MAD 1x8

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Megan is a fox, literally, and she's going to show the world what a fantastic actress she can be. Then, MAD takes to the woods and shows you how to survive in the wild.

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1. - MAD!

2. - MAD!

3. WHAT A LOOKER.

4. BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A FOX

5. IF THE WORLD CAN'T SEE HOW FOXY I AM?

6. I MEAN, WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE?

7. SO WHAT IF KRISTEN STEWART HAS GORGEOUS HAIR,

8. SCARLETT JOHANSSEN HAS BEAUTIFUL...

9. EYES,

10. OR ANGELINA JOLIE HAS LUSCIOUS LIPS?

11. ACTUALLY, THAT IS A BIG LIST.

12. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BIGGER?

13. MY DESIRE TO BE AS FANTASTIC AS THEM,

14. SO LOOK OUT, HOLLYWOOD.

15. TONIGHT, MEGAN STEALS HER WAY TO STARDOM.

16. - UHH. LOOKING TOO HAPPY AGAIN.

17. BETTER WORK ON THAT FROWN SOME MORE.

18. WHAT? A FOX!

19. - AH, THANKS. I THINK SO, TOO.

20. - AAH!

21. - NOW I REALLY HAVE A REASON TO FROWN.

22. NOPE. STILL NOT ENOUGH.

23. - I MUST BE SEEING THINGS.

24. - NOT FOR LONG.

25. - WHAT THE CUSS? YOU'RE CRAZY!

26. - YEAH, CRAZY LIKE A...

27. ACTRESS.

28. - GOOD NIGHT, MY BABIES.

29. - PUCKER UP!

30. - FINALLY I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THE REAL ME,

31. THE FANTASTIC MEGAN FOX.

32. "BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE"?

33. YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT THIS.

34. - DID WE GET HER?

35. THANKS.

36. - GIVE US BACK OUR LOOKS,

37. OR WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE CHARACTER ROLES.

38. - YEAH. - MMM.

39. - STOP HER!

40. NOT HER! HER!

41. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE STOLE THEIR LOOKS?

42. WHAT DO I CARE? I CAN'T TELL THESE GIRLS APART ANYWAY.

43. JUST SEND OVER THE CURRENT HOTTIE.

44. WOW. THAT WAS FAST. ARE YOU FROM FOX?

45. - I SURE AM. - THEN LET'S ROLL.

46. WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR, BABY.

47. WHAT A BEAUTY.

48. JUST, UH, STAY ON THE CLOSE-UP, WILL YOU?

49. 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT THE WEIRDEST THUMBS.

50. - I'M THE BACKPACK...

51. - I DON'T FEEL SO WELL.

52. - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

53. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "WHO WORE IT BETTER"?

54. ASHLEY TISDALE WORE THIS WHITE CHIFFON SUNDRESS AT THE KCAs,

55. BUT DID MILEY CYRUS WEAR IT BETTER AT THE VMAs?

56. HOW ABOUT DEMI LOVATO AT THE PTA?

57. SELENA GOMEZ WORE IT AT A KFZ,

58. AS DID GEORGE CLOONEY, MIRANDA COSGROVE,

59. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, KINGS OF LEON,

60. MARMADUKE, THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS,

61. ASHLEY TISDALE—

62. - YOU SAID HER ALREADY.

63. - VICTORIA JUSTICE, BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD,

64. THIS STYROFOAM CUP, LeBRON JAMES,

65. A DRAGON, DREW BARRYMORE,

66. ICE, OR RIHANNA? AND THE ANSWER IS—

67. WAIT. WHAT WERE THE CHOICES AGAIN?

68. OH, YEAH. ASHLEY TISDALE, MILEY CYRUS, DEMI LOVATO...

69. - THIS HAS BEEN "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

70. - YOUR SLIPPER!

71. - WONDERING WHO WOULD MAKE A SLIPPER OUT OF GLASS?

72. THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE SHOE GARDEN,

73. BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO MAKE SHOES

74. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE HORRIBLY ILL-CONCEIVED.

75. WANT A COMFY SLIPPER?

76. SOME WOULD SAY SATIN.

77. WE MAKE 'EM OUT OF RUBIES.

78. - OW! THEY'RE SO SHARP.

79. - FEET TOO BIG FOR NORMAL SHOES?

80. WE'LL MAKE YOU A PAIR OUT OF LETTUCE.

81. THERE'S NO MATERIAL

82. WE WON'T TURN INTO A SHOE.

83. WE MADE THIS ONE OUT OF STUCCO.

84. SO COME ON DOWN

85. TO THE SHOE GARDEN,

86. BECAUSE STUPID SHOES DON'T

87. GROW ON STUPID TREES UNLESS

88. YOU'RE AT THE SHOE GARDEN.

89. - MAD!

