MAD 3x8

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The tributes from District 12 battle the tributes from District Hogwarts and District Twilight. / It's a MAD classic as a famous boat flips its lid.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

2. - HAD WATER STUCK IN YOUR EAR FOR A WEEK?

3. FRIDAY, 10 A.M., THE MOVIE "ICE AGE" OPENS TO HUGE CROWDS

4. WHO ACTUALLY SHOW UP JUST TO GET OUT OF THE SUMMER HEAT.

5. TUESDAY, 8 A.M.,

6. DISNEY REDESIGNS THE 7 DWARVES AS SOMETHING THEY CALL "7D,"

7. BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD CALLS "ADVENTURE TIME."

8. SATURDAY, 3.P.M,

9. KATY PERRY SAYS SHE'S FORMING HER OWN RECORD LABEL

10. TO PRODUCE MORE THINGS THAT SOUNDS LIKE THIS!

11. - MAD!

12. - MAD!

13. - ATTENTION, EVERYONE.

14. TODAY, WE WILL SELECT ONE BRAVE GIRL AND BOY

15. FROM EACH DISTRICT TO—

16. - I VOLUNTEER!

17. VOLUNTEER IN PLACE OF MY SISTER IN THE HUNGER GAMES.

18. - I WAS GOING TO SAY BATTLE IT OUT

19. FOR THE BEST TEEN ANGST MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK.

20. - OOH! OOH! I VOLUNTEER!

21. - I, LUCY PEVENSIE FROM THE NARNIA MOVIES, VOLUNTEER.

22. - TOO LATE. YOU'VE ALREADY PROVED A FAILURE.

23. - AAH!

24. - OH. WELL, THEN, I MADE A MISTAKE.

25. - WE ALL DO, MY DEAR.

26. I JUST PUT MY HAND IN THE WRONG FISHBOWL.

27. AND THE BOY SHALL BE...

28. PITA BREAD FARTS.

29. - NO, I VOLUNTEER.

30. I VOLUNTEER IN HIS PLACE.

31. - GREAT. WE'LL TAKE HIM, THEN.

32. - WAIT! I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.

33. - AND HERE'S THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR—

34. THE PARADE OF TRIBUTES.

35. - IT'S JUST LIKE THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE,

36. EXCEPT THE FLOATS TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER.

37. AND BEHIND THEM, WE HAVE THE TRIBUTES FROM DISTRICT HOGWARTS...

38. - JUST WAVE AND MUG FOR THE MUGGLES.

39. - DISTRICT TWILIGHT...

40. - MUSH. - MAN, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

41. - AND THE VOLUNTEERS FROM DISTRICT 12.

42. - LOOK, EVERYONE, WE'RE ON FIRE!

43. - EH. SEEN IT.

44. - WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE GOOD TO BEAT THESE GUYS.

45. - DON'T WORRY. I LEARNED HOW TO CAMOUFLAGE MYSELF

46. BY WORKING IN A CAKE SHOP.

47. - UGH. THAT MUST BE A LOUSY CAKE SHOP.

48. - NO, IT DOES GREAT, IN FACT!

49. - WELCOME, EVERYONE. I AM PRESIDENT SNOWPE.

50. IN A MOMENT, YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER

51. IN A GRUESOME AND POINTLESS DISPLAY FOR MY AMUSEMENT.

52. BUT ON A SIDE NOTE, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME IN NOVEMBER.

53. AND NOW, SENECA CRANE WILL EXPLAIN HOW THE GAME WORKS.

54. - THE ELEVATORS WILL BRING YOU UP HERE,

55. YOUR WEAPONS WILL BE HERE,

56. YOU WILL RUN AND KILL EACH OTHER ALONG HERE.

57. HOPEFULLY, THAT WON'T CHANGE,

58. OR ELSE, I HAVE TO GROW A NEW BEARD.

59. NOW, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

60. THEY WON'T BE.

61. - 7, 6, 5...

62. - UH, I'M LOOKING FOR PARKING LEVEL 4.

63. DID I GET ON THE WRONG ELEVATOR?

64. - ONE.

65. - WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM, YOU DOPE.

66. - YEAH, I KNOW.

67. - HEY, I USE A BOW AND ARROW, TOO.

68. - COOL.

69. - PSST! ACKLESS!

70. - HUH? - IT'S ME, PEETA!

71. I'M CAMOUFLAGED! CAN YOU FIND ME?

72. - NO! OH, WAIT. THERE YOU ARE.

