MAD 1x19

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The LAPD track down a runaway Easter bunny. Then Naruto is sent to the only place that can tolerate a spoiled brat like him: Beverly Hills.

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1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.

2. AFTER A JOB WELL DONE, THE EASTER BUNNY RETURNS HOME TO A HERO'S WELCOME.

3. - HE MISSED HIS CONNECTING FLIGHT IN MINNEAPOLIS.

4. - WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR FLYING SOUTHBEST.

5. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

6. - MAD!

7. - MAD!

8. - E.B., YOU NEED TO GET READY.

9. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE CROWNED THE EASTER BUNNY.

10. - DAD, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE EASTER BUNNY.

11. I WANT TO BE IN A BAND.

12. - NONSENSE.

13. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN TRAVELING THE WORLD

14. AND WORKING ONLY ONE DAY A YEAR?

15. - TRAVELING THE WORLD AND NEVER WORKING.

16. WHICH IS WHAT BANDS DO.

17. - KID'S GOT A POINT.

18. AND IF HIS BAND BLOWS UP, HE MIGHT MAKE A FORTUNE.

19. THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT GET MIXED UP WITH THOSE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE BOYS.

20. NOPE. I'M SORRY, SON.

21. I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO—

22. HE THINKS HE CAN DITCH ME, EH?

23. WELL, I KNOW WHO CAN BRING HIM IN.

24. - RESPONDED TO CALL ABOUT A RABBIT ON THE RUN.

25. SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT RANDOMLY CHECK OUT ONE CRANK CALL A DAY.

26. TODAY THE RABBIT BEATS OUT "DOWNTOWN RIOT."

27. PRANKSTERS.

28. - WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

29. - UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

30. - YOU TELL ME. I'M IN PURSUIT OF A DRUM PLAYING RABBIT ON THE RUN.

31. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I'D FIND ONE, WOULD YOU?

32. - YOU MEAN THAT GUY?

33. - WHAT THE? THAT'S HIM!

34. MAN, THAT GUY JUST KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING.

35. TURNS OUT THAT WASN'T HIM AFTER ALL.

36. BUT IF HE'S FROM OUT OF TOWN,

37. I BET I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE'S HEADED.

38. YEP, JUST AS I SUSPECTED, RABBIT TRACKS.

39. - ACTUALLY, THOSE ARE TOM CRUISE'S FOOTPRINTS.

40. - HUH?

41. - COULD YOU TAKE MY PHOTO WITH THEM?

42. - OH. UH, SURE.

43. - HEY, YOU'RE NOT THAT COP FROM "C.S.I.," ARE YOU?

44. - YES. YES, I AM.

45. WELL, I DIDN'T FIND THE BUNNY,

46. BUT I JUST GOT A CALL ABOUT SOME GUY MAKING A RACKET.

47. - EH, WHAT'S UP, COP?

48. - I THOUGHT YOU LIVED IN THE GROUND.

49. - THE RENT WAS TOO HIGH,

50. SO I MOVED INTO A CUL-DE-SAC.

51. - WELL, COULD YOU KEEP IT DO—WHAT THE?

52. FREEZE, RABBIT. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

53. - THIS ISN'T CEREAL. CEREAL'S FOR KIDS.

54. WHY WOULD I HAVE CEREAL?

55. - NOT YOU, THAT RABBIT.

56. - OH, SURE, NOW YOU TELL ME.

57. - COME ON, BUNNY, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

58. - OH, NO, HE ISN'T.

59. - DAVID HASSELHOFF?

60. - THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING.

61. - WOW. THANKS SO MUCH.

62. - NOT YOU GUYS. I MEAN THE RABBIT.

63. YOU GUYS ARE JUST STEALING MUSIC FROM THE SEVENTIES.

64. - OH, STEALING MUSIC FROM THE SEVENTIES, ARE YOU?

65. - SON, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON MY REALITY TALENT SHOW.

66. - NOT SO FAST. THIS HARE IS COMING WITH ME.

67. - NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

68. - UHH! - RUN, E.B.

69. - I CAN'T GET LOOSE.

70. - YES, TECHNICALLY THE RABBIT GOT AWAY.

71. BUT CLEARLY I'M THE LUCKY ONE.

72. 2, 3, 4.

73. - MAD!

