MAD 1x22

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Mark Zuckerberg creates Facebook, but finds himself repeatedly sued (especially with Sean Parker involved). Survivor's immunity idol becomes a licensed product. Thor is banished to Jersey, where he parties like a god. Prince Zuko creates a job training program for Benders. Disappointed with Smallville's finale, Superman finds work in Julie Taymor's new musical.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS!

2. THIS WEEK'S CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS INCLUDE MIRANDA COSGROVE,

3. MEGAN FOX, TINA FEY, AND GEORGE LUCAS.

4. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIR-FO-FEY-LU.

5. AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO PUT

6. TOO MANY NAMES ON A CAKE.

7. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

8. - MAD!

9. - MAD!

10. - AND THAT IS WHY I WILL ONE DAY HAVE IT ALL—

11. GIRLS, MONEY, POWER,

12. THE ABILITY TO MODULATE MY OWN VOICE, YOU NAME IT.

13. IS THIS GOING OVER YOUR HEAD? YOU SEEM QUIET.

14. - UH, SHE LEFT A WHILE AGO.

15. - WHAT? WHERE'D SHE GO?

16. - WELL, SHE LEFT, GRADUATED, GOT MARRIED, HAD A KID,

17. HE GOT MIXED UP WITH THE WRONG CROWD, CLEANED UP HIS ACT, THOUGH,

18. PASSED THE BAR EXAM. NOW HE'S AN ASTRONAUT WITH A—

19. - I GET IT. I TALK A LOT.

20. WELL, I'LL SHOW HER. I'LL BECOME A BETTER PERSON

21. AND MAKE HER SORRY SHE DUMPED ME.

22. EH. MAYBE I'LL JUST SIT AT HOME

23. AND CRITICIZE HER ON THE INTERNET.

24. YOU SEE, EDUARDO? WE'LL BE RICH.

25. WE'LL MAKE A WEBSITE WITH PICTURES,

26. PERSONAL INFO, AND EMAIL.

27. AND I'LL CALL IT MYSPACE.

28. - MARK, THERE ALREADY IS A WEBSITE CALLED MYSPACE.

29. - REALLY? HOW ABOUT GOOGLE?

30. HOTMAIL? GEOCITIES?

31. - YEAH. AGAIN, THEY ALL EXIST.

32. - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THAT BOOK

33. AND HELP ME, EDUARDO? THAT'S IT.

34. - HELPME. EDUARDO?

35. - NO GOOD? 'CAUSE I ALSO HAVE THIS OTHER IDEA

36. THAT I STOLE FROM 2 GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE THOR.

37. - YOU KNOW, WE'D GO A LOT FASTER

38. IF WE USED OARS INSTEAD OF HAMMERS.

39. - WE DON'T NEED TO STEAL ANYTHING, MARK.

40. I WROTE A PERFECTLY ORIGINAL FORMULA ON OUR WINDOW, SEE?

41. OK. LET'S GO WITH YOUR IDEA.

42. - HEY! I CAN POST MY VACATION PHOTOS ONLINE!

43. - WOW! I CAN SEE THOSE PHOTOS AND STARE AT THEM

44. FOR AN INAPPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME!

45. - HOORAY! I CAN... LIKE THAT YOU DID THAT!

46. - NOPE. STILL ONLY 2 FRIENDS.

47. - MARK, THIS LETTER SAYS THOSE RICH BLONDE TWINS ARE SUING US.

48. - DON'T WORRY. HELP IS ON THE WAY.

49. - HI. SEAN PARKER. I INVENTED MUSIC.

50. - WE'RE BEING SUED FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.

51. - THAT'S NOT COOL. YOU KNOW WHAT IS COOL?

52. BEING SUED FOR A BILLION DOLLARS.

53. - UH, NO, THAT WOULD BE WORSE.

54. - EH. WHO COULD SAY? THE POINT IS,

55. I'M IN AND YOU'RE OUT.

56. - IS THAT WHAT HE SAID, EDUARDO?

57. I'M IN, YOU'RE OUT?

58. - YOU'RE WATCHING THE SAME STUPID "MAD" PARODY I AM, GRANDPA.

59. - I KNOW, BUT I'M HARD OF HEARING.

60. AND I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ATTORNEY.

61. - SO, SEAN, WHAT IDEAS DO YOU HAVE FOR THE FACEBOOK?

62. - LOSE THE "THE."

63. WAIT, ACTUALLY, KEEP THE "THE," LOSE THE "BOOK."

64. NOPE. HANG ON. HOW ABOUT THIS?

65. LOSE THE WHOLE THING. JUST CALL IT...

66. - WHAT ELSE DO YOU GOT?

67. SEAN, SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?

68. THIS CLUB SCENE REALLY ISN'T MOVING THE SKETCH FORWARD.

69. - COME ON, MARK. THIS IS OUR TIME.

70. - YEAH, BUT SPEED IT UP, 'CAUSE IN A FEW MINUTES,

71. IT WILL BE OUR TIME.

72. - SECURITY, HAVE THEM REMOVED.

73. - YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, SEAN?

74. YOU MAKE ME SEEM FUNNY.

75. - OHH!

76. - MR. ZUCKERBERG,

77. NOW YOUR BEST FRIEND IS SUING YOU.

78. - EDUARDO? TRUST ME. HE IS NO LONGER MY—

79. HANG ON. LET ME FINISH.

80. YOU'RE ALSO BEING SUED BY THE REAL MARK ZUCKERBERG.

81. - STOP SAYING THAT I STOLE FACEBOOK. I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

82. - SEAN PARKER...

83. - WAIT. WHY ARE YOU SUING ME?

84. - ARE YOU KIDDING? I INVENTED SUING.

85. - AND OF COURSE, MICHAEL CERA.

86. - STOP BEING A BALLPARK RESEMBLANCE OF ME.

87. UH-OH. I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

88. - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS

89. WHO WERE ALSO SUING ME? - FORGET IT.

90. YOU CAN HAVE FACEBOOK.

91. WE CAME UP WITH SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.

92. A SITE EXCLUSIVELY FOR RICH BLONDE TWINS.

93. HEY, WE WERE JUST BEFRIENDED BY THE OLSEN TWINS.

94. PLUS ZACK AND CODY,

95. AS WELL AS HE-MAN AND THAT GUY FROM "HERCULOIDS."

96. - I DON'T KNOW THEM. - SO WHAT?

97. I JUST LIKE TO SEE MY NUMBER OF FRIENDS GO UP.

98. - HEY, GUYS! WE JUST POSTED PHOTOS OF OUR TRIP TO THE BANK!

99. - HANG ON. YOU'RE NOT A TWIN IN REAL LIFE.

100. - EHH. WHEN YOU'RE RICH, YOU CAN DO THESE THINGS.

101. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

102. - GOOD, 'CAUSE I COPIED THAT IDEA, TOO.

103. - D'OH!

104. - HI, HO, SILVER.

105. AWAY! AAH!

106. OH! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

107. - THE RULES OF "SURVIVOR" STATE

108. THAT IF AN IMMUNITY IDOL IS PLAYED,

109. ANY PUNISHMENT AGAINST THAT PLAYER DOES NOT COUNT.

110. - WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THAT COULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE?

111. - HOW'D YOU GET ON THIS ISLAND?

112. - WELL, NOW, IT CAN, WITH THE NEW "MAD" IMMUNITY IDOL.

113. NOW YOU CAN HAVE COMPLETE IMMUNITY

114. JUST LIKE THEY DO ON "SURVIVOR."

115. - NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE—

116. - IT'S TIME FOR A POP QUIZ.

117. - D'OH. EXCEPT FOR YOU, BILLY.

118. - I'M PLACING YOU UNDER A—

119. OHH! DANG IT.

120. - THE "MAD" IMMUNITY IDOL. - THAT DOES IT.

121. WE'RE SUING YOU FOR STEALING OUR IDEA OF—

122. - UH-UH! I'M IMMUNE.

123. - LOUSY, NO-GOOD—

124. - THE "MAD" IMMUNITY IDOL.

125. - 3, 2, 1.

126. - SO, WE'RE GOING ON ONE AND NOT ZERO?

127. - YOU WERE A VAIN, GREEDY, AND CRUEL BOY.

128. I CAST YOU OUT!

129. - OH, NO. IS THIS EARTH?

130. - IT'S WORSE.

131. IT'S JERSEY.

132. - "THE JERSEY THOR."

133. - YOUR ANCESTORS CALLED IT MAGIC.

134. YOU CALL IT SCIENCE. WHERE I'M FROM,

135. IT'S CALLED A PARTY!

136. - HEY, THE SITUATION HAS ARRIVED.

137. - I THINK THE SITUATION JUST GOT BETTER.

138. - I LIKE THIS DRINK. BRING ME ANOTHER.

139. - DUDE, THOSE ARE OUR SODAS.

140. - BRO, YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR TAN.

141. - I DON'T PLAN TO FRY TODAY.

142. - I'M FOND OF YOU ALL.

143. MY FAMILY WEARS CRAZY HELMETS, TOO.

144. - UH, THESE AREN'T HELMETS. ITS OUR HAIR.

145. - OH. UH, SORRY.

146. - YO, THOR, YOU TOTALLY FIT IN.

147. YOU GOT ABS, YOU WEAR A TEE. YOU EVEN GOT A CATCHPHRASE.

148. - BY ODIN'S BEARD, I DO HAVE A CATCHPHRASE.

149. - YOU'RE JUST MISSING ONE THING. - A BIGGER HAMMER?

150. - CLOSE. WHOEVER WIELDS THIS BLOW DRYER

151. SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THE SHORE.

152. - "THE JERSEY THOR.

153. OH, THANK GOODNESS. I COULDN'T BREATHE!

154. - EVERY YEAR, KIDS GRADUATE

155. WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THEY WANT TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES.

