1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS!Copy !req
2. ASTROLOGERS DISCOVER
A MISSING HOROSCOPE!Copy !req
3. THE SIGN—OPUKUS.Copy !req
4. - I THINK IT'S PRETTY
CLEAR WHY IT WENT MISSING.Copy !req
5. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR
REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.Copy !req
6. - MAD!Copy !req
7. - MAD!Copy !req
8. - TODAY MY BOY BECOMES A
VIKING BY KILLING A DRAGON!Copy !req
9. - NO, WAIT!Copy !req
10. WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL THEM.Copy !req
11. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
12. - I KNOW BECAUSE I
ACTUALLY TRAINED ONE...Copy !req
13. TO DANCE!Copy !req
14. - WELCOME TO "SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN TRAIN YOUR DRAGON HOW TOCopy !req
15. DANCE" WITH THIS WEEK'S
NEW CONTESTANTSCopy !req
16. HICCUP HADDOCK
AND TOOTHLESS.Copy !req
17. LET'S SEE HOW
THEY'RE SETTLING IN.Copy !req
18. - IT WAS A LITTLE
DAUNTING AT FIRST.Copy !req
19. - BECAUSE HE'S A DRAGON?Copy !req
20. - BECAUSE HE HAS NO RHYTHM.Copy !req
21. NO, NO, NO. YOU PUT
YOUR LEFT FOOT IN,Copy !req
22. YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.Copy !req
23. IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT A TAIL.Copy !req
24. PLUS THE COMPETITION
IS FIERCE THIS YEAR.Copy !req
25. YOU'VE GOT JAKE SMELLY AND
HIS BREAKDANCING BANSHEECopy !req
26. FROM "AVATAR."Copy !req
27. - IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING
CONNECTED TO YOUR PARTNER.Copy !req
28. OHH! I DON'T FEEL SO G—Copy !req
29. - OH, NO! I CAN'T
WATCH PEOPLE VOMIT!Copy !req
30. - AAH!Copy !req
31. - AND THEN OF COURSE THERE'S
DONKEY AND DRAGON,Copy !req
32. WHO HAVE THE MOST FLAIR.Copy !req
33. - I'M A FINE-LOOKING DRAGON.Copy !req
34. - YOU BETTER BE DRAGGING
YOUR BUT TO THE GYM.Copy !req
35. I DON'T THINK I
CAN... HOLD YOU MUCH LONGER.Copy !req
36. - BUT I THINK WE'VE GOT
A REALLY GOOD CHANCE.Copy !req
37. WELL, WE'VE GOT A CHANCE.Copy !req
38. - ALL RIGHT. BEFORE WE
BEGIN, LET'S MEET TONIGHT'SCopy !req
39. CELEBRITY JUDGES.Copy !req
40. HAGAR THE HORRIBLE!Copy !req
41. - LOOK ME UP. I'M AN OLD
REFERENCE, BUT I'M THERE.Copy !req
42. - MARY ANGUS MURPHY!Copy !req
43. - LET'S SEE SOME HOT TAMALES!Copy !req
44. - JUSTIN OF TIMBER-LAKE!Copy !req
45. - HEY.Copy !req
46. - AND THOR!Copy !req
47. - UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH FOR MY SISTER?Copy !req
48. - SURE. WHAT'S HER NAME.Copy !req
49. - UH... THOR.Copy !req
50. - NOW LET'S BRING OUT
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT.Copy !req
51. - OOH, OOH, OOH!
SOUND THE ALARM!Copy !req
52. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
53. - UH, I DON'T LIKE
YOUR DANCE MOVES.Copy !req
54. - HE'S NOT A CONTESTANT.
HE'S A NEIGHBOR!Copy !req
55. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
56. - THERE'S A GIANT
MONSTER DRAGON.Copy !req
57. HE'S HEADED THIS WAY, BUT
LUCKILY I HEARD YOU GUYSCopy !req
58. TRAINED YOUR DRAGONS.Copy !req
59. - YEAH, BUT WE
TRAINED THEM HOW TO...Copy !req
60. DANCE!Copy !req
61. THAT WENT OVER
BETTER THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
62. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
63. - NO. MINE WAS A GOOD SCREAM.Copy !req
64. I WAS TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE.Copy !req
65. - MAYBE WE COULD DEFEAT
THEM IF WE JOINED FORCES.Copy !req
66. - LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
67. - WHY AM I SO ANGRY?Copy !req
68. WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I
WAS A CONTESTANT LAST SEASONCopy !req
69. AND ONLY CAME IN THIRD.Copy !req
70. - AAH!
