1. PAPA, CAN WE
PLAY OUTSIDE?Copy !req
2. - NO.
- WHY?Copy !req
3. BECAUSE IT'S 5:00
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
4. IT'S TOO EARLY.Copy !req
5. WHY?Copy !req
6. THE SUN HASN'T
COME UP YET.Copy !req
7. WHY?Copy !req
8. BECAUSE THE SUN
COMES UP LATER.Copy !req
9. WHY?Copy !req
10. WELL, THE EARTH
GOES AROUND,Copy !req
11. AND WHEN IT TURNS
A CERTAIN AMOUNT,Copy !req
12. THE SUN SHOWS
ON THE HORIZON.Copy !req
13. WHY?Copy !req
14. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
15. WHY?Copy !req
16. WHY DON'T YOU KNOW,
PAPA?Copy !req
17. BECAUSE I DIDN'T
PAY ATTENTION IN
SCHOOL, OKAY?Copy !req
18. I DIDN'T LISTEN
IN CLASS.Copy !req
19. WHY?Copy !req
20. BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
21. I SMOKED TOO MUCH POT.Copy !req
22. WHY?Copy !req
23. I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD MATTER.Copy !req
24. WHY?Copy !req
25. I JUST FIGURED MY LIFE
WOULD COME TOGETHER
ON ITS OWN.Copy !req
26. BUT THEN I MET YOUR MOM,
AND YOU CAME ALONG.Copy !req
27. SO NOW I WORK
AT THE MUFFLER SHOP.Copy !req
28. WHY?Copy !req
29. WELL, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR ME TO PURSUE
A CAREER NOW,Copy !req
30. AND SINCE YOUR MOM HAS
A JOB WITH BENEFITSCopy !req
31. I STAY HOME AND
I TAKE CARE OF YOU,Copy !req
32. 'CAUSE WHAT I MAKE IS
PRETTY MUCH JUST A JOKE.Copy !req
33. WHY?Copy !req
34. WELL, THE SERVICE ECONOMY
REPLACED MANUFACTURING...Copy !req
35. AND HERE'S NO REAL JOBS
IN AMERICA ANYMORE.Copy !req
36. WHY?Copy !req
37. WE HAD GOOD JOBS
FOR A WHILE,Copy !req
38. BUT IT'S JUST 'CAUSE
WE WERE LUCKY AND NOW
WE'RE UNLUCKY.Copy !req
39. WHY?Copy !req
40. IT'S JUST
THE WAY IT GOES.Copy !req
41. WHY?Copy !req
42. 'CAUSE GOD IS DEAD
AND WE'RE ALONE.Copy !req
43. OKAY.Copy !req
44. "LUCKY LOUIE" WAS TAPED
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
45. MAKE A WISH,
MAKE A WISH!Copy !req
46. HEY HEY.Copy !req
47. LISTEN, YOU GUYS,
THANKS FOR INVITING ME.Copy !req
48. I LOVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES.Copy !req
49. WELL, LUCY LOVES HAVING
HER UNCLE JERRY HERE.
RIGHT, LUCY?Copy !req
50. YEAH YEAH,
UNCLE JERRY'S GREAT.
LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS.Copy !req
51. HERE,
OPEN OUR PRESENT, LUCY.
OH, I'M SO EXCITED.Copy !req
52. - A DOLL!
- All: OH!Copy !req
53. IT'S YOUR
FIRST BARBIE!Copy !req
54. I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHEN
I WENT INTO HER ROOM—
SHE HAS NO BARBIES.Copy !req
55. AS YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT BARBIESCopy !req
56. AND THAT THEY COMPLETELY
MISREPRESENT WOMEN—Copy !req
57. OH PHOOEY.
GIRLS LOVE BARBIES.
LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS.Copy !req
58. I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER
TO GROW UP AND WORSHIP
A TINY STRIPPER.Copy !req
59. - OKAY, PEOPLE.
ANOTHER PRESENT, COME ON.
- All: YEAH.Copy !req
60. - THAT'S FROM US.
