MAD 1x26

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Colter Stevens from Source Code is sent mentally back in time many times to try and prevent the destruction of the Death Star, but couldn't get the job done right. Katy Putty sings her new number entitled "Flammable" as a reminder to all stop motion-animated and puppet characters that they are merely flammable and not so special.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS!

2. THE SUN, WITH ITS 27 MILLION DEGREE CORE,

3. IS SUDDENLY CLOSER TO THE EARTH THAN IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR!

4. PEOPLE EVERYWHERE REACT.

5. - AND OF COURSE, I MEAN THAT SUMMER IS HERE.

6. SOMETIMES, I OVERREACT.

7. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

8. - MAD!

9. - MAD!

10. - WHAT—WHERE AM I?

11. - ALL I REMEMBER IS AN EXPLOSION, AND THEN,--

12. - CAPTAIN, YOU ARE PART OF THE SOURCE CODE,

13. A MILITARY PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO TAKE OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY.

14. - OH, THANK GOODNESS. I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY REAL FACE.

15. - ACTUALLY, IT IS. WE HAVEN'T SENT YOU BACK YET.

16. - OH. WELL, HOW ABOUT PUTTING ME INTO THE BODY OF RYAN REYNOLDS?

17. I'VE ALWAYS LIKE HIS... CAREER.

18. - CAPTAIN, THERE'S NO TIME.

19. THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION, AND WE NEED YOU

20. TO KEEP GOING BACK UNTIL YOU CAN STOP IT.

21. - WHOA. WHAT A RUSH. - HEY, BUDDY.

22. YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR HELMET ON. THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO HURT.

23. - WHAT'S GOING TO HURT?

24. - WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? - THAT THOSE HELMETS DON'T PROTECT DIDDLY SQUAT.

25. - THEN WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP SENDING YOU BACK.

26. I'M GIVING YOU 8 MINUTES.

27. DON'T LET ANYTHING GET IN THE WAY OF YOU STOPPING THAT BOMB.

28. - WAIT—

29. - HEY, DOWN THERE. CAN YOU GIVE US A HAND WITH THIS?

30. - EH. I GOT 8 MINUTES.

31. - PRISONER TRANSFER.

32. - EH. I GOT 8 MINUTES.

33. - EH. I GOT 8 MINUTES.

34. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND ME BACK AS SOMEONE ELSE.

35. - WORTH A SHOT.

36. - A LIGHTSABER?

37. NOW, THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

38. - OH, NO, WAIT!

39. THIS IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME.

40. - HOW DO YOU THINK THE AUDIENCE FEELS?

41. - FORGET HER. I'M GETTING OFF THIS TICKING TIME BOMB.

42. HA! SUCKERS.

43. LET'S SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW—

44. ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

45. HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS?

46. - IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.

47. A PERSON'S BRAIN STAYS ALIVE LONG ENOUGH

48. FOR US TO SEND A SECOND PERSON BACK IN THE FIRST PERSON'S BODY

49. WHILE SPEAKING ABOUT IT IN THE THIRD PERSON.

50. SEND THE SECOND PERSON BACK—

51. - I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BLOW HIS MIND.

52. - OOH.

53. - HELP, HELP!

54. - I'LL SAVE YOU, SWEET KERNEL!

55. FLAME ON!

56. - YAY!

57. - AWW.

58. - MMM. POPCORN.

59. - TIME TO FIND OUT "WHAT'S IN A NAME?"

60. REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN NATALIE PORTMAN'S NAME,

61. AND YOU GET A TRAMPOLINE ANT.

62. - COME ON, NATALIE. GIVE US A TURN.

63. - NEVER!

64. - SWITCH UP LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, AND YOU GET...

65. A PERIODICAL DONOR.

66. - OH, NO. THIS MAN NEEDS HELP!

67. CAN ANYONE DONATE BLOOD?

68. - EHH, NOT TODAY.

69. - BUT— - "MAD."

70. - DON'T YOU WISH ALL SHOWS COULD BE LIKE "GLEE"?

71. WELL, NOW THEY CAN WITH THE NEW GLEE V.R.

72. - HI. I'M SUE SYLVE—

73. YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

74. BUT YOU'RE ALREADY AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU'VE YET TO BUY THE NEW GLEE V.R.,

75. THE ONLY DEVICE THAT NOT ONLY RECORDS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS,

76. BUT ALSO TURNS THEM INTO MUSICALS.

77. WATCH HOW IT WORKS. I SAID WATCH!

78. THIS IS AN EPISODE OF THE SHOW "SUPERNATURAL."

79. - DID YOU HEAR THAT? - BETTER STAY CLOSE.

80. - NOW, HERE IT IS WITH THE NEW GLEE V.R.

81. - AMAZING, RIGHT?

82. DON'T PATRONIZE ME. I ALREADY KNOW IT'S GREAT.

83. I DON'T NEED YOUR TWO CENTS TO KNOW THAT.

84. THE GLEE V.R. ALSO WORKS ON...

85. SPORTS EVENTS...

86. - KIDS' SHOWS...

87. - AND EVEN THE LOCAL NEWS.

88. - SO GET YOUR GLEE V.R. TODAY.

89. OR SO HELP ME, I WILL COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOU IN THE—

90. - THE GLEE V.R.,

91. WITH 4 CONVENIENT MUTE BUTTONS,

92. 'CAUSE LET'S FACE IT, EVEN THE SINGING GETS A BIT MUCH SOMETIMES.

