MAD 1x25

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. IN PREPARATION FOR FATHER'S DAY,

3. DADS ACROSS AMERICA FIRE UP THEIR BARBECUES.

4. AND THAT'S THE REAL REASON

5. WE DON'T LET FATHERS DO ANYTHING ON FATHER'S DAY.

6. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

7. - MAD!

8. - MAD!

9. - WHAT IF YOU COULD ACCESS ALL OF YOUR BRAIN,

10. BE THE BEST YOU YOU COULD BE?

11. WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. I'M THAT GUY IN THE PARK.

12. NO, NO, NOT THAT GUY. THAT GUY.

13. - I'M SURE ALL FROGS LOOK ALIKE TO YOU, BUT TRUST ME,

14. I DON'T LOOK GOOD.

15. - UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN, INSTEAD OF SNACKING ON FLIES,

16. I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A BUTTERFLY.

17. NOT ONLY DID I BECOME SMARTER,

18. BUT I WAS TALLER, LEANER, AND I COULD TALK.

19. HEY-OH!

20. EVEN IF I DID SOUND DIFFERENT THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD.

21. I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO PLAY THE BANJO OVERNIGHT

22. AND EVEN WROTE A REALLY GREAT SONG ABOUT A RAINBOW.

23. TURNS OUT I WASN'T THE FIRST.

24. OHH! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS?

25. I NEEDED TO GET OUT, FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE WORLD I WAS LIVING IN.

26. AND GUESS WHAT— TURNS OUT IT'S AWESOME.

27. I WAS ALIVE. I WAS SPECIAL.

28. SURELY THERE WAS NO OTHER CREATURE OUT THERE THAT COULD DO THE THINGS THAT I—

29. UHH. SHE WAS A VISION. HER HAIR LIKE SILK.

30. AND IF I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN, PROBABLY HAD A VOICE TO MATCH.

31. - WHAT'S UP, FROG?

32. - AAH! - AAH!

33. - I'M MISS PIGGY.

34. - THIS VOICE THING STILL TAKES ME BY SURPRISE.

35. I'M KERMIT. HEY, YOU DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY EAT A...

36. - BUTTERFLY? - BUTTERFLY?

37. YEAH, I KNEW IT! ME, TOO!

38. THEN I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE IN A DAY.

39. - I TAUGHT MYSELF KARATE IN AN HOUR.

40. SEE? HYAH!

41. - AHHH. SO THE TIGER SAID, "IF HE'S GOT MY BLOOD,

42. DOES THAT MEAN MY FUR HAS HIS SHEEN?"

43. WAKA! WAKA!

44. OH, THANK GOODNESS. I'M DYING HERE.

45. - WHOEVER HE WAS, HE WAS RIGHT.

46. WHATEVER WAS MAKING US TALK PROBABLY WOULDN'T LAST FOREVER.

47. I HAD TO MAKE MY MARK WHILE I STILL HAD THE CHANCE.

48. - KERMIE, ARE YOU OK?

49. - MISS PIGGY, I NEED YOUR HELP.

50. - OH, MOI?

51. - I WANT TO AUDITION FOR "AMERICAN IDOL."

52. - NOT THE DIRECTION I THOUGHT THIS WAS HEADED.

53. - HOPE YOU DON'T MIND US USING YOUR APARTMENT, FOZZIE.

54. - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THAT IT'S A 5-FLOOR WAKA WALK-UP!

55. - ARE YOU SURE YOU ATE A BUTTERFLY?

56. - MAYBE IT WAS A MOTH.

57. OK, "AMERICAN IDOL" AUDITION, TAKE ONE!

58. THIS WAS IT. I WAS ON MY WAY.

59. ONE LOOK AT THIS TAPE, AND THEY WERE GONNA...

60. TURN ME DOWN?

61. - WHAT? HOW COME?

62. - SAYS HERE THEY DON'T ALLOW ANIMALS.

63. - HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

64. - ABOUT J-LO. AHHH?

65. - FORGET IT. WE DON'T NEED THEM.