- OH, THIS IS FROM
WALTER AND ELLENCopy !req
61. AND LISA,
OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.Copy !req
62. THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
63. OH.Copy !req
64. OH NO, BUT THAT
BARBIE'S GREAT.Copy !req
65. - NOW SHE'S GOT ONE OF EACH.
- WHAT?Copy !req
66. I DON'T LIKE
THE BLACK BARBIE.Copy !req
67. - HEY, MAN, I THINK—
- Kim: SHH.Copy !req
68. - UH, I'M SORRY.
- OH NO, THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
69. - BIRTHDAYS ARE HARD.
- HEY HEY HEY.Copy !req
70. - MAKE HER OPEN MY GIFT.
- HEY, GREAT IDEA!Copy !req
71. OPEN UNCLE JERRY'S GIFT.
COME ON, LUCY.Copy !req
72. WHAT DID YOU GET?
WHAT DID YOU GET?Copy !req
73. - Louie: WHAT'D YOU GET?
WHAT'D YOU GET?
- OH BOY!Copy !req
74. JESUS!Copy !req
75. JESUS, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU, JERRY?Copy !req
76. WHAT?
IT'S A REPLICA.Copy !req
77. IT'S GOING OVER BETTER
THAN THE BLACK BARBIE.Copy !req
78. SHE CAN'T HAVE THIS, JERRY.
TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU.Copy !req
79. - AW. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
80. WOW, THIS PARTY
SUCKS NOW.Copy !req
81. YEAH, I THINK THAT'S
HER LIMIT, GUYS.Copy !req
82. - BYE.
- BYE.Copy !req
83. HEY, WALTER,
THANKS FOR BRINGING
LISA OVER.Copy !req
84. - IT'S JUST ACROSS THE HALL.
- BUT WE'RE REALLY GLAD
YOU CAME, STILL.Copy !req
85. OKAY.Copy !req
86. THANKS A LOT.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT TIME.
WE'LL COME BACK WHEN SHE'S 21.Copy !req
87. - SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- SEE YOU AT WORK.Copy !req
88. SORRY I RUINED YOUR PARTY.
I MEAN, IT WAS A NICE PARTY.Copy !req
89. OH, IT'S OKAY.
HERE, TAKE THIS FOODCopy !req
90. - AND GET HOME SAFE.
- OKAY, THANKS.Copy !req
91. HEY, WHAT IF I GAVE IT
TO HER IN A COUPLE OF YEARS
WHEN SHE'S OLDER?Copy !req
92. NO, MAN.
JUST GO, PLEASE.Copy !req
93. IT'S JUST THAT IT WAS
EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
94. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
95. I'M GONNA GIVE HER A BATH.
WILL YOU CLEAN UP?Copy !req
96. YEAH.Copy !req
97. OH PLEASE, YOU DON'T
WANT TO EAT THIS.Copy !req
98. THIS IS ALL
HYDROGENATED OILS,
TOTAL CRAP.Copy !req
99. DON'T EAT THE CAKE
OUT OF THE GARBAGE!Copy !req
100. - WHAT?
- ARE YOU EATING IN THERE?Copy !req
101. YEAH!Copy !req
102. OH... OH MY GOD.Copy !req
103. DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HER OLD DUCK IS?
IT HAS TO BE THE OLD DUCK.Copy !req
104. - Lucy: MOMMY!
- I'M GETTING THE DUCK, SWEETIE.Copy !req
105. - THE OLD DUCK!
- YES, THE OLD DUCK!Copy !req
106. FUCKING DUCK.Copy !req
107. OH! JESUS!Copy !req
108. CHRIST.Copy !req
109. JESUS, KIM.Copy !req
110. JESSICA SIMPSON,
REALLY?Copy !req
111. I'M NOT JERKING OFF
TO HER MUSIC.Copy !req
112. HEY, SHE'S GETTING DRESSED.
ARE YOU GONNA DROP HER OFF?Copy !req
113. YEAH.
I MADE YOU
SOME TEA HERE.Copy !req
114. OH, THANKS.Copy !req
115. SO IS NOW A GOOD TIME
TO TALK ABOUT THE CLOSET?Copy !req
116. DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THAT... EVER?Copy !req
117. HEY, MAN,
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
I MEAN...Copy !req
118. HOW OFTEN
DO YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
119. NOT VERY.Copy !req
120. JUST—Copy !req
121. WHENEVER
YOU'RE NOT AROUND.Copy !req
122. WOW.Copy !req
123. SO DO YOU DO IT
IN THE OTHER ROOMSCopy !req
124. OR IS THE CLOSET SPECIAL?Copy !req
125. - COME ON.
