1. - WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.Copy !req
2. CANINE RESEARCH CONTINUES.Copy !req
3. - 4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS AGREE—Copy !req
4. CHIHUAHUAS REALLY,
REALLY ANNOYING.Copy !req
5. WE NOW RETURN YOU
TO YOUR REGULARLY
SCHEDULED PROGRAM.Copy !req
6. - MAD!Copy !req
7. - MAD!Copy !req
8. - WE DID IT, ELLIE.Copy !req
9. WE'RE FINALLY FREE
OF ALL THOSE IDIOTS.Copy !req
10. - SUP?Copy !req
11. - YO, YOU GOT
A SITUATION HERE.Copy !req
12. AND HERE.Copy !req
13. - NOW, WE'RE REALLY HIGH.Copy !req
14. - BALLOONS!Copy !req
15. - I ASSURE YOU,
THERE IS NO PARTY HERE.Copy !req
16. NOW GET OUT.Copy !req
17. - TOO LATE, YO.
BUT IF THIS ISN'T
A HOUSE PARTY,Copy !req
18. LET'S TAKE THIS HOUSE
TO THE PARTY.Copy !req
19. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
20. - WE'RE TAKING THIS BABY
TO SOUTH BEACH.Copy !req
21. - MIKE, TAKE ME HOME.
I FEEL.Copy !req
22. - YO, I'M NOT READY
TO LEAVE YET.Copy !req
23. - I SAID TAKE ME HOME!Copy !req
24. - SURE, I MESSED UP,
BUT THAT'S HOW FLYING HOUSES GO.Copy !req
25. PEOPLE GO A LITTLE NUTS
SOMETIMES.Copy !req
26. - WHY ARE YOU TALKING
SO CLOSE TO ME?Copy !req
27. - I MISS THE CAMERAS!Copy !req
28. - THIS PLACE STINKS.Copy !req
29. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE
ANY PICKLES.Copy !req
30. - YO, PASS ME A HATERADE.Copy !req
31. - HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
ALL HE HAS ARECopy !req
32. HATER-TOTS.Copy !req
33. - UGH.
I HATE THIS REFRIGEHATER.Copy !req
34. - HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN
PAULY D?Copy !req
35. - YO, WHO NEEDS A TANNING BEDCopy !req
36. WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE
TO THE SUN?Copy !req
37. MMM.
SMELLS LIKE SAUSAGES.Copy !req
38. - YOU KIDS HAD BETTER NOT—Copy !req
39. OH, NO.Copy !req
40. - OH, ELLIE.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?Copy !req
41. THEY'VE TURNED OUR HOUSE
INTO AN ITALIAN-AMERICAN
MEAT FACTORY.Copy !req
42. - LOOK, EVERYONE!
A HOT TUB!Copy !req
43. - NO, WAIT! WE'RE—Copy !req
44. - 30,000 FEET IN THE AIR.Copy !req
45. - HA! ALL I SEE ARE
2 FEET IN THE AIR.Copy !req
46. - YO, FOOL.
SHE CAN'T SWIM!Copy !req
47. - AND YOU CAN'T SLIDE, POSER!Copy !req
48. - SUP!
YOU READY TO GO HOME NOW?Copy !req
49. - SHUT UP!Copy !req
50. - MAN,
THAT IS ONE STUPID SITUATION.Copy !req
51. - YO, YOUR PHONE IS RINGING.
I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
52. THIS HOUSE IS ATROT-IOUS!Copy !req
53. - ELLIE, WE'RE IN LUCK.Copy !req
54. THESE KIDS ARE DROPPING
LIKE FLIES.Copy !req
55. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
56. - BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR.Copy !req
57. PLUS, I LIKE TO YELL
WHEN I GET READY.Copy !req
58. - WE'RE COMING UP
ON SOUTH BEACH.Copy !req
59. MAYBE YOU SHOULD THROW
YOUR CHAINS OVERBOARD
TO ACT AS AN ANCHOR.Copy !req
60. - WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
61. - I DIDN'T MEAN
WITH YOU IN 'EM!Copy !req
62. - THIS IS WAY BETTER
THAN BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR.Copy !req
63. - WE DID IT, ELLIE.
IT'S BACK TO YOU AND ME.Copy !req
64. - HEY, CARL,
WANT TO MAKE OUT?Copy !req
65. WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE.Copy !req
66. - UHH...Copy !req
67. HAVE YOU TRIED
THE JACUZZI YET?Copy !req
68. - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO BE SMARTER THAN THAT
TO GET RID OF ME.Copy !req
69. - AAH!Copy !req
70. - MAYBE FLORIDA ISN'T
SUCH A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL.Copy !req
71. - 'SUP, FOLKS?
