1. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
AND GO TO THE BAR.Copy !req
2. YEAH, I'D LIKE TO GET THERE
BEFORE ALL THE HOT CHICKS
ARE TAKEN.Copy !req
3. ARE YOU COMIN', LOU?Copy !req
4. YEAH, I'LL GET A BEER.Copy !req
5. HEY, RICH...Copy !req
6. - DID YOU—
- OH, THIS?Copy !req
7. THAT'S JUST PISS.Copy !req
8. - YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS?
- SURE.Copy !req
9. YOU KNOW,
THERE'S A BATHROOM
BACK THERE.Copy !req
10. URINE IS RICH
IN PHEROMONES.Copy !req
11. - WHAT?
- PHEROMONES, YOU IDIOT.Copy !req
12. DIDN'T YOU EVER
LEARN SCIENCE?Copy !req
13. WHEN I PISSED MY PANTS
JUST NOW,Copy !req
14. I RELEASED MILLIONS
OF PHEROMONES.Copy !req
15. AND THAT...
TRIGGERS ATTRACTION
IN THE FEMALE.Copy !req
16. YEAH, BUT YOU PISSED
YOUR PANTS.Copy !req
17. AND I SUGGEST
YOU DO THE SAME.Copy !req
18. NOW LET'S GO.Copy !req
19. I HAVE TO GET TO THE BAR
BEFORE THIS DRIES.Copy !req
20. Louis C.K.:
"LUCKY LOUIE" WAS TAPED
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
21. OH, JESUS.Copy !req
22. WERE YOU UP ALL NIGHT
WATCHING STOLEN CABLE?Copy !req
23. YEAH.Copy !req
24. I WAS WATCHING
"AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN."Copy !req
25. I WAS WAITING
FOR THE NUDE SCENECopy !req
26. SO I COULD JERK OFF
AND GO TO BED...Copy !req
27. BUT THEY CUT IT OUT.Copy !req
28. FUCKING TBS
SUCKS SHIT.Copy !req
29. HONEY, YOUR DAY
IS SO FUCKED.Copy !req
30. WHY?
IT'S SUNDAY. I—Copy !req
31. - YEAH. I'M WORKING TODAY,Copy !req
32. YOU HAVE
LUCY ALL DAY
AND YOU FORGOT.Copy !req
33. SO...
GOOD LUCK, DUMMY.Copy !req
34. PAPA, WHAT ARE WE
DOING NOW?Copy !req
35. WE'RE EATING
OUR BREAKFAST.Copy !req
36. I'M DONE
EATING BREAFKAST.Copy !req
37. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
38. I MADE A SNOWMAN.Copy !req
39. PAPA, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
40. I HAVE THINGS TO SAY.Copy !req
41. WHY DON'T YOU GO
PLAY IN YOUR ROOM, OKAY?Copy !req
42. I DON'T WANNA
PLAY BY MYSELF.Copy !req
43. HOW ABOUT LISA?
YOU WANNA PLAY WITH HER?Copy !req
44. OKAY!Copy !req
45. GOOD.Copy !req
46. HI, ELLEN.
LUCY WAS WONDERINGCopy !req
47. - IF SHE COULD PLAY
WITH LISA TODAY.
- HI, LISA.Copy !req
48. OH, WELL,
LISA AND I WERE JUST
ON OUR WAY TO CHURCH.Copy !req
49. - MOMMY, CAN LUCY COME
TO CHURCH WITH US?
- YEAH, PAPA, CAN I?Copy !req
50. OH, WELL, HONEY,
WE'RE LATE AS IT IS,Copy !req
51. AND LUCY ISN'T
REALLY DRESSED
FOR CHURCH ANYWAY.Copy !req
52. OH, NO PROBLEM.
HOLD ON.Copy !req
53. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
54. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
55. ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
56. ALL RIGHT,
ALL SET.Copy !req
57. THANKS A LOT, ELLEN.Copy !req
58. SO I TAKE IT
YOU'RE NOT COMING.Copy !req
59. - YOU KNOW, ORDINARILY I—
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
60. YEAH, OKAY.
SEE YOU.Copy !req
61. HELLO?Copy !req
62. ANYBODY HOME?Copy !req
63. - HEY.