- OKAY OKAY.Copy !req
126. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUTCopy !req
127. WHEN YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
128. LOTS OF THINGS.Copy !req
129. DO YOU EVER
THINK ABOUT ME?Copy !req
130. WHAT ARE YOU, HIGH?Copy !req
131. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
HONEY, THAT'S MAGIC TIME.Copy !req
132. I CAN THINK
ABOUT ANYBODY.Copy !req
133. I CAN EVEN COMBINE WOMEN.Copy !req
134. I CAN TAKE BRITNEY SPEARS'
HEAD AND PUT IT ON
BARBARA BUSH'S BODY—Copy !req
135. - OKAY OKAY, IT'S FINE.
I UNDERSTAND.
- WELL, LOOK,Copy !req
136. I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.Copy !req
137. THIS IS ALL I GOT!
THIS IS IT FOR ME!Copy !req
138. WE HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING IN AGES.Copy !req
139. AGES-ES-ES-ES!Copy !req
140. I THOUGHT WHEN I
GOT MARRIED I WAS DONE
MASTURBATING IN CLOSETS, BUT—Copy !req
141. I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
142. IT'S OKAY
THAT YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
143. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
144. SO LISTEN...Copy !req
145. DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS
FOR THIS WEEK, OKAY?Copy !req
146. WHY?Copy !req
147. BECAUSE YOU AND I
ARE GONNA HAVE SEXCopy !req
148. EVERY DAY
UNTIL SUNDAY.Copy !req
149. REALLY?Copy !req
150. YUP.Copy !req
151. OKAY?Copy !req
152. YEAH.Copy !req
153. GOD, THIS WORKED OUT
A LOT BETTERCopy !req
154. THAN WHEN MY MOM
CAUGHT ME JERKING OFF.Copy !req
155. I'M ALL DRESSED, MOMMY.
I GOT MY SHOES ON MYSELF!Copy !req
156. - HEY, GOOD JOB.
- I WAS SAYING THAT
TO MAMA, NOT YOU!Copy !req
157. YEAH, WELL,
I'M HERE TOO, DAMN IT!Copy !req
158. - PAPA SAID A BATHROOM WORD.
- YEAH, I KNOW. COME ON.Copy !req
159. HEY, UH, I'LL CLEAN UP.Copy !req
160. - OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.Copy !req
161. - THANKS A LOT.
- ALL RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
162. YEAH, MAN,
I'LL CLEAN UP ANYTHINGCopy !req
163. IF YOU'D SUCK MY DICK
ONCE IN A WHILE.Copy !req
164. HEY, WALTER,
HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
165. I'M OKAY.
UH, THANKS AGAIN FOR
INVITING US LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
166. WE HAVEN'T MET
THAT MANY PEOPLE
SINCE WE MOVED IN, AND—Copy !req
167. OH. OH, LISTEN, UH...Copy !req
168. WE DIDN'T JUST THROW AWAY
THE BLACK BARBIE.Copy !req
169. WE THREW THEM BOTH AWAY.
NO, WE DID. LOOK.Copy !req
170. I SWEAR TO GOD— SEE?
LOOK, THE WHITE BARBIE.Copy !req
171. - WE THREW BOTH AWAY—
- YEAH, I GOT IT.Copy !req
172. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST OFFENDED
THAT YOU THREW OUR GIFT AWAY.Copy !req
173. IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME
THERE WAS A RACIST ANGLE.Copy !req
174. HEY, MAN, WHAT DID YOU
BUY HER A BLACK BARBIE
FOR ANYWAY?Copy !req
175. BECAUSE THE BLACK BARBIES
WERE HALF OFF.Copy !req
176. HEY GUYS, I BROUGHT YOU
SOME FRESH COFFEE.Copy !req
177. - HEY, THANKS.