93. - ARR. SHOW ME YOUR TIMBERS.

94. - MAD PRESENTS ANIMAL VERSUS APPLIANCE.

95. ELEPHANT VERSUS REFRIGERATOR.

96. - WINNER—ELEPHANT!

97. CAT VERSUS VACUUM CLEANER.

98. - WINNER—VACUUM CLEANER!

99. - DOG VERSUS BLENDER.

100. - TIE!

101. - TURKEY VERSUS OVEN.

102. - WINNER—TURKEY!

103. - NOW YOU KNOW WHO TO BACK IN

104. ANIMAL VERSUS APPLIANCE!

105. - HMM. DUCK... DUCK...

106. MMM. DUCK...

107. ZEUS!

108. I LOVE THIS GAME.

109. - MAD! MAD! MAD! MAD!

110. - "MAD" TAKES A LOOK AT WHAT THESE MOVIES WERE CALLED IN JAPAN.

111. "TANGLED" BECAME...

112. "OUCH! YOU'RE ON MY HAIR!"

113. "JULIE AND JULIA—"

114. "I'M YOUNG. YOU'RE OLD. LET'S EAT."

115. "TRUE GRIT" TRANSLATED TO...

116. "GIRL SEEKS MAN WITH EYEPA... TCH."

117. "DESPICABLE ME" WENT BY

118. "UNCLE FESTER GETS A JOB."

119. AND "UNSTOPPABLE" BECAME...

120. "I CAN'T STOP A TR— OH, WAIT, NO. I STOPPED IT."

121. - U2 IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL BAND AROUND,

122. TEAMING UP WITH BIG NAMES TO FIGHT HUNGER,

123. RAISE AWARENESS, AND TO KILL SPIDERS.

124. BUT THINGS JUST GOT BIGGER, 'CAUSE NOW,

125. THEY'RE TEAMING UP WITH THE POSTAL SERVICE TO HELP YOU.

126. IT'S THE U2PS WORLD TOUR!

127. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY'VE GOT YOUR MAIL,

128. AND THEY'RE DELIVERING IT THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW—

129. ONSTAGE AND IN CONCERT.

130. - IS THERE AN OLIVIA WILLIAMS HERE?

131. - OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S ME!

132. - THE U2PS WORLD TOUR!

133. YOU'VE WAITED IN LINE BEFORE, BUT NEVER LIKE THIS!

134. SO COME ON DOWN TO THE CIVIC CENTER ARENA AND PICK UP YOUR MAIL

135. FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU

136. "WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME,"

137. "SUNDAY, NO BLOODY MAIL ON SUNDAY,"

138. "WITH OR WITHOUT INSURANCE,"

139. AND "I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE HOUSE I'M LOOKING FOR."

140. THE U2PS WORLD TOUR— GET YOUR TICKETS NOW.

141. - BUT THEY'RE $200.

142. LOOK, YOU WANT YOUR MAIL OR NOT?

143. - "MAD!"

144. - THIS DAY IN HISTORY!

145. ON THIS DAY IN 1877,

146. THOMAS ALVA EDISON, MOMENTS AFTER INVENTING THE PHONOGRAPH,

147. INVENTS THE VERY FIRST RECORD SCRATCH.

148. - SURPRISINGLY, THE RECORD DOES BETTER

149. WITH THE SCRATCH THAN WITHOUT.

150. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ALREADY?

151. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAY— THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE ANT.

152. - I THOUGHT THE SAYING WAS THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES

153. THE WORM!

154. - AND THAT'S WHY I CHANGED IT.

155. - AAH!

156. - DON'T YOU HATE DEFEATING SUPERVILLAINS SO FAR FROM HOME?

157. - WE JUST DEFEATED GALACTUS!

158. NOW WE HAVE TO TRAVEL ALL THE WAY HOME?

159. - DO YOU KNOW WHAT TRAFFIC IS LIKE IN THIS PART OF SPACE?

160. - THAT'S WHY THERE'S THE SUPERHERO 6 MOTEL,

161. THE ONLY MOTEL CHAIN TAILORED TO YOUR SUPER NEEDS.

162. SO CHECK INTO ONE OF OUR DELUXE SUITES,

163. WHERE YOU CAN REALLY STRETCH OUT.

164. - HMM.

165. - STAY CONNECTED WITH OUR 24-HOUR BUSINESS CENTER.

166. - OUR DRY CLEANING DESK CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING FROM TUXEDOES TO MECH SUITS.

167. ENJOY OUR SALTWATER SWIMMING POOL.

168. AND ALL SUPERHERO 6s ARE PET-FRIENDLY,

169. WITH VIBRANIUM ALLOY-LINED KENNELS.

170. THE SUPERHERO 6 MOTEL,

171. LOCATED SECRETLY OFF EXIT 9 BEHIND SATURN AND AVENUE Q.

172. - SURELY IF IT WAS HERE, THERE'D BE A SIGN.

173. THIS IS A HIGHWAY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

174. - THANKS, SUPERHERO 6.

175. - IT'S YOUR VERY OWN FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE,

176. ONLY WITH A CHECK-OUT TIME.

177. AHH. MONA LISA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

178. - UGH. FIGURES I'D HAVE MY EYES CLOSED.

179. - MAD!

180. - MAD!

181. - GORILLA VERSUS DRYER!

182. - WINNER—

183. - DRYER!