1. We interrupt this program
with some breaking news.Copy !req
2. Astrologers discover
a missing horoscope!Copy !req
3. The sign... Opukus.Copy !req
4. I think it's pretty
clear why it went missing.Copy !req
5. We now return you to your
regularly scheduled program.Copy !req
6. Today my boy becomes a
Viking by killing a dragon!Copy !req
7. No, wait!Copy !req
8. We don't have to kill them.Copy !req
9. What are you talking about?Copy !req
10. I know because I
actually trained one...Copy !req
11. To dance!Copy !req
12. Welcome to "So You Think You
Can Train Your Dragon How toCopy !req
13. Dance" with this week's
new contestantsCopy !req
14. Hiccup Haddock and Toothless.Copy !req
15. Let's see how
they're settling in.Copy !req
16. It was a little
daunting at first.Copy !req
17. Because he's a dragon?Copy !req
18. Because he has no rhythm.Copy !req
19. No, no, no. You put
your left foot in,Copy !req
20. you put your left foot out.Copy !req
21. It says nothing about a tail.Copy !req
22. Plus the competition
is fierce this year.Copy !req
23. You've got Jake Smelly and
his breakdancing bansheeCopy !req
24. from "Avatar."Copy !req
25. It's all about being
connected to your partner.Copy !req
26. Ohh! I don't feel so g...Copy !req
27. Oh, no! I can't
watch people vomit!Copy !req
28. Aah!Copy !req
29. And then of course there's
Donkey and Dragon,Copy !req
30. who have the most flair.Copy !req
31. I'm a fine-looking dragon.Copy !req
32. You better be dragging
your but to the gym.Copy !req
33. I don't think I can...
hold you much longer.Copy !req
34. But I think we've got
a really good chance.Copy !req
35. Well, we've got a chance.Copy !req
36. All right. Before we
begin, let's meet tonight'sCopy !req
37. celebrity judges.Copy !req
38. Hagar the Horrible!Copy !req
39. Look me up. I'm an old
reference, but I'm there.Copy !req
40. Mary Angus Murphy!Copy !req
41. Let's see some hot tamales!Copy !req
42. Justin of Timber-Lake!Copy !req
43. Hey.Copy !req
44. And Thor!Copy !req
45. Uh, can I have your
autograph for my sister?Copy !req
46. Sure. What's her name.Copy !req
47. Uh... Thor.Copy !req
48. Now let's bring out
our first contestant.Copy !req
49. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Sound the alarm!Copy !req
50. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
51. Uh, I don't like
your dance moves.Copy !req
52. He's not a contestant.
He's a neighbor!Copy !req
53. What's wrong?Copy !req
54. There's a giant monster dragon.Copy !req
55. He's headed this way, but
luckily I heard you guysCopy !req
56. trained your dragons.Copy !req
57. Yeah, but we
trained them how to...Copy !req
58. dance!Copy !req
59. That went over
better the first time.Copy !req
60. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
61. No. Mine was a good scream.Copy !req
62. I was trying to be supportive.Copy !req
63. Maybe we could defeat
them if we joined forces.Copy !req
64. Let's do it.Copy !req
65. Why am I so angry?Copy !req
66. Well, if you must know, I
was a contestant last seasonCopy !req
67. and only came in third.Copy !req
68. - Aah!
- I mean, really.Copy !req
69. Clearly there was a
problem with my 800-number.Copy !req
70. Uh, excuse me, Mr. Dragon.Copy !req
71. Can I get your
autograph for my niece?Copy !req
72. Of course.Copy !req
73. Here name's Thor.Copy !req
74. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
75. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
76. This-a guy, he's
just not-a getting it.Copy !req
77. Shy Peter Parker was bitten
by a spider, turning him intoCopy !req
78. the amazing Spider-Man!Copy !req
79. Now you have the chance to
be just as lucky withCopy !req
80. the itsy bitsy super spider.Copy !req
81. Just one bite from
our tiny spider...Copy !req
82. Ow!Copy !req
83. And the results could
be just as amazing!Copy !req
84. Actually, I feel
kind of feverish. Ohh!Copy !req
85. Sure Spidey's transformation
may have been one of a kind,Copy !req
86. but who knows until you try?Copy !req
87. My hives are the
color of Spider-Man!Copy !req
88. Have 8 arms like a spider,Copy !req
89. but now none of my clothes fit.Copy !req
90. You could acquire any one
of his amazing powers.Copy !req
91. It's less of a power,
more of a goiter really.Copy !req
92. My throat is closing up.Copy !req
93. Hard time... breathing.Copy !req
94. The itsy bitsy super spider...
Because with great powerCopy !req
95. comes great itching,
swelling, vomiting, diarrhea,Copy !req
96. and responsibility.Copy !req
97. Mad!Copy !req
98. Heh heh.Copy !req
99. Uhh.Copy !req
100. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
101. Now it's time for
ask the celebrity.Copy !req
102. Dear Selena Gomez, do you
have magical powers like youCopy !req
103. do "Wizards of Waverly Place"?Copy !req
104. I have the power to make
people do what I command.Copy !req
105. You, drop that water!Copy !req
106. Do it, or you're fired!Copy !req
107. Now get on your hands
and knees and lick it up!Copy !req
108. Magic!Copy !req
109. Keep licking!Copy !req
110. Dear Taylor Swift, where doCopy !req
111. you keep all of your awards?Copy !req
112. I keep them down here in my
basement right next to all theCopy !req
113. people who didn't vote for me.Copy !req
114. "I'm sorry I didn't
vote for you, Taylor."Copy !req
115. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
116. Dear Jay-Z, what's
been the greatest momentCopy !req
117. of your life so far?Copy !req
118. Well, there was this one concert...
Uh, I mean it was theCopy !req
119. day I married my beautiful
and talented wife Beyonce.Copy !req
120. It was the concert.Copy !req
121. I can hear you!Copy !req
122. It really was that concert.Copy !req
123. It's-a no use-a!Copy !req
124. I just-a can't get it!Copy !req
125. I just-a can't get it!Copy !req
126. Ohh! By George, I got it!Copy !req
127. - Mad!