66. WE ARE SUPER INTELLIGENT CREATURES.

67. AND WE'LL GATHER ALL THE OTHER SUPER INTELLIGENT CREATURES

68. AND MAKE A TALENT SHOW THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THEIRS.

69. IT'S "THE MUPPET SHOW"!

70. WITH OUR VERY SPECIAL GUEST STAR BRADLEY COOPER!

71. YAY!

72. - HMM. I GUESS THIS MAKES ME STEVEN TYLER.

73. - REALLY? IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

74. - A WATER BALLOON?

75. - WELL, THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER IN THE CATALOG...

76. OOF!

77. - DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?

78. - IF YOU'RE VERY QUIET, WE—

79. - THEN YOU NEED THE GORILLA POSITIONING SYSTEM—

80. THE ONLY GPS DESIGNED TO REVEAL A GORILLA'S HIDING PLACE.

81. - TURN LEFT, THEN MAKE A RIGHT AT THE TREE.

82. - 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TELLING WHERE THOSE SUCKERS ARE HIDING.

83. - OPEN DOOR.

84. - AND WITH THE GORILLA POSITIONING SYSTEM...

85. - LOOK OUT RIGHT WINDOW.

86. - YOU CAN AVOID ANY UNNECESSARY RUN-INS.

87. - 4 SEATS TO YOUR RIGHT.

88. - THE GORILLA POSITIONING SYSTEM.

89. YOU'RE GONNA GO APE FOR IT.

90. - LIFT PAPER.

91. - MAD! - MAD!

92. - AND NOW A MAD LOOK INSIDE ROBERT PATTINSON'S HAIR.

93. - AAH!

94. - FOR YEARS IT HAS HOVERED ABOVE LOS ANGELES...

95. WATCHING, WAITING.

96. IT IS... SEATTLE.

97. - IN 1962, A COUPLE TOOK THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

98. - IT LOOKS LIKE A FLYING SAUCER OF SOME SORT.

99. - IT'S CALLED THE SPACE NEEDLE.

100. - RIGHT, THE—WAIT, WHAT?

101. - AAH! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, SEATTLE!

102. - ITS INHABITANTS HAVE ALREADY REACHED OUR SHORES.

103. - CARLY SHAY, YOU'RE FROM SEATTLE!

104. AAH!

105. - I'M HERE FOR THE KCAs, AND MY NAME'S MIRANDA.

106. - BUT THIS SUMMER...

107. - IT—IT'S HORRIBLE. THE SKIES SEEM TO BE FILLED

108. WITH THE SOUNDS OF JIMI HENDRIX AND DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.

109. - LOS ANGELES FIGHTS BACK.

110. - AAH! UNH! UNH!

111. NO GOOD LOUSY PLAID-WEARING—

112. - "LOS ANGELES." YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

113. - S-E-W-I-O-U-S.

114. SEWIOUS.

115. - DAT'S COWWECT. HEH HEH HEH.

116. - OVER HERE!

117. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR GROSS, AND BEYOND GROSS.

118. DROOLING ON YOUR DESK IS GROSS.

119. PUTTING IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM IS BEYOND GROSS.

120. HAVING LOTS OF EARWAX IS GROSS.

121. HAVING ENOUGH TO MAKE AN EARWAX MUSEUM IS BEYOND GROSS.

122. FINDING A FLY IN YOUR SOUP IS GROSS.

123. DISCOVERING YOUR SOUP IS A COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL FOR FLIES

124. IS BEYOND GROSS.

125. THIS HAS BEEN GROSS, AND BEYOND GROSS.

126. - MAD!

127. - MAD LIFE MUSIC PROUDLY PRESENTS

128. THE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" SONG COLLECTION—

129. VOLUME 44, BOOK 12.

130. - WOW. I THOUGHT I KNEW "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" BEFORE,

131. BUT CLEARLY I HADN'T EVEN SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

132. JUST LISTEN TO THESE GREAT TITLES.

133. - YOU'LL GET "OH CRAP, I GOT LEFT BACK,"

134. "GOIN' TO TRADE SCHOOL,"

135. "I'M NOT REALLY THAT INTO MUSICALS ANYMORE,"

136. "WE ALL ORDERED GRAVY FRIES,"

137. AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

138. - THIS COLLECTION IS AWESOME.

