MAD 1x20

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A basketball-playing bee named Ko-Bee competes with Kobe Bryant for a spot on the Lakers. Then Shrek and Donkey take the law into their own hands.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. WITH ONLY 6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL MOTHER'S DAY,

3. CHILDREN EVERYWHERE RUSH TO THE STORES TO FIND THEIR MOMS

4. THE PERFECT GIFT.

5. - AND BY "RUSH," I OF COURSE MEAN RUN OUT THE MORNING OF

6. AND GET HER A WORLD'S GREATEST MOM MUG.

7. SORRY, MOM.

8. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

9. - MAD!

10. - MAD!

11. - AND WITH ONLY SECONDS LEFT, THE PRESSURE IS ON.

12. MAN, THIS IS AN EXCITING GAME OF BEE BALL.

13. - WHY IS EVERY SPORT WE HAVE CALLED BEE BALL?

14. - BUZZ PASSES TO HIVERSON. HIVERSON TO BEE BANKS. BACK TO IVERSON.

15. THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON THE NUMBER OF BEE PUNS WE CAN MAKE.

16. WHAT'S THIS?

17. - THERE GOES THE BUZZER. THEY WIN AGAIN!

18. THANKS TO KO-BEE.

19. THAT WAS AMAZING. WHAT'S NEXT?

20. - I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME

21. TO SHARE MY TALENTS WITH THE OUTHIVE WORLD.

22. WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

23. LOOK AT ALL THE RESTAURANTS THAT WELCOME BEES!

24. WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF— WHAT THE?

25. BUT HE—BUT I—

26. THAT GUY STOLE MY REASONABLE GOOD LOOKS, AND MY TATTOO!

27. - WHY DON'T YOU SUE HIM IN COURT?

28. - SUE HIM IN COURT?

29. 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY BORING TO WATCH.

30. I'LL DO SOMETHING BETTER.

31. - ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. "BEE MOVIE" WAS BORING.

32. - TWO THINGS, KO-BEE.

33. ONE, WE ALREADY HAVE A KOBE ON OUR TEAM.

34. AND TWO, YOU'RE A BEE.

35. - BUT I'M BETTER THAN HE IS. CAN'T YOU TELL?

36. - NO. IN FACT, THOSE STRIPES MAKE YOU LOOK A LITTLE HEAVY. I'M JUST SAYING.

37. - GREAT, NOW IT'S RAINING. BEES CAN'T FLY IN THE RAIN.

38. - AAH!

39. - HEY, IT'S COLD OUT HERE. YOU GOT A PLACE TO STAY TONIGHT?

40. - NO, BUT I'LL BEE OK.

41. - GET IN. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT HERE.

42. I HAVE LOTS OF OTHER CASES JUST LIKE YOU.

43. THIS IS YAO WING.

44. - CAREFUL, I AM ALLERGIC.

45. - THIS IS FELINE MANNING. - S'UP?

46. - AND THEN THERE'S BIG MIKE.

47. I'M HELPING HIM COME OUT OF HIS SHELL.

48. - THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK I BEE-LONG HERE.

49. - FIRST OF ALL, STOP WITH THE BEE PUNS.

50. YOU DON'T SEE ME DROPPING "HUMAN" INTO EVERY OTHER SENTENCE.

51. AND SECOND, IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE LAKERS,

52. YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE TEAM AS YOUR FAMILY.

53. EXCEPT OF KOBE BRYANT, OF COURSE, WHOSE CAREER YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN.

54. CAN YOU DO THAT? - YES, I CAN!

55. IN FACT, I AM GONNA BEE—

56. I MEAN DEFEAT HIM.

57. - YOU'RE CHANGING THAT BEE'S LIFE.

58. - NO, YAO WING, HE'S CHANGING MINE.

59. - NOW, KOBE, I KNOW YOU'VE WON 5 RINGS,

60. BUT I CAN'T HAVE TWO KOBES ON THE SAME TEAM,

61. SO BEST MAN GETS TO STAY, OK?

62. - THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.

63. - IT DOES? MAN, I SHOULD RENEGOTIATE YOUR CONTRACT.

64. ANYWAY, LET'S PLAY.

65. - AAH!

66. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

67. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

68. WHOA, WHOA...

69. - WE BELIEVE IN YOU!

70. - I CAN DO THIS.

71. BUT, JUST TO BE SURE, I CAN ALSO DO THIS.

72. - UGH! MY REASONABLE LOOKING FACE!

73. - HE DID IT!

