1. MAMA, PAPA,
COME AND SEE MY SHOW.
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2. WE'LL BE IN
IN A MINUTE, SWEETIE.
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3. MAMA, PAPA,
COME IN HERE
AND SEE MY SHOW NOW.
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4. IT'S A DANCING SHOW.
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5. OKAY,
TIME FOR THE SHOW, PAPA.
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6. NO, THANKS.
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7. I ALREADY SAW THREE
OF HER SHOWS TODAY.
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8. THEY'RE GENERALLY
NOT GOOD SHOWS.
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9. MAMA, PAPA, COME SEE
MY SHOW NOW.
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10. YOU KNOW WHAT
WORKS GREAT, LUCY?
SAYING "PLEASE."
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11. OKAY.
OR THAT WORKS TOO.
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12. - NOW, YOU BOTH
SIT ON THE BED.
- Both: OKAY.
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13. AND NOW, ANNOUNCING
THE SHOW OF ALL
THE STARS,
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14. AND THE SHOW
OF THE DANCING GIRL
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15. WHO WILL DANCE
A MAGICAL DANCE!
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16. - Both: YEAH!
- AND THE FIRST DANCE IS
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17. "PUPPY,
THE PUSSYCAT."
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18. AND ARE YOU
READY FOR THE SHOW?
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19. - YES, WE ARE READY.
- YAY.
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20. OKAY, AND—
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21. ARE YOU READY
FOR THE SHOW?
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22. YAY, WE'RE READY, LUCY.
PLEASE START.
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23. AND SO I START IT.
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24. HEY!
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25. - YEAH!
- YEAH!
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26. Pamela Adlon:
"LUCKY LOUIE" WAS TAPED
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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27. CLOSED.
COME BACK
TOMORROW.
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28. BUT IT'S NOT 5:00.
I STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES.
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29. IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY MINUTES.
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30. OH, YEAH?
HOW ABOUT I COMPLAIN
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31. TO THE CORPORATE
OFFICE?
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32. ( sarcastically )
OH PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT.
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33. I'LL COME BACK
TOMORROW.
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34. - ALL RIGHT, MAN, SO LONG.
- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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35. IT'S NOT 5:00.
YOU STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES.
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36. I GOT A BIG
WEEKEND PLANNED WITH KIM.
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37. - OH.
- WHAT'S UP,
CHEESE BUCKETS?
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38. HEY.
I GOTTA PICK UP LUCY,
TAKE HER TO HER FRIENDS.
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39. KIM AND I HAVE
THE HOUSE TO OURSELVES
FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
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40. OH, YEAH?
WHAT D'YOU GUYS
HAVE PLANNED?
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41. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SEX— CLEARLY WE'RE
PLANNING TO HAVE SEX.
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42. OH.
WELL, IT'S BEEN
AWHILE, RIGHT?
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43. I MEAN, YOU'RE
PROBABLY GONNA BE
ALL...
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44. OVEREXCITED
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
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45. UM, DO YOU SOMETHING
TO THINK ABOUT SO YOU
DON'T POP SO SOON?
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46. WHY DO YOU
WANNA HOLD OFF?
I ALWAYS TRY TO COME
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47. AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
THEN GET HALF MY MONEY
BACK.
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48. SEE YOU LATER, BRO.
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49. DOES THAT WORK?
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50. WOW, THANKS A LOT,
SIS.
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51. THIS IS
A LOT OF FOOD.
( laughs foolishly )
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52. YEAH, JERRY,
I NEED THIS FOOD
TO LAST YOU THE WEEKEND
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53. BECAUSE LOUIE
AND I WANNA BE ALONE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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54. WHAT? YOU WANNA
BE ALONE?
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55. WHY?
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56. BECAUSE IT'S NICE,
YOU KNOW?
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57. IT'S ROMANTIC.
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58. OH...
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59. BUT THE WHOLE
WEEKEND?
