MAD 1x23

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Edward and Jacob get some musical competition for Bella's heart. The Avengers get transported to a more adventurous time. Plus Spy vs. Spy, Alfred E. Neuman and more.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. NEW PHOTOS SHOW AN ENORMOUS PANDA BEATING A PIRATE.

3. - OH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS.

4. I KNEW THAT. GUESS WE SHOULD CANCEL NEXT WEEK'S STORY

5. ABOUT THOSE MUTANTS FOUND IN FIRST CLASS.

6. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

7. - MAD!

8. - MAD!

9. - BELLA'S IN DANGER.

10. - THE VULTORI?

11. - NO. I'M SMELLING A STRONGER SCENT.

12. - SORRY. I DON'T AGE, BUT MY CLOTHES SURE DO.

13. - WAIT, SOMETHING'S COMING THIS WAY.

14. - THE... NEW BORN VAMPIRES?

15. - I'M SENDING SOMETHING FAR MORE TERRIFYING.

16. - HEY! WE'RE FROM EAST HIGH.

17. THEY FOUND ASBESTOS IN OUR WALLS,

18. SO WE HAVE TO TRANSFER TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR A WHILE.

19. BUT THAT'S OK. I'M SURE WE'LL FIT IN.

20. - AND I THOUGHT I HATED YOU.

21. - I HEAR THEY'RE RECRUITING AN ARMY OF FRESHMEN

22. FOR THE SCHOOL MUSICAL.

23. - WHO HAS TIME FOR MUSICALS

24. WHEN THERE'S SO MUCH MOPING TO BE DONE?

25. I'M HAVING ANOTHER VISION!

26. NO, WAIT. IT'S JUST A BRAIN FREEZE.

27. - HI, I'M TROY. CAN I SIT DOWN?

28. - NO!

29. - I KNOW WHAT'LL TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN—

30. A SONG!

31. - UGH, SOMEONE PUT A STAKE IN MY HEART.

32. OH, THAT'S CUTE.

33. OH, NO, THEY'RE GETTING TO YOU, BELLA.

34. WE HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

35. IF SHE ASKS, UH,

36. SHE WAS HIT IN THE HEAD BY A FRISBEE.

37. - I CAN'T STAND IT!

38. - I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE.

39. - NO! I MEAN, THIS PAIN IN MY HEAD.

40. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A FRISBEE THAT HIT ME?

41. - UH, ACTUALLY, I THINK IT WAS A WEREWOLF.

42. - IT WAS NOT!

43. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FLOWER FIELD?

44. - FLOWER FIELD? WE CALL THIS LITTER BOX FIELD.

45. - EWW!

46. - COME AWAY WITH ME, BELLA.

47. YOU WON'T HAVE TO BECOME A VAMPIRE.

48. - STAY WITH ME, BELLA. YOU KNOW WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

49. - I'M SO CONFUSED!

50. - WHO COULD BLAME YOU? - TROY?

51. - IT'S NOT EVERYDAY YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A WEREWOLF...

52. AND A VAMPIRE.

53. SO YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK THINGS THROUGH.

54. YEOWW!

55. - WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL— BELLA'S BEEN BITTEN.

56. BY THE ACTING BUG.

57. - I'D SAY TROY'S TURNING OUR LOVE TRIANGLE

58. INTO A LOVE RHOMBUS.

59. - IT'S TIME FOR US TO PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE

60. AND KICK SOME HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BUTT.

61. GATHER YOUR PACK AND MEET ME AT THE FIGHTING FIELD.

62. - THE FIGHTING FIELD?

63. OH, YOU MEAN THE OUTHOUSE FIELD.

64. - UGH, IS THERE ANY PLACE YOU GUYS DON'T GO?

65. - WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET

66. YOU EVER CAME TO FORKS, WASHINGTON.

67. - FORKS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO LIMA, OHIO,

68. AND JOIN THE McKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUB.

69. - WELL, IF YOU'RE HERE, THEN WHO ENDED UP OVER THERE?

70. - NEWBORN VAMPIRES? AAAHH!

71. - MMM! THEY DO TASTE LIKE CHEERIOS.

72. - HI, I'M DEMI LOVATO, STAR OF SCREEN AND SCREEN.

73. ACTING MAY LOOK EASY, BUT IT'S REALLY TOUGH.

74. THAT'S WHY I WROTE "ACTING FOR DEMIS".

75. WHEN I WAS FILMING "CAMP ROCK" WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS,

76. I COULD NEVER TELL WHICH BROTHER I SHOULD BE TALKING TO.

77. NOW I JUST FLIP TO CHAPTER ONE— LEARN PEOPLE'S NAMES.

78. - HI, JOE JONAS. - ACTUALLY, I'M KEVIN.

