Lucky Louie 1x6

Directed by Andrew D. Weyman

After an argument with Kim, Louie calls his wife a cunt, leading to an abrupt end to what was supposed to be a sex-filled weekend.

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1. MAMA, PAPA, COME AND SEE MY SHOW.

2. WE'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE, SWEETIE.

3. MAMA, PAPA, AND SEE MY SHOW NOW.

4. IT'S A DANCING SHOW.

5. OKAY, TIME FOR THE SHOW, PAPA.

6. NO, THANKS.

7. OF HER SHOWS TODAY.

8. THEY'RE GENERALLY NOT GOOD SHOWS.

9. MAMA, PAPA, COME SEE MY SHOW NOW.

10. WORKS GREAT, LUCY? SAYING "PLEASE."

11. OKAY. OR THAT WORKS TOO.

12. - NOW, YOU BOTH SIT ON THE BED. - Both: OKAY.

13. AND NOW, ANNOUNCING THE STARS,

14. A MAGICAL DANCE!

15. - Both: YEAH!

16. "PUPPY, THE PUSSYCAT."

17. AND ARE YOU READY FOR THE SHOW?

18. - YES, WE ARE READY. - YAY.

19. OKAY, AND—

20. FOR THE SHOW?

21. YAY, WE'RE READY, LUCY. PLEASE START.

22. AND SO I START IT.

23. HEY!

24. - YEAH! - YEAH!

25. Pamela Adlon: "LUCKY LOUIE" WAS TAPED BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.

26. CLOSED. TOMORROW.

27. BUT IT'S NOT 5:00. I STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES.

28. IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MINUTES.

29. OH, YEAH?

30. OFFICE?

31. OH PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT.

32. I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW.

33. - ALL RIGHT, MAN, SO LONG. - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

34. IT'S NOT 5:00. YOU STILL HAVE 10 MINUTES.

35. I GOT A BIG WEEKEND PLANNED WITH KIM.

36. - OH. - WHAT'S UP, CHEESE BUCKETS?

37. HEY. I GOTTA PICK UP LUCY, TAKE HER TO HER FRIENDS.

38. FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.

39. OH, YEAH? WHAT D'YOU GUYS HAVE PLANNED?

40. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SEX— CLEARLY WE'RE PLANNING TO HAVE SEX.

41. OH. WELL, IT'S BEEN AWHILE, RIGHT?

42. I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL...

43. AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

44. UM, DO YOU SOMETHING DON'T POP SO SOON?

45. WHY DO YOU WANNA HOLD OFF?

46. BACK.

47. SEE YOU LATER, BRO.

48. DOES THAT WORK?

49. WOW, THANKS A LOT, SIS.

50. A LOT OF FOOD.

51. YEAH, JERRY,

52. FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

53. WHAT? YOU WANNA BE ALONE?

54. WHY?

55. BECAUSE IT'S NICE, YOU KNOW?

56. IT'S ROMANTIC.

57. OH...

58. WEEKEND?

59. NO, THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME.

60. JERRY, JUST DON'T OF DAYS, OKAY?

61. - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.

62. HEY, WHICH PLATE IS FOR WHICH DAY?

63. HERE, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

64. THE BIG WEEKEND, HUH?

65. OH, YEAH. TOGETHER?

66. I MEAN, WE HARDLY EVER GET TO DO THIS.

67. - WOW, YOU BAKED HIM A PIE? - YEAH,

68. TO START WITH A PIE. - OOOH.

69. YOU SEE, HE'S READY TO WALK IN THE DOOR,

70. TILL MONDAY,

71. BUT THE PIE— HIM DOWN.

72. AND WHEN HE'S DONE

73. - YES, THE WHOLE PIE— - HMM.

74. AND THEN WE START TALKING.

75. HIS PANTS?

76. OH, YEAH, BECAUSE WHEN WE TALK,

77. A COUPLE AGAIN.

78. AND IT'S GREAT. DROPS THEIR PANTS.

79. - AH... MORNING,

80. WITH BACON.

81. LIKE THAT ONCE.

82. AND MIKE ATE IT.

83. - OH, HEY, TINA. - HEY, LOUIE!