73. - NO ONE WILL EVER FIND ME DRESSED AS A CAKE.

74. - MMM. - GREAT FROSTING! - I'M HUNGRY.

75. - GREAT. YOU'VE JUST ENERGIZED OUR COMPETITION.

76. - NOT REALLY, 'CAUSE I MADE IT WITH POISONOUS BERRIES.

77. THAT'S WEIRD.

78. THEY WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO GET SICK.

79. - I HAVE AN IDEA. KISS ME.

80. - ATTENTION, TRIBUTES!

81. THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE IN THE RULES.

82. THERE CAN NOW BE TWO WINNERS OF THE BLUNDER GAMES

83. IF YOU PROMISE NEVER TO KISS IN FRONT OF US AGAIN.

84. - YES!

85. - AHH!

86. WHAT THE— - PLEASE, KIND SIR!

87. SPARE MY LIFE, AND I'LL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.

88. - HOLY COW! I CAN'T HURT A TALKING FISH!

89. - OH, SO YOU CAN'T HURT A TALKING FISH,

90. BUT YOU CAN HURT A TALKING WORM, HUH?

91. - I HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

92. - MAD.

93. - SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS BUSY BAKING MY...

94. - DEVILED EGGS!

95. - WHAT, DO I MAKE THESE TOO OFTEN?

96. - ARE YOUR PET SEA MONKEYS TOO SMALL?

97. - THEY LOOK LIKE LINT.

98. OH, WAIT. THAT IS LINT. THEY'RE EVEN SMALLER!

99. - THEN WHY SETTLE FOR SEA MONKEYS

100. WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SEA-GORILLAS?

101. SEA-GORILLAS ARE JUST LIKE SEA MONKEYS,

102. BUT 10 TIMES THE SIZE!

103. FORGET THE MAGNIFYING GLASS. YOU CAN SEE THESE BABIES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.

104. - COULD YOU NOT STARE AT ME? IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

105. - PLUS, EVERY TIME YOU FEED YOUR SEA GORILLAS,

106. THEY'LL GET BIGGER AND BIGGER

107. AND BIGGER.

108. AND BY BIGGER, WE MEAN MEANER.

109. - OK. I THINK YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH NOW.

110. ETERNAL SERVITUDE IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY

111. FOR PETS YOU CAN SEE.

112. - WHAT'S THAT, BOY?

113. LITTLE TIMMY'S STUCK IN THE WELL?

114. - AAH!

115. - THAT'S TWO DOWN AND ONE TO GO.

116. - SHOULD YOU BE DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW

117. INSTEAD OF WATCHING "MAD"?

118. WELL, NOW, YOU CAN DO BOTH!

119. HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR HOMEWORK!

120. "A,"C,"A,"B,"E,"

121. NONE OF THE ABOVE, 34, 7, -19, 288,

122. ALL OF THE ABOVE, THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS,

123. FIBULA, FISH, "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS,"

124. THE PROCESS OF CELL REPRODUCTION,

125. THIS THING, AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER.

126. AND THOSE WERE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR HOMEWORK!

127. HOPE YOU WROTE ALL THAT DOWN.

128. - WHY DID WE BURY ALL THAT FOOD?

129. - AND NOW, ALFRED E. NEUMAN'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN PROMISES.

130. PROMISES TO LIFT THE BAN ON CUBA...

131. GOODING JR.!

132. - YEAH! I GET TO BE ON "MAD"!

133. - DEMANDS WE HAVE OFF FROM SCHOOL ON ALL PRESIDENTS' BIRTHDAYS.

134. - WELL, SEEMS LIKE WE'RE HEADING INTO A 43-DAY WEEKEND,

135. SO, UH, SEE YOU IN A FEW MONTHS.

136. - WE'LL CHANGE OUR COUNTRY'S MASCOT FROM THE BALD EAGLE

137. TO THE BALD SMEAGOL.

138. - PRECIOUS.

139. - AND PROMISES TRAMPOLINES INSTEAD OF SIDEWALKS.

140. NO, WAIT—SLIP-N-SLIDES INSTEAD OF SIDEWALKS!

141. - AAH! - YEAH. SLIP-N-SLIDES.

142. AND THOSE ARE ALFRED E. NEUMAN'S CAMPAIGN PROMISES.

143. - MAD!

144. - UNH!

145. - MAD! MAD! MAD!

146. - THIS SUMMER, EXPERIENCE A FILM

147. THAT CAPTURES THE MAGICAL TIME IN A WIZARD'S LIFE...

148. - COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!