74. - SOME PRODUCTS CLAIM THEY'LL HAVE YOUR BABY READING IN A YEAR.

75. - I'M USING MY NOODLE.

76. - WE SAY WHY WAIT?

77. - HUH?

78. - INTRODUCING THE READING WOMB,

79. THE NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT GETS YOUR BABY TALKING

80. BEFORE THEY COME OUT.

81. JUST ATTACH THE PATENTED BELLY PHONES,

82. INSERT ONE OF OUR LANGUAGE BOOKS ON TAPE,

83. AND IN NO TIME AT ALL—

84. - WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?

85. - YOUR BABY WILL HAVE TONS TO SAY.

86. - UGH! YOU'RE NOT EATING CHILI, ARE YOU?

87. - ONE MACHINE IS ALL YOU NEED.

88. - I WILL PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO STOP WATCHING "GOSSIP GIRL."

89. - EVEN IF YOU'RE HAVING TWINS.

90. - THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!

91. - SO WHY SETTLE FOR THIS—

92. - WAH!

93. - WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS?

94. - THE READING WOMB.

95. 100% GUARANTEED.

96. TAKE IT FROM ME, I'M ONLY 2 WEEKS OLD.

97. - WATCH OUT!

98. - IT'S TOTALLY FINE.

99. - UH, NO, HE MEANS ME.

100. GRR!

101. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ASK THE CELEBRITY.

102. - DEAR SHAKIRA, HOW DO YOU DO ALL THOSE CRAZY DANCE MOVES?

103. - EASY. I HAD ALL OF MY BONES SURGICALLY REMOVED.

104. - UM, A LITTLE HELP HERE.

105. - DEAR ZAC EFRON,

106. WHY IS YOUR HAIR ALWAYS IN YOUR EYES?

107. - THE ANSWER'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.

108. MY HAIR IS A LIVING THING THAT CONSTANTLY TRIES TO EAT MY HEAD.

109. IT'S TOTALLY ANNOYING.

110. - DEAR KATY PERRY, WHY ARE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SO BIG?

111. - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS ABOUT 3 FEET FROM THIS CRAZY GUY.

112. GOOD GRIEF!

113. THIS MAN'S BEEN RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER.

114. LET'S GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL, QUICK.

115. - AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

116. - GET READY TO DUST OFF THOSE RECORDS

117. BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR "SOUL TRON,"

118. THE HIPPEST TRIP ON THE GRID.

119. I'M YOUR HOST, TRON CORNELIUS,

120. AND WE GO SOME GREAT ADDITIONS TO THE "SOUL TRON" LINE.

121. SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

122. - THIS SEASON IS JAM-PACKED WITH GREAT ARTISTS LIKE...

123. THE JACKSON 5,

124. KANYE WEST,

125. AND ALICIA KEYS.

126. SO GET ON YOUR LIGHT-CYCLE AND JOIN THE SOUL TRON.

127. - SOUL TRON!

128. - MAD!

129. - ONE OF US IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

130. - HEY, BABY, LIKE ACROBATS?

131. WE'RE RELIABLE. - AAH!

132. - I SAID WE'RE RELIABLE.

133. - CATCH YOU LATER, CRATER FACE.

134. - ARE YOU FED UP WITH GETTING TEASED ABOUT YOUR ACNE?

135. - ARE YOU IN A PUDDLE?

136. - WELL, NOW YOU CAN FIGHT ZITS THE WAY VAMPIRES DO—

137. WITH CULLEN CLEAR.

138. JUST PUT SOME ON YOUR HAND—

139. - IS THAT WATER CLEAN?

140. - APPLY DIRECTLY TO ZITS.

141. AND WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE SUNLIGHT,

142. YOUR PIMPLES APPEAR AS DIAMONDS.

143. JUST WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF YOU.

144. - HEY, LOOK, IT'S CRATER...

145. I MEAN, 24-CARAT FACE.

146. - FOR A COMPLEXION LIKE A VAMPIRE,

147. USE CULLEN CLEAR.

148. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE ITCHING, BLINDING,

149. AND GETTING CONFUSED FOR A VAMPIRE.

150. - AHH.

151. - NO DOUBLE CREAM WITHOUT DOUBLE PAY.

152. - NO DOUBLE CREAM WITHOUT DOUBLE PAY.

153. - UHH!