- HEY.Copy !req
64. WH— WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HOME SO EARLY?Copy !req
65. - I SWAPPED SHIFTS
WITH TERESA.
- WHY?Copy !req
66. TO GIVE DUMMY A BREAK.
WHERE'S LUCY?Copy !req
67. UH, SHE'S WITH LISA
AND ELLEN.Copy !req
68. OH, LOUIE,
YOU PAWNED HER OFF
ON ELLEN?Copy !req
69. - I'LL GO GET HER.
- UH, ACTUALLY,Copy !req
70. THEY TOOK HER TO CHURCH.Copy !req
71. WHAT?Copy !req
72. NO.Copy !req
73. YEAH, I THOUGHT
MAYBE I DREAMT IT,Copy !req
74. BUT NO,
I ACTUALLY DID IT.Copy !req
75. LOUIE, WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
76. YOU DON'T JUST SEND
OUR DAUGHTER TO CHURCH!Copy !req
77. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I WAS TIRED.Copy !req
78. BUT WE HAVE
NEVER EVEN DISCUSSEDCopy !req
79. WHETHER OR NOT
WE WANT HER TO HAVE
CHURCH IN HER LIFE.Copy !req
80. - WELL, DO WE?
- NO!Copy !req
81. - JUST TAKE IT EASY,
KIM, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
82. IT'S JUST ONE DAY
IN A CHURCH.Copy !req
83. IT'S NOT GONNA
ALTER HER DNA.Copy !req
84. - MOMMY!
- LUCY! MMM.Copy !req
85. CHURCH WAS SCARY!Copy !req
86. OH, HONEY.Copy !req
87. I AM SORRY,
BUT NOBODY TOLD MECopy !req
88. THAT LUCY HAD NEVER BEEN
TO CHURCH BEFORE.Copy !req
89. THERE WAS A MAN
STUCK ON A TREECopy !req
90. AND HIS NAME WAS JESUS
AND HE SCARED ME!Copy !req
91. OH, BABY, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
92. I DIDN'T LIKE HIM!Copy !req
93. SWEETIE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
94. JESUS ISN'T REAL.
HE'S JUST PRETEND.Copy !req
95. OKAY?Copy !req
96. HE'S JUST A FUNNY
PRETEND MAN.Copy !req
97. HE'S JUST SILLY.Copy !req
98. ELLEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR TAKING CARE OF HER.Copy !req
99. I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT LOUIE DUMPED
HER OFF ON YOU.Copy !req
100. IT'S OKAY.
LISA, LET'S GO.Copy !req
101. MOMMY, IT'S SUNDAY.Copy !req
102. LUCY, OW!Copy !req
103. WAKE UP.
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CHURCH.Copy !req
104. LUCY, WE DON'T GO
TO CHURCH.Copy !req
105. IT'S SCARY, REMEMBER?Copy !req
106. BUT I WANT TO.
I WANNA GIVE JESUS
BAND-AIDS AND SLIPPERS.Copy !req
107. HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW
THAT YOU GO TO CHURCH
ON SUNDAYS?Copy !req
108. BECAUSE SHE'S SMART.Copy !req
109. THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD
HAVE BEEN THERE
HER FIRST TIME.Copy !req
110. COME ON, LET'S GO
TO CHURCH NOW.Copy !req
111. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
112. UGH, GET OFF,
YOU FUCKING ANUS!Copy !req
113. - HI, LISA.
