MAD 3x16

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Batman investigates a crime at the Museum of Television to stop the Riddler. / Three orphaned Lemmings (Violet, Klaus, and Sunny) go on the run from an evil guardian, Wario! / MADvent Calendar, Apple Trees Rise Up and Enslave the Humans, Fairly OddParental Controls, Electric Eels Forgot to Pay the Electric Bill, Guy Pearce Gets Punched in the Face, Shirt Cannon 3000 and Shirt Squirt, Alfred E. Neuman for President - More Campaign Promises, Spy vs. Spy, and Every Last Drop of Gasoline

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1. Captioning made possible by warner bros. Animation

2. - Been staring at clouds for a week?

3. Here are some "mad" moments you may have missed.

4. Sunday, 2:15 p.M.,

5. Miley cyrus gets a tattoo quoting teddy roosevelt,

6. Forgetting he was the president who liked to talk a lot.

7. Wednesday, 4 a.M.,

8. Astronomers discover pluto has a fifth moon

9. But then state, "that's no moon, it's a space station."

10. Tuesday, 9 a.M,

11. Olympic champions agree, the key to winning is

12. Avoiding this!

13. - Mad!

14. - Mad!

15. - I saw the signal, commissioner.

16. What's the—whoa!

17. And I thought I wore some serious black.

18. - Huh? Oh. Sorry. Wrong movie.

19. Let's see... No. Ah! Here we go.

20. We think the riddler's going to hit the museum of television tonight.

21. - Did he leave a riddle?

22. - No, it was his facenook update.

23. - We better get over there.

24. - Are you familiar with the exhibits?

25. - Uh, sure. That's, uh... Yellow bird,

26. Mr. Stripe, zack and cody,

27. And the hitchhiker.

28. - You don't watch much tv, do you?

29. - You try getting reception in a cave.

30. - Good luck to you.

31. What the...

32. Holy henson!

33. - aah!

34. - All righty! - Aah!

35. Alfred! Everything in this museum comes to live!

36. Alfred?

37. - I believe this is for you.

38. - Hello, batman. Riddler here.

39. - Plus carly - and sam from "icarly!"

40. - Well, riddle me this—

41. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

42. Fsh! Get it? 'cause it has no is?

43. And fish is spelled with an "I," so it—

44. Freddy, so help me,

45. If you don't keep the camera on me,

46. I will shove it up your nose.

47. - I'm going to need everyone's help

48. In finding the riddler. - Ayy.

49. - Now, as long as we monitor these screens, we'll—

50. What the...

51. - My show's on now!

52. - Me no quiero.

53. Hey. Don't do that again.

54. Don't do— don't—

55. - Hey, everyone. The riddler's in the south hall.

56. - Did my sonar work?

57. - No. I follow him on jitter.

58. - To the bat-stairs!

59. And by that, I mean the regular stairs.

60. - Welcome, everyone. Welcome.

61. In 11 minutes, I'm going to blow up this museum.

62. But there's no reason for all of you to die,

63. So I've left you each a tv remote

64. That can kill off the character next to you.

65. - Press the button, and I'll let the rest of you live.

66. So the riddle is, which one of you wants it more?

67. - Not so fast, riddler. - Clark kent?

68. - Your plan is as ridiculous and convoluted

69. As the finale of "smallville," and we won't stand for it.

70. - Yeah. Well, you know, I've actually got things under control here, thanks.

71. - Yeah, but now that my show's over,

72. I've got nothing to do, so... Get 'em, gang!

73. - Television viewers can rest assured

74. That as long as they're willing to—

75. - Shove it, clark. The money's in movies, anyway.

76. - "and so, johnny appleseed crossed the u.S.

77. "planting apple trees wherever he went.

78. The end."

79. Wait. The pages are stuck together. There's more.

80. "johnny knew that one day,

81. The apple trees would rise up and enslave the humans"?

82. - Mad!

83. - I told you kids not to sit so close to the tv.

84. And what did I say about watching "mad"?

85. - Aw, mom!

86. - Good thing I can block it with the parental controls.

87. - I wish we could watch whatever we wanted.

88. - Rules got you down?

89. - Wanda and cosmo?

90. - What are you doing here?

91. - Plugging our new product,

92. The fairly odd parental controller!

93. - Just swap it out for the real device,

94. And you can watch whatever you want

95. While your parents think you're watching something else!

96. - You mean like nature shows?

97. - Huh! That probably would have been a smarter idea.

98. Here's what we did.

99. - Billy, don't sit so close to that...

100. Raccoon? Never mind.

101. - See? While you're watching your favorite shows,

102. Our state-of-the-art magic projects a different image toward your parents.

103. - Sally, didn't I say I don't want you watching that..

104. Viking?

105. Oh, forget it.

106. - Plus, with our magical usb port,

107. You can even upload your own images.

108. - What did I tell you about laughing at your sister?