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60. NO, THAT SEEMS
LIKE A LONG TIME.
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61. JERRY, JUST DON'T
COME OVER FOR A COUPLE
OF DAYS, OKAY?
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62. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.
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63. HEY, WHICH PLATE
IS FOR WHICH DAY?
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64. HERE, YOU'LL
FIGURE IT OUT.
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65. SO YOU EXCITED ABOUT
THE BIG WEEKEND, HUH?
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66. OH, YEAH.
JUST ME AND LOUIE
TOGETHER?
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67. I MEAN, WE HARDLY
EVER GET TO DO THIS.
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68. - WOW, YOU BAKED HIM
A PIE?
- YEAH,
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69. - I LIKE
TO START WITH A PIE.
- OOOH.
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70. YOU SEE, HE'S READY
TO WALK IN THE DOOR,
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71. DROP HIS PANTS
AND FUCK ME
TILL MONDAY,
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72. BUT THE PIE—
THE PIE SLOWS
HIM DOWN.
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73. AND WHEN HE'S DONE
EATING THE PIE—
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74. - YES, THE WHOLE PIE—
- HMM.
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75. HE GOES INTO A SUGAR COMA
AND THEN WE START TALKING.
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76. DOES THE POOR BASTARD
EVER GET TO DROP
HIS PANTS?
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77. OH, YEAH,
BECAUSE WHEN WE TALK,
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78. THEN WE REMEMBER
WHAT WE LIKED ABOUT
EACH OTHER
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79. AND WE BECOME
A COUPLE AGAIN.
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80. AND IT'S GREAT.
AND THEN EVERYBODY
DROPS THEIR PANTS.
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81. - AH...
- AND THEN THE NEXT
MORNING,
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82. I START
ALL OVER AGAIN
WITH BACON.
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83. I TRIED SOMETHING
LIKE THAT ONCE.
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84. I PUT A CUPCAKE ON MY SNOOCH
AND MIKE ATE IT.
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85. - OH, HEY, TINA.
- HEY, LOUIE!
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86. ( giggles )
I GUESS I'D BETTER RUN.
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87. BYE, SWEETIE.
SEE YOU LATER.
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88. YEAH, OKAY.
BYE, TINA.
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89. - HI.
- HI.
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90. - ( moans )
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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91. EASY EASY EASY.
I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN...
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92. JUST ONE SECOND.
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93. HAVE A SEAT.
I GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
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94. OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
I GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
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95. COME OVER HERE.
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96. READY?
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97. HERE YOU GO.
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98. OH.
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99. OKAY.
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100. YEAH.
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101. UH, IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
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102. - YEAH, FINE.
- WELL, YOU WANT ME...
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103. TO PUT THESE
IN SOME WATER
OR SOMETHING?
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104. ( sighs )
LISTEN,
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105. TRY NOT TO TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, OKAY?
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106. BUT IF WE'RE GONNA
BE MARRIED FOR THE NEXT
30 YEARS,
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107. I NEED YOU TO KNOW
THAT RED ROSES
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108. ARE NOT MY THING.
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109. IT'S JUST
I REALLY DON'T LIKE
RED ROSES.
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110. OKAY?
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111. OKAY, YEAH,
I GET THAT.
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112. OKAY.
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113. OKAY, WELL,
UM...
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114. CAN I CRITIQUE HOW YOU
JUST TOLD ME THAT?
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115. AHEM, OKAY,
IT'S NOT THAT
BIG OF A DEAL,
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116. I JUST THINK THAT YOU
SHOULD HAVE THANKED ME
FOR THE FLOWERS FIRST,
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117. AND THEN SAID
THE THING ABOUT
THE ROSES.
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118. - UM... NOT REALLY.
- WHY NOT?
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119. BECAUSE I'VE
TOLD YOU BEFORE
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120. THAT I DON'T LIKE
RED ROSES, REMEMBER?