- HI, LUCY.Copy !req
114. HEY, ELLEN.Copy !req
115. "AND DAVID PUT
HIS HAND IN HIS BAGCopy !req
116. AND TOOK THENCE A STONECopy !req
117. AND SLUNG ITCopy !req
118. AND SMOTE THE PHILISTINE
IN HIS FOREHEAD.Copy !req
119. AND THE STONE SANK
INTO HIS FOREHEADCopy !req
120. AND HE FELL
UPON HIS FACE
TO THE EARTH."Copy !req
121. I THINK THE BOREDOM
IS WORKING ON HER.Copy !req
122. GOOD. GIVE IT
A LITTLE LONGER.Copy !req
123. "... AND SMOTE
THE PHILISTINECopy !req
124. AND SLEW HIM,Copy !req
125. BUT THERE WAS NO SWORD
IN THE HAND OF DAVID."Copy !req
126. STOP THAT.Copy !req
127. WHAT?Copy !req
128. DON'T EAT IN CHURCH.Copy !req
129. THEY'RE ALL UP THERE
EATIN' JESUS,Copy !req
130. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS?Copy !req
131. I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
132. I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
133. "... COMES TO GOD,
AND TO THE GATES OF..."Copy !req
134. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO CONFESS?Copy !req
135. HUH?Copy !req
136. WE DON'T USUALLY
TAKE CONFESSION
DURING MASS,Copy !req
137. BUT I SAW SOMEONE
IN HERE.Copy !req
138. DO YOU NEED
ABSOLUTION?Copy !req
139. UH, NO.Copy !req
140. I'M SORRY,
I'M NOT CATHOLIC.Copy !req
141. I'M JUST, UH, HIDING.Copy !req
142. HIDING?Copy !req
143. FROM WHAT?Copy !req
144. UH...Copy !req
145. MY WIFE.Copy !req
146. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
CARRYING A BURDEN.Copy !req
147. WOULD YOU LET GOD
SHOULDER IT FOR YOU?Copy !req
148. NO, I—
THANKS, FATHER,Copy !req
149. BUT I'M NOT REALLY
RELIGIOUS AT ALL.Copy !req
150. YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD?Copy !req
151. NO. DO YOU?Copy !req
152. UM... YES.Copy !req
153. SORRY.Copy !req
154. I BELIEVE IN HELL,
THOUGH.Copy !req
155. - YOU DO?
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
156. I WORRY ABOUT HELL.
I HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT IT.Copy !req
157. - REALLY?
- YUP.Copy !req
158. TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
159. WELL, I HAVE THIS DREAMCopy !req
160. WHERE I'M
IN A HALLWAY IN HELLCopy !req
161. AND THIS DEMON
WALKS UP TO MECopy !req
162. AND HE SAYS,
"HEY, SUCK MY DICK,"
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
163. AND SO...Copy !req
164. SO ANYWAY, I'M BLOWING
THE DEMON FOR A WHILECopy !req
165. AND THEN—Copy !req
166. AND THEN WHEN I'M DONE,Copy !req
167. THIS DUDE WHO'S, LIKE,
IN CHARGE OF HELL,Copy !req
168. HE WALKS UP TO ME
AND HE SAYS,Copy !req
169. "HEY, MAN, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO BLOW THAT GUY,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