149. - I CAN'T. IT'S TOO HARD!

150. - WHEN THEY SUMMON A SPIRIT ANIMAL

151. TO KEEP DEMENTORS FROM SUCKING OUT THEIR SOULS.

152. - "WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTO PATRONUM."

153. - I'M NOT READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY OF A PATRONUS.

154. WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING LAME?

155. - AS LONG AS IT HAS 4 LEGS AND SCARES AWAY DEMENTORS,

156. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE EMBARRASSED.

157. NEVER MIND. THAT'S REALLY DUMB.

158. - OF EXCITEMENT...

159. - WOW! DO YOU HAVE A PATRONUS NOW?

160. - HOW CAN YOU TELL? - YOU TOTALLY HAVE THAT GLOW.

161. - ALSO, THERE'S A GIANT GHOST GRIFFIN STANDING NEXT TO YOU.

162. - AND OF CONFIDENTLY FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL MONSTERS

163. THEY LET WANDER AROUND THE SCHOOL, FOR SOME REASON.

164. - WOW, LEE, YOU WERE RIGHT. LEE?

165. - "WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTO PATRONUM."

166. - PHEW!

167. - AND LOOKS LIKE THE GREEN SOX ARE TAKING A TIME OUT.

168. - ALL RIGHT. THIS GUY'S A POWERHOUSE,

169. SO GIVE HIM YOUR CURVEBALL.

170. DID YOU KNOW THAT FRENCH TOAST BREAD IS CALLED CHALLAH?

171. - WELL, THAT CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

172. - AND NOW, A "MAD" CLASSIC—

173. "THE POOP-SEIDON ADVENTURE!"

174. - HAVE YOU TRIED THE BEANS, MANNY?

175. - AFTER I FINISH THE RIBS, BELLE.

176. - UGH! HOW CAN YOU STAND TO BE NEAR EACH OTHER?

177. - WELL, I CAN HOLD MY BREATH A REALLY LONG TIME.

178. - AND MY SMELLING GLANDS STOPPED WORKING

179. THE SAME TIME MY HEARING DID.

180. - UGH! YOU GUYS ARE GROSS!

181. YOU'D THINK FARTING WOULD MAKE YOU THINNER!

182. - PHEW! LET'S ALL GET SOME SWEET AIR ON DECK.

183. - WAIT! IF WE ALL RUN TO ONE SIDE OF THE BOAT, WE'LL—

184. FLIP IT UPSIDE-DOWN.

185. - WHO ORDERED THE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE?

186. - I TOLD YOU A CRUISE WAS A BAD IDEA.

187. - HA! I WAS DOING A HANDSTAND!

188. [NOTES PLAY[

189. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH THE ENGINE ROOM.

190. I'M GOING TO SWIM DOWN AND FIND AN ESCAPE ROUTE.

191. IF I'M NOT BACK IN TWO MINUTES,

192. PLEASE MAIL MY COMPLAINT LETTER TO BARNACLE CRUISES.

193. - HE'S BEEN GONE OVER TWO MINUTES!

194. I KNOW, 'CAUSE I STOLE HIS WATCH.

195. SOMEONE SHOULD SEE IF HE'S ALL RIGHT!

196. AND ALSO HAVE ME ARRESTED. I'M VERY CONFLICTED.

197. - MANNY, YOUR FARTS HAVE TAUGHT ME TO HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG TIME.

198. I SHOULD GO.

199. - OK, BELLE, BUT JUST IN CASE,

200. GIVE ME SOMETHING OUR GRANDKIDS CAN REMEMBER YOU BY.

201. HERE. HERE'S A CHICKEN LEG.

202. ACTUALLY, WAIT.

203. HERE'S A CHICKEN BONE.

204. WISH ME LUCK.

205. - YOU'D THINK FARTING WOULD MAKE YOU THINNER!

206. FARTING! THINNER! FARTING! THINNER! FARTING! THINNER!

207. - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

208. - IT'S LIKE A JACUZZI!

209. - YOU MADE IT!

210. - OH, MY DARLING, YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED THE DAY.

211. - YAY!

212. - HEY, DID YOU FIND AN ESCAPE ROUTE?

213. - OH, UM... NO.

214. - MAD!

215. - MAD!

216. - MAD!

217. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

218. - WE'VE BEEN FLOATING FOR HOURS. I KNOW 'CAUSE I STILL HAVE HIS WATCH.