

108. - Hulk want more screen time.

109. - What a mess.

110. - The tasmanian devil duster.

111. Get yours today.

112. - Shh. Here he comes.

113. Surprise!

114. - Ahh! Don't jump out like that.

115. I needed that tail.

116. - Then you're gonna love this.

117. - Sure he's gonna win,

118. But here are some of alfred e. Neuman's

119. Rejected presidential campaign slogans.

120. Vote for the man from dope.

121. Member of the g.A.P.

122. The "e" stands for "democracy."

123. Two big ears means 4 great years.

124. And what? Me worry...

125. These have been alfred e. Neuman's rejected campaign slogans.

126. - Taxi!

127. - Ok. But first, how would you like to win some money?

128. - oh, my gosh, is this "cash cab"?

129. - nope, sorry. Wrong answer.

130. - It's "crash cab."

131. - Here's how the game works. I ask you a question.

132. If you get it right, you win money.

133. If you get it wrong, I crash the cab. Get it?

134. - Oh, but I'm just meeting a friend for lunch.

135. - Really? What are you having?

136. - Chinese.

137. - "tv guide" says, "this guy should be arrested."

138. - How's your day going? - Good.

139. - wrong!

140. - "how did he ever get a license?"

141. And, "I'm gonna start taking the subway."

142. - hi, honey.

143. I'm on my way home now.

144. - Actually, you're wrong because I need you

145. To stop and get eggs first.

146. Well, rules are rules.

147. - "crash cab."

148. - I really hate this job.

149. - Mad!

150. - Everything is better with ninjas.

151. Golf!

152. Camping.

153. - Ohh.

154. Hey, thanks.

155. - Shoe shopping!

156. - How's that feel? - It's a little snug.

157. - All right, let me see if I have these in a 61/2.

158. Be right back.

159. - And young love.

160. - I, um, I love you.

161. - Ohh! I love you, too.

162. - Heh heh heh.

163. Hulk don't want tiny screen time!

164. - This is the perfect solution for your dry skin.

165. - Really? - Just lean over.

166. - Ooh. I can really feel it opening my pores.

167. - rah! I'm chewing on your head.

168. - I'm sorry. This comic relief can be annoying.

169. Could you just laugh so we can stop this?

170. - Heh heh.

171. Oh, yes, that's very humorous.

172. - Good. Now back to the drama.

173. I have come for the avatar.

174. - Thank goodness you're here.

175. It's very important that you take our daughter.

176. - Yes, I must train the avatar

177. So she can bring bal—

178. - Ok. Just get her out of here.

179. - I just bent water.

180. In spanish it's called agua.

181. Can you say "agua"?

182. - Seriously, she never stops with that.

183. - I'm in republic city.

184. Do you know why it's called republic city?

185. - That's easy. After avatar aang and fire lord zuko

186. They founded this city as the center of the new republic.

187. - Do you know why it's called republic city?

188. - weirdo.

189. - You'd better pay up, or else.

190. - Or else what, dirtbag?

191. In spanish, I'd call him basura.

192. - You don't scare us. This isn't nick jr.

193. - Yeah, this is regular nickelodeon.

194. - Aah!

195. - Oh. Well, uh, I wasn't gonna fight a little girl.

196. - Can you find the coward?

197. That's right.

198. - Freeze right there.

199. - Oh, no, it's the cops.

200. - Ow! Ow! Ow!

201. - Hey, you. We need a third bender

202. Or we'll be disqualified from our match.

203. You know anything about pro bending?

204. - I know how to say "the cat" in spanish.

205. It's el burro.

206. - That's not what I asked.

207. Also, I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

208. - Ladies and gentlemen, the fire ferrets

209. Have added a new player—

210. Some little girl.

211. But she should be in good hands

212. Because mako and bolin are two of the finest,

213. Most talented—

214. - Rah!

215. Hulk want more screen time!

216. - Uh, ok.

217. - Hulk bend your ear about how he need more screen time.

218. - Not really what I meant.

219. Can you bend water like this?

220. - Oof! - No.

221. - How about fire? Like this.

222. - Aah!

223. - Hulk don't think so.

224. - Then what can you bend?

225. - People. Like this.

226. - Dora and the hulk have won.

227. And that's the end of the match.

228. - That's it? Ohh!

229. Hulk want more screen time.

230. - Uh-uh-uh.

231. - Oh. Uh, hulk quiere mas tiempo!

232. - Mad!

233. - Mad!

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235. Captioned by the national captioning institute —www.Ncicap.Org—

236. - Ok, that's enough time now.