170. HE JUST HANGS OUT HERE.Copy !req
171. HE'S NOT PART OF YOUR
OFFICIAL DAMNATION.Copy !req
172. I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA
BE HERE FOR ETERNITYCopy !req
173. AND YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A LOT OF DEMONS
YOU HAVE TO BLOW,Copy !req
174. SO DON'T BE FREELANCING
IN THE HALLWAYS."Copy !req
175. AND I FEEL
LIKE AN IDIOT,Copy !req
176. BECAUSE THE DEMON
CAME FIRE ANTS ALL OVER
MY FACE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
177. HELLO?Copy !req
178. YES, THAT'S VERY...
VIVID.Copy !req
179. YEAH.
I'M SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
180. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
181. LOOK, OBVIOUSLY,Copy !req
182. YOU'RE CARRYING
A LOT OF GUILT.Copy !req
183. NOW MAYBE
IF YOU TOLD MECopy !req
184. WHAT'S BOTHERING
YOU TODAY—Copy !req
185. WHAT BURDEN
DROVE YOU IN HERE?Copy !req
186. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
I'M A SHITTY FATHER.Copy !req
187. I WAS SUPPOSED TO
TAKE CARE OF MY DAUGHTER,Copy !req
188. BUT INSTEAD
I LET THE NEIGHBORS
TAKE HER TO CHURCH.Copy !req
189. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
190. AND SHE GOT
REALLY INTO IT.Copy !req
191. AND NOW MY WIFE'S
STUCK OUT THERE TOO.Copy !req
192. GOD DAMN IT,
I'M SUCH A DICK.Copy !req
193. FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
194. I WISH
YOU WOULDN'T SIN
IN THE CONFESSIONAL.Copy !req
195. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
196. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
197. YOU HAD SOME GUILT
AND YOU JUST
UNBURDENED IT.Copy !req
198. NOW HOW DID
THAT FEEL?Copy !req
199. GOOD.Copy !req
200. I TAKE IT YOU DON'T KNOW
YOUR "HAIL MARYS" OR
YOUR "OUR FATHERS."Copy !req
201. NO.Copy !req
202. WELL, THEN
IN THE NAME
OF THE FATHERCopy !req
203. AND OF THE SON
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT,Copy !req
204. I ABSOLVE YOU
OF ALL YOUR SINS.Copy !req
205. WOW.Copy !req
206. THAT FELT GREAT!Copy !req
207. - SO YOU WENT
TO CONFESSION?
- YEAH.Copy !req
208. YOU'RE NOT EVEN
CATHOLIC, ARE YOU?Copy !req
209. - NO.
- WELL, WHAT'S KIM?
IS SHE CATHOLIC?Copy !req
210. I THINK
CATHOLIC OR JEWISH.
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
211. HOW DO YOU
NOT KNOW THAT?Copy !req
212. WELL, SHE TOLD ME WHEN
WE WERE FIRST DATING,Copy !req
213. AND THEN I FORGOT
AND NOW I'M AFRAID
TO ASK.Copy !req
214. EH.Copy !req
215. SHE'S PROBABLY JEWISH.Copy !req
216. YEAH, RELIGIONS ARE
ALL BULLSHIT.Copy !req
217. THEY'RE FOR
A BUNCH OF NITWITS
WHO DON'T WANT TO ADMITCopy !req
218. THAT WE'RE ALL JUST
A BUNCH OF SLIMY FISH
WHO GREW LEGS;Copy !req
219. FOR MORONS WHO
CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT THERE'S NO GOD.Copy !req
220. OF COURSE
THERE'S A GOD.Copy !req
221. WHAT PROOF
IS THERE OF THAT?Copy !req
222. WHO DO YOU THINK
MADE YOU, ASSHOLE?Copy !req
223. WHAT THE FUCK
DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
224. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?Copy !req
225. MY MOTHER'S CUNT.Copy !req
226. OKAY, WHERE'D SHE
COME FROM?Copy !req
227. HER MOTHER'S CUNT.Copy !req
228. AND HER MOTHER'S CUNT
BEFORE THAT.Copy !req
229. AND IT GOES BACK
LIKE THATCopy !req
230. FROM CUNT TO CUNT
TO CUNT TO CUNT...Copy !req
231. ALL THE WAY BACK,
TILL EVENTUALLYCopy !req
232. YOU GET
TO THAT SLIMY FISH
WITH NO LEGS.Copy !req
233. OKAY, WHERE'D THE FISH
COME FROM?Copy !req
234. HIS LEGLESS MOTHER'S CUNT.Copy !req
235. YOU SEE,
EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODYCopy !req
236. COMES FROM
THEIR MOTHER'S CUNT.Copy !req
237. HOLD ON.
WITH ALL THESE CUNTS,Copy !req
238. I MEAN, THEY HAD
TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
239. WHERE DID
THEY COME FROM?Copy !req
240. I GUESS THEY ALL COME
FROM ONE BIG, GIANT CUNT.Copy !req
241. YEAH.
AND THAT'S GOD.Copy !req
242. MAYBE. MAYBE.Copy !req
243. PAPA, CAN I HAVE
ANOTHER PANCAKE?Copy !req
244. SURE. I'M GLAD
YOU LIKE 'EM.Copy !req
245. - HEY, YOU WANT
ANOTHER ONE?