LET'S PARTY.Copy !req
72. - UGH!Copy !req
73. - BAD IDEA NUMBER 771—
UNICORN ON THE COB.Copy !req
74. - MAD!Copy !req
75. - FOR YEARS,
THEY WALKED THE EARTHCopy !req
76. WITH ONLY ONE THING
ON THEIR MINDS.Copy !req
77. - BLOOD FOR DINNER AGAIN?Copy !req
78. LUCKILY,
THERE'S NEW VAMPIRE HELPER,Copy !req
79. THE NEW FLAVOR MIX
THAT TURNS ANY DINNER
INTO A WINNER.Copy !req
80. VAMPIRE HELPER TURNS
YOUR PLAIN PANICKED VICTIMCopy !req
81. INTO A SAVORY, TANGY,
CHEDDAR CHEESE
AND MACARONI SUPPERCopy !req
82. YOUR FAMILY WILL LOVE.Copy !req
83. - I SOUND DELICIOUS!Copy !req
84. - OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
THAT NECK IS MINE.Copy !req
85. - NO, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
86. - VAMPIRE HELPER!Copy !req
87. NOW IN NEW SESAME CHICKEN.Copy !req
88. - UH-OH!Copy !req
89. - OK. I'VE GOT
THE LOAFERS YOU WANTED
IN A SIZE 3.Copy !req
90. - EXCELLENT.Copy !req
91. - AND I FOUND ANOTHER PAIR
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE.Copy !req
92. - WHAT TYPE OF SHOES ARE THOSE?Copy !req
93. - THEY'RE ALLI—
UH—CROCODILE.Copy !req
94. THEY'RE—THEY'RE—
CROC—CROCODILE!Copy !req
95. - YEAH. CROCODILE.Copy !req
96. - AND NOW,
IT'S TIME FORCopy !req
97. "WHERE IS KRISTEN STEWART
WISHING SHE'D RATHER BE?"Copy !req
98. KRISTEN STEWART
ALWAYS LOOKS LIKECopy !req
99. SHE'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE
BUT WHERE SHE IS.Copy !req
100. CAN YOU GUESS
WHERE SHE'S WISHING SHE WAS?Copy !req
101. - IS IT "A,"
IN A GINGERBREAD HOUSE,Copy !req
102. "B," ON THE MOON,Copy !req
103. "C," IN AN AQUARIUM,Copy !req
104. OR "D,"
IN ANOTHER MOVIE?Copy !req
105. AND THE ANSWER IS...Copy !req
106. NOWHERE!Copy !req
107. - KRISTEN STEWART LOOKS UNHAPPY
WHEREVER SHE GOES.Copy !req
108. - YOU CAN RELAX NOW, SIR.Copy !req
109. I'LL HAVE YOUR PICTURE READY
IN 5 MINUTES.Copy !req
110. - THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
111. - MAD!
- MAD!
- MAD!Copy !req
112. - EVERY YEAR...Copy !req
113. - OOH!
MARSHMALLOW CHIRPS!Copy !req
114. - THEY RETURN...Copy !req
115. - THAT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
116. - JUST IN TIME...Copy !req
117. FOR EASTER!Copy !req
118. - WHAT?
I HAVE TO RESTOCK THE SHELVES.Copy !req
119. - "THE CHIRPS!"Copy !req
120. THEY'RE GOOEY...Copy !req
121. - I CAN'T GET THEM OUT!Copy !req
122. - THEY'RE STICKY...Copy !req
123. - EASTER BUNNY?Copy !req
124. - AND THEY NEVER, EVER GO AWAY.Copy !req
125. - "THE CHIRPS!"Copy !req
126. - BAD IDEA NUMBER 267—Copy !req
127. STROBE LIGHTHOUSE.Copy !req
128. - UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE RAIN.Copy !req
129. - WAH!
WATCH IT, KID!Copy !req
130. - THE PENGUIN!Copy !req
131. - BETTER NOT LET THE COPS
SEE YOU WITH THAT.Copy !req
132. - MY UMBRELLA?Copy !req
133. - AN UMBRELLA CAN BE
A DANGEROUS WEAPONCopy !req
134. WITH THOSE POINTY ENDS.Copy !req
135. - GEE. I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.Copy !req
136. - BETTER GIVE IT TO ME
SO NO ONE MISTAKES YOU
FOR A SUPERVILLAIN.Copy !req
137. - THANKS, MR. PENGUIN.Copy !req
138. - NO PROBLEM...Copy !req
139. - JERK.Copy !req
140. - WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
141. - DON'T PLAY SPORTS
BUT WANT TO SEEM
LIKE YOU DO?Copy !req
142. THEN TRY SHAX BODY SPRAY.Copy !req
143. - SHAQUILLE O'NEAL?Copy !req
144. - IF THERE'S ONE THING
I KNOW HOW TO DO,Copy !req
145. IT'S SWEAT.Copy !req
146. I ALSO KNOW
HOW TO BOTTLE ITCopy !req
147. AND HOW TO REPLACE
THE "Q" IN MY NAMECopy !req
148. SO IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT OTHER BODY SPRAY.Copy !req
149. - IS THAT LEGAL?
