MAD 3x6

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Iron Man and War Machine realize they're dating the same woman: Pepper Potts! / Charlie Brown films himself doing dangerous stunts.

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1. - BEEN STUCK IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION FOR A WEEK?

2. HERE ARE SOME MAD MOMENTS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED.

3. WEDNESDAY, 5:00 PM, KE$HA GETS A LIP TATTOO THAT LOOKS PAINFUL,

4. YET STILL NOT AS PAINFUL AS LISTENING TO KE$HA.

5. THURSDAY, 1:30 PM, THE WOMAN'S TENNIS ASSOCIATION

6. TRIES TO BAN GRUNTING FROM TENNIS...

7. - WHILE EVERYONE ELSE TRIES TO BAN TENNIS BY GRUNTING.

8. - MONDAY, 8:45 PM, THE SUPREME COURT

9. VOTES DOWN EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

10. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

11. - MAD!

12. - MAD!

13. BEING IRON MAN AND IN A RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY SWEET.

14. - OH, I KNOW. I'M WAR MACHINE AND I'M ALSO IN A RELATIONSHIP.

15. WHO'S YOUR LUCKY GIRL?

16. - I WAS GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

17. - ALL RIGHT, ON 3. 1, 2, 3!

18. - PEPPER POTTS. - PEPPER POTTS.

19. - OH, NO. WE'RE BOTH DATING PEPPER?

20. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.

21. - WE DON'T LET PEPPER KNOW THAT WE KNOW WE'RE BOTH DATING HER.

22. - AND MAY THE BEST IRON MAN WIN.

23. - YOU MEAN THE BEST WAR MACHINE.

24. - YEAH, THAT—THAT DOESN'T WORK.

25. - FOR THE MADAME, BEEF BOURGUIGNON.

26. AND FOR THE MONSIEUR, STEAK A LA BOMB.

27. COMPLIMENTS OF THE CHEF.

28. - I BETTER GET THIS TO THE STRATOSPHERE.

29. - AHEM.

30. - REALLY? THE CHECK?

31. - I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE.

32. - JARVIS, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN HACK INTO WAR MACHINE'S TECH.

33. - HACKING COMPLETE.

34. YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF HIS SYSTEM.

35. CATASTROPHIC.

36. - OOPS! HEH. THOUGHT THAT WAS ON SILENT.

37. - YOU'RE BEING SO RUDE. TURN IT OFF.

38. - SIR, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

39. - I BETTER GET THIS TO THE STRATOSPHERE.

40. - AND HERE'S THE BILL FOR OUR ROOF.

41. - WHAT?

42. - ALL RIGHT, AVENGERS. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO LET WAR MACHINE IN.

43. - SO ONLY IF HE ASKS NICELY.

44. - NO! DON'T LET HIM IN AT ALL!

45. - GOT IT. DON'T LET YOU IN.

46. - NO! LET ME IN. HERE, STUDY THE PAMPHLET.

47. - OK, SO WHEN WE SEE WAR MACHINE, WE ALL YELL OUT, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"?

48. - YOU PEOPLE ARE THE WORST.

49. - SO, CHECKERS, YAY.

50. - HEY, GUYS.

51. - WHAT? FOR REAL?

52. - IT'S WAR MACHINE. SMITE HIM!

53. - HULK ONLY ONE WHO STUDY PAMPHLET?

54. - LOOK, YOU'RE BOTH NICE GUYS, AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT EITHER OF YOU,

55. SO I'M GONNA HURT BOTH OF YOU. GOOD-BYE FOREVER.

56. - WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU BOTH STAYED FRIENDS.

57. - YEAH, HULK NEVER LIKE HER ANYWAY.

58. YOU BOTH BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER.

59. ALSO, UH, HULK HAVE TO LEAVE NOW ON TOTALLY UNRELATED BUSINESS.

60. - FINALLY A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS WOMEN.

61. - HULK ALSO LOVE SCENTED CANDLES.

62. - HULK? THAT RAT. HE DOESN'T LIKE SCENTED CANDLES.

