1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS!Copy !req
2. ASTROLOGERS DISCOVER
A MISSING HOROSCOPE!Copy !req
3. THE SIGN—OPUKUS.Copy !req
4. - I THINK IT'S PRETTY
CLEAR WHY IT WENT MISSING.Copy !req
5. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR
REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.Copy !req
6. - MAD!Copy !req
7. - MAD!Copy !req
8. - TODAY MY BOY BECOMES A
VIKING BY KILLING A DRAGON!Copy !req
9. - [CHANTING, "KILL']Copy !req
10. - NO, WAIT!Copy !req
11. WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL THEM.Copy !req
12. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
13. - I KNOW BECAUSE I
ACTUALLY TRAINED ONE...Copy !req
14. TO DANCE!Copy !req
15. - WELCOME TO "SO YOU THINK YOU
CAN TRAIN YOUR DRAGON HOW TOCopy !req
16. DANCE" WITH THIS WEEK'S
NEW CONTESTANTSCopy !req
17. HICCUP HADDOCK
AND TOOTHLESS.Copy !req
18. LET'S SEE HOW
THEY'RE SETTLING IN.Copy !req
19. - IT WAS A LITTLE
DAUNTING AT FIRST.Copy !req
20. - BECAUSE HE'S A DRAGON?Copy !req
21. - BECAUSE HE HAS NO RHYTHM.Copy !req
22. NO, NO, NO. YOU PUT
YOUR LEFT FOOT IN,Copy !req
23. YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.Copy !req
24. IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT A TAIL.Copy !req
25. PLUS THE COMPETITION
IS FIERCE THIS YEAR.Copy !req
26. YOU'VE GOT JAKE SMELLY AND
HIS BREAKDANCING BANSHEECopy !req
27. FROM "AVATAR."Copy !req
28. - IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING
CONNECTED TO YOUR PARTNER.Copy !req
29. OHH! I DON'T FEEL SO G—Copy !req
30. - OH, NO! I CAN'T
WATCH PEOPLE VOMIT!Copy !req
31. - AAH!Copy !req
32. - AND THEN OF COURSE THERE'S
DONKEY AND DRAGON,Copy !req
33. WHO HAVE THE MOST FLAIR.Copy !req
34. - I'M A FINE-LOOKING DRAGON.Copy !req
35. - YOU BETTER BE DRAGGING
YOUR BUT TO THE GYM.Copy !req
36. I DON'T THINK I
CAN... HOLD YOU MUCH LONGER.Copy !req
37. - BUT I THINK WE'VE GOT
A REALLY GOOD CHANCE.Copy !req
38. WELL, WE'VE GOT A CHANCE.Copy !req
39. - ALL RIGHT. BEFORE WE
BEGIN, LET'S MEET TONIGHT'SCopy !req
40. CELEBRITY JUDGES.Copy !req
41. HAGAR THE HORRIBLE!Copy !req
42. - LOOK ME UP. I'M AN OLD
REFERENCE, BUT I'M THERE.Copy !req
43. - MARY ANGUS MURPHY!Copy !req
44. - LET'S SEE SOME HOT TAMALES!Copy !req
45. - JUSTIN OF TIMBER-LAKE!Copy !req
46. - HEY.Copy !req
47. - AND THOR!Copy !req
48. - UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH FOR MY SISTER?Copy !req
49. - SURE. WHAT'S HER NAME.Copy !req
50. - UH... THOR.Copy !req
51. - NOW LET'S BRING OUT
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT.Copy !req
52. - OOH, OOH, OOH!
SOUND THE ALARM!Copy !req
53. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
54. - UH, I DON'T LIKE
YOUR DANCE MOVES.Copy !req
55. - HE'S NOT A CONTESTANT.
HE'S A NEIGHBOR!Copy !req
56. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
57. - THERE'S A GIANT
MONSTER DRAGON.Copy !req
58. HE'S HEADED THIS WAY, BUT
LUCKILY I HEARD YOU GUYSCopy !req
59. TRAINED YOUR DRAGONS.Copy !req
60. - YEAH, BUT WE
TRAINED THEM HOW TO...Copy !req
61. DANCE!Copy !req
62. THAT WENT OVER
BETTER THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
63. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
64. - NO. MINE WAS A GOOD SCREAM.Copy !req
65. I WAS TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE.Copy !req
66. - MAYBE WE COULD DEFEAT
THEM IF WE JOINED FORCES.Copy !req
67. - LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
68. - WHY AM I SO ANGRY?Copy !req
69. WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I
WAS A CONTESTANT LAST SEASONCopy !req
70. AND ONLY CAME IN THIRD.Copy !req
71. - AAH!