- I MEAN, REALLY.Copy !req
71. CLEARLY THERE WAS A
PROBLEM WITH MY 800-NUMBER.Copy !req
72. - UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. DRAGON.Copy !req
73. CAN I GET YOUR
AUTOGRAPH FOR MY NIECE?Copy !req
74. - OF COURSE.Copy !req
75. - HERE NAME'S THOR.Copy !req
76. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
77. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
78. - THIS-A GUY, HE'S
JUST NOT-A GETTING IT.Copy !req
79. - SHY PETER PARKER WAS BITTEN
BY A SPIDER, TURNING HIM INTOCopy !req
80. THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!Copy !req
81. NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO
BE JUST AS LUCKY WITHCopy !req
82. THE ITSY BITSY SUPER SPIDER.Copy !req
83. JUST ONE BITE FROM
OUR TINY SPIDER...Copy !req
84. - OW!Copy !req
85. - AND THE RESULTS COULD
BE JUST AS AMAZING!Copy !req
86. - ACTUALLY, I FEEL
KIND OF FEVERISH. OHH!Copy !req
87. - SURE SPIDEY'S TRANSFORMATION
MAY HAVE BEEN ONE OF A KIND,Copy !req
88. BUT WHO KNOWS UNTIL YOU TRY?Copy !req
89. - MY HIVES ARE THE
COLOR OF SPIDER-MAN!Copy !req
90. - HAVE 8 ARMS
LIKE A SPIDER,Copy !req
91. BUT NOW NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT.Copy !req
92. - YOU COULD ACQUIRE ANY ONE
OF HIS AMAZING POWERS.Copy !req
93. - IT'S LESS OF A POWER,
MORE OF A GOITER REALLY.Copy !req
94. MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP.Copy !req
95. HARD TIME... BREATHING.Copy !req
96. - THE ITSY BITSY SUPER SPIDER—
BECAUSE WITH GREAT POWERCopy !req
97. COMES GREAT ITCHING,
SWELLING, VOMITING, DIARRHEA,Copy !req
98. AND RESPONSIBILITY.Copy !req
99. - MAD!Copy !req
100. - HEH HEH.Copy !req
101. - UHH.Copy !req
102. HA HA HA!Copy !req
103. - NOW IT'S TIME FOR
ASK THE CELEBRITY.Copy !req
104. - DEAR SELENA GOMEZ, DO YOU
HAVE MAGICAL POWERS LIKE YOUCopy !req
105. DO "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"?Copy !req
106. - I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE
PEOPLE DO WHAT I COMMAND.Copy !req
107. YOU, DROP THAT WATER!Copy !req
108. DO IT, OR YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
109. NOW GET ON YOUR HANDS
AND KNEES AND LICK IT UP!Copy !req
110. - MAGIC!Copy !req
111. KEEP LICKING!Copy !req
112. - DEAR TAYLOR SWIFT, WHERE DOCopy !req
113. YOU KEEP ALL OF YOUR AWARDS?Copy !req
114. - I KEEP THEM DOWN HERE IN MY
BASEMENT RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THECopy !req
115. PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME.Copy !req
116. "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
VOTE FOR YOU, TAYLOR."Copy !req
117. HA HA HA!Copy !req
118. - DEAR JAY-Z, WHAT'S
BEEN THE GREATEST MOMENTCopy !req
119. OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR?Copy !req
120. - WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE
CONCERT—UH, I MEAN IT WAS THECopy !req
121. DAY I MARRIED MY BEAUTIFUL
AND TALENTED WIFE BEYONCE.Copy !req
122. IT WAS THE CONCERT.Copy !req
123. - I CAN HEAR YOU!Copy !req
124. - It really was that concert.Copy !req
125. - IT'S-A NO USE-A!Copy !req
126. I JUST-A CAN'T GET IT!Copy !req
127. I JUST-A CAN'T GET IT!Copy !req
128. OHH! BY GEORGE, I GOT IT!Copy !req
129. - MAD!
- MAD!Copy !req
130. - THIS WEEK ON "THE MAN WHOCopy !req
131. FORGOT HIS HAND IS A BOMB"...Copy !req
132. - HEY, MAN! I TOTALLY
ACED THAT TEST.Copy !req
133. - HIGH-FIVE!Copy !req
134. NO. WAIT!Copy !req
135. - ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT HAND, GREEN.Copy !req
136. - I GOT IT!Copy !req
137. I GOT IT.Copy !req
138. - CAREFUL. THAT COFFEE'S HOT.Copy !req
139. - I KNOW, I ALMOST
BURNT MY LIP—Copy !req
140. - SIR, YOU HAVE
YOURSELF A DEAL.Copy !req
141. LET'S SHAKE ON IT.Copy !req
142. NO. WAIT!Copy !req
143. I HAVE A COLD.Copy !req
144. WE SHOULD FIST BUMP.Copy !req
145. - NO. WAIT!Copy !req
146. - "THE MAN WHO FORGOT HIS HANDCopy !req
147. IS A BOMB," NOW ENTERING ITSCopy !req
148. FOURTH SEASON.Copy !req
149. - "MAD" PRESENTS "THIS
DAY IN HISTORY."Copy !req
150. ON THIS DAY IN 1837, PRESIDENT
WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON ATTENDSCopy !req
151. A PICNIC SOCIAL WHEN HIS WIFE
OF 40 YEARS DELIVERS THE VERYCopy !req
152. FIRST WET WILLY.Copy !req
153. THEY DIVORCED SOON AFTER.Copy !req
154. THAT WAS "THIS