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121. OH, YEAH,
I GUESS I KIND
OF REMEMBER THAT,
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122. BUT STILL
IT'S A GIFT
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123. SO I GUESS I DON'T THINK
IT MATTERS WHAT IT IS.
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124. YOU SHOULD STILL
THANK ME, RIGHT?
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125. YEAH, BUT YOU SEE
I DON'T NECESSARY THINK
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126. I SHOULD THANK YOU
FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING
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127. THAT I'VE SPECIFICALLY
TOLD YOU
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128. THAT I DON'T LIKE.
THAT'S ALL.
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129. OKAY, RIGHT.
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130. YEAH, BUT STILL...
I WAS THINKING OF YOU
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131. SO I BOUGHT YOU
FLOWERS.
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132. YOU WEREN'T
THINKING OF ME.
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133. IF YOU WERE THINKING
OF ME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN ME RED ROSES.
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134. OH COME ON, KIM,
I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS,
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135. THAT'S A NICE THING.
YOU SAY THANK YOU.
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136. - WHAT— IT'S CALLED
"BEING POLITE."
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137. YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD BE POLITE?
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138. IF, WHEN
I TOLD YOU THINGS,
YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED
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139. INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING
MY LIPS AND WAITING
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140. TO STOP MOVING
SO YOU CAN TALK.
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141. HANG ON, ALL I'M
ASKING FOR HERE
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142. IS A TINY BIT
OF GRATITUDE.
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143. - I SAID THANK YOU.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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144. - I WAS STANDING
WITH THE FLOWERS—
- I SAID THANK YOU
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145. THE FIRST TIME
YOU GAVE ME RED ROSES,
REMEMBER?
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146. IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
I SAID THANK YOU
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147. AND THEN I SAID
VERY POLITELY THAT
I WOULD PREFER IT
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148. IN THE FUTURE
IF YOU NEVER AGAIN
GAVE ME RED ROSES.
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149. SO EITHER
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
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150. OR YOU DON'T CARE,
WHICH IS IT?
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151. THIS IS FUCKING
RETARDED!
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152. I BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS!
SO MAYBE THEY'RE NOT
YOUR FAVORITE KIND
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153. - OF FLOWERS—
- NO, I DIDN'T SAY
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154. I SAID,
"DON'T BRING ME
RED ROSES."
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155. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SAYING
THANK YOU TO PEOPLE?
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156. HOW DO YOU EXPECT
SOMEONE TO THANK YOU
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157. FOR GIVING THEM
SOMETHING THEY'VE
SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
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158. - THEY DON'T WANT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S
A BETTER QUESTION?
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159. HOW DO YOU GET GIVEN
RED GODDAMNED ROSES
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160. - AND TURN AROUND
AND ACT LIKE THIS?
- ACT LIKE WHAT?
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161. LIKE A FUCKING CUNT.
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162. KIM?
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163. HEY?
ARE YOU MAD?
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164. HONEY?
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165. LOOK, I'M SORRY
I GOT ANGRY,
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166. BUT UH,
I THINK WE SHOULD
FINISH TALKING ABOUT THIS
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167. RIGHT NOW, I—
OH, THANKS.
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168. LOOK, LISTEN,
I'M REALLY SORRY
I LOST MY TEMPER.
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169. I DIDN'T MEAN—
YOU JUST—
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170. A PIE—
YOU MADE ME
A PIE?
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171. OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
THANK—
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172. WHY ARE YOU—
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173. YOU TOTALLY
RUINED IT.
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174. - HEY, WALTER.
- HEY.
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175. HEY, DO YOU HAVE
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176. - 6:45.
- THANKS.
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177. AND AND, UH—
DO YOU HAVE THE DAY?
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178. - IT'S FRIDAY.
- OH.
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179. STILL FRIDAY?
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180. MAN, I HATE
ROMANTIC WEEKENDS.
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181. TSK...
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182. OH, HEY.
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183. UM...