- I MEAN, REALLY.Copy !req
72. CLEARLY THERE WAS A
PROBLEM WITH MY 800-NUMBER.Copy !req
73. - UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. DRAGON.Copy !req
74. CAN I GET YOUR
AUTOGRAPH FOR MY NIECE?Copy !req
75. - OF COURSE.Copy !req
76. - HERE NAME'S THOR.Copy !req
77. - WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
78. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
79. - THIS-A GUY, HE'S
JUST NOT-A GETTING IT.Copy !req
80. - SHY PETER PARKER WAS BITTEN
BY A SPIDER, TURNING HIM INTOCopy !req
81. THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!Copy !req
82. NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO
BE JUST AS LUCKY WITHCopy !req
83. THE ITSY BITSY SUPER SPIDER.Copy !req
84. JUST ONE BITE FROM
OUR TINY SPIDER...Copy !req
85. - OW!Copy !req
86. - AND THE RESULTS COULD
BE JUST AS AMAZING!Copy !req
87. - ACTUALLY, I FEEL
KIND OF FEVERISH. OHH!Copy !req
88. - SURE SPIDEY'S TRANSFORMATION
MAY HAVE BEEN ONE OF A KIND,Copy !req
89. BUT WHO KNOWS UNTIL YOU TRY?Copy !req
90. - MY HIVES ARE THE
COLOR OF SPIDER-MAN!Copy !req
91. - HAVE 8 ARMS
LIKE A SPIDER,Copy !req
92. BUT NOW NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT.Copy !req
93. - YOU COULD ACQUIRE ANY ONE
OF HIS AMAZING POWERS.Copy !req
94. - IT'S LESS OF A POWER,
MORE OF A GOITER REALLY.Copy !req
95. MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP.Copy !req
96. HARD TIME... BREATHING.Copy !req
97. - THE ITSY BITSY SUPER SPIDER—
BECAUSE WITH GREAT POWERCopy !req
98. COMES GREAT ITCHING,
SWELLING, VOMITING, DIARRHEA,Copy !req
99. AND RESPONSIBILITY.Copy !req
100. - MAD!Copy !req
101. - HEH HEH.Copy !req
102. - UHH.Copy !req
103. HA HA HA!Copy !req
104. - NOW IT'S TIME FOR
ASK THE CELEBRITY.Copy !req
105. - DEAR SELENA GOMEZ, DO YOU
HAVE MAGICAL POWERS LIKE YOUCopy !req
106. DO "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE"?Copy !req
107. - I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE
PEOPLE DO WHAT I COMMAND.Copy !req
108. YOU, DROP THAT WATER!Copy !req
109. DO IT, OR YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
110. NOW GET ON YOUR HANDS
AND KNEES AND LICK IT UP!Copy !req
111. - MAGIC!Copy !req
112. KEEP LICKING!Copy !req
113. - DEAR TAYLOR SWIFT, WHERE DOCopy !req
114. YOU KEEP ALL OF YOUR AWARDS?Copy !req
115. - I KEEP THEM DOWN HERE IN MY
BASEMENT RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THECopy !req
116. PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME.Copy !req
117. "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
VOTE FOR YOU, TAYLOR."Copy !req
118. HA HA HA!Copy !req
119. - DEAR JAY-Z, WHAT'S
BEEN THE GREATEST MOMENTCopy !req
120. OF YOUR LIFE SO FAR?Copy !req
121. - WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE
CONCERT—UH, I MEAN IT WAS THECopy !req
122. DAY I MARRIED MY BEAUTIFUL
AND TALENTED WIFE BEYONCE.Copy !req
123. IT WAS THE CONCERT.Copy !req
124. - I CAN HEAR YOU!Copy !req
125. - It really was that concert.Copy !req
126. - IT'S-A NO USE-A!Copy !req
127. I JUST-A CAN'T GET IT!Copy !req
128. I JUST-A CAN'T GET IT!Copy !req
129. OHH! BY GEORGE, I GOT IT!Copy !req
130. - MAD!