84. I GUESS I'D BETTER RUN.

85. BYE, SWEETIE. SEE YOU LATER.

86. YEAH, OKAY. BYE, TINA.

87. - HI. - HI.

88. - OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

89. EASY EASY EASY. I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWN...

90. JUST ONE SECOND.

91. HAVE A SEAT. FOR YOU.

92. OH, WAIT A MINUTE, FOR YOU.

93. COME OVER HERE.

94. READY?

95. HERE YOU GO.

96. OH.

97. OKAY.

98. YEAH.

99. UH, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

100. - YEAH, FINE. - WELL, YOU WANT ME...

101. OR SOMETHING?

102. LISTEN,

103. THE WRONG WAY, OKAY?

104. BUT IF WE'RE GONNA 30 YEARS,

105. ARE NOT MY THING.

106. IT'S JUST I REALLY DON'T LIKE RED ROSES.

107. OKAY?

108. OKAY, YEAH, I GET THAT.

109. OKAY.

110. OKAY, WELL, UM...

111. JUST TOLD ME THAT?

112. AHEM, OKAY, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL,

113. FOR THE FLOWERS FIRST,

114. THE ROSES.

115. - UM... NOT REALLY. - WHY NOT?

116. BECAUSE I'VE

117. THAT I DON'T LIKE RED ROSES, REMEMBER?

118. OH, YEAH, OF REMEMBER THAT,

119. IT'S A GIFT

120. SO I GUESS I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS WHAT IT IS.

121. THANK ME, RIGHT?

122. YEAH, BUT YOU SEE I DON'T NECESSARY THINK

123. THAT I'VE SPECIFICALLY

124. THAT I DON'T LIKE. THAT'S ALL.

125. OKAY, RIGHT.

126. YEAH, BUT STILL...

127. FLOWERS.

128. YOU WEREN'T THINKING OF ME.

129. OF ME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ME RED ROSES.

130. OH COME ON, KIM, I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS,

131. THAT'S A NICE THING. YOU SAY THANK YOU.

132. - WHAT— IT'S CALLED "BEING POLITE."

133. WOULD BE POLITE?

134. IF, WHEN I TOLD YOU THINGS,

135. SO YOU CAN TALK.

136. HANG ON, ALL I'M

137. OF GRATITUDE.

138. - I SAID THANK YOU. - NO, YOU DIDN'T.

139. YOU GAVE ME RED ROSES, REMEMBER?

140. IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

141. GAVE ME RED ROSES.

142. YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

143. OR YOU DON'T CARE, WHICH IS IT?

144. RETARDED!

145. I BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS! SO MAYBE THEY'RE NOT

146. - NO, I DIDN'T SAY "NOT MY FAVORITE,"

147. I SAID, "DON'T BRING ME RED ROSES."

148. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? THANK YOU TO PEOPLE?

149. SOMETHING THEY'VE

150. - THEY DON'T WANT? - YOU KNOW WHAT'S A BETTER QUESTION?

151. AND ACT LIKE THIS? - ACT LIKE WHAT?

152. LIKE A FUCKING CUNT.

153. KIM?

154. HEY? ARE YOU MAD?

155. HONEY?

156. LOOK, I'M SORRY I GOT ANGRY,

157. BUT UH,

158. RIGHT NOW, I— OH, THANKS.

159. LOOK, LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER.

160. I DIDN'T MEAN—

161. A PIE— A PIE?

162. OH, THAT'S SO NICE.

163. WHY ARE YOU—

164. RUINED IT.

165. - HEY, WALTER. - HEY.

166. HEY, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

167. - 6:45. - THANKS.

168. AND AND, UH— DO YOU HAVE THE DAY?

169. - IT'S FRIDAY. - OH.

170. STILL FRIDAY?

171. MAN, I HATE ROMANTIC WEEKENDS.

172. TSK...

173. OH, HEY.

174. UM...

175. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?

176. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

177. COME ON, KIM,

178. WHAT'S GOING ON? TO ME?

179. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW?