139. - BY THE TIME I GOT TO VOLUME 44,

140. I REALIZED HOW MUCH I HAD IN COMMON WITH THOSE KIDS.

141. - BY THE TIME I GOT TO VOLUME 44,

142. I WAS 63 YEARS OLD.

143. - THE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" SONG COLLECTION.

144. WE NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D STILL BE LISTENING.

145. - AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, WE'LL SEE IT BLOW.

146. - OH, IT'S GONNA BLOW! IT'S GONNA BLOW! IT'S GONNA BLOW!

147. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - VIDEO CONFERENCE.

148. - SIT DOWN, JIM. I'VE GOT SOME NEWS.

149. EVER SINCE MICHAEL LEFT, WE HAVEN'T FOUND A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT,

150. SO I'M MERGING YOU GUYS WITH THE WESTCHESTER OFFICE.

151. THEIR TEAM LEADER SEEMS LIKE A GOOD FIT.

152. - I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WESTCHESTER BRANCH.

153. - THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW, BUB,

154. WHICH IS WHY WE'RE SLASHING JOBS.

155. - UH. AAH!

156. - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE GONNA CALL THIS MESS.

157. - EVERYBODY, MEET THE WESTCHESTER TEAM.

158. - THE X-MEN? YOU GUYS SELL PAPER, TOO?

159. - UH, IT'S CALLED XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED.

160. SELLING PAPER JUST HAPPENS TO BE ON OF OUR GIFTS.

161. - PLUS I'M 150 YEARS OLD. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JOBS I'VE HAD?

162. - NO, I DON'T.

163. - IN THE WORLD OF SALES, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THINGS.

164. YOU ALSO HAVE TO HUSTLE AND BE ABLE TO CONTROL THE WEATHER.

165. - UH, HOW DOES THAT HELP WITH...

166. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

167. - SO HERE'S THE DEAL.

168. WHICHEVER TEAM OUTPERFORMS THE OTHER GETS TO STAY.

169. - AT THIS POINT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO STAY,

170. BUT THAT CYCLOPS IS CUTE.

171. - LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

172. - PAPER JAM!

173. I NEED THIS TO GO TO SHIPPING.

174. - I NEED A STAPLE REMOVER.

175. I NEED THIS TO GO TO NEW YORK.

176. - ROGUE, TOUCH ONE OF THEM

177. SO YOU CAN ABSORB THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE OFFICE.

178. - SUDDENLY I'M DEPRESSED.

179. I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING.

180. - HONEY, COME WITH ME. I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.

181. - YOU'D LIKE 37 ORDERS? EXCELLENT.

182. - BETTER FREEZE HIM IN HIS TRACKS SO I CAN CATCH UP.

183. - FORGET IT, PAL. I'LL GIVE YOU A COLD STARE

184. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

185. - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FINISH ONE OF THESE.

186. - PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

187. GOTTA SPEND MORE TIME FOCUSING YOUR THOUGHTS.

188. - MY TEAM IS GETTING DESTROYED!

189. - ACTUALLY, IT'S A LOT CUTER IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THIS.

190. CAN YOU BELIEVE MY TEAM IS GETTING DESTROYED?

191. - AARGH. YOU EVEN GIVE TESTIMONIES BETTER THAN US.

192. - WHERE'S MY VISOR? WHERE'S MY VISOR?

193. - I'VE WRITTEN ENOUGH SCI-FI FAN FICTION

194. TO KNOW WHEN A COOL TRADE IS IN ORDER.

195. - OH, HERE IT IS.

196. - WELL, I GUESS I KNOW WHO MY NEW TEAM IS.

197. BUT LET'S FACE IT, THOSE MEMBERS ROTATE SO OFTEN,

198. WHO CAN KEEP TRACK?

199. NEVER FORGET, YOUR JOB IS TO SELL PAPER,

200. TAKE INVENTORY, AND OF COURSE, DEFEAT MAGNETO.

201. - WHAT? - WHAT?

202. - AAH! - IT'S MAGNETO!

203. - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

204. - MAD!

205. - KERMIE, DO YOU HAVE OPENING NIGHT BUTTERFLIES?

206. - A LITTLE.

207. - GIVE ME SOME!