- WHAT?Copy !req
178. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT?"Copy !req
179. I MEAN "WHAT THE FUCK?"Copy !req
180. YOU NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING,
YOU STINGY PRICK.Copy !req
181. - I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.
- WHY?Copy !req
182. WELL, KIM TOLD ME
NOT TO MAKE ANY PLANSCopy !req
183. BECAUSE SHE WANTS
TO HAVE SEX EVERY NIGHT
THIS WEEK UNTIL SUNDAY.Copy !req
184. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT LAID?Copy !req
185. ABOUT FOUR MONTHS AGO.Copy !req
186. OKAY, WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU GUYS HAD SEX?Copy !req
187. A COUPLE OF TIMES
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
188. I GOT A HAND JOB
IN THE PARLOR
ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO.Copy !req
189. HEY, NICE. HEY.Copy !req
190. WELL, LOOK, I—Copy !req
191. ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE SEVEN DAYS
OF SEX AHEAD OF ME.Copy !req
192. THAT'S ALL I KNOW.Copy !req
193. FOR EXACTLY
SEVEN DAYS, HUH?
WHY?Copy !req
194. - I DON'T KNOW, SHE—
- WAKE UP, DUMMY. SHE WANTS
TO HAVE ANOTHER KID.Copy !req
195. WHAT?
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
196. WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
IS SHE TRYING TO GET
PREGNANT TOO?Copy !req
197. NAH, TINA SHUT DOWN
HER WOMBCopy !req
198. AFTER JACKIE WAS BORN.Copy !req
199. SO, YOU KNOW, I JUST
SLIP IT IN WHENEVER.Copy !req
200. IT'S A NON-ISSUE,
YOU KNOW, BUT WITH KIM—Copy !req
201. I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES.
SHE WANTS ANOTHER BABY.Copy !req
202. JUST ANOTHER
LITTLE BABY, EH?Copy !req
203. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
LOUIE, THIS MORNING
SHE JUST WOKE UPCopy !req
204. AND LOOKED AT YOUR
DIRTY FRECKLED COCK...Copy !req
205. AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF,
"OH YEAH, I WANT THAT
STUCK IN ME"?Copy !req
206. MAYBE.Copy !req
207. LISTEN UP, DOUCHE.Copy !req
208. WOMEN ARE... BAD.Copy !req
209. RICH, JUST 'CAUSE YOUR WIFE
DIVORCED YOU AND TOOK
ALL YOUR STUFFCopy !req
210. - DOESN'T MEAN—
- THAT IS WHAT OPENED
MY EYES TO THE TRUTH.Copy !req
211. AND THE TRUTH IS
WOMEN ARE POWERFUL.Copy !req
212. THEY'RE DANGEROUS.Copy !req
213. THEY USED TO RULE
THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
214. MEN WERE SLAVES.Copy !req
215. THAT'S RETARDED.Copy !req
216. HOW COULD
WOMEN RULE OVER US?
WE CAN KICK THEIR ASS.Copy !req
217. YEAH, BUT YOU SEE,
THE MOTHERS RULED.Copy !req
218. AND YOU CAN'T
RAISE YOUR HAND
TO YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
219. I'LL HIT MY MOTHER.Copy !req
220. I'LL PUNCH HER
RIGHT IN THE FACE.Copy !req
221. NOW YOU CAN.Copy !req
222. BECAUSE WE ROSE UP.Copy !req
223. AND THEN, PFFF—
WE LAID THE PATRIARCHY
ON 'EM.Copy !req
224. AND THEN WE EXPUNGED
THE WHOLE THING FROM
THE HISTORY BOOKSCopy !req
225. AND STARTED ANEW.Copy !req
226. JUST LIKE
"PLANET OF THE APES."Copy !req
227. - HI, RICH.
- HEY, PAUL.Copy !req
228. MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
229. ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I GOTTA SELL SOME WEED.Copy !req
230. - OH, HEY, WALTER.