180. I WAS SORRY.

181. LOOK, IT'S JUST THAT

182. CRITICIZING ME,

183. HURT MY FEELINGS.

184. WAS SAYING— SO TO, YOU KNOW,

185. I CALLED YOU A CUNT.

186. WELL, YOU GOTTA ADMIT TO DO SOMETHING.

187. THE ARGUMENT FORWARD.

188. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THAT.

189. ALL BAD.

190. JUST ERASE THAT. LET ME START AGAIN.

191. I'M REALLY REALLY

192. WHAT I SAID.

193. AND NOT A NICE THING.

194. SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

195. KIND OF NICE, THOUGH—

196. TO BRING THEM.

197. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

198. NAME-CALLING.

199. JUST— LISTEN,

200. THE CLOCK'S TICKING ON OUR BIG WEEKEND.

201. FIGHTING?

202. WELL, COME ON, THIS IS STUPID!

203. SO WHAT? YOU DIDN'T LIKE,

204. YOU A NAME, BOO-HOO.

205. WALKING OUT OF ROOMS. IT'S RUDE.

206. YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NO WINNING WITH YOU.

207. YOU— YOU SET IN MOTION.

208. IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THIS WAY.

209. NOW YOU'RE GONNA

210. 'CAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?

211. WELL, I TAKE IT BACK. I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT THE FLOWERS,

212. AND I'M NOT SORRY I CALLED YOU A CUNT.

213. YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE YOU ARE A CUNT!

214. YOU'RE A CUNT!

215. CUNT!

216. HAVE SOME FLOWERS, YOU CUNT.

217. HEY, LOUBALL.

218. LISTEN, WHILE YOU'VE STILL GOT YOUR PANTS ON,

219. LET ME GO GRAB MY CONTACTS CASE. I LEFT IT IN YOUR BATHROOM.

220. OOH, WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

221. HELLO?

222. HEY, CAN I COME IN?

223. HEY, UH, SORRY AGAIN.

224. UH, AHEM, I DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

225. UH, SHOULDN'T

226. AND THE SECOND TIME.

227. I'M ONLY COUNTING

228. OF TIMES.

229. ALL RIGHT, SO...

230. CAN I SLEEP HERE?

231. JUST SLEEP, OBVIOUSLY. I KNOW NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

232. IS IT?

233. SO YOU'RE OKAY

234. YOU KNOW?

235. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YOU STAY HERE.

236. I'LL GO SLEEP IN LUCY'S BED.

237. FUCK!

238. HEY, GOOD MORNING.

239. I MADE YOUR FAVORITE. IT'S TURKEY BACON AND EGG WHITES.

240. HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

241. OH, THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

242. WELL HEY, SOME TEA ALSO.

243. DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR?

244. JUST SAY WHEN.

245. WOW, YOU LIKE IT SWEET, HUH?

246. PYOOMM!

247. NYUM.

248. YEPAH, YEPAH, YEPAH, YEPAH!

249. PA-PAN, PA-PAN, PANANAN.

250. HEY, I WAS THINKING YOUR SISTER,

251. A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

252. NO? ALL RIGHT, COOL.

253. I'M GONNA FUCK HER.

254. HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERY 15 SECONDS

255. A CUNT?

256. GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY?

257. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU

258. THAT TODAY IS SATURDAY,

259. AND LUCY'S COMING HOME.

260. DOING THIS SHIT,

261. THEN FINE, YOU DO IT. I'M NOT DOING IT.

262. I'M GOING OUT.

263. LOUIE, CAN YOU TELL KIM

264. TELL HER YOURSELF, SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.

265. OH YEAH? WHAT HAPPENED?

266. AND I CALLED HER A CUNT.

267. OH!

268. - OH, MAN. - YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW.

269. - I CALLED ELLEN THAT ONCE. - REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED?

270. WOW, WHAT DID SHE GET YOU WITH?

271. - A CURLING IRON. ON THERE, HUH?

272. I'M JUST GLAD I GOT OUT OF THE TUB, MAN.

273. HEY, LOUIE.

274. ONE MORE DAY.

275. HEY, LUCY.

276. PAPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

277. I DON'T HAVE TOMORROW.

278. NO, I KNOW, I JUST AND SAYING HI.

279. - IS THAT OKAY? - NO, I DON'T WANNA GO HOME YET.

