MAD 1x21

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Christopher Robin hires Marshall Pooh to capture Tigger. Big League Pika Chew is the gum for baseball players seeking an electrifying performance. Cobra Commander starts his own daytime talk show. The Farto-Tuner proves that Auto-tune really can improve anything. Miley Cyrus tries to stop Justin Bieber from stealing her fanbase.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. FRIDAY THE 13th NO LONGER CONSIDERED UNLUCKY.

3. - ALTHOUGH STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

4. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

5. - MAD!

6. - MAD!

7. - I WAS JUST 15 WHEN A COWARD NAMED TIGGER BOUNCED MY FATHER.

8. - HOO HOO HOO!

9. HELLO, MAN, I'M TIGGER!

10. T-I-DOUBLE GER. THAT SPELLS TIGGER.

11. LAST NAME IS WYNTHROP, BUT THERE'S NO FUN WAY TO SAY THAT, REALLY.

12. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT A LOT OF BOUNCING TO DO,

13. SO TA-TA FOR NOW. HOO HOO HOO!

14. - HE BOUNCED AWAY SCOT-FREE THAT DAY.

15. AND THAT'S WHY I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME BRING HIM IN.

16. - WHO? - TIGGER.

17. - WHO? - THE TIGER.

18. - WHO?

19. - THE GUY WHO BOUNCED MY DAD.

20. - RELAX, I HEAR YOU. I'M JUST BEING AN OWL.

21. BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THE MARSHAL'S SLEEPING RIGHT BEHIND ME.

22. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, POOH?

23. - AIN'T NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, SON.

24. - BUT I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET TIGGER FOR BOUNCING MY DAD.

25. - NOT INTERESTED.

26. - THERE'S A REWARD.

27. - VERY INTERESTED.

28. NOW, LET ME TAKE MY NAP

29. AND WE'LL HEAD OUT WHEN I WAKE.

30. - HOW LONG WILL THAT BE?

31. - WELL, IT'S HIBERNATING SEASON,

32. SO LET'S SAY 6 MONTHS.

33. - OH!

34. - ARE YOU READY, POOH?

35. POOH?

36. - WHERE'D HE GO? - WHO?

37. - THE BEAR. - WHO?

38. - THE MARSHAL.

39. - WHO? - GRR!

40. - I THINK POOH IS IN MY OUTHOUSE.

41. - I SURE HOPE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME POOH.

42. - HUH?

43. YOU CAN'T RUN OFF WITHOUT ME, POOH!

44. LET'S GO, PONY.

45. YEAH!

46. WHAT, ARE YOU LOW ON STEAM?

47. - JUST SELF-ESTEEM.

48. - THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

49. - HEY, POOH, WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING ON A BOAT WITHOUT AN OAR?

50. - WHAT?

51. - BEING ON AN EEYORE WITHOUT A BOAT.

52. HOO HOO HOO.

53. - THAT IS NOT FUNNY.

54. YOU ARE A THIEF AND A LOW-LIFE

55. AND YOU'D BE BETTER OFF IF YOU WEREN'T SO ATTACHED TO THAT JUG.

56. - SON, THIS JUG WILL NEVER LEAVE MY HAND.

57. LITERALLY. IT'S FULL OF HONEY

58. AND IT'S STUCK TO ME. SEE?

59. - OOF. MY TONGUE.

60. YOU HURT MY TONGUE.

61. - WHY IS HE HERE ANYWAY?

62. - HE, TOO, WAS BOUNCED BY TIGGER.

63. WOUND UP DECLARING IT ILLEGAL.

64. - IT'S TRUE.

65. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT YOU FIXED IT.

66. WAIT, NO, IT'S BACK.

67. WHAT? I THINK I SEE A TIGGER.

68. - WHAT? - HOO HOO!

69. HELLO, BOY, I'M TIGGER.

70. T-I-DOUBLE GER.

71. THAT SPELLS TIGGER.

72. - CAN YOU SPELL DISTRACTION?