- HI.Copy !req
231. HEY, MAN, LISTEN.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
232. LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENED
THIS MORNING—Copy !req
233. I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
CAN YOU JUST GIVE MECopy !req
234. THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
AND JUST FORGET IT?Copy !req
235. - SURE.
- WAIT WAIT.Copy !req
236. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER
FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT
AND BRING THE GIRLS?Copy !req
237. - ACTUALLY—
- LET ME MAKE IT UP
TO YOU, COME ON.Copy !req
238. I GET HOME LATE
TOMORROW, SO...Copy !req
239. BUT WE CAN HAVE
A LATE DINNER.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
240. I'LL MAKE MEATBALLS.
COME ON, PLEASE.Copy !req
241. - ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN, GREAT!Copy !req
242. I'LL SEE YOU THEN,
MAN, OKAY! ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
243. BYE, WALTER.Copy !req
244. HELLO.Copy !req
245. IS THAT A NEW T-SHIRT?Copy !req
246. WHAT?Copy !req
247. IT LOOKS
REALLY GOOD ON YOU.Copy !req
248. MAYBE YOU'RE
LOSING WEIGHT.Copy !req
249. YOU JUST LOOK
REALLY GOOD TONIGHT.Copy !req
250. THANKS. THAT'S A—Copy !req
251. WAIT.Copy !req
252. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?Copy !req
253. I WANT YOUR DICK.Copy !req
254. NO, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
255. YEAH.
I NEED IT SO BAD.Copy !req
256. YOU NEED MY DICK?Copy !req
257. OH YEAH.
IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
258. YOU'VE BEEN HATING MY DICK
FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS NOW.Copy !req
259. NOW YOU NEED IT?
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?Copy !req
260. WELL, I FORGOT
HOW GREAT IT ISCopy !req
261. AND THEN
I JUST REMEMBERED.Copy !req
262. - ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET PREGNANT?
- YES.Copy !req
263. YEAH, SEE?Copy !req
264. YOU DON'T WANT MY DICK.Copy !req
265. YES, I DO. I WANT IT
TO GET PREGNANT WITH.Copy !req
266. JESUS CHRIST.
KIM, WE CAN'T AFFORD
ANOTHER BABY.Copy !req
267. BUT WE ALWAYS SAID
WE'D HAVE TWO KIDS.Copy !req
268. WE AGREED WHEN WE HAD LUCY
THAT WE WOULDN'T MAKE HER
BE ALONE.Copy !req
269. YEAH, BUT NOT NOW.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCHCopy !req
270. WE HAVE
IN CHECKING RIGHT NOW?