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184. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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185. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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186. COME ON, KIM,
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187. WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU NOT TALKING
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188. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
DOING NOW?
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189. I SAID
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190. LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT
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191. I FELT LIKE YOU WERE
CRITICIZING ME,
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192. AND THAT REALLY
HURT MY FEELINGS.
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193. AND THEN WE STARTED
ARGUING AND NOBODY
WAS HEARING
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194. WHAT THE OTHER PERSON
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195. JAR US OUT OF A DEADLOCK
I CALLED YOU A CUNT.
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196. WELL, YOU GOTTA ADMIT
AT LEAST I WAS TRYING
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197. I WAS TRYING TO MOVE
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198. ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET THAT.
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199. THAT— THAT WAS
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200. JUST ERASE THAT.
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201. I'M REALLY REALLY
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202. THAT I SAID
WHAT I SAID.
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203. IT WAS MEAN AND STUPID
AND NOT A NICE THING.
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204. SHOULDN'T HAVE
DONE THAT.
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205. THE FLOWERS—
I STILL THINK THAT WAS
KIND OF NICE, THOUGH—
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206. TO BRING THEM.
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207. ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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208. FORGET THE FLOWERS
AND THE BACK-AND-FORTH
NAME-CALLING.
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209. JUST— LISTEN,
BE LOGICAL FOR
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210. THE CLOCK'S TICKING
ON OUR BIG WEEKEND.
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211. DO YOU WANNA WASTE
THE WHOLE THING
FIGHTING?
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212. WELL, COME ON,
THIS IS STUPID!
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213. SO WHAT?
YOU GOT SOME FLOWERS
YOU DIDN'T LIKE,
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214. AND SOMEBODY CALLED
YOU A NAME, BOO-HOO.
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215. AND STOP
WALKING OUT OF ROOMS.
IT'S RUDE.
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216. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S NO WINNING
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217. YOU— YOU SET
THIS SHIT MACHINE
IN MOTION.
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218. IT DIDN'T HAVE
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219. NOW YOU'RE GONNA
RUIN OUR WHOLE WEEKEND
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220. 'CAUSE YOU WON'T
ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?
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221. WELL, I TAKE IT BACK.
I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT
THE FLOWERS,
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222. AND I'M NOT SORRY
I CALLED YOU A CUNT.
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223. YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE YOU ARE A CUNT!
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224. YOU'RE A CUNT!
CUNT CUNT
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225. CUNTITY-CUNT CUNT
CUNT!
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226. HAVE SOME FLOWERS,
YOU CUNT.
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227. HEY, LOUBALL.
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228. LISTEN, WHILE YOU'VE
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229. LET ME GO
GRAB MY CONTACTS CASE.
I LEFT IT IN YOUR BATHROOM.
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230. OOH, WHAT HAPPENED
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231. HELLO?
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232. HEY, CAN I COME IN?
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233. HEY, UH,
SORRY AGAIN.
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234. UH, AHEM, I DEFINITELY
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
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235. UH, SHOULDN'T
HAVE CALLED YOU THAT—
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236. THE FIRST TIME
AND THE SECOND TIME.
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237. I'M ONLY COUNTING
THE SECOND TIME AS ONCE
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238. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
I SAID IT A BUNCH
OF TIMES.
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239. ALL RIGHT, SO...
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240. CAN I SLEEP HERE?
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241. JUST SLEEP, OBVIOUSLY.
I KNOW NOTHING'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
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242. IS IT?
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243. SO YOU'RE OKAY
WITH THAT
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244. IF I JUST—
YOU KNOW?
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245. ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
YOU STAY HERE.
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246. I'LL GO SLEEP
IN LUCY'S BED.
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247. ( whispers )
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248. HEY, GOOD MORNING.
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249. I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.
IT'S TURKEY BACON
AND EGG WHITES.
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250. HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
EAT THAT OR—
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251. OH, THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
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252. WELL HEY,
I MADE YOU
SOME TEA ALSO.