109. Go to your room!

110. - Wait, what? But—

111. - The fairly odd parental controls!

112. If we were any good at magic,

113. We wouldn't need a side business!

114. - Don't even think about it, buddy.

115. We're electric eels.

116. - Actually, I think

117. I forgot to pay the electric bill this month.

118. - You what? How could you?

119. - Hopefully, I paid the life insurance bill.

120. - This summer...

121. - Guy pearce...

122. - Gets punched in the face.

123. It's "guy pearce gets punched in the face,"

124. Starring guy pearce's face, costarring a fist.

125. The "washington post" says...

126. - "I never thought I wanted to watch guy pearce

127. "get punched in the face for an hour and a half,

128. But apparently, I did!"

129. The "l.A. Examiner" says,

130. "I like guy pearce, but now,

131. "even I want to punch him in the face."

132. The "chicago herald" says,

133. "I laughed, I cried, guy pearce got punched in the face."

134. - and the "new york times" says,

135. "oh, oh, do nicholas cage next!"

136. "guy pearce gets punched in the face,"

137. Coming soon.

138. - "ooh! Ooh! And then, punch jeremy renner!"

139. - T-shirts! Get your t-shirts!

140. - I'll take one!

141. - Me, too!

142. - I'll take one.

143. Whoa! Whoa, whoa. I'm right here.

144. No need for a cannon.

145. - Good point.

146. - You... Have one... In a small?

147. - And now, more of alfred e. Neuman's

148. Presidential campaign promises.

149. Promises to replace the two-party system

150. With the birthday party system.

151. Will reinstate "don't fart, don't smell."

152. - Ugh! Was that you?

153. - You smelt it, you dealt it!

154. - Refuses to see any students left behind...

155. Or their right behind.

156. In fact, no one should be showing any of their behinds.

157. - Will rename "air force one"

158. "air force fun."

159. And promises more sunsets and fewer sunrises.

160. Uh-oh.

161. - Every last drop.

162. Brenda, is the needle on full?

163. - brenda?

164. - One dreary day,

165. Two video game lemmings were told to dig

166. When they should have climbed.

167. - Well, the man says dig.

168. - Because of this misplaced click,

169. The two lemmings dug through the ground

170. And fell off the screen.

171. - Curse you, video game player!

172. - But this is not their story, which is too bad,

173. Because if it was, it would be over.

174. This is the story of the 3 children they left behind—

175. Violet, klaus, and sunny.

176. And terrible things were going to happen to them.

177. - Be warned—

178. This "mad" parody will be very sad.

179. You may want to close your eyes till the credits play,

180. Because nothing sad ever happens in credits.

181. Actually, they get squished and pushed to the side,

182. Which is sad for the crew, but everyone else should be fine.

183. We begin as our 3 orphans meet their new guardian.

184. - Hello, hello, hello.

185. It's-a me, wario,

186. Your beloved distant uncle and the evil version of mario.

187. Now, I'm-a lock you up in a tower

188. And a-steal your family fortune.

189. - That's not very subtle.

190. - Ha! You should-a seen the jim carrey version!

191. - great. We're trapped forever!

192. - If only one of us had a special skill

193. That was perfect for escaping.

194. - The orphans sat for a moment.

195. Then, violet remembered that her lemming skill was

196. Having an umbrella,

197. And that was perfect for escaping.

198. - Well, that wasn't so bad.

199. - Mmm, not so fast.

200. Having escaped their evil guardian,

201. The orphans were given a new, non-evil protector.

202. - It's-a me, regular mario!

203. Don't you worry, kids. That evil wario will never hurt you again.

204. On a totally unrelated matter,

205. Meet my new assistant, cario.

206. - Hello again, children I never met.

207. - That's wario! - Nonsense!

208. Wario is an evil man with a ziggy-zaggy mustache.

209. Cario is a good man with a puffy mustache

210. Who is feeding me to a piranha plant.

211. Hold on. This might not be what it looks like.

212. - Umbrellas won't save us now.

213. Quick, klaus, do the one thing you do.

214. - But the story isn't over yet.

215. - Aw, come on. We won!

216. - Nope! More bad stuff.

217. The orphans were given to yet another doomed guardian.

218. - Greetings, children. Welcome to "tetris."

219. Please say hello to our new janitor, jario.

220. Oh, no!

221. - Quick, stairs!

222. - Now, umbrella!

223. - But the children's worries were not over yet.

224. - Oh, yes, they were.

225. - What are you doing?

226. - Introducing you to sunny's skill.

227. - Which is... Oh.

228. Exploding.

229. - And they lived happily ever after.

230. Write it. - Fine.

231. I still say a sad ending would have been better.

232. Ooh, wait! Here come those squishy credits.

233. Looks like it will be sad for the crew after all.

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