- OH NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
246. ARE YOU SURE?
I'VE GOT PLENTY LEFT.Copy !req
247. OH, I KNOW,
BUT THEY'RE VERY FILLING.Copy !req
248. I THINK YOU OVERDID IT
WITH THE NUTS A LITTLE.Copy !req
249. I JUST DON'T THINK
PANCAKES SHOULD BE CRUNCHY.Copy !req
250. YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
251. SO I MADE PANCAKES,
RIGHT?Copy !req
252. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
GOD'S LISTENING.Copy !req
253. I GOT UP EARLY,
I MADE PANCAKES
FROM SCRATCH.Copy !req
254. - I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE HER HAPPY.
- OKAY.Copy !req
255. LUCY LOVED
THE PANCAKES.Copy !req
256. THEY'RE GOOD.Copy !req
257. BUT KIM SAYS—Copy !req
258. SHE GOES,
"PANCAKES SHOULDN'T
BE CRUNCHY."Copy !req
259. CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT SHIT?Copy !req
260. NO "THANK YOU,"
JUST "SHOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY."Copy !req
261. DID YOU TELL HER
HOW YOU FELT?Copy !req
262. YEAH, BOY, YOU COULD TELL
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED.Copy !req
263. OKAY, WELL,Copy !req
264. I'M NOT SURE
WHAT YOU WANT
FROM ME HERE.Copy !req
265. WELL, CAN YOU ABSOLVE ME
LIKE BEFORE?Copy !req
266. BUT WHERE'S THE SIN?Copy !req
267. I GUESS I'M CONFESSING
THAT MY WIFE...Copy !req
268. OH, I WANNA
JUST PUNCH HER
RIGHT IN THE FACE.Copy !req
269. ALL RIGHT,
HARBORING VIOLENCE
IN YOUR HEART.Copy !req
270. THAT'S GOOD, YEAH,
'CAUSE I REALLY DO WANNA
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.Copy !req
271. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
272. IN THE NAME
OF THE FATHER
AND OF THE SONCopy !req
273. AND THE HOLY SPIRIT,
I ABSOLVE YOU OF ALL
YOUR SINS.Copy !req
274. SWEET.Copy !req
275. - HI, POOPS.
- HEY, TINA.Copy !req
276. - I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
- YEAH? OKAY.Copy !req
277. I JUST WANNA GET
SOME EXERCISE.Copy !req
278. I WON'T BE LONG.Copy !req
279. IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
280. YEAH, HE'S BEEN GOING
FOR THESE WALKS LATELY.Copy !req
281. HE SAYS HE'S
TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT,
BUT I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
282. ARE YOU GUYS
HAVING TROUBLE?Copy !req
283. NO. IF ANYTHING,
HE'S BEEN EASIER
TO GET ALONG WITH.Copy !req
284. HE GOT UP WITH LUCY
THE OTHER DAY,
MADE PANCAKES.Copy !req
285. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM.Copy !req
286. HAVE YOU SMELLED
HIS PENIS?Copy !req
287. WHAT?Copy !req
288. HE DISAPPEARS,
HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD,Copy !req
289. AND YOU SAW THAT SWEATER
HE WAS WEARING.Copy !req
290. SMELL HIS PENIS.Copy !req
291. - ELLEN.
- HI, KIM.
IS LOUIE HERE?Copy !req
292. - NO. WHY?
