MAD 3x26

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The completely true tale of Washington's war against the cherry trees is finally told. Then, do these C-list celebrities have whatit takes to be A-list Storm Troopers? Plus, Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs.

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1. - Been eating candy hearts all month?

2. Here are some "mad" moments you may have missed.

3. Friday, 12:00 p.M.

4. Scientists invent a chocolate that won't melt,

5. Then use it to build a rocket ship to the sun.

6. Sunday, 6:00 p.M.

7. A year after she releases "call me maybe,"

8. Carly rae jepsen still hasn't received any phone calls.

9. Monday, 10:00 a.M.

10. Alarm clock companies go out of business

11. When they start waking people up with this...

12. - Mad!

13. Captioning made possible by warner bros. Animation

14. - Mad!

15. You could join me for an evening stroll, elizabeth.

16. We should be in the cherry orchard, james.

17. I have heard frightful things live here.

18. what is that?

19. - Why, it's just a cherry tree, of course.

20. There's nothing to fear here.

21. - Rawr!

22. - I think I just soiled my wig.

23. - Aah! - Aah!

24. - Oh! Who are you?

25. - I cannot tell a lie.

26. I am george washington,

27. Cherry tree chopper.

28. - Out late were we, george?

29. You know what I always say.

30. "early to bed, early to rise

31. "makes a man healthy, wealthy, and french fries."

32. You kind of lost me with that last part, ben.

33. - I'm hungry.

34. I've been here for a while

35. To tell you that the war against the cherry trees

36. Has gone poorly.

37. The trees have taken vermont.

38. What? How is that possible?

39. We had our best man there.

40. - Ha ha ha!

41. - We will fight the trees to the last man,

42. So says I, benedict arnold.

43. - Aah! - Aah!

44. - Yeah, let's get 'em, fellow trees.

45. - This war has gone on too long.

46. I've been chopping down cherry trees

47. Since I was a boy,

48. When I cut down my first tree

49. To make these wooden teeth.

50. - There is only one way to end it, george.

51. You must chop down the queen tree

52. And bring back her cherries to make a pie.

53. - A pie?

54. - Seriously, I am so hungry.

55. And whipped cream. We need whipped cream.

56. - Read 'em and weep.

57. 5 aces.

58. No!

59. - End of the line, washington.

60. I hope you take your eggs benedict-style

61. With a side of losing.

62. - I'm only here to do 2 things.

63. To chop trees and to get a pie.

64. And they're all out of pie.

65. - Aw, keep looking.

66. - All right! Team george!

67. I'll just let myself out.

68. - All right.

69. Let's finish this, queen tree.

70. - Yes, george washington,

71. Let's finish what you started.

72. - No! It—it can't be.

73. I cut you down when I was a boy.

74. - No, you only took enough of my wood to make your teeth.

75. But I intend on taking it back

76. Right now.

77. Ohh!

78. Unh!

79. - It's over.

80. - You forgot, george,

81. A tree isn't dead until its roots are.

82. - Aah!

83. - Any last words, washington?

84. - Chew on this.

85. - Ohh!

86. - And that is how I, george washington,

87. Founded america,

88. Defeated the cherry trees,

89. And forgot to get a pie for ben franklin.

90. - Aw, but I'm so hungry.

91. Yes!

92. The ocean's deadliest creature.

93. - Wait a minute.

94. But I've got a sword

95. For a face.

96. Isn't that pretty deadly?

97. - Grr.

98. Never bring a swordfish to a gun fish fight.

99. - Sure, a helmet protects your head from harm,

100. But did you know the rest of your body can be hurt, too?

101. - Oh, no. Really—

102. unh!

103. Why didn't anyone tell me?

104. - I just did.

105. But never fear.

106. The shellmet is here.

107. The shellmet utilizes

108. State-of-the-art turtle technology

109. To protect your whole body.

110. The shellmet will protect you

111. From all bodily harm,

112. With no side effects.

113. - Side effects include falling down

114. And not being able to get up.

115. - Getting attacked by plumbers,

116. Getting attacked by shredders,

117. And being laughed at because you look dopey.

118. - Ha ha ha! Look at that dopey shell.

119. - Uh, I think I was better off

120. With the chance of a mild injury.

121. - The shellmet.

122. Turtles wouldn't wear them

123. If they weren't awesome, right?

124. - Holidays are great,

125. So, we made some new ones.

126. It's holidays we'd like to see.

127. Flagpole day.

128. Let's face it.

129. But you can always rely on the pole to be there.

130. The day you give gifts to all the people

131. Whose parties you've missed.

132. - Merry missedmas.