90. - AND THAT'S THE CONSTELLATION ORION.

91. SEE HIS SWORD?

92. AND THOSE STARS ARE HIS BELT.

93. - THAT'S HIS BELT?

94. - YEAH. HE'S GOT A WAISTLINE OF 36. HEH HEH.

95. LIGHT-YEARS.

96. - WHAT A FATTY.

97. - AAH! - AAH!

98. - SUPERHEROES, THEY'RE JUST LIKE US.

99. THEY HAVE TO WAIT IN BORING LINES.

100. - SEE YOU IN ABOUT AN HOUR, FLASH.

101. - THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH METAL DETECTORS.

102. - EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, PLEASE.

103. - I DON'T HAVE POCKETS.

104. - THEY HAVE TO WALK THEIR DOGS.

105. - YOU'VE SMELLED THE SAME THING 50 TIMES.

106. DON'T YOU HAVE SUPER SMELL?

107. - THEY GET SUNBURNS.

108. - UH-OH.

109. - THEY GET THEIR EYES CHECKED.

110. - REMOVE YOUR GLASSES AND READ THE BOTTOM LINE, PLEASE.

111. - "F." NO, "E!"

112. - AND THEY HAVE TO OBEY THE RULES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

113. - SHAZAM!

114. HEH HEH HEH HEH. RULES.

115. - DEAR DIARY,

116. A NEW BOY CAME TO TOWN TODAY,

117. AND HE'S EXACTLY MY TYPE—

118. TALL,

119. DARK, AND OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

120. - PLAY BALL!

121. - KISS ME. - I CAN'T.

122. - WHY, BECAUSE YOU PLAY BY THE RULES?

123. - NO, BECAUSE MY MASK GETS IN THE WAY.

124. STEE-RIKE!

125. - YOU'VE COME TO DO US HARM.

126. - YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE.

127. - I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S OFF BASE.

128. - IS THAT NECESSARY?

129. - THIS FALL...

130. - JUST MAKE ME SAFE.

131. - I'LL DO MY BEST.

132. - WHEN FEAR STRIKES, LOVE TURNS FOUL.

133. EWW. NO. W-W-WAIT.

134. UH, WHEN YOU SEE A BAT,

135. MAKE A RUN FOR HOME.

136. EWW. NO, NO, FORGET THAT.

137. UH, WHEN YOU—WHEN YOU— WHEN YOU GIVE THE SIGN,

138. IT'S TIME TO PLAY.

139. WOW. THESE ARE AWFUL.

140. NO, NO, NO. H-HANG ON, NOW.

141. "THE UMPIRE DIARIES."

142. YOU'RE ONLY IN WHEN YOU'RE OUT.

143. YES? RIGHT? NO?

144. LOOK, WE'LL GET THIS IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT.

145. I—I DON'T CARE.

146. - THEN I SAID, "IF YOU'RE THE FARMER,

147. THEN WHO'S THIS GUY?

148. - OH. HOPE THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR NOSE.

149. HEH HEH. I'M HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS. TRY THE VEAL.

150. NOT REALLY. I-IT'S BABY US.

151. - MAD!

152. - EXCUSE ME, BUDDY. I THINK YOUR FLY IS DOWN.

153. - YEAH, I KNOW.

154. I TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T GO TO EUROPE FOR THE SUMMER.

155. - WHY?

156. - OK, DEEP BREATH IN...

157. - AND OUT.

158. - UH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

159. - MAD. - MAD. - MAD.

160. - KANYE WEST'S MONTHLY TO DO LIST.

161. BUY SUN GLASSES THAT MAKE ME LOOK COOL

162. AND WATCH "CATS AND DOGS 2" IN 3D.

163. PUT THE "YE" PART OF MY NAME FIRST

164. SO IT SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE ARE CHEERIN' ME.

165. WRITE A RAP THAT RHYMES ORANGE WITH SOMETHIN'

166. THAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE.

167. REPLACE MY GPS VOICE WITH MY OWN

168. SO I COULD ALWAYS HEAR MYSELF TALK.

169. - YO, KANYE, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD, DAWG.

170. - HUMAN, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

171. - OH, YEAH, SURE. HELLO. IS THIS THE PRESIDENT?