73. - DISTRACTION? SURE. LET'S SEE. IT'S A D—

74. - YOU BOUNCED MY DADDY.

75. - HEH. SURE I DID. IT'S WHAT TIGGERS DO.

76. IT'S FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN.

77. AND THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS

78. IS I'M THE ONLY ONE.

79. - WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

80. 'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY COLD-HEARTED,

81. - THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE, LITTLE BEAR.

82. I BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY IDENTITY.

83. - JEFF BRIDGES?

84. - YOU SHOULD TALK. I BELIEVE THAT REWARD IS MINE.

85. - JEFF BRIDGES FROM "TRON"?

86. - SAYS YOU, OLD MAN.

87. - YOUNG JEFF BRIDGES FROM "TRON."

88. YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH REWARD MONEY FOR ALL YOU GUYS.

89. - THEN I GUESS IT GOES TO THE ONE WHO GETS TO HIM FIRST.

90. HEE-YAH!

91. - PATHETIC.

92. - AND IF YOU'RE A TRUE POOH FAN,

93. THEN YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS WHERE THE NARRATOR COMES IN

94. TO SAVE TIGGER.

95. ONLY THIS ISN'T A TRUE POOH STORY,

96. IT'S A POOH GRIT STORY.

97. WHICH IS HOW, AS YOU'LL SEE,

98. I GOT MY REVENGE AFTER ALL.

99. 'CAUSE THE OTHER WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS

100. IS THEY ARE SO COMFY.

101. - HEY, KIDS. YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A DOG, A GIRAFFE, OR A PIG?

102. - A DOG!

103. - HEH HEH HEH. THEY ALWAYS PICK THE DOG.

104. - WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUE,

105. THE EXCITEMENT IS ELECTRIC.

106. AND NOW YOU CAN CAPTURE THAT ELECTRICITY

107. WITH...

108. BIG LEAGUE PIKA CHEW.

109. - UH, OUT?

110. - BECAUSE BIG LEAGUE PIKA CHEW

111. IS THE ONLY GUM MADE FROM ACTUALLY PIKACHUS.

112. - WAIT, THEY'RE MADE FROM WHAT?

113. - FOR TASTY WADS OF SHREDDED PIKACHUS,

114. GRAB BIG LEAGUE PIKA CHEW.

115. - MAD!

116. - AND NOW, CIRCUS ACTS WE'D LIKE TO SEE.

117. ACRO-BOTICS.

118. THE GRANDPA-LINE.

119. RYAN TAMING.

120. AND HIT THE GUY DOING LOTS OF STUFF.

121. - MAD!

122. - ON THE NEXT "COBRAH"...

123. I INTERVIEW AUTHOR OF THE "TWILIGHT SAGA," STEPHENIE MEYER.

124. SO I'M TOLD YOUR BOOKS OUTLINE THE PRECISE WAY

125. TO CRUSH THOSE INFERNAL GI JOES.

126. - UH, NO, NOT AT ALL.

127. - WHAT?

128. THEN WHY WOULD ANYONE READ THESE?

129. I GET BREAKFAST TIPS FROM JAMIE OLIVER.

130. SO, CHEF, HOW MUCH POISON SHOULD I PUT INTO A WAFFLE?

131. YOU KNOW, TO DESTROY THE PESTERING JOES.

132. - POISON? WELL, NO, NO. NORMALLY, YOU WOULDN'T—

133. - YOU ARE USELESS TO ME.

134. AND I GIVE BACK TO ALL MY LOYAL FANS.

135. EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT.

136. YOU GET A MASK. YOU GET A MASK.

137. EVERYONE GETS A MASK.

138. - AAH!

139. - WE FOUND COBRA'S BASE. YO, JOE!

140. - DRAT! THIS COULDN'T HAVE WAITED TILL SWEEPS WEEK?

141. RETREAT!

142. ALL THAT AND MORE NEXT TIME ON "COBRAH."

143. - SHE'S DEFINITELY HAD WORK DONE.

144. - HEH HEH HEH.

145. - HEE HEE HEE.