63. - WE'LL SHOW HIM. - WE'LL SHOW HIM.

64. - COMPLIMENTS OF THE CHEFS.

65. - WHAT THE—

66. - WOW, WHAT A KISS.

67. - FIGURES. - FIGURES.

68. THIS ONE IS ADDRESSED TO "MAILMAN-EATING DOOR MONSTER."

69. AAH! NICE TRY, DOOR MONSTER.

70. - AW, I HAVE GOT TO CHANGE MY NAME.

71. - IT STARTED WITH A VISIT TO WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

72. NEXT THING I KNOW, I LOOK LIKE A GIANT AVATAR POOP.

73. - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S WON A GOLDEN TICKET TO A CLASS ACTION SETTLEMENT.

74. AND IF YOU'VE BEEN INJURED IN ONE OF WILLY WONKA'S EDIBLE DEATH TRAPS,

75. THEN PICK UP THE PHONE TODAY AND CALL OOMPA LOOMPA AND GOLDEN,

76. EXPERTS IN ALL FACETS OF OOMPA LOOMPA LAW.

77. BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY A CHOCOLATE RIVER?

78. HORRIBLY BLUE BERRIED? FALLEN INTO THE BUBBLE ROOM?

79. - OR SUFFERED THE HUMILIATION OF BAD-EGG REJECTION? WE WANT TO KNOW.

80. OUR STAFF OF TRAINED PROFESSIONALS WILL HEAR YOUR CASE.

81. AND SINCE WE ALL ONCE WORKED FOR WONKA,

82. WE'LL HELP YOU NAVIGATE THROUGH THE LOOPHOLES.

83. PLUS WE DON'T SEE A DIME UNLESS YOU WIN.

84. AND IF YOU LOSE, WE'LL SING A MORALIZING SONG ABOUT YOUR MISFORTUNE.

85. OOMPA LOOMPA AND GOLDEN, LICENSED TO PRACTICE LAW

86. IN NEW YORK, CALIFORNIA, AND THE GREATER LOOMPA AREA.

87. - HOP ON UP THERE, SWEETIE.

88. - HEY, THAT'S A REAL HORSE!

89. SWIPING KIDS SINCE 1873.

90. - BOND, YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND THE EVIL MASTERMIND

91. WHO'S PLANNING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

92. I'VE EQUIPPED YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

93. - NOT A PROBLEM.

94. - OH, NO!

95. - IS SOMEONE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

96. - NO, THE ENTERTAINMENT CANCELLED.

97. - NOT A PROBLEM.

98. - MY BABY!

99. - IS HE AN EVIL MASTERMIND?

100. - WHAT? NO, HE'S OUT ON THE LEDGE.

101. - NOT A PROBLEM.

102. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

103. I SHOULD REALLY GET THIS BABY HOME.

104. - ALL RIGHTY.

105. HERE YOU GO. AND, UH...

106. WHO IS THE EVIL MASTERMIND THAT'S DRIVING THE BUBBLE CAR?

107. - AH, THAT WOULD BE ME—DOH!

108. - TAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS.

109. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

110. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

111. - GOOD NIGHT, JAMES! - GOOD NIGHT, JAMES!

112. - I GOTTA SAY...

113. I DON'T THINK THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE BUTTER.

114. - MAD! - MAD!

115. BE GRATEFUL YOU'RE NOT PLAYING ON REJECTED PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT.

116. THE AMAZON JUNGLE GYM.

117. - THE JET SWING SET.

118. - MEAT SLIDE.

119. - YAY!

120. BLECH, I FEEL SICK.

121. - ELECTRIFIED CLIMBING NET.

122. - OW! OW!

123. IS RECESS OVER YET?

124. - AND THE POWER SEE-SAW.

125. - I'M GETTING TIRED.

126. - DON'T STOP! YOU'LL BE CUT IN HALF!

127. - REJECTED PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT.

128. - OOF! - HAVE A SAFE DAY.

129. - MAD!

130. - ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SPIN.

131. OOH, LOOKS LIKE...

132. HEY! YOU MOVED THAT WITH YOUR MAGNET POWERS, DIDN'T YOU?

133. - NO.

134. WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? IT'S CHEATERS WEEK.

135. - CHEATERS WEEK, ALL THIS WEEK ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT."

136. - AND NOW A CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT FOR ALFRED E. NEUMAN.

137. - HI, I'M NICKI MINAJ, AND I ENDORSE ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT

138. BECAUSE HE SUPPORTS THE RIGHTS OF SPACE ALIENS PRETENDING TO BE MUSICIANS,

139. WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.

140. - I HAVE TO GO. MY, UH, FRIENDS ARE...

141. DRIVING ME TO, UH, MY NEXT CONCERT!

142. - ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT.

143. - SO CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GRADUATING CLASS OF ASTRONAUT UNIVERSITY.

144. - OOF! - OW! - UNH!

145. - I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE MONKEYS.

146. - CHARLIE BROWN!

147. - GOOD GRIEF.

148. YOU MUST THINK I'M A REAL BLOCKHEAD.

149. I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR THE OLD FOOTBALL TRICK.

150. - CHARLIE BROWN, IF I WAS GONNA PRANK YOU,

151. DO YOU THINK I'D HAVE LINUS VIDEOTAPING US?

152. LINUS WILL HAVE VIDEO PROOF THAT I'M NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

153. - WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S SOMEONE TO DOCUMENT THIS, I GUESS.

154. - AAUGH!

155. THAT ONE'S GOING ONLINE.

156. - AAUGH!

157. ONE MILLION VIEWS?

158. - CHARLIE BROWN, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD TURN INTERNET FAME

159. INTO A TOTAL DISASTER.

160. - YEAH, YOU BLOCKHEAD. WE COULD TURN YOU INTO A STAR.

161. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HURT YOURSELF ONLINE.

162. - I REFUSE TO BE A LAUGHING STOCK.

163. "CHARLIE BROWN IS SUPER CUTE."

164. FROM LITTLEREDHAIREDGIRL921.

165. - I'LL DO IT!

166. HI, WELCOME BACK TO "iCHARLIE."

167. NOW IT'S TIME FOR A NUNCHUK DEMONSTRATION.

168. HI, WELCOME BACK TO "iCHARLIE." NOW IT'S TIME FOR A—

169. AND STOP.

170. RATS. RATS. RATS. RATS. RATS.

171. RATS. RATS. RATS. RATS. RATS.

172. RATS. RATS. RATS.

173. AAH! RATS. OOF!

174. AAH! UNH!

175. THIS EPISODE OF "iCHARLIE" ISN'T GONNA SHOOT ITSELF.

176. LINUS, IS THE CAMERA READY?

177. YES, CHARLIE BROWN. AND ACTION!

178. - WELCOME BACK TO "iCHARLIE."

179. - I'M LUCY VAN PELT. - DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

180. I'M THE STAR! LINUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

181. I WANT YOU OFF THIS SET!

182. - SORRY, CHARLIE BROWN.

183. - DON'T BE SORRY! THINK FOR ONE SECOND!

184. ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT? WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

185. THAT'S DISTRACTING! WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?

186. GIVE ME AN ANSWER!

187. - I WAS LOOKING AT THE LIGHT, CHARLIE BROWN.

188. - OH, GOOD FOR YOU!

189. YOU'RE AN AMATEUR!

190. MY MIND IS NOT IN THE SCENE IF YOU'RE DOING THAT!

191. DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS?

192. YOU AND ME, LINUS, WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY.

193. GOOD GRIEF!

194. - NICE GOING, CHARLIE BROWN.

195. LINUS TOOK HIS CAMERA, AND WE LOST THE SHOW.

196. - WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT TWO MILLION HITS.

197. - THERE'S ONLY ONE, FROM LITTLEREDHAIREDGIRL921.

198. - WHAT DOES SHE SAY?

199. - "CHARLIE BROWN IS A BLOCKHEAD."

200. - GOOD GRIEF.

201. - MAD!

202. - MAD!

203. - MAD!

204. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

205. - MAD!

206. - BUT I'M TIRED! - KEEP GOING!