- I WAS RUNNING LATE
FOR CHURCHCopy !req
293. AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED
TO SHARE A CAB.Copy !req
294. OH, THANKS,
BUT WE'RE NOT
GOING ANYMORE.Copy !req
295. OH. I JUST THOUGHT—
BECAUSE I'VE BEENCopy !req
296. - SEEING HIM THERE
A LOT LATELY.
- YOU HAVE?Copy !req
297. YEAH.Copy !req
298. I MEAN, HE'S USUALLY
IN THE CONFESSIONAL.Copy !req
299. HE'S CONFESSING?Copy !req
300. SMELL IT, HONEY.Copy !req
301. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL.Copy !req
302. SOMETIMES...Copy !req
303. SOMETIMES WHEN WE
GO TO PARTIESCopy !req
304. SHE STARTS TELLING
THESE LONG STORIES
THAT JUST GO ON AND ON.Copy !req
305. I CAN SEE—
JUST THE PAIN
IN PEOPLE'S FACES,Copy !req
306. BUT SHE'S TOTALLY
OBLIVIOUS TO IT.Copy !req
307. IT'S LIKE SHE'S NEVER
SEEN SOMEBODY INTERESTED,Copy !req
308. SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
309. SHE THINKS
THE NORMAL FACE PEOPLE
MAKE WHEN THEY'RE LISTENINGCopy !req
310. IS LIKE THIS...Copy !req
311. I CAN'T SEE YOU.Copy !req
312. AND ALSO, THIS IS NOT
A SIN OF ANY KIND.Copy !req
313. OH, YEAH.
OKAY.Copy !req
314. UM, I WANNA CONFESS
THAT I REALLY JUST WANNA—Copy !req
315. LOUIE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
316. WHAT THE HELL?
GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
317. WHAT IS HE TELLING YOU?
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
318. TELL ME!
HE'S MY HUSBAND!Copy !req
319. - MA'AM, IF YOU COULD JUST—
- WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
320. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHAT I'M TELLING HIM.Copy !req
321. ARE YOU
FOOLING AROUND ON ME?Copy !req
322. - IS HE?
- MAYBE IF YOU TWO
STEP INTO MY OFFICE—Copy !req
323. NO NO NO.
THIS IS MY TIME.
TELL HER TO LEAVE.Copy !req
324. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
325. BOTH OF YOU,
GO HOME.Copy !req
326. HEY, YOU'RE BLACK.Copy !req
327. SO?Copy !req
328. NOTHING.
IT'S JUST INTERESTING.Copy !req
329. - LOUIE!
- LOOK.Copy !req
330. YOU'RE NOT CATHOLIC
EITHER, ARE YOU?Copy !req
331. - NO, I'M JEWISH.
- AH.Copy !req
332. OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS
NONE OF MY BUSINESS,Copy !req
333. BUT IF THERE'S EVER BEEN
TWO PEOPLE ON EARTHCopy !req
334. THAT NEED TO TALK
TO EACH OTHER, IT'S YOU.Copy !req
335. GO HOME, SIT DOWN
AND TALK.Copy !req
336. PLEASE.Copy !req
337. HE DIDN'T SOUND BLACK.Copy !req
338. I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW—Copy !req
339. COME ON!Copy !req
340. OKAY, SHE'S DOWN.Copy !req
341. WHY WERE YOU CONFESSING
THOSE THINGS TO A PRIEST?Copy !req
342. BECAUSE I CAN'T
TELL YOU THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
343. WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME?Copy !req
344. IT WOULD START A FIGHT.
IT WOULDN'T BE WORTH IT.Copy !req
345. WE'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR FIVE YEARS.Copy !req
346. THINGS JUST BUILD UP
THAT YOU CAN'T SAY.Copy !req
347. I KNOW YOU HAVE
SOME BUILDUP.Copy !req
348. WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO,Copy !req
349. BUT WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO TALK TO EACH OTHER.Copy !req
350. I KNOW.Copy !req
351. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD.Copy !req
352. WHY DON'T YOU TELL MECopy !req
353. SOMETHING THAT
YOU DON'T WANNA TELL ME?Copy !req
354. - YEAH?
