MAD 1x2

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Optimus Prime starts slacking on the job, much to Sam's dismay. In a new episode of Star Wars: The Groan Wars, your favorite characters save the galaxy from hammy acting.

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1. - MAD!

2. - MAD!

3. - I AM OPTIMUS PRIME,

4. AND I SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL AUTOBOTS.

5. IF YOU NEED REFUGE, OR JUST A PLACE TO CRASH FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU CAN—

6. - OPTIMUS! STOP INVITING GIANT ROBOTS TO STAY AT MY HOUSE.

7. - I DIDN'T INVITE ANY ROBOTS.

8. - REALLY? I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING 7 NEW CARS

9. AND PARKING THEM IN MY LIVING ROOM.

10. - EXCUSE US. - I'LL JUST LEAVE.

11. - ADIOS. - OH, BOY.

12. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

13. YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

14. IT WAS FINE WHEN YOU WERE SAVING THE EARTH AND ALL, BUT IT'S—

15. - WHAT'S THAT? THE DECEPTICONS ARE UP TO SOMETHING

16. REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT THIS TIME.

17. THEY WANT THE, UH...

18. ROCK OF...

19. NO-TALENT-TRON.

20. LEGEND SAYS ITS IN SOME EXOTIC LOCATION, MAYBE PARIS.

21. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO PARIS.

22. - GO BY YOURSELF. I'M NOT HELPING YOU

23. CHASE DOWN ANOTHER RANDOM ROBO-TRINKET.

24. FINE. HOW ARE WE GETTING TO PARIS?

25. - BY THE POWER OF YOUR DAD'S WALLET.

26. - UHH. THIS IS GETTING KIND OF BORING.

27. OK, DID I REALLY NEED TO PAY FOR YOUR FLIGHTS?

28. I MEAN, HE'S A JET, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

29. - OOPS-A-DAISY.

30. - AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT.

31. SEEK GOOD SOUVENIRS AND FINE CHEESES.

32. - AND THE ROCK OF NO-TALENT-TRON, RIGHT?

33. - SURE. WHY NOT?

34. SO THE EIFFEL TOWER TOLD YOU

35. THE ROCK WAS AT MY PARENTS' TIME SHARE IN HAWAII?

36. - HE'S ONE OF OUR MOST TRUSTED ELDERS, SAM.

37. WE DON'T QUESTION IT.

38. - SPEAKING OF "WE," WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

39. ARE THEY EVEN TRANSBOREMORES?

40. I MEAN, I THINK HE'S JUST A CAR.

41. - TATER SALAD.

42. - AND THAT'S JUST A GUY DOIN' THE ROBOT.

43. - SAM, 2 WORLDS AT RISK,

44. ARE YOU WITH US?

45. - SURE. - GREAT.

46. BE A PAL AND GET ME ANOTHER COCONUT MIST, WILL YOU?

47. - ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. WE'RE GOIN' HOME.

48. HOW DID THEY GET IN MY HOUSE?

49. - MAYBE THEY FOUND THE KEY UNDER THE MAT.

50. - THERE IS NO KEY UNDER THE MAT.

51. - THEN IT'S PROBABLY THAT GIANT HOLE IN YOUR WALL.

52. - OK, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THAT IS A ROBOT, GET OUT.

53. - LET'S GO OVER TO VOLTRON'S.

54. - HEY, BRO, THANKS FOR LETTIN' ME BORROW YOUR "IRON GIANT" DVD. I REALLY—

55. - CHILL, MAN. THERE'S A HUMAN HERE.

56. - OH, SORRY. I MEAN, PREPARE TO DIE, PRIME!

57. - YOU'LL NEVER WIN, MEGATRON!

58. - YEAH, YOU BEAT ME. SEE YA.

59. - WOW. THAT WAS CLOSE.

60. GOOD THING YOU'RE LETTING US LIVE AMONG YOU,

61. OR ELSE HE WOULD HAVE CAPTURED THE MAGICAL TREE OF—

62. - I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROCK. - HUH?

63. - AAAAH!

64. - LET'S SAY YOU'VE EATEN A LARGE MEXICAN MEAL

65. BEFORE THE LONG DRIVE HOME.

66. THERE'S A cRap FOR THAT.

67. OR YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE BATHROOMS

68. THAT'S WITHIN EARSHOT OF THE PEOPLE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM.

69. THERE'S A cRap FOR THAT.

70. OR YOU GO TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY

71. AND DISCOVER YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAVING DAIRY.

72. WELL, THERE'S A cRap FOR THAT, TOO.

73. YEP, THERE'S A cRap FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

74. THE NEW ePHONIE.

75. IT'S ALL cRap.

76. - MAD.

77. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ASK A CELEBRITY.

78. - DEAR MILEY CYRUS, DO YOU DO ANYTHING SPECIAL

79. TO PREPARE FOR A BIG SHOW?

80. - TO ENSURE AN ELECTRIC PERFORMANCE,

81. I RUB CATS ON MYSELF...

82. - AND WALK ON A WOOL CARPET.

83. - DEAR SIMON COWELL,

84. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GROUCHY?

85. - BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE MADE OF PORCUPINES.

86. - BUT WHY ARE THE PORCUPINES SO GROUCHY?

87. - BECAUSE WE GOT SIMON COWELL ON OUR BACKS.

88. - DEAR SHAUN, HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR SO LONG?

89. - EVERY MORNING, I START FRESH

90. BY PUTTING PUTTY-DOUGH IN MY CHEST

91. AND THEN LOWERING MY ARMS.

92. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM

93. WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

94. AN OCTOPUS IS TRYING TO OPEN A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER.

95. - OOH.

96. HRRAI!

97. YAARH!

98. - PEANUT BUTTER, IS IT WORTH IT?

99. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

100. - WHAT IF YOU MET SOMEONE

101. WHO WALKED, TALKED, AND LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU,

102. BUT WASN'T YOU?

103. - WHO ARE YOU?

104. - HE'S YOUR BROTHER, YOU IDIOT.

105. - IT'S THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "HOW I MET MY BROTHER."

106. - AAH!

107. - YOU DO LOOK A LOT LIKE ME.

108. - YOU'RE TWIN BROTHERS. WHAT DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND?

109. - AND IT'S A SPECIAL DAY FOR EVERYONE.

110. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

111. - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

112. - IT CAN'T BE. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

113. - AM I IN SOME KIND OF ALTERNATE REALITY?

114. - YOU'RE BROTHERS!

115. - WE'RE WHAT?

116. - WE'RE WHAT?

117. - "HOW I MET MY BROTHER"

118. IS CANCELLED.

119. - JARGLE.

120. IT KILLS THE GERMS THAT CAUSE BAD BREATH.

121. - AHH! OHH!

122. UGGH! OHH! AAH!

123. AAH! AAAAAH!

124. - UH, THANK YOU.

125. WE—WE'LL CALL YOU.

126. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT, MAN.

127. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN A GERM GETS KILLED.

128. I—I DIDN'T GO TO 4 YEARS OF JUILLIARD FOR NOTHIN'.

129. - HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

130. OR THIS?

131. HI. I'M WOLVERINE, AND IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,

132. IT'S CLEANERS THAT DON'T DO THEIR JOB.

133. THAT'S WHY I DESIGNED THE WOLVERCLEAN,

134. A REVOLUTIONARY NEW GLOVE THAT'LL MAKE FIGHTING DIRT EXTRA EASY.

135. WITH ITS 3 GRIME-FIGHTING ATTACHMENTS,

136. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SCRUB...

137. - AAH!

138. - BRUSH...

139. - AAH! UHH.

140. - AND BUFFER.

141. - AAH! TAKE THE CAR, MAN.

142. DON'T HURT ME!

143. - BUT DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

144. LISTEN TO THESE TRUE BELIEVERS.

145. - I LOVE IT.

146. MY ARMOR'S THE SHINIEST IT'S EVER BEEN.

147. - IT'S FANTASTIC.

148. THE WOLVERCLEAN GOT INTO AREAS EVEN I COULDN'T REACH.

149. - I HATE IT. IT PUNCTURED MY ARMOR

150. AND NEARLY SLICED MY ARM OFF.

151. WAIT. THAT WAS WOLVERINE. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

152. THE WOLVERCLEAN? OH, OH, I LOVE THE WOLVERCLEAN.

153. - PLUS, IF YOU DECIDE TO KEEP IT, I'LL SEND YOU

154. THE WOLVERSTEAM. IT CAN GET OUT

155. ALL OF YOUR TOUGHEST STAINS. - URRH?

156. - REMEMBER, I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO,

157. AND WHAT I DO IS CLEAN YOUR HOUSE.

158. - THE WOLVERCLEAN, ON SALE NOW.