154. - HOKAGE, WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

155. - NARUTO, YOU HAVE DEFACED HISTORIC MONUMENTS.

156. - UHH! - I DIDN'T!

157. - YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR NINJA TRAINING.

158. - UHH! - I HAVEN'T!

159. - AND YOU SKIPPED CLASS TO SEE THAT DOPEY JUSTIN BIEBER MOVIE.

160. - I WOULDN'T.

161. HOW DOES HE PLAY SO MANY INSTRUMENTS?

162. CURSE YOU, FLASHBACKS!

163. - NARUTO, UNTIL YOU LEARN WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A TRUE HOKAGE,

164. YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE ONLY PLACE TOLERANT

165. OF OBNOXIOUS, SELF-ENTITLED BRATS LIKE YOURSELF.

166. - UHH! - BEVERLY HILLS?

167. THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

168. - WHAT'S UP, JERK?

169. - WOW, HERE FOR 5 SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALREADY DATING ADRIANNA.

170. - HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.

171. - WAIT. WHAT? WHO'S? HUH?

172. - YOU'RE BLOCKING MY GARAGE, DUMMY.

173. HEY, BUTLER MAN, YOU FINISHED MY HOMEWORK?

174. - AS YOU REQUESTED, MASTER TEDDY.

175. - GIRLFRIENDS? DRAMA?

176. IN-SCHOOL GARAGE BUTLERS?

177. THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

178. BUT WHY DID THE HOKAGE SEND ME HERE?

179. "LEARN TO BE A BETTER PERSON."

180. "HUMILITY NOW."

181. "HELP OTHERS."

182. THAT'S IT. PROM KING!

183. - THE PROM IS TOMORROW.

184. - TO BECOME PROM KING TOMORROW.

185. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

186. - I HAVE SPENT THE DAY PRACTICING MY AGILITY,

187. FOCUSING MY WILL, AND SUMMONING MY INNER STRENGTH.

188. - PREPARING TO FIGHT?

189. - NO. TYING THIS BOWTIE.

190. - UHH!

191. - I'M HERE TO ACCEPT MY CROWN AS PROM KING.

192. - NOT SO FAST, TEDDY.

193. I, NARUTO, HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU TO THE BESTOWMENT OF PROM KING.

194. - THE ONLY WORDS I UNDERSTOOD WERE "PROM" AND "KING,"

195. BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO FIGHT, THEN YOU'RE ON.

196. - VERY WELL.

197. I CAN SUMMON AN ARMY OF CLONES

198. TO INCREASE MY FIGHTING ABILITY 100 FOLD.

199. - WHO IS THAT KID? IS HE NEW HERE?

200. - YES, WELL, I CAN BUY THEM ALL TICKETS TO COLDPLAY.

201. - YOU CAN?

202. - IT'S NOT THAT HARD, REALLY.

203. - THEN I GUESS WE FIGHT ONE ON ONE.

204. YAH!

205. - OOH! AHH! AHH!

206. - WHY DOES THE NARUTO FIGHTS ALWAYS HAPPEN OFF SCREEN?

207. - HUH? OH, SORRY. I GET DISTRACTED EASILY.

208. BETTER GET BACK TO NARUTO.

209. UH-OH. WHAT HAPPENED?

210. - I'VE SEEN "KUNG FU PANDA" 27 TIMES.

211. - HEY, EVERYONE, THE VOTES ARE IN,

212. AND YOUR NEW PROM KING IS...

213. NARUTO.

214. WAIT. NARUTO?

215. - BUT HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?

216. MY AGENT SAID THIS WAS A LOCK.

217. - MY CLONES MAY HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC,

218. BUT AT LEAST THEY NEVER FORGET TO VOTE.

219. - WHAT ABOUT THE COLDPLAY CONCERT?

220. - WE'RE IN NO RUSH.

221. THE OPENING ACT IS KELLIE PICKLER.

222. - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, NARUTO.

223. AND NOW YOUR NEW PROM QUEEN IS...

224. ALSO NARUTO.

225. - DID I MENTION I CAN TRANSFORM INTO A WOMAN?

226. - YEAH, NOW YOU'RE JUST GETTING GREEDY.

227. UH, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING.

228. - UHH!

229. - MAD!

230. - MAD!

231. - MAD!

232. - WHY IS "MAD" ALWAYS A RERUN?