- YEAH, GO AHEAD.Copy !req
355. OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
356. TWO DAYS AGO
RICH CALLEDCopy !req
357. AND I TOLD HIM
I WOULD TELL YOU,
BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU.Copy !req
358. ACTUALLY,
RICH CALLS A LOT MORE
THAN YOU'RE AWARE OF.Copy !req
359. AND I DON'T TELL YOUCopy !req
360. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.Copy !req
361. - OKAY.
- YOU GO NOW.Copy !req
362. OKAY, UM...Copy !req
363. I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU
THAT YOU BECAME A NURSE,Copy !req
364. BUT SOMETIMES,Copy !req
365. YOU KNOW—Copy !req
366. YOU'RE JUST A NURSE.Copy !req
367. YOU'RE NOT
THE FIRST NURSE.Copy !req
368. IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE A DOCTOR.Copy !req
369. JUST SOMETIMES
YOU GET A LITTLE—Copy !req
370. I MEAN, I COULD BE
A NURSE. SO WHAT?Copy !req
371. HMM.Copy !req
372. OKAY.Copy !req
373. YOUR BALLS ARE WEIRD.Copy !req
374. WHA— WHAT—Copy !req
375. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HOW ARE THEY WEIRD?Copy !req
376. THEY'RE WEIRD,
THE WEIRDEST BALLS
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
377. IT'S JUST
THE WAY THEY HANG.Copy !req
378. WEIRD.Copy !req
379. I'M JUST KINDA SICK
OF YOUR WEIRD LITTLE BALLS.Copy !req
380. MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
DO THIS. IT'S NOT—Copy !req
381. NO NO NO NO.
LET'S KEEP GOING.Copy !req
382. WE'RE CONFESSING.Copy !req
383. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
384. SOMETIMES
WHEN WE'RE FUCKINGCopy !req
385. I PRETEND
YOU'RE BLOWING ME.Copy !req
386. ACTUALLY, EVERY TIME.Copy !req
387. I FEEL BAD,
'CAUSE IT'S LIKECopy !req
388. I'M CHEATING ON YOUR PUSSY
WITH YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
389. OKAY.Copy !req
390. NOTED.Copy !req
391. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
392. IT DOES BUG ME
YOU NEVER GOT ME
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.Copy !req
393. CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
394. YOU GO NOW.Copy !req
395. OKAY, UH...Copy !req
396. LET'S SEE...Copy !req
397. OKAY, WELL...Copy !req
398. I'M OUT.Copy !req
399. I MEAN, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
400. THERE'S NOTHING
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
401. SAME.Copy !req
402. WOW, I FEEL EMPTY...Copy !req
403. LIKE A SHELL.Copy !req
404. ME TOO.Copy !req
405. AND I KNOW
SO MANY THINGS ABOUT YOUCopy !req
406. I WISH I COULD UN-KNOW.Copy !req
407. BUT IT FEELS GOOD.Copy !req
408. IT'S PEACEFUL.Copy !req
409. YEAH, I MEAN,
I GOT NOTHING
TO HIDE FROM YOU NOW.Copy !req
410. IT'S GREAT.
WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
411. YEAH, IN ANOTHER
FIVE YEARS.Copy !req
412. MAMA.Copy !req
413. OH, GOD, LUCY'S UP.
WE'RE BOTH FUCKED
FOR THE DAY.Copy !req
414. MAMA, I WANNA GO
TO RACHEL'S HOUSE,Copy !req
415. AND THEN SHE SAID
THAT THEN WE CAN HAVE
DANNY COME OVER.Copy !req
416. OH, AND I HAVE TO
TELL YOU ABOUT THIS
DREAM THAT I HAD.Copy !req
417. IT WAS ABOUT ME
AND THIS PONY—Copy !req
418. YAY! TV!
I WANNA WATCH
"THE FUNNIES,"Copy !req
419. 'CAUSE I LOVE
MR. FUNNY AND—Copy !req