- Mad!Copy !req
128. This week on "The Man Who
Forgot His Hand Is a Bomb"...Copy !req
129. Hey, man! I totally
aced that test.Copy !req
130. High-five!Copy !req
131. No. Wait!Copy !req
132. All right.
Right hand, green.Copy !req
133. I got it!Copy !req
134. I got it.Copy !req
135. Careful. That coffee's hot.Copy !req
136. I know, I almost burnt my lip...Copy !req
137. Sir, you have yourself a deal.Copy !req
138. Let's shake on it.Copy !req
139. No. Wait!Copy !req
140. I have a cold.Copy !req
141. We should fist bump.Copy !req
142. No. Wait!Copy !req
143. "The Man Who Forgot His Hand Is a Bomb,"
now entering its fourth season.Copy !req
144. "Mad" presents "This Day in History."Copy !req
145. On this day in 1837, president
William Henry Harrison attendsCopy !req
146. a picnic social when his wife of 40 years
delivers the very first wet Willy.Copy !req
147. They divorced soon after.Copy !req
148. That was "this
day in history."Copy !req
149. Wait for it, wait for it.Copy !req
150. Whee!Copy !req
151. Look at him go!Copy !req
152. Hmm.Copy !req
153. They say a picture is worth
a thousand words, but can youCopy !req
154. guess the words we're
making with these pictures?Copy !req
155. The answer is sports car.Copy !req
156. Try another.Copy !req
157. Give up?Copy !req
158. We were looking for hand ball,Copy !req
159. and finally...Copy !req
160. You guessed it!Copy !req
161. The cotton gin!Copy !req
162. Come to think of it, we're notCopy !req
163. sure how this game works either.Copy !req
164. Did you know that at
least one weekend a monthCopy !req
165. automobiles are being abused
in demolition derbies.Copy !req
166. Hi. I am Optimus Prime.Copy !req
167. Millions of cars are destroyed
every year by people who,Copy !req
168. well, like to destroy cars.Copy !req
169. Will you be an auto angel
so that the senseless actCopy !req
170. of destroying cars in
an awesome way in frontCopy !req
171. of thousands of cheering
fans can come to an end?Copy !req
172. Please donate to P.E.D.A.L.,
People for the Ethical DefenseCopy !req
173. of Autobot Lives.Copy !req
174. For less than the cost of a
can of oil, can adopt a truckCopy !req
175. because an automobile is
a terrible thing to waste,Copy !req
176. and don't even get me
started on Truckzilla!Copy !req
177. Mad!Copy !req
178. And a banana for the gentleman.Copy !req
179. Um, I ordered the sorbet.Copy !req
180. Oh. Uh, I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
181. I don't know how that...Copy !req
182. Oh, you don't know
how that happened?Copy !req
183. Walter, please.Copy !req
184. Sir, I can assure you
it was a mistake.Copy !req
185. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was
a mistake. Right.Copy !req
186. You know what?
We'll take the check.Copy !req
187. But, sir, I could...Copy !req
188. The check!Copy !req
189. Sir!Copy !req
190. Hoo, hoo, hoo,
hoo, aah, aah, aah!Copy !req
191. Here we go!Copy !req
192. Aah, aah, aah!Copy !req
193. Yo Gaga Gaga!Copy !req
194. Taylor!Copy !req
195. d She was home-schooled dCopy !req
196. T-Pain!Copy !req
197. d He loves his auto-tune dCopy !req
198. d yes, I do-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo dCopy !req
199. Miley!Copy !req
200. d Her dad's a has-been dCopy !req
201. Triple H!Copy !req
202. d He'll beat your face in dCopy !req
203. Yo Gaga Gaga! Yo Gaga Gaga!Copy !req
204. Yo Gaga Gaga!Copy !req
205. Lady Gaga here.Copy !req
206. Ready for the best day ever?Copy !req
207. Let's see what our
friends are up to.Copy !req
208. Good morning, everybody!Copy !req
209. Good morning, Gaga!Copy !req
210. Time to rise and shine
and show the world yourCopy !req
211. po-po-po-poker faces!Copy !req
212. And how do we start every day?Copy !req
213. By drinking 8 raw eggs and
doing 4,000 squat thrusts?Copy !req
214. No, silly! We get dressed!Copy !req
215. But what do we wear?Copy !req
216. And don't say what I
wore yesterdayCopy !req
217. because I don't do that.Copy !req
218. You can wear anything!Copy !req
219. Anything?Copy !req
220. A clock, a pillow, or a cat?Copy !req
221. You can wear it!Copy !req
222. A bottle, some
feathers, and a map?Copy !req
223. Any... Thing... You want!Copy !req
224. How about rope?Copy !req
225. Can you wear that?Copy !req
226. Rope? Sure!Copy !req
227. Huh?Copy !req
228. Ohh, ohh, aah!Copy !req
229. Hey. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
230. We ain't leaving the house
looking like this, fool.Copy !req
231. Let's go!Copy !req
232. Yo Gaga Gaga!Copy !req
233. Aah!Copy !req
234. Man, I love crazy monster movies.Copy !req
235. Heh. Yeah. Crazy.Copy !req