156. THAT'S WHY I CREATED A.T.I.--

157. THE AIRBENDER TECHNICAL INSTITUTE.

158. AT A.T.I., WE TEACH YOU HOW TO HARNESS YOUR SPECIAL POWERS

159. AND PUT THEM TO USE IN A REALISTIC JOB SETTING.

160. ABLE TO BEND WATER? WE'LL PLACE YOU BESIDE

161. SOME OF THE BEST PLUMBERS IN THE INDUSTRY.

162. - I THINK YOU UNCLOGGED IT!

163. - HAVE A TALENT WITH AIR?

164. TALK TO ONE OF OUR AUTO TECHNICIANS.

165. - THOSE DENTS DON'T UNBEND THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW.

166. - AT THE AIRBENDER TECHNICAL INSTITUTE,

167. I LEARNED I HAVE EARTHBENDING POWERS.

168. NOW I'M AN ELECTRICIAN, FOR SOME REASON.

169. THANKS, A.T.I.!

170. - I WAS A DISGRACE TO MY FAMILY.

171. WHY SHOULD YOU BE, TOO?

172. AIRBENDER TECHNICAL INSTITUTE,

173. - YES! TRIPLE WORD SCORE!

174. - AW, COME ON! "SSSSS" IS NOT A WORD.

175. - OK. CHALLENGE ME.

176. - YOU KNOW I CAN'T OPEN BOOKSSSS.

177. - WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE SEASON FINALE OF "SMALLVILLE."

178. - FINALLY, I GET TO PUT ON THE SUIT, LOIS.

179. I'M GOING IN THERE A BOY WEARING A RED AND BLUE OUTFIT

180. BUT COMING OUT A MAN WEARING A RED AND BLUE OUTFIT.

181. - HE NEEDS TO DIVERSIFY MORE.

182. - LOOK! IT'S A BIRD!

183. - IT'S A PLANE! - IT'S—

184. - ITCHY.

185. - OK. THAT'S A WRAP ON SEASON 10, EVERYBODY.

186. NICE WORK. - WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

187. - THE SHOW'S OVER.

188. - BUT I JUST PUT THE SUIT ON.

189. ISN'T THIS WHERE THE SHOW SHOULD BEGIN?

190. - YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT. THAT WOULD HAVE MADE A MUCH BETTER SERIES.

191. OH, WELL. LET'S GRAB A SMOOTHIE.

192. - YOU MEAN, I DON'T GET TO DO ANYTHING?

193. - MAYBE I CAN HELP.

194. - MOM? - NOPE. I'M JULIE TAYMOR.

195. BONO AND I TURNED SPIDER-MAN INTO A BROADWAY MUSICAL.

196. - MAKE IT STOP.

197. - THAT WAS YOU? NICE GOING, BRAINIAC.

198. - HEY, DON'T BLAME THAT MESS ON ME.

199. - FORGET HIM. WE'LL START FRESH.

200. I'LL CALL IT " TURN OFF THE CLARK."

201. - WOW. THAT TITLE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

202. - ONE MORE WIRE, AND WE'LL HAVE YOU RIGGED

203. SO YOU CAN FLY, MR. KENT.

204. - ACTUALLY, I CAN FLY ON MY OWN.

205. - SORRY. UNION RULES.

206. - AAH!

207. - I SAW THAT COMING.

208. - YOU CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE, TOO?

209. - NO, BUT I WORKED WITH JULIE TAYMOR BEFORE.

210. - CUE THE METEOR!

211. - OOF!

212. - DARKSIDE? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

213. - I'M TOLD MY REGULAR HEAD ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

214. TO BE SEEN FROM THE BACK ROW.

215. THAT GLOBE LOOKS DANGEROUS.

216. - NAH. IT'S MADE OF PAPIER-MOCHE.

217. IT'S THE LETTERS THAT ARE HEAVY.

218. - JULIE, WE HAVE TO CLOSE THE SHOW. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

219. - ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT WORKING WITH REAL SUPERHEROES.

220. THEY'RE INVULNERABLE.

221. UH, I'M GREEN ARROW.

222. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY REAL POWERS.

223. - WHAT KIND OF POWER DO YOU WANT?

224. - HOW ABOUT THE POWER TO DELAY OPENING NIGHT?

225. - TOO LATE!

226. - LANA LANG? YOU CAME BACK JUST TO SEE THIS?

227. - HECK, I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO SEE THIS TRAIN WRECK.

228. - LOIS, SHOULDN'T WE BE PUTTING OUR POWERS

229. TO A BETTER USE THAN A MUSICAL?

230. - WHERE'S MY MACE? THAT'S MY CUE!

231. WHERE'S MY MACE?

232. - JULIE SAYS THEATER BRINGS JOY TO EVERYONE.

233. WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT THAT?

234. - WELL, WE FINALLY DID IT.

235. WE FINALLY MADE A FOOL OF SUPERMAN, HUH, ZOD?

236. - ACTUALLY, I REALLY AM BONO.

237. - OH. UH, NICE. NICE WORK.

238. - MAD!

239. - MAD!

240. - MAD!

241. - PRETTY SSSSNEAKY, SSSSISSSS.