74. - SORRY, BRYANT. YOU'RE OUT.

75. I'M SIGNING KO-BEE HERE TO A 5-YEAR CONTRACT.

76. - WHOO-HOO!

77. TOO BAD MY LIFE CYCLE'S ONLY 6 WEEKS.

78. - HEY... YOU NEED SOMEPLACE TO STAY?

79. - YOU GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE?

80. - NOPE, YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE MINE.

81. NOW START AUTOGRAPHING THIS STUFF.

82. - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

83. THIS WAS A MUCH BETTER MOVIE.

84. - SEE?

85. - I GOT A SMART CAR.

86. - UH, ALL I GOT'S THIS LOUSY DUMB CAR.

87. - DO YOU CONSTANTLY SLEEP THROUGH YOUR ALARM?

88. WELL, NEVER BE LATE AGAIN WITH THE UNDERWAKER.

89. - WAKEY WAKEY!

90. - OW! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!

91. - IF YOU THINK YOU'LL SLEEP THROUGH THIS ALARM,

92. YOU'RE DREAMING.

93. - OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

94. - IT'S CALLED A SNOOZE BUTTON!

95. - PLUS THE UNDERWAKER HELPS FIGHT THAT AFTER-LUNCH SLEEPY FEELING.

96. - YOU SEE, THAT'S HOW WE CAN INCREASE OUR REVENUE STREAM.

97. - OH, I'M SORRY. IS THAT MY PHONE?

98. OW! I'M TOTALLY AWAKE!

99. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

100. - THE UNDERWAKER.

101. - REST IN PEACE!

102. - OW! I'M TRYING TO!

103. - MAD!

104. - AND NOW A MADUCATION LESSON IN CHEMISTRY.

105. NEED HELP REMEMBERING THE PERIODIC TABLE?

106. "HAIRY HERMAN LIKED BEING BIG

107. "'CAUSE NOT ONE FOREST NEAR NATIONAL MOUNT GOON

108. "ALLOWED SICK, PUNY SASQUATCHES!

109. "CLEARLY ARBITRARY, THIS KINK CAUSED

110. SCADS OF TINY VERMIN TO CRY..."

111. - AND THAT'S HOW YOU REMEMBER THE PERIODIC TABLE.

112. - AAH!

113. HMM.

114. - MAD! - MAD! - MAD!

115. - IF YOU LOVED "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL"...

116. - HOW CAN I JUGGLE BASKETBALL PRACTICE

117. AND BE THE LEAD IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL?

118. - THEN YOU'LL REALLY LOVE...

119. - YOU WANT TO PUT ANOTHER SHOW ON IN YOUR ROOM?

120. I GUESS WE'RE DUE FOR A BREAK.

121. - WHOO-HOO!

122. - "HOME SCHOOL MUSICAL"!

123. OH, I NEED MORE TIME TO LEARN THIS SONG.

124. YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. YOU JUST GOTTA!

125. - GO BUG YOUR MOTHER.

126. - EXPERIENCE THE DRAMA...

127. - I GOT THE LEAD IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL,

128. BUT WILL MY TEAMMATES MAKE FUN OF ME NOW?

129. - ARF! ARF!

130. - YOU JOCKS ARE ALL THE SAME!

131. - THE ROMANCE...

132. - I KNOW WE'RE FROM DIFFERENT CLIQUES,

133. BUT WHAT MATTERS IS OUR LOVE OF MUSICAL THEATER.

134. - IS HE TALKING TO HIMSELF AGAIN?

135. - CALL DR. FRIEDRICH. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.

136. - AND, OF COURSE, THE MUSIC.

137. - WHEN DO HIS FRIENDS GET OUT OF SCHOOL?

138. - FRIENDS? HA!

139. - "HOME SCHOOL MUSICAL." YOU'RE GONNA BEG TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

140. - DUH, I STILL DON'T GET IT.

141. WHEW!

142. - PHEW!

143. - WHEN YOU'RE ROBBING A BANK,

144. THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IS YOUR WARDROBE,

145. SO COME ON DOWN TO THE VILLAIN'S WAREHOUSE,

146. WHERE OUR COLLECTION OF TUXEDOS AND SUITS

147. WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.

148. - EMBARRASSED BY THE LATEST TREND IN SPANDEX?

149. - HA HA HA HA!

150. - AT THE VILLAIN'S WAREHOUSE, WE'LL FIND A SUIT THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

151. AND WITH OUR INCREDIBLY LOW PRICES,

152. YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO BUY TWO.

153. - THE VILLAIN'S WAREHOUSE.

154. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE YOUR LOOK. I GUARANTEE IT.

155. - MAD!

156. - UGH. WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THE SLOW LINE?

157. - VICTIM SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE THREE BEARS.

158. - WHICH ONE?

159. - I DON'T KNOW. THE FURRY ONE!

160. THEY'RE BEARS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

161. BIGGER QUESTION IS WHAT'S HE DOING LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY?

162. - WELL, L.A.'s TOO GLITZY, CHICAGO'S TOO COLD, BUT NEW YORK IS JUST—

163. - OK, I GET IT. BETTER START DUSTING FOR PRINTS.

164. - NOT SO FAST. I BELIEVE FAIRY TALE CHARACTERS

165. ARE OUR JURISDICTION.

166. - ACCORDING TO WHO?

167. - ACCORDING TO RUMPELSTILTSKIN,

168. WHO SAID I COULD HAVE THE LIFE I ALWAYS WANTED.

169. - AND YOU CHOSE TO BE A NEW YORK DETECTIVE?

170. - TRUST ME, I BEGGED HIM TO BE A GILMORE GIRL.

171. - IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM,

172. THE PEOPLE ARE PROTECTED BY ATTORNEYS.

173. THE CARTOON CHARACTERS, HOWEVER—WELL, LET'S FACE IT.

174. WE JUST LIKE THIS TITLE.

175. - HEE-HAW!

176. - ALL RIGHT, GOLDILOCKS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

177. YOU SAW POPPA BEAR?

178. - NOT SINCE HE HAD ME ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE.

179. AND WHO KNEW BEARS HAD LAWYERS? SERIOUSLY, HE'S A BEAR.

180. - WELL, HE'S ALSO DEAD!

181. - WHAT? DOES THAT MEAN HIS APARTMENT'S FOR RENT?

182. - DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO'D WANT TO HURT POPPA BEAR?

183. - PROBABLY ANOTHER BEAR, I GUESS.

184. HEY, UH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE ELSE ABOUT THAT APARTMENT, ARE YOU?

185. - ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS?

186. - NO, BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

187. - HEE-HAW

188. - GRUMPY BEAR?

189. YEAH, HE WORKS IN THE KITCHEN.

190. BLUE BEAR, SHOOTS RAIN OUT OF HIS GUT.

191. - NOTICE ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT HIM?

192. - OTHER THAN HE'S A BLUE BEAR WHO SHOOTS RAIN OUT OF HIS GUT?

193. NOT REALLY, NO.

194. - WELL, HE'S WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE MURDER OF POPPA BEAR.

195. - POPPA BEAR'S BEEN MURDERED?

196. UH, THAT MEAN HIS APARTMENT'S AVAILABLE?

197. - SHREK, LOOK! GRUMPY BEAR!

198. - CARE BEAR STARE! - AAH!

199. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

200. - GOING DEEP.

201. - AAH!

202. OOH, "MAMA MIA'S" STILL PLAYING.

203. I SMELL PRETZELS.

204. - THAT WAS A SLAM DONKEY.

205. - HEE-HAW!

206. - AND AS SOON AS HE SAW US, HE TOOK OFF RUNNING.

207. - NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

208. - I OBJECT. THIS COURT IS STACKED AGAINST ME.

209. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

210. - THE PROSECUTOR IS HIS WIFE, YOU'RE ONE OF HIS FRIENDS,

211. AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A JURY OF MY PEERS.

212. - YOU'RE GOING DOWN! - RAH!

213. - HOW DOES THE JURY FIND THE DEFENDANT?

214. - RAAH!

215. - SOUNDS LIKE GUILTY TO ME. CASE CLOSED.

216. - HEE-HAW!

217. - SHREK, CALL ON LINE ONE.

218. - SHREK.

219. - GRUMPY WAS RIGHT, SHREK. YOU GOT THE WRONG BEAR.

220. - WHO IS THIS?

221. - HEE HEE HEE HEE! I'D LOVE TO TALK MORE, BUT I MUST GO.

222. I'M HAVING A FRIEND FOR A PIC-A-NIC.

223. - I'LL FIND YA.

224. - HO HO! I DON'T THINK SO.

225. I'M SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR.

226. DOH! THAT PROBABLY GAVE IT AWAY.

227. - HEY, LOOK! I DREW THE CREDITS!

228. - MAD!

229. - MAD!

230. - MAD!

231. - BUT IT'S SATURDAY!