172. YEAH, THIS IS SOME REGULAR GUY YOU NEVER HEARD OF,

173. YEAH, I HAVE YOUR PERSONAL NUMBER, BECAUSE, WELL, EVERYONE ON EARTH DOES.

174. ANYWAY, LOOK. A CRAZY SPACE ALIEN WANTS TO TALK TO YOU,

175. AND LUCKY FOR HIM, HE FOUND THE ONE GUY WHO CAN DO IT.

176. - I THINK YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME.

177. - YOU THINK? GEE, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM, THE GENIUS PLANET?

178. I REGRET NOTHING.

179. - DO YOU HATE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE STORE FOR YOUR MAGIC TRICKS?

180. NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

181. WITH NETTRICKS, WE'LL BRING THE MAGIC TO YOU.

182. JUST SELECT THE TRICK YOU WANT,

183. AND WITHIN 3 TO 5 BUSINESS DAYS,

184. HOCUS POSTAGE, IT'S THERE!

185. - NO HIDDEN FEES, NO LATE CHARGES,

186. NOTHING UP OUR SLEEVES.

187. JUST A WAVE OF THE WAND, A SLEIGHT OF HAND,

188. AND ZIM-ZALLAH-ZIP CODE,

189. YOU'VE GOT YOUR TRICK.

190. - NETTRICKS. YOU'LL BE DOING MAGIC

191. FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY, "ABRACAMAILBOX."

192. ALL ANIMALS ARE ALIVE WHEN LEAVING THE FACTORY.

193. SAFETY OF ANIMALS IS NOT GUARANTEED.

194. RABBITS MAY HAVE RUNNY STOOL.

195. IF PIGEONS PECK AT YOUR FACE

196. FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS, CLOSE YOUR MAILBOX.

197. INSTRUCTION MANUALS NOT INCLUDED.

198. ASK AN EXPERT MAGICIAN IF NETTRICKS IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

199. TA-DA!

200. - CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE TIGHTROPE ACADEMY.

201. - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LAW SCHOOL?

202. - I'M BEAR GRYLLS,

203. AND RIGHT NOW, I'M HEADED INTO THE WILD

204. TO SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE WITH NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR WITS

205. AND, OF COURSE, A 20-PERSON EMERGENCY CREW.

206. I THINK WE'RE HERE.

207. AAH!

208. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF STRANDED IN A FOREST,

209. DON'T PANIC. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO FIND FOOD IN A PINCH.

210. THE FOREST IS VIRTUALLY TEEMING WITH WILDLIFE.

211. ONE PLACE TO LOOK FOR FOOD IS DAMP AREAS,

212. LIKE THIS ROTTEN TREE STUMP. LOOK.

213. A SNAIL.

214. - ULP! THOUGH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EAT THE SHELL.

215. - I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY HUNGRY.

216. FORTUNATELY, I'VE STUMBLED ACROSS THIS PILE OF FRESH FISH.

217. WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

218. THESE WERE PROBABLY CAUGHT BY A WILD ANIMAL

219. THAT COULD STILL BE IN THE AREA.

220. OH, LOOK.

221. I REMEMBER YOU FROM MY CHILDHOOD.

222. AAH! OHH! NO, NO, NO!

223. OOH! AAH! OH, NO! AH HAH!

224. AH HAH HAH HAH!

225. FISH ARE OVERRATED, ANYWAY.

226. IF YOU WANT A REAL MEAL,

227. TRY BUILDING A TRAP LIKE THIS.

228. GOT HIM! UH-OH.

229. NO, NO, NO!

230. OH, NO!

231. AH HAH HAH HAH!

232. GETTING WEAKER. MUST EAT.

233. NOW, IF YOU'RE REALLY QUIET,

234. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SNEAK UP ON SOME...

235. HAMBURGERS.

236. - HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

237. - YEAH, THIS IS CAMP ROCK,

238. NOT CAMP STEAL OUR HAMBURGERS.

239. - WAIT A SECOND. ISN'T THAT THE GUY FROM "MAD VS. WILD"?

240. - YEAH. HE'S NOT ENROLLED HERE.

241. - WAIT. I—I CAN EXPLAIN.

242. NO, I CAN'T.

243. LOOK! THE VAN! COME ON!

244. GO! GO! GO! GO!

245. PHEW. THANK GOODNESS WE'RE SAFE.

246. OH, NO! AH HAH!

247. - MAD!

248. - MAD!

249. - MAD!

250. - THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME

251. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.

252. OHH. THESE ARE NOT GETTING ANY BETTER.

253. Y-YOU GOTTA PLAY THE FIELD TILL THE SEVENTH-INNING SMOOCH.

254. OHH. H-HOW LONG IS THIS SHOW?