- SHAX!Copy !req
150. - JUST SPRAY IT ON
ONCE IN THE MORNING...Copy !req
151. - AND YOU'LL REEK FOR A WEEK.Copy !req
152. THEY WON'T JUST THINK
YOU'VE RUN UP AND DOWN
THE COURTS ALL DAY—Copy !req
153. - THEY'LL THINK
SOMETHING CRAWLED UP
YOUR SHORTS AND DIED.Copy !req
154. YOU'LL BE AN MPV
ON THE COURT...Copy !req
155. - I PICK HIM.
WITH THAT SMELL,
HE MUST BE GOOD.Copy !req
156. - AND OFF.
- WOW. DO YOU WORK OUT?Copy !req
157. - NEVER.
- SHAX!Copy !req
158. - SHAX BODY SPRAY.Copy !req
159. IT'S GONNA KNOCK 'EM OUT.
- SHAX!Copy !req
160. - MAD.Copy !req
161. - AAH. THANK GOODNESS,
A BOTTLE.Copy !req
162. - AT LAST!
FREE ME FROM THIS BOTTLE,Copy !req
163. AND I'LL GRANT
YOUR EVERY WISH!Copy !req
164. WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
165. - UGH!
I WISH I HADN'T DRANK THAT.Copy !req
166. - YOU AND ME BOTH.Copy !req
167. - I'VE NEVER SEEN
A CASE LIKE THIS
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
168. - ME, EITHER.Copy !req
169. - I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
IT'S BOTH STYLISH
AND FUNCTIONAL.Copy !req
170. - HEY!Copy !req
171. SO, CAN YOU HELP ME OR WHAT?Copy !req
172. - NO, BUT WE KNOW SOMEONE
WHO CAN.Copy !req
173. A MOUSE DOCTOR?
ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
174. - SHUT UP AND SAY "AHH."Copy !req
175. - MOUSE, THIS PATIENT HAS BEEN
SICK FOR WEEKS.Copy !req
176. OHH. STOMACH HURT.Copy !req
177. - HOW MANY TIMES
HAS HE TOSSED HIS COOKIES?Copy !req
178. - I WILL COUNT THE TIMES.Copy !req
179. ONE! ONE PUKE!Copy !req
180. TWO! TWO PUKES!
AH, AH, AH!Copy !req
181. THREE!Copy !req
182. - IF YOU DON'T CAN IT,
YOU'LL BE COUNTINGCopy !req
183. THE NUMBER OF STITCHES
I PUT IN YOUR FACE.
- AH, YES.Copy !req
184. - IT MUST BE THE COOKIES.Copy !req
185. HE EATS 700 OF THEM
A DAY.Copy !req
186. - THAT'S A SOLID DIAGNOSIS.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
187. - IF YOU GOT
YOUR MEDICAL DEGREECopy !req
188. AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
189. - WELL, IF IT ISN'T
BOB THE BABY.Copy !req
190. - HE SMASHED HIS THUMB
WITH A HAMMER.Copy !req
191. - CAN WE FIX IT?
AAH!Copy !req
192. - UH, ACTUALLY, NO.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO AMPUTATE.Copy !req
193. - PATIENT'S NAME IS
MILEY CYRUS,Copy !req
194. BUT SHE INSISTS
SHE'S HANNAH MONTANA.Copy !req
195. - I AM HANNAH MONTANA,
AND EVERYONE LOVES ME!Copy !req
196. - SHE'S CLEARLY DELUSIONAL.Copy !req
197. - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO DEAL WITH THIS—
PULL THE PLUG.Copy !req
198. OHH! UGH.Copy !req
199. I'M GOING TO SUE YOU
FOR MOUSEPRACTICE.Copy !req
200. - OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
OH, BOY. OH, BOY.Copy !req
201. - HE'S GETTING WORSE,
AND THESE X-RAYS ARE BAFFLING.Copy !req
202. - I STILL THINK
IT'S ALL THE COOKIES
HE'S EATING.Copy !req
203. - ME LIKE COOKIES.Copy !req
204. - HE'S LYING,Copy !req
205. AND I'LL PROVE IT
BY INDUCING HIM TO VOMIT.Copy !req
206. - HOW WILL YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
207. MOUSE, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU'LL LOSE YOUR LICENSE.Copy !req
208. - NOT BEFORE
HE LOSES HIS LUNCH.Copy !req
209. - OH! ME SO SICK
OF SPENCER PRATT.Copy !req
210. - ONE PUKE!
TWO PUKES!Copy !req
211. AH! AH—Copy !req
212. - THREE PUKES!Copy !req
213. - JUST AS I SUSPECTED—
BROCCOLI.Copy !req
214. YOU'VE BEEN EATING VEGETABLES,
AND YOUR BODY IS REJECTING THEM.Copy !req
215. - OK, OK.Copy !req
216. ME TRY TO EAT HEALTHIER
WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.Copy !req
217. I MEAN, ME COOKIE MONSTER,
NOT VEGGIE MONSTER.Copy !req
218. - MOUSE,
ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE CASE SOLVED.Copy !req
219. YOU'RE A REAL MIRACLE WORKER.Copy !req
220. - SHH. NO.Copy !req
221. I'M JUST A MOUSE.Copy !req
222. - MAD!Copy !req
223. - MAD!Copy !req
224. - MAD!Copy !req