280. I'M NOT HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME. FOR A MINUTE, JEEZ.

281. STAY UNTIL TOMORROW. I WANNA PLAY WITH FRANCESCA.

282. GO AHEAD AND PLAY WITH HER. NOBODY'S STOPPING YOU.

283. GO AWAY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

284. FINE, GO HAVE FUN.

285. - FOR FIVE STINKING MINUTES. - BYE, PAPA, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

286. HEY, CHECK IT OUT— GOLDEN COCK.

287. OF SEX?

288. SO WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU FALL IN?

289. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

290. YEAH, IT DOES. IT MEANS YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY IS SO BIG

291. - THAT YOU FELL IN IT.

292. THAT'S A BIG PUSSY.

293. - YOU GUYS ARE DICKS. - SO WHAT HAPPENED?

294. KIM'S NOT TALKING TO ME. WENT TO SHIT.

295. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN LUCY'S BED FOR THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.

296. - WHAT DID YOU DO? - OH, SHE'S GOT THIS THING ABOUT RED ROSES,

297. DON'T ASK ME WHAT. ANYWAY, I FORGOT,

298. AND I BROUGHT HER SOME. BALLISTIC.

299. - 'CAUSE YOU BROUGHT HER RED ROSES? - YEAH.

300. AND SHE THREW 'EM AT ME

301. OF THE HOUSE.

302. OH, THAT'S NOT COOL.

303. - RIGHT? - AND NOW SHE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU?

304. - YEAH. - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE MAD.

305. I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I CALLED HER A CUNT.

306. - WHOA! - WHOA, HEY!

307. ARE YOU CRAZY?

308. THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.

309. IT'S A TOUGH ONE TO COME BACK FROM.

310. EVERY CHANCE, LOU.

311. IT'S NOT THAT I WAS MAD THAT SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE FLOWERS,

312. I WANTED HER TO THANK ME. I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HER THAT,

313. THANKED ME, RIGHT?

314. I DON'T KNOW. NOT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM.

315. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OF COURSE, SHE SHOULD HAVE THANKED YOU.

316. RED ROSES?

317. RED ROSES?

318. THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE THEM?

319. WHAT IS SHE, STUPID?

320. SYMBOL OF "I LOVE YOU." EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

321. WHAT'S HER PROBLEM? SHE CAN'T ARGUE WITH RED ROSES.

322. THEY'RE IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLE.

323. I THINK?

324. WITH CUNT, MY FRIEND.

325. NAIL ON THE FUCKING HEAD.

326. OH GOD, I'M A HUGE ASSHOLE.

327. JESUS, YOU GOT A REAL POTTY MOUTH.

328. DAMN IT, I GOTTA GO HOME.

329. HI.

330. BOTHERED TO ASK YOU...

331. WHY YOU DON'T LIKE RED ROSES.

332. WELL, I THINK FOR MYSELF.

333. GESTURE.

334. THEY'RE FOR THEIR WIVES LIKE SHIT.

335. TOKEN OF A GIFT.

336. UNIQUE TO YOU,

337. IT HAD YOUR FACE ON IT,

338. - STOP, PLEASE!

339. JESUS, STOP! STOP.

340. YOU TALKED TO ME.

341. YES. LOOK,

342. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT ROSES IS TRUE.

343. GREAT, AND THANK YOU FOR THAT INTERESTING PRESENTATION.

344. AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.

345. THAT WAS THE ISSUE.

346. AND YOU DON'T LISTEN,

347. IT'S A HUGE INSULT TO ME.

348. LIKE I DON'T MATTER.

349. BELIEVE ME, I TOTALLY GET THIS.

350. THE THINGS THAT YOU SAID.

351. YEAH.

352. CALLED A CUNT...

353. I DON'T LIKE THAT,

354. BUT I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO TELL YOU.

355. YEAH, I GOT IT.

356. AND YOU MAY NOT FUCK MY SISTER.

357. I'M REALLY SORRY, WHOLE WEEKEND.

358. LUCY'S COMING HOME IN LIKE 20 MINUTES.

359. COME ON.

360. OH, WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.

361. WHAT?