MAD 1x21

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Christopher Robin hires Marshall Pooh to capture Tigger. Big League Pika Chew is the gum for baseball players seeking an electrifying performance. Cobra Commander starts his own daytime talk show. The Farto-Tuner proves that Auto-tune really can improve anything. Miley Cyrus tries to stop Justin Bieber from stealing her fanbase.

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1. WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. FRIDAY THE 13th NO LONGER CONSIDERED UNLUCKY.

3. IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

4. REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

5. - MAD!

6. - MAD!

7. - I WAS JUST 15 WHEN BOUNCED MY FATHER.

8. - HOO HOO HOO!

9. HELLO, MAN, I'M TIGGER!

10. T-I-DOUBLE GER. THAT SPELLS TIGGER.

11. LAST NAME IS WYNTHROP, BUT THERE'S NO FUN WAY TO SAY THAT, REALLY.

12. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT A LOT OF BOUNCING TO DO,

13. SO TA-TA FOR NOW. HOO HOO HOO!

14. SCOT-FREE THAT DAY.

15. AND THAT'S WHY I'M LOOKING BRING HIM IN.

16. - WHO? - TIGGER.

17. - WHO? - THE TIGER.

18. - WHO?

19. - THE GUY WHO BOUNCED MY DAD.

20. - RELAX, I HEAR YOU. I'M JUST BEING AN OWL.

21. BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THE MARSHAL'S SLEEPING RIGHT BEHIND ME.

22. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, POOH?

23. - AIN'T NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, SON.

24. GET TIGGER FOR BOUNCING MY DAD.

25. - NOT INTERESTED.

26. - THERE'S A REWARD.

27. - VERY INTERESTED.

28. NOW, LET ME TAKE MY NAP

29. AND WE'LL HEAD OUT WHEN I WAKE.

30. - HOW LONG WILL THAT BE?

31. - WELL, IT'S HIBERNATING SEASON,

32. SO LET'S SAY 6 MONTHS.

33. - OH!

34. - ARE YOU READY, POOH?

35. POOH?

36. - WHERE'D HE GO? - WHO?

37. - THE BEAR. - WHO?

38. - THE MARSHAL.

39. - WHO? - GRR!

40. IS IN MY OUTHOUSE.

41. - I SURE HOPE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME POOH.

42. - HUH?

43. YOU CAN'T RUN OFF WITHOUT ME, POOH!

44. LET'S GO, PONY.

45. YEAH!

46. WHAT, ARE YOU LOW ON STEAM?

47. - JUST SELF-ESTEEM.

48. - THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

49. - HEY, POOH, WHAT'S WORSE WITHOUT AN OAR?

50. - WHAT?

51. WITHOUT A BOAT.

52. HOO HOO HOO.

53. - THAT IS NOT FUNNY.

54. AND YOU'D BE BETTER OFF IF YOU WEREN'T SO ATTACHED TO THAT JUG.

55. - SON, THIS JUG WILL NEVER LEAVE MY HAND.

56. LITERALLY. IT'S FULL OF HONEY

57. AND IT'S STUCK TO ME. SEE?

58. - OOF. MY TONGUE.

59. YOU HURT MY TONGUE.

60. - WHY IS HE HERE ANYWAY?

61. - HE, TOO, WAS BOUNCED BY TIGGER.

62. WOUND UP DECLARING IT ILLEGAL.

63. - IT'S TRUE.

64. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT YOU FIXED IT.

65. WAIT, NO, IT'S BACK.

66. WHAT? I THINK I SEE A TIGGER.

67. - WHAT? - HOO HOO!

68. HELLO, BOY, I'M TIGGER.

69. T-I-DOUBLE GER.

70. THAT SPELLS TIGGER.

71. - CAN YOU SPELL DISTRACTION?

72. - DISTRACTION? SURE. LET'S SEE. IT'S A D—

73. - YOU BOUNCED MY DADDY.

74. - HEH. SURE I DID. IT'S WHAT TIGGERS DO.

75. IT'S FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN.

76. IS I'M THE ONLY ONE.

77. - WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

78. 'CAUSE I'M THE ONLY COLD-HEARTED,

79. - THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE, LITTLE BEAR.

80. MY IDENTITY.

81. - JEFF BRIDGES?

82. - YOU SHOULD TALK. I BELIEVE THAT REWARD IS MINE.

83. - JEFF BRIDGES FROM "TRON"?

84. - SAYS YOU, OLD MAN.

85. FROM "TRON."

86. YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE FOR ALL YOU GUYS.

87. TO HIM FIRST.

88. HEE-YAH!

89. - PATHETIC.

90. - AND IF YOU'RE A TRUE POOH FAN,

91. TO SAVE TIGGER.

92. ONLY THIS ISN'T A TRUE POOH STORY,

93. IT'S A POOH GRIT STORY.

94. WHICH IS HOW, AS YOU'LL SEE,

95. I GOT MY REVENGE AFTER ALL.

96. 'CAUSE THE OTHER

97. IS THEY ARE SO COMFY.

98. - HEY, KIDS. YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A DOG, A GIRAFFE, OR A PIG?

99. - A DOG!

100. - HEH HEH HEH. THEY ALWAYS PICK THE DOG.

101. - WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUE,

102. THE EXCITEMENT IS ELECTRIC.

103. WITH...

104. BIG LEAGUE PIKA CHEW.

105. - UH, OUT?