- MAD!Copy !req
131. - THIS WEEK ON "THE MAN WHOCopy !req
132. FORGOT HIS HAND IS A BOMB"...Copy !req
133. - HEY, MAN! I TOTALLY
ACED THAT TEST.Copy !req
134. - HIGH-FIVE!Copy !req
135. NO. WAIT!Copy !req
136. - ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT HAND, GREEN.Copy !req
137. - I GOT IT!Copy !req
138. I GOT IT.Copy !req
139. - CAREFUL. THAT COFFEE'S HOT.Copy !req
140. - I KNOW, I ALMOST
BURNT MY LIP—Copy !req
141. - SIR, YOU HAVE
YOURSELF A DEAL.Copy !req
142. LET'S SHAKE ON IT.Copy !req
143. NO. WAIT!Copy !req
144. I HAVE A COLD.Copy !req
145. WE SHOULD FIST BUMP.Copy !req
146. - NO. WAIT!Copy !req
147. - "THE MAN WHO FORGOT HIS HANDCopy !req
148. IS A BOMB," NOW ENTERING ITSCopy !req
149. FOURTH SEASON.Copy !req
150. - "MAD" PRESENTS "THIS
DAY IN HISTORY."Copy !req
151. ON THIS DAY IN 1837, PRESIDENT
WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON ATTENDSCopy !req
152. A PICNIC SOCIAL WHEN HIS WIFE
OF 40 YEARS DELIVERS THE VERYCopy !req
153. FIRST WET WILLY.Copy !req
154. THEY DIVORCED SOON AFTER.Copy !req
155. THAT WAS "THIS
DAY IN HISTORY."Copy !req
156. - WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT.Copy !req
157. - WHEE!Copy !req
158. - LOOK AT HIM GO!Copy !req
159. - HMM.Copy !req
160. - THEY SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH
A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT CAN YOUCopy !req
161. GUESS THE WORDS WE'RE
MAKING WITH THESE PICTURES?Copy !req
162. THE ANSWER IS SPORTS CAR.Copy !req
163. TRY ANOTHER.Copy !req
164. GIVE UP?Copy !req
165. WE WERE LOOKING FOR HAND BALL,Copy !req
166. AND FINALLY...Copy !req
167. YOU GUESSED IT!Copy !req
168. THE COTTON GIN!Copy !req
169. COME TO THINK OF IT, WE'RE NOTCopy !req
170. SURE HOW THIS GAME WORKS EITHER.Copy !req
171. - DID YOU KNOW THAT AT
LEAST ONE WEEKEND A MONTHCopy !req
172. AUTOMOBILES ARE BEING ABUSED
IN DEMOLITION DERBIES.Copy !req
173. - HI. I AM OPTIMUS PRIME.Copy !req
174. MILLIONS OF CARS ARE DESTROYED
EVERY YEAR BY PEOPLE WHO,Copy !req
175. WELL, LIKE TO DESTROY CARS.Copy !req
176. WILL YOU BE AN AUTO ANGEL
SO THAT THE SENSELESS ACTCopy !req
177. OF DESTROYING CARS IN
AN AWESOME WAY IN FRONTCopy !req
178. OF THOUSANDS OF CHEERING
FANS CAN COME TO AN END?Copy !req
179. PLEASE DONATE TO P.E.D.A.L.,
PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL DEFENSECopy !req
180. OF AUTOBOT LIVES.Copy !req
181. FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A
CAN OF OIL, CAN ADOPT A TRUCKCopy !req
182. BECAUSE AN AUTOMOBILE IS
A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE,Copy !req
183. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON TRUCKZILLA!Copy !req
184. - MAD!Copy !req
185. - AND A BANANA
FOR THE GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
186. - UM, I ORDERED THE SORBET.Copy !req
187. - OH. UH, I'M SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
188. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT—Copy !req
189. - OH, YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
190. - WALTER, PLEASE.Copy !req
191. - SIR, I CAN ASSURE YOU
IT WAS A MISTAKE.Copy !req
192. - OH, YEAH. YEAH. IT WAS
A MISTAKE. RIGHT.Copy !req
193. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL
TAKE THE CHECK.Copy !req
194. - BUT, SIR, I COULD—Copy !req
195. - THE CHECK!Copy !req
196. - SIR!Copy !req
197. - HOO, HOO, HOO,
HOO, AAH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
198. - HERE WE GO!Copy !req
199. - AAH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
200. - YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
201. TAYLOR!Copy !req
202. - T-PAIN!Copy !req
203. - MILEY!Copy !req
204. - TRIPLE H!Copy !req
205. - YO GAGA GAGA! YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
206. YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
207. - LADY GAGA HERE.Copy !req
208. READY FOR THE BEST DAY EVER?Copy !req
209. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR
FRIENDS ARE UP TO.Copy !req
210. GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
211. GOOD MORNING, GAGA!Copy !req
212. - TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
AND SHOW THE WORLD YOURCopy !req
213. PO-PO-PO-POKER FACES!Copy !req
214. AND HOW DO WE START EVERY DAY?Copy !req
215. - BY DRINKING 8 RAW EGGS AND
DOING 4,000 SQUAT THRUSTS?Copy !req
216. - NO, SILLY! WE GET DRESSED!Copy !req
217. - BUT WHAT DO WE WEAR?Copy !req
218. AND DON'T SAY WHAT I
WORE YESTERDAYCopy !req
219. BECAUSE I DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
220. - YOU CAN WEAR ANYTHING!Copy !req
221. - ANYTHING?Copy !req
222. - A CLOCK, A PILLOW, OR A CAT?Copy !req
223. - YOU CAN WEAR IT!Copy !req
224. - A BOTTLE, SOME
FEATHERS, AND A MAP?Copy !req
225. - ANY... THING... YOU WANT!Copy !req
226. - HOW ABOUT ROPE?Copy !req
227. CAN YOU WEAR THAT?Copy !req
228. - ROPE? SURE!Copy !req
229. HUH?Copy !req
230. OHH, OHH, AAH!Copy !req
231. HEY. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
232. - WE AIN'T LEAVING THE HOUSE
LOOKING LIKE THIS, FOOL.Copy !req
233. - LET'S GO!Copy !req
234. - YO GAGA GAGA!Copy !req
235. - AAH!Copy !req
236. - MAN, I LOVE CRAZY
MONSTER MOVIES.Copy !req
237. - HEH. YEAH. CRAZY.Copy !req
238. - AAH!Copy !req
239. - MAD!Copy !req
240. - MAD!Copy !req
241. - It really was that concert.Copy !req