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253. DO YOU
WANT SOME SUGAR?
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254. JUST SAY WHEN.
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255. WOW, YOU LIKE IT
SWEET, HUH?
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256. PYOOMM!
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257. NYUM.
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258. YEPAH, YEPAH,
YEPAH, YEPAH!
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259. ( taps on table )
PA-PAN, PA-PAN,
PANANAN.
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260. HEY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT FUCKING
YOUR SISTER,
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261. DO YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
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262. NO? ALL RIGHT,
COOL.
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263. I'M GONNA FUCK HER.
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264. HEY, DID YOU KNOW
THAT EVERY 15 SECONDS
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265. SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA
A MAN CALLS HIS WIFE
A CUNT?
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266. GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS COUNTRY?
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267. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU
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268. THAT TODAY IS SATURDAY,
TOMORROW IS SUNDAY
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269. AND LUCY'S
COMING HOME.
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270. IF YOU WANNA RUIN
OUR WHOLE WEEKEND
DOING THIS SHIT,
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271. THEN FINE, YOU DO IT.
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272. I'M GOING OUT.
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273. LOUIE, CAN YOU TELL KIM
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274. TELL HER YOURSELF,
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275. OH YEAH?
WHAT HAPPENED?
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276. I GOT IN A BIG FIGHT WITH HER
AND I CALLED HER A CUNT.
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277. OH!
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278. - OH, MAN.
- YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW.
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279. - I CALLED ELLEN THAT ONCE.
- REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED?
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280. WOW, WHAT DID SHE
GET YOU WITH?
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281. - A CURLING IRON.
- SHE REALLY HELD IT
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282. I'M JUST GLAD I GOT
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283. HEY, LOUIE.
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284. ONE MORE DAY.
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285. HEY, LUCY.
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286. PAPA, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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287. I DON'T HAVE
TO GO HOME UNTIL
TOMORROW.
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288. NO, I KNOW, I JUST
FELT LIKE SEEING YOU
AND SAYING HI.
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289. - IS THAT OKAY?
- NO, I DON'T WANNA
GO HOME YET.
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290. I'M NOT HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE, JEEZ.
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291. YOU SAID I COULD
STAY UNTIL TOMORROW.
I WANNA PLAY WITH FRANCESCA.
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292. GO AHEAD AND PLAY WITH HER.
NOBODY'S STOPPING YOU.
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293. GO AWAY, YOU'RE NOT
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294. FINE, GO HAVE FUN.
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
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295. - FOR FIVE STINKING MINUTES.
- BYE, PAPA, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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296. HEY, CHECK IT OUT—
THE MAN WITH THE
GOLDEN COCK.
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297. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR BIG WEEKEND
OF SEX?
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298. SO WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU FALL IN?
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299. THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
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300. YEAH, IT DOES.
IT MEANS YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY
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301. - THAT YOU FELL IN IT.
- ( Mike laughs )
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302. THAT'S A BIG PUSSY.
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303. - YOU GUYS ARE DICKS.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
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304. KIM'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
THE WHOLE WEEKEND
WENT TO SHIT.
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305. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING
IN LUCY'S BED FOR
THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.
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306. - WHAT DID YOU DO?
- OH, SHE'S GOT THIS THING
ABOUT RED ROSES,
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307. DON'T ASK ME WHAT.
ANYWAY, I FORGOT,
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308. AND I BROUGHT HER SOME.
SHE WENT TOTALLY
BALLISTIC.
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309. - 'CAUSE YOU BROUGHT HER
RED ROSES?
- YEAH.
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310. I BROUGHT HER
A HUGE BOUQUET
AND SHE THREW 'EM AT ME
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311. AND CALLED ME NAMES
AND THREW ME OUT
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312. OH, THAT'S NOT COOL.
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313. - RIGHT?
- AND NOW SHE'S NOT
TALKING TO YOU?
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314. - YEAH.