159. - HEY, THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD TO ASK,

160. BUT WHY DID YOU DEFRIEND ME ON SPACENOOK?

161. - WELL, BECAUSE YOU WROTE

162. "VROOT DPP DEE DEE DOOP DWEET THWAAH"

163. ON MY WALL.

164. DUDE, MY MOM READS MY WALL.

165. - MAD!

166. - AAH!

167. - AAI!

168. UHH!

169. - 5 MORE MINUTES.

170. - BOUNTY HUNTERS, ENEMY FIGHTERS, AND FANCY CGI

171. CAN'T SAVE THESE CHARACTERS FROM LOOKING JUST AS WOODEN AS PINOCCHIO,

172. WHO, ON A SECRET MISSION, LEADS THE JEDI

173. AGAINST THE EVIL COUNT POOPOO.

174. - YOU HAVE LEARNED MUCH, MASTER OCCHIO.

175. - I'M FULL OF SURPRISES, POOPOO.

176. - I TAKE IT THAT'S A LIE.

177. AH, NO, PINOCCHIO.

178. WHY YOU NO HAVE MORE MIDI-CHLORINIS?

179. - TAKE HIM AWAY.

180. THEN GIVE POOPOO A NICE DIAGONAL WIPE.

181. - REX, WE'VE GOT TO GET THOSE PLANS.

182. - YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY SPOT. THAT'S REX.

183. - OH. SORRY, SPOT. - ACTUALLY, I'M CHECKERS.

184. - UHH. I HATE WORKING WITH CLONES.

185. GIVE IT UP, POOPOO.

186. YOUR ARMY IS ON ITS LAST LEGS.

187. - SAYS WHO?

188. - WELL, FOR STARTERS, THAT LAST BATTLE DROID

189. IS JUST A REPURPOSED SPELL & CHECK.

190. - SPELL "CORUSCANT." C—

191. - THIS IS WHERE POOPOO STARTS TO RUN.

192. - MANAKIN, POOPOO'S ESCAPING.

193. - SUDOKU! - YES, MASTER?

194. - PREPARE TO CATCH POOPOO.

195. - UGHH. I HATE HIS NAME,

196. BUT I LOVE LASAGNA.

197. - WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF ME.

198. - I THINK THE GARDENER'S HERE.

199. - I'M THE BOUNTY HUNTER KNOWN AS BAD NAME.

200. - GUESSING "BAD OUTFIT" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.

201. - "I GUESS THAT 'BAD OUTFIT' WAS ALREADY TAKEN."

202. - OLD JEDI MIND TRICK.

203. - IT WASN'T A JEDI MIND TRICK.

204. I WAS CLEARLY MOCKING YOU.

205. BUT I AM FREE FOR LANDSCAPING AND GENERAL LAWN CARE.

206. NO? NOT INTERESTED?

207. THEN DIE!

208. - WHAT'S THE NEWS, POOPOO?

209. - ACTUALLY, YOU'RE IN THE POTATO SALAD.

210. - WHAT? OH, GROSS.

211. DID YOU G-GET THE PLAN—

212. - UH, MY LORD, YOU SEEM TO BE BREAKING UP A BIT.

213. - HUH? OH, SORRY.

214. I'M MICROWAVING A BURRITO.

215. - NOT TO WORRY, MY LORD.

216. SOON THE ENTIRE GALAXY WILL BE YOURS TO RULE.

217. - RULE? WHO WANTS TO RULE IT?

218. I WANT TO OWN IT.

219. YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE TOY RIGHTS ARE WORTH?

220. - THEN WHAT ARE THESE PLANS FOR?

221. - DUH. AN AMUSEMENT PARK.

222. - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SENATE AND THE—

223. - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. THAT'S A DAY JOB.

224. THE REAL MONEY'S IN MARKETING.

225. LUCKILY MY OTHER CLONE ARMY HAS BEEN MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE.

226. - WHAT OTHER CLONE ARMY?

227. - OH, NO. LOOK.

228. GEORGE TROOPERS.

229. - YOU, TAKE THEIR LIGHTSABERS.

230. YOU, CREATE A VIDEO GAME.

231. YOU, MAKE AN ANIMATED SITCOM.

232. I WANT A BOUNTY-HUNTER CLOTHING LINE BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

233. - I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

234. - YOU AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE.

235. - TAKE 'EM AWAY. - ROGER ROGER.

236. - ACTUALLY, THAT'S ROGER. I'M BUSTER.

237. - NO, I'M SPARKY.

238. - UGHH. I HATE MONDAYS.

239. - MAD!

240. - MAD!

241. - MAD!