106. FROM ACTUALLY PIKACHUS.

107. - WAIT, THEY'RE MADE FROM WHAT?

108. OF SHREDDED PIKACHUS,

109. GRAB BIG LEAGUE PIKA CHEW.

110. - MAD!

111. - AND NOW, CIRCUS ACTS WE'D LIKE TO SEE.

112. ACRO-BOTICS.

113. THE GRANDPA-LINE.

114. RYAN TAMING.

115. AND HIT THE GUY DOING LOTS OF STUFF.

116. - MAD!

117. - ON THE NEXT "COBRAH"...

118. THE "TWILIGHT SAGA," STEPHENIE MEYER.

119. SO I'M TOLD YOUR BOOKS

120. GI JOES.

121. - UH, NO, NOT AT ALL.

122. - WHAT?

123. READ THESE?

124. FROM JAMIE OLIVER.

125. SO, CHEF, HOW MUCH POISON SHOULD I PUT INTO A WAFFLE?

126. YOU KNOW, TO DESTROY THE PESTERING JOES.

127. - POISON? WELL, NO, NO. NORMALLY, YOU WOULDN'T—

128. - YOU ARE USELESS TO ME.

129. TO ALL MY LOYAL FANS.

130. YOUR SEAT.

131. YOU GET A MASK. YOU GET A MASK.

132. EVERYONE GETS A MASK.

133. - AAH!

134. - WE FOUND COBRA'S BASE. YO, JOE!

135. - DRAT! THIS COULDN'T HAVE WAITED TILL SWEEPS WEEK?

136. RETREAT!

137. NEXT TIME ON "COBRAH."

138. - SHE'S DEFINITELY HAD WORK DONE.

139. - HEH HEH HEH.

140. - HEE HEE HEE.

141. - NICE DRIVING, MANNY.

142. - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIT ME, BOB.

143. - WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T RIP OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOW.

144. - WHOA, MANNY, YOU JUST GOT BUILT.

145. SO MANY SINGERS SOUND BETTER.

146. LIKE T. PAIN.

147. - I WISH I COULD TURN THIS OFF.

148. WITH THE FARTO TUNER.

149. - THAT'S GROSS.

150. THE FARTO TUNER.

151. - THAT'S GROSS... LY ENGAGING.

152. SOUND BETTER.

153. LIKE THE GUNSHOT.

154. - THE PATRIOT.

155. - SILENT BUT DEADLY.

156. - SO WHEREVER YOU ARE, LET 'ER RIP.

157. - WARNING, FARTS STILL STINK.

158. - MAD!

159. - HUH?

160. AAH!

161. IN THE MORNING.

162. - MISS MONTANA, IT'S SHOWTIME.

163. - WHO'S READY TO PARTY IN THE U.S.--

164. - A?

165. JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT.

166. - JUSTIN BIEBER? WHAT ABOUT ME?

167. - SORRY.

168. - LILLY, WHERE DID ALL MY FANS GO?

169. - THEY'RE STILL HERE.

170. LOOK AT ALL THIS FAN MAIL.

171. "DEAR HANNAH MONTANA, JUSTIN BIEBER?"

172. - WHAT?

173. - "HANNAH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

174. MINE IS JUSTIN BIEBER."

175. - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

176. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER.

177. - I'M HANNAH MONTANA. - OH, SORRY.

178. - LILLY, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO.

179. AND GET ON THE NEWS?

180. - HEY, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

181. WAIT, NO. GET RID OF JUSTIN BIEBER.

182. - LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE GETTING RID OF YOU JUST IN TIME.

183. HEE HEE HEE.

184. GOOD THING I DON'T WRITE MY OWN MATERIAL.

185. - OOH!

186. A LITTLE SKI VACATION, EH, JUSTIN?

187. WELL, INSTEAD, GET READY FOR A SKI VA...

188. EH, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING LATER.

189. THIS COMING.

190. - MEEP MEEP.

191. MEEP MEEP.

192. - NO CARBS, HUH?

193. - BIEBER'S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME.

194. - I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, MILEY.

195. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SECRET.

196. - LILLY, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

197. - MILEY, I'M JUSTIN BIEBER.

198. - WHAT?

199. DADDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?

200. - I DID. - USHER?

201. OH, THANK GOODNESS, WAS MY REAL DAD.

202. - HEY.

203. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HID THIS FROM ME SO LONG.

204. - YOU STARTED IT.

205. YOU'VE BEEN LYING

206. WITH YOUR DOUBLE IDENTITY.

207. - YEAH, BUT MY FANS DON'T KNOW THAT.

208. WAIT A SECOND, WHAT'S THAT?

209. - OH, IT'S NOTHING.

210. - IS THAT... A CAMERA?

211. - SHE'S ON TO US. SHE'S ON TO US.

212. - GREAT SCOTT! - SHE KNOWS.

213. - JOHNSON, ABORT. ABORT.

214. - WHAT DOES "ABORT" MEAN?

215. - GIVE UP ON PLAN "A," GO TO PLAN "B."

216. WOULD MEAN...

217. - WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

218. THE ANCIENT MAYANS PREDICTED,

219. BECAUSE OF MILEY CYRUS.

220. DON'T—DON'T LOOK IT UP. JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

221. - MEEP MEEP!

222. - MAD!

223. - MAD!

224. - MAD!

225. - CRAFT SERVICES STINKS.