146. - NICE DRIVING, MANNY.

147. - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIT ME, BOB.

148. - WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T RIP OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOW.

149. - WHOA, MANNY, YOU JUST GOT BUILT.

150. - AUTO-TUNING HAS HELPED MAKE SO MANY SINGERS SOUND BETTER.

151. LIKE T. PAIN.

152. - I WISH I COULD TURN THIS OFF.

153. AND NOW THAT SAME TECHNOLOGY CAN HELP YOU SOUND BETTER

154. WITH THE FARTO TUNER.

155. - THAT'S GROSS.

156. - NOW TRY IT WITH THE FARTO TUNER.

157. - THAT'S GROSS... LY ENGAGING.

158. - THE FARTO TUNER CAN MAKE ANY FART SOUND BETTER.

159. LIKE THE GUNSHOT.

160. - THE PATRIOT.

161. - SILENT BUT DEADLY.

162. - SO WHEREVER YOU ARE, LET 'ER RIP.

163. - WARNING, FARTS STILL STINK.

164. - MAD!

165. - HUH?

166. AAH!

167. GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING.

168. - MISS MONTANA, IT'S SHOWTIME.

169. - WHO'S READY TO PARTY IN THE U.S.--

170. - A?

171. - TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT.

172. - JUSTIN BIEBER? WHAT ABOUT ME?

173. - SORRY.

174. - LILLY, WHERE DID ALL MY FANS GO?

175. - THEY'RE STILL HERE.

176. LOOK AT ALL THIS FAN MAIL.

177. "DEAR HANNAH MONTANA, HAVE YOU EVER MET JUSTIN BIEBER?"

178. - WHAT?

179. - "HANNAH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

180. MINE IS JUSTIN BIEBER."

181. - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

182. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER.

183. - I'M HANNAH MONTANA. - OH, SORRY.

184. - LILLY, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO.

185. - FALL DOWN A WELL AND GET ON THE NEWS?

186. - HEY, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

187. WAIT, NO. GET RID OF JUSTIN BIEBER.

188. - LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE GETTING RID OF YOU JUST IN TIME.

189. HEE HEE HEE.

190. GOOD THING I DON'T WRITE MY OWN MATERIAL.

191. - OOH!

192. A LITTLE SKI VACATION, EH, JUSTIN?

193. WELL, INSTEAD, GET READY FOR A SKI VA...

194. EH, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING LATER.

195. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

196. - MEEP MEEP.

197. MEEP MEEP.

198. - NO CARBS, HUH?

199. - BIEBER'S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME.

200. - I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, MILEY.

201. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SECRET.

202. - LILLY, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

203. - MILEY, I'M JUSTIN BIEBER.

204. - WHAT?

205. DADDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?

206. - I DID. - USHER?

207. OH, THANK GOODNESS, I THOUGHT BILLY RAY WAS MY REAL DAD.

208. - HEY.

209. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HID THIS FROM ME SO LONG.

210. - YOU STARTED IT.

211. YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO YOUR FANS FOR AGES

212. WITH YOUR DOUBLE IDENTITY.

213. - YEAH, BUT MY FANS DON'T KNOW THAT.

214. WAIT A SECOND, WHAT'S THAT?

215. - OH, IT'S NOTHING.

216. - IS THAT... A CAMERA?

217. - SHE'S ON TO US. SHE'S ON TO US.

218. - GREAT SCOTT! - SHE KNOWS.

219. - JOHNSON, ABORT. ABORT.

220. - WHAT DOES "ABORT" MEAN?

221. - GIVE UP ON PLAN "A," GO TO PLAN "B."

222. - BUT THAT WOULD MEAN...

223. - WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

224. - AND JUST LIKE THE ANCIENT MAYANS PREDICTED,

225. THE WORLD WOULD ONE DAY END BECAUSE OF MILEY CYRUS.

226. DON'T—DON'T LOOK IT UP. JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

227. - MEEP MEEP!

228. - MAD!

229. - MAD!

230. - MAD!

231. - CRAFT SERVICES STINKS.