133. - My birthday was last April.

134. - So? You don't want it?

135. 'cause I could just as easily give it to ben

136. For his bar mitzvah I didn't go to.

137. - Day day.

138. When we celebrate the concept of days,

139. Or just need another Monday off.

140. - And you'll be having a quiz on Monday.

141. - Uh, isn't Monday day day?

142. - Again? Wow, does time fly.

143. - And thankstaking.

144. The day when you take other people's things

145. And say, "thanks."

146. - Hey, is that my video game?

147. - Yep. Thanks.

148. - You listen here.

149. I don't have any money,

150. But what I do have

151. Is a very particular set of skills,

152. Skills that I will use

153. To bake your cake.

154. - Ok.

155. The story of one man who will stop at nothing

156. To fulfill your pastry order.

157. - why won't you do what I ask?

158. - Does yelling at the dough make it rise better?

159. Unh!

160. - Yes, it does.

161. I can wait here all night.

162. You think it's hot in here now?

163. Just wait...

164. Till the oven reaches 350 degrees,

165. Like the recipe calls for.

166. - That shouldn't be too long.

167. - I know how long it is.

168. Where's my daughter?

169. - I need her to taste this batter.

170. - Dad, you're ruining my dinner party.

171. - But, sweetie, you always like to taste the batter.

172. - Yeah, when I was 12.

173. - They've brainwashed you!

174. - Unh! - Aah!

175. - Grr!

176. - Bakin'. He's one tough cookie.

177. - Unh!

178. - I'm telling you, I steal from the rich,

179. But then, I give to the poor.

180. - Buddy, you robbed a bank and bought yourself a house.

181. - Exactly.

182. When I was poor.

183. Eh, it was worth a shot.

184. Thanks for the hat.

185. What are you in for?

186. - Eh, gave some guy a right hook.

187. - You're hilarious.

188. - It's the moment you've been waiting for.

189. These celebrities have endured

190. And completed countless tactical missions because...

191. Well, we lost count.

192. Actor dean cain.

193. - Hi, I'm dean cain.

194. You know me from "superman."

195. Not the new movie,

196. Or the old movie,

197. Or the older movie.

198. I was on the tv one,

199. But not "smallville." the one—

200. - Wwe diva eve torres.

201. - This show is perfect for me

202. Because I'm an expert at completely fake combat.

203. Huh? Oh, oh. I mean real combat.

204. - And action star terry crews.

205. - I had a shirt but it ran away...

206. In fear.

207. - These 3 stars are competing

208. To see if they have what it takes

209. To make it in the most elite fighting force

210. In a galaxy far, far away.

211. Stormtroopers.

212. This is "star wars earned stripes."

213. And now, let's welcome your host lord vader.

214. - Welcome back.

215. To recap from last week,

216. Entertainer nick lachey

217. Fell into the sarlacc pit.

218. - Aah!

219. - It takes approximately 1,000 years to digest you,

220. So, we'll check back on nick later.

221. You and your stormtrooper partners have made it this far,

222. But today's mission will be the hardest yet.

223. Because today, you will be storming

224. The rebel stronghold on the ice planet hoth.

225. - I thought for sure I'd be kicked off

226. After the first episode,

227. When every single one of my shots

228. Missed its target.

229. But, apparently, stormtroopers

230. Always miss luke skywalker.

231. So, what you want to do here is gently ease forward—

232. - Aah!

233. - So, how'd I do?

234. - Lord vader is gonna be so mad, you guys.

235. - Hey, team. Just thought I'd check on the—

236. - Me and my stormtrooper have a great relationship.

237. That's why we dominated on the endor mission.

238. - Watch the tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tr—

239. - All right. We need to shoot the power generator

240. So that the shield goes down.

241. What you want to do is take your rocket launcher—

242. - Yah! - What are you doing?

243. How'd you do that?

244. - I threw it.

245. Hard.

246. I threw it real hard.

247. - Unh! Unh!

248. - Ohh!

249. - Congratulations, stars.

250. You've completed your final mission.

251. - We did it!

252. We have defeated the rebel alliance.

253. - All right! - And made the galaxy safe for evil.

254. - What happened?

255. - Dark side wins. Dark side wins.

256. - Dark side wins. Dark side wins.

257. - Mad. - Mad!

258. - Mad!

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260. Captioned by the national captioning institute —www.Ncicap.Org—

261. - You know the show's over, right? - I know it's over.