DAY IN HISTORY."Copy !req
155. - WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT.Copy !req
156. - WHEE!Copy !req
157. - LOOK AT HIM GO!Copy !req
158. - HMM.Copy !req
159. - THEY SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH
A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT CAN YOUCopy !req
160. GUESS THE WORDS WE'RE
MAKING WITH THESE PICTURES?Copy !req
161. THE ANSWER IS SPORTS CAR.Copy !req
162. TRY ANOTHER.Copy !req
163. GIVE UP?Copy !req
164. WE WERE LOOKING FOR HAND BALL,Copy !req
165. AND FINALLY...Copy !req
166. YOU GUESSED IT!Copy !req
167. THE COTTON GIN!Copy !req
168. COME TO THINK OF IT, WE'RE NOTCopy !req
169. SURE HOW THIS GAME WORKS EITHER.Copy !req
170. - DID YOU KNOW THAT AT
LEAST ONE WEEKEND A MONTHCopy !req
171. AUTOMOBILES ARE BEING ABUSED
IN DEMOLITION DERBIES.Copy !req
172. - HI. I AM OPTIMUS PRIME.Copy !req
173. MILLIONS OF CARS ARE DESTROYED
EVERY YEAR BY PEOPLE WHO,Copy !req
174. WELL, LIKE TO DESTROY CARS.Copy !req
175. WILL YOU BE AN AUTO ANGEL
SO THAT THE SENSELESS ACTCopy !req
176. OF DESTROYING CARS IN
AN AWESOME WAY IN FRONTCopy !req
177. OF THOUSANDS OF CHEERING
FANS CAN COME TO AN END?Copy !req
178. PLEASE DONATE TO P.E.D.A.L.,
PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL DEFENSECopy !req
179. OF AUTOBOT LIVES.Copy !req
180. FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A
CAN OF OIL, CAN ADOPT A TRUCKCopy !req
181. BECAUSE AN AUTOMOBILE IS
A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE,Copy !req
182. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON TRUCKZILLA!Copy !req
183. - MAD!Copy !req
184. - AND A BANANA
FOR THE GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
185. - UM, I ORDERED THE SORBET.Copy !req
186. - OH. UH, I'M SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
187. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT—Copy !req
188. - OH, YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
189. - WALTER, PLEASE.Copy !req
190. - SIR, I CAN ASSURE YOU
IT WAS A MISTAKE.Copy !req
191. - OH, YEAH. YEAH. IT WAS
A MISTAKE. RIGHT.Copy !req
192. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL
TAKE THE CHECK.Copy !req
193. - BUT, SIR, I COULD—Copy !req
194. - THE CHECK!Copy !req
195. - SIR!Copy !req
196. - HOO, HOO, HOO,
HOO, AAH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
197. - HERE WE GO!Copy !req
198. - AAH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
199. - YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
200. TAYLOR!Copy !req
201. - T-PAIN!Copy !req
202. - MILEY!Copy !req
203. - TRIPLE H!Copy !req
204. - YO GAGA GAGA! YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
205. YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
206. - LADY GAGA HERE.Copy !req
207. READY FOR THE BEST DAY EVER?Copy !req
208. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR
FRIENDS ARE UP TO.Copy !req
209. GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
210. GOOD MORNING, GAGA!Copy !req
211. - TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
AND SHOW THE WORLD YOURCopy !req
212. PO-PO-PO-POKER FACES!Copy !req
213. AND HOW DO WE START EVERY DAY?Copy !req
214. - BY DRINKING 8 RAW EGGS AND
DOING 4,000 SQUAT THRUSTS?Copy !req
215. - NO, SILLY! WE GET DRESSED!Copy !req
216. - BUT WHAT DO WE WEAR?Copy !req
217. AND DON'T SAY WHAT I
WORE YESTERDAYCopy !req
218. BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
219. - YOU CAN WEAR ANYTHING!Copy !req
220. - ANYTHING?Copy !req
221. - A CLOCK, A PILLOW, OR A CAT?Copy !req
222. - YOU CAN WEAR IT!Copy !req
223. - A BOTTLE, SOME
FEATHERS, AND A MAP?Copy !req
224. - ANY... THING... YOU WANT!Copy !req
225. - HOW ABOUT ROPE?Copy !req
226. CAN YOU WEAR THAT?Copy !req
227. - ROPE? SURE!Copy !req
228. HUH?Copy !req
229. OHH, OHH, AAH!Copy !req
230. HEY. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
231. - WE AIN'T LEAVING THE HOUSE
LOOKING LIKE THIS, FOOL.Copy !req
232. - LET'S GO!Copy !req
233. - YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
234. - AAH!Copy !req
235. - MAN, I LOVE CRAZY
MONSTER MOVIES.Copy !req
236. - HEH. YEAH. CRAZY.Copy !req
237. - AAH!Copy !req
238. - MAD!Copy !req
239. - MAD!Copy !req
240. - It really was that concert.Copy !req