79. - WHAT? BUT I WROTE DOWN THAT JOE HAD DARK HAIR.

80. I GUESS I SHOULD LEARN TO WRITE A BETTER BOOK.

81. WHICH IS WHY I WROTE "WRITING FOR DEMIS".

82. I FOUND CHAPTER TWO REALLY HELPFUL.

83. "DON'T USE MARKER ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN."

84. LOTS OF TIMES, PEOPLE SAY "I'M WRITING ON MY COMPUTER."

85. BUT WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IS, I'M TYPING ON IT.

86. YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY WRITE ON IT.

87. SO ORDER NOW, AND WE'LL SEND YOU THE COMPLETE

88. "FOR DUMMIES" BOOK SERIES.

89. WAIT, THAT'S NOT A PHONE.

90. WHICH IS WHY I WROTE "TELEPHONES FOR DEMIS".

91. MY FAVORITE? CHAPTER THREE, "BANANAS ARE NOT TELEPHONES".

92. SO IF YOU WANT THE BOOKS, JUST TAKE THEM. TAKE THEM!

93. I SEE YOU OUT THERE, WHY WON'T YOU TAKE THEM?

94. - MAD!

95. - AH, AH, AH, "DEAR JOHN"!

96. - OH, I GOT IT, "DEER HUNTER".

97. - OOH, OOH, OOH, DEAR ABBY!

98. IS IT DEAR ABBY?

99. - AHH! "G.I. JOE AND THE RISE OF COBRA"!

100. MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS! DEAR ABBY.

101. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.

102. - AND NOW IMAGUCATION LESSON IN HISTORY.

103. IT WAS THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE.

104. - REMEMBER, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SEA.

105. - WAIT! ONE OR TWO WHAT?

106. - PINEAPPLES? WE CAN'T GET THOSE IN ENGLAND!

107. COME ON, BOYS.

108. - WHAT THE—

109. - AND THAT'S HOW WE WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR.

110. - MAD!

111. - THIS FALL COMES A NEW SITCOM.

112. - NICE HAIRCUT. WHAT DOES YOUR DAD THINK?

113. - HAVE YOU MET MY DAD? YOU SHOULD HEAR THE THINGS HE SAYS.

114. - BASED ON THE TWITTER SENSATION...

115. - OH, HEY, DAD. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIRCUT?

116. - MEEP, MEEP.

117. - "MEEP! MY DAD SAYS".

118. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH...

119. - YOU KNOW WHERE DAD'S FAVORITE SWEATER WENT?

120. - THE BLUE ONE? YEAH, I GAVE IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY.

121. - MEEP, MEEP.

122. - YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE ROAD RUNNING.

123. - WE'VE FINALLY GOT THE PLACE TO OURSELVES.

124. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? - I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU—

125. - MEEP, MEEP!

126. - DAD! COULD YOU RUIN THIS EVENING ANY MORE?

127. - "MEEP! MY DAD SAYS".

128. - LET ME GUESS— WORM ON A HOOK?

129. - YOU, TOO? - YEP!

130. FUNNY THING— I DON'T EVEN LIKE WORMS!

131. - YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!

132. - YEAH, WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

133. - DO YOU HAVE ANY THREES?

134. - GO FISH.

135. - A BACHOGON CARD? HOW DID—

136. - I'M DRAGO AND I—

137. OH, UH, SORRY, WRONG GAME.

138. - HEY, KIDS. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR BORING, SLOW LIFE?

139. - I GUESS SO.

140. - DO YOU NEED THAT EXTRA BOOST TO REACH THOSE GOLDEN RINGS?

141. - MMM, NOT REALLY.

142. - THEN YOU NEED SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BRAND SNEAKERS!

143. - SONIC SNEAKERS GIVE YOU ALL THE POWERS

144. OF YOUR FAVORITE HYPERACTIVE HEDGEHOG.

145. - I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I LOVE IT.

146. THIS IS TOO HIGH!

147. - WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THESE UP?

148. - UM, HOW DO I STOP SPINNING?

149. - SONIC SNEAKERS— LIVE LIFE IN THE FAST LANE.

150. - THAT DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

151. - ALL THAT GUM IS GOING TO ROT YOUR TEETH.

152. OH! THEY DON'T LOOK ROTTEN AT ALL.

153. - THE AVENGERS HAVE PUT A STOP TO YOUR DASTARDLY DEEDS, RED SKULL.