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE
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315. I KNOW, THAT'S WHY
I CALLED HER A CUNT.
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316. - WHOA!
- WHOA, HEY!
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317. ARE YOU CRAZY?
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318. THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.
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319. IT'S A TOUGH ONE
TO COME BACK FROM.
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320. YOU GAVE
THAT SHITTY MARRIAGE
EVERY CHANCE, LOU.
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321. IT'S NOT THAT I WAS
MAD THAT SHE DIDN'T
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322. I WANTED HER TO THANK ME.
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
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323. BUT SHE SHOULD HAVE
THANKED ME, RIGHT?
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324. I DON'T KNOW.
NOT IF SHE DOESN'T
LIKE THEM.
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325. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
OF COURSE, SHE SHOULD
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326. RED ROSES?
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327. RED ROSES?
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328. HAD SHE TOLD YOU BEFORE
THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM?
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329. WHAT IS SHE,
STUPID?
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330. RED ROSES
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331. INTERNATIONALLY-RECOGNIZED
SYMBOL OF "I LOVE YOU."
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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332. WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?
SHE CAN'T ARGUE
WITH RED ROSES.
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333. THEY'RE
IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLE.
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334. YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK?
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335. YOU HIT A HOME RUN
WITH CUNT, MY FRIEND.
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336. NAIL ON THE FUCKING HEAD.
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337. OH GOD,
I'M A HUGE
ASSHOLE.
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338. JESUS, YOU GOT
A REAL POTTY MOUTH.
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339. DAMN IT,
I GOTTA GO HOME.
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340. HI.
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341. IT OCCURRED TO ME
THAT I NEVER EVEN
BOTHERED TO ASK YOU...
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342. WHY YOU DON'T LIKE
RED ROSES.
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343. WELL, I THINK
I FIGURED IT OUT
FOR MYSELF.
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344. RED ROSES ARE CHEESY
AND MEANINGLESS—
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345. A TOTALLY EMPTY
GESTURE.
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346. THEY'RE FOR
ASSHOLE HUSBANDS WHO TREAT
THEIR WIVES LIKE SHIT.
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347. AND YOU DESERVE
A LOT MORE
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348. THAN SOME HOLLOW
TOKEN OF A GIFT.
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349. IF I COULD FIND
A FLOWER THAT WAS
UNIQUE TO YOU,
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350. IT HAD
YOUR FACE ON IT,
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351. - WITH YOUR EYES—
- STOP, PLEASE!
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352. JESUS, STOP!
STOP.
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353. YOU TALKED TO ME.
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354. YES. LOOK,
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355. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
ABOUT ROSES IS TRUE.
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356. ( flatly )
GREAT, AND THANK YOU FOR THAT
INTERESTING PRESENTATION.
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357. BUT THE WHOLE POINT
WAS THIS—
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358. I TOLD YOU SOMETHING
AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.
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359. THAT WAS THE ISSUE.
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360. WHEN I TELL YOU THINGS
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361. AND YOU DON'T LISTEN,
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362. IT'S A HUGE INSULT
TO ME.
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363. IT MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE I DON'T MATTER.
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364. BELIEVE ME,
I TOTALLY GET THIS.
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365. YOU WANT ME
TO LISTEN TO YOU
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366. AND THEN LATER REMEMBER
THE THINGS THAT YOU SAID.
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367. YEAH.
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368. AND AS FAR AS BEING
CALLED A CUNT...
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369. I DON'T LIKE THAT,
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370. BUT I DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS SOMETHING
I HAD TO TELL YOU.
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371. YEAH, I GOT IT.
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372. AND YOU MAY NOT
FUCK MY SISTER.
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373. I'M REALLY SORRY,
I THREW AWAY OUR
WHOLE WEEKEND.
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374. LUCY'S COMING HOME
IN LIKE 20 MINUTES.
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375. COME ON.
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376. OH, WAIT.
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
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377. WHAT?
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