154. - WHY RED SKULL ALWAYS CHOOSE EVIL?

155. - I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE A SKULL, IT'S RED.

156. MY OPTIONS ARE LIMITED.

157. - WELL, ONCE AGAIN THE COSMIC CUBE IS IN SAFE HANDS.

158. - CAREFUL! THAT THING'S DANGEROUS.

159. - WHY IS EVERYTHING DANGEROUS NOWADAYS?

160. I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO SIMPLER TIMES.

161. - WHAT THE? WE'RE IN THE SIXTIES!

162. - WELL, THAT'S JUST GROOVY. GIVE ME THAT THING, WILL YOU?

163. MAN, WHAT WAS OUR BUDGET BACK THEN, A DOLLAR?

164. - WHY SHOULD YOU GET TO CONTROL THE CUBE?

165. - BECAUSE I CAN BE SPECIFIC. I WANT TO RETURN TO OUR TIME.

166. SHORT AND SWEET.

167. - YOU HAD TO SAY SHORT AND SWEET.

168. - LET HULK TRY. HULK KNOW RIGHT TIME.

169. - NO, NO, NO!

170. - BY ODON'S BEARD, MY HAMMER IS NOW A LOLLIPOP!

171. - HULK'S SHAPE HAS CHANGED!

172. - AND MY DIALOGUE ISN'T NEARLY AS CLEVER AS IT USUALLY IS.

173. - WHAT TIME IS THIS?

174. - WHEE!

175. - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, HULK?

176. - NOT SURE. BUT HULK FEEL TRANSFORMATION COMING ON.

177. - GOOD. MAYBE BRUCE BANNER CAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS.

178. - HA! LOOK AT HULK! HULK CAN RUN REAL FAR!

179. HULK DASH!

180. - SHOULD I BRING HIM BACK?

181. - HOW? YOUR ARMS LOOK LIKE NOODLES.

182. - ME? CHECK OUT YOUR TEETH, WHAT ARE WE, IN ENGLAND?

183. - HMM. TOO CHEAP LOOKING. HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMELL WAFFLES?

184. - A WAFFLE MONSTER?

185. - HANG ON, I GOT THIS.

186. REPULSER BLAST! RAINBOWS?

187. AND GLITTER? MAYBE RUNNING IS A BETTER PLAN.

188. - I THINK WE LOST HIM.

189. - RUN! IT'S THE ICE KING!

190. - ICE KING? MAYBE HE CAN HELP US.

191. - DID YOU BRING ME THE BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS?

192. - THAT'S NOT YOUR NICKNAME, IS IT?

193. - VERY FUNNY. - UH, NO, ACTUALLY—

194. - THEN YOU ARE USELESS!

195. - MAN, CAN THIS GUY EVER NOT GET FROZEN IN ICE?

196. - WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO ARE YOU?

197. - I AM THE WATCHER! - WHAT DO YOU WATCH?

198. - EPISODES OF "MAD", MOSTLY.

199. FUNNY SHOW! BUT SOMETIMES I CATCH SOMETHING CALLED

200. "ADVENTURE TIME", WHICH IS WHERE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOW.

201. - THAT'S WHERE WE ARE?

202. HMM. WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?

203. - I SEE THE CREWS OF OTHER CARTOONS

204. SITTING IN A DELI COMPLAINING ABOUT "MAD"

205. LIKE A BUNCH OF SISSIES.

206. - HA! THEY'LL BE SORRY, BECAUSE "MAD" PROBABLY WINS AN EMMY IN THE FUTURE, RIGHT?

207. - YOU BETTER GET BACK TO YOUR FRIENDS.

208. - AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

209. - WHAT HAPPENED?

210. - IT APPEARS WE'RE IN A CARTOON. - CARTOON?

211. - HULK! WHERE HAS THOU BEEN?

212. - HULK SPENT TIME WITH BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS.

213. SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME NOW.

214. IT'S COMPLICATED.

215. - WOW. COULD MARVEL HAVE ANY MORE VERSIONS OF US?

216. - I AM JUST HAPPY WE ARE BACK.

217. - AND MAY WE NEVER SEE THOSE OVERLY QUIRKY

218. "ADVENTURE TIME" CHARACTERS AGAIN.

219. - OH, HULK ACTUALLY BRING NEW FRIENDS BACK WITH HIM.

220. - WHAT TIME IS IT?

221. - IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

222. - MAD!

223. - MAD!

224. - MAD!