NEGATIVE $50.Copy !req
271. WE HAVE TO RAISE
50 BUCKS TO BE BROKE.Copy !req
272. I DON'T CARE.
I'M NOT WAITING.Copy !req
273. LUCY IS FOUR ALREADY.
I'M GETTING PREGNANT
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
274. YOU AIN'T GETTING PREGNANT
WITHOUT MY SPERM.Copy !req
275. THAT IS NOT YOUR SPERM.
THAT IS OUR SPERM!Copy !req
276. THAT'S MY SPERM!
GIVE IT TO ME!Copy !req
277. GIVE IT!Copy !req
278. PAPA, MAMA!Copy !req
279. PAPA WILL YOU
READ THIS BOOK TO ME?Copy !req
280. YES, THANK GOD,
I WILL READ IT TO YOU.Copy !req
281. OKAY...Copy !req
282. ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A FAMILY
OF BEARS—Copy !req
283. A MAMA BEAR, A PAPA BEAR...Copy !req
284. AND ONE BABY BEAR.Copy !req
285. WELL, ARE YOU GUYS TRYING
TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN?Copy !req
286. I'M TRYING.
HE'S JUST BEING
A BABY.Copy !req
287. I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE TURNED DOWN SEX.Copy !req
288. MMM.
SURE HE'S NOT GETTING
SOMETHING ON THE SIDE?Copy !req
289. OH, PLEASE!Copy !req
290. DO YOU KNOW HE BARELY
EVER WASHES?Copy !req
291. I MEAN, I'M PRETTY SURE
I'M THE ONLY WOMANCopy !req
292. WHO'S GETTING NEAR HIM
AT THIS POINT.Copy !req
293. I LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING,
BUT... UGH.Copy !req
294. SEE, I DON'T GET THAT.Copy !req
295. I LIKE SEX TOO MUCH.Copy !req
296. MIKE DOESN'T WASH.
I JUST HOLD MY NOSE
AND FUCK HIM.Copy !req
297. HAVE YOU TRIED
HOLDING YOUR NOSE?Copy !req
298. I'M NOT THE PROBLEM.
HE IS.Copy !req
299. HE WON'T FUCK ME 'CAUSE
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT MONEY.Copy !req
300. YOU CHARGE HIM FOR SEX?Copy !req
301. HE THINKS WE CAN'T
AFFORD ANOTHER BABY.Copy !req
302. OH, CHRIST. WELL, THERE'S
YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE—Copy !req
303. HE'S THINKING.
YOU GOT TO GET
BEYOND HIS MINDCopy !req
304. AND GET ALL HIS BLOOD
FLOWING TO HIS LITTLE
FATTY DOWN THERE,Copy !req
305. AND THEN HE WILL
FORGET EVERYTHING,Copy !req
306. LET ALONE ABOUT MONEY.Copy !req
307. YEAH, I TRIED THAT
LAST NIGHT AND HE
DIDN'T GO FOR IT.Copy !req
308. WELL, YOU GOTTA SEDUCE
THE BASTARD.Copy !req
309. YOU CAN'T LET HIM
MAKE THE CHOICE.Copy !req
310. IT'S UP TO YOU.
YOU GOTTA JUST GRAB HIMCopy !req
311. AND JUST— OOH,
SQUEEZE AND HOLD HIMCopy !req
312. AND GO,
"OH GOD, HONEY,
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
313. OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
314. OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
YEAH, I LIKE IT TOO.Copy !req
315. OOH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
OOH, DOES IT FEEL
GOOD TO YOU?Copy !req
316. YEAH, I LIKE WHEN YOU—
OH YEAH.Copy !req
317. OH, BABY, YOU'RE MY
SWEET TIGER ANGEL PUDDING.Copy !req
318. OOH, I LOVE YOU SO—"Copy !req
319. WHAT?
I'M GONNA BUY IT.Copy !req
320. BITCH.Copy !req
321. SORRY, I FORGOT
MY GLASS.Copy !req
322. OH, LOOK AT THE DIRTY
DIRTY STOVE. OOH.Copy !req
323. CUT IT OUT.Copy !req
324. WHY, AM I
TURNING YOU ON?Copy !req
325. YES, DUMMY.Copy !req
326. WELL, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
YOU BIG FUCKING POLE-SMOKER.Copy !req
327. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.Copy !req
328. STOP THINKING ABOUT MONEY.
THE ONLY THINGCopy !req
329. YOU SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUTCopy !req
330. IS ALL THIS ASS.Copy !req
331. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT!Copy !req
332. YEAH, TALK TO IT, BABY.Copy !req
333. LOOK, I WOULD LOVE
TO TAP THAT ASS.Copy !req
334. SO TAP IT.Copy !req
335. I WANT TO, BUT MY DICK
IS TOO AWARECopy !req
336. THAT YOUR PUSSY
IS A CHAMBER OF
FINANCIAL RUIN.Copy !req
337. ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
338. I'M SORRY, I NEED
AT LEAST $3000Copy !req
339. IN AN INTEREST-BEARING
ACCOUNT TO GET FULLY HARD.Copy !req
340. I SAID I'M SORRY.Copy !req
341. SHIT.Copy !req
342. HEY, HI, GUYS. GREAT.Copy !req
343. WELL, THANKS
FOR DINNER.Copy !req
344. ONE TIME ME AND
MY FRIENDS WERE
AT THE PARKCopy !req
345. AND MY FRIEND'S
LITTLE BROTHER WAS
RUNNING IN THE SAND—Copy !req
346. THAT'S GREAT, SWEETIE.
GO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
OKAY?Copy !req
347. SO...Copy !req
348. HOW'S THE SEX WEEK
GOING?Copy !req
349. AW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
SHE WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET PREGNANT.Copy !req
350. SO WHAT?Copy !req
351. SO, I GOTTA CHOOSE
BETWEEN ANOTHER KIDCopy !req
352. OR NO SEX
FOR ANOTHER YEAR.Copy !req
353. AW, GO AHEAD,
HAVE ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
354. YOU FUCK,Copy !req
355. YOU HAVE KIDS,Copy !req
356. YOU EAT.Copy !req
357. THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
358. LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
359. YEAH, I GUESS I'M JUST
BEING A PUSSY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
360. YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NOT EVEN THE MONEY.Copy !req
361. - WE HAD LESS MONEY
WHEN WE HAD LUCY.
- SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
362. IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL
LIKE I GOT NOTHING TO DO
WITH WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.Copy !req
363. I FEEL LIKE A LOBSTER
WALKING INTO A TRAP
AFTER TRAP.Copy !req
364. THE DAY YOU GET MARRIED
YOU REALIZE, "SHIT,
I CAN'T LEAVE NOW.Copy !req
365. I MEAN, I WASN'T
THINKING OF LEAVINGCopy !req
366. BUT NOW I REALLY
CAN'T LEAVE."Copy !req
367. AND THEN YOU HAVE A KID,
AND THE MOMENT THE KID
ARRIVESCopy !req
368. YOU REALIZE "SHIT,
I COULD HAVE LEFT!Copy !req
369. I TOTALLY COULD HAVE LEFT.
THE DOOR WAS RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
370. IT WASN'T EVEN
FUCKING LOCKED."Copy !req
371. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
372. WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
373. THAT'S NATURAL.Copy !req
374. BUT IT GETS BETTER.Copy !req
375. - IT DOES?
- YEAH.Copy !req
376. YOU SEE, YOU'RE JUST
ON YOUR FIRST WIFE.Copy !req
377. NOW WITH YOUR FIRST WIFE
YOU MAKE ALL THE MISTAKES.Copy !req
378. BUT WITH YOUR SECOND WIFE
YOU TRY TO CORRECT
THOSE MISTAKES,Copy !req
379. BUT YOU MAKE NEW,
WORSE ONES.Copy !req
380. BUT THE THIRD WIFE, HEH—Copy !req
381. AH, THERE'S A MARRIAGE.Copy !req
382. YEAH, YOU'LL ENJOY THAT.Copy !req
383. WELL, THANKS,
BUT I GUESSCopy !req
384. I STILL HOLD OUT HOPE
THAT I CAN MAKE
THIS ONE WORK.Copy !req
385. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.Copy !req
386. - THERE'S THESE
PRETTY DOLLS...
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
387. AND ONE HAS
A REALLY PRETTY
PINK SPARKLY DRESS...Copy !req
388. - MM-HMM.
- ... AND ANOTHER ONE
COMES WITH THISCopy !req
389. REALLY REALLY
PRETTY HORSE.Copy !req
390. AND ANOTHER ONE COMES
WITH THIS COOL MOTORCYCLE.Copy !req
391. THAT'S GREAT, SWEETIE.
LISTEN, UH,Copy !req
392. JUST TELL MOM I'LL BE IN
IN A MINUTE, OKAY?Copy !req
393. - HEY, WALTER—
- OH, JESUS!Copy !req
394. HEY LISTEN, MAN,
YOU GOTTA LET ME APOLOGIZE
FOR THE OTHER NIGHT—Copy !req
395. LOOK, DON'T BOTHER.
CAN'T WE JUST BE NEIGHBORS
AND STRANGERS?Copy !req
396. WE'RE HAVING A BARBECUE
IN THE COURTYARD TOMORROW.Copy !req
397. - YOU GUYS COULD COME, AND—
- LOOK, MAN, LET ME PUT THISCopy !req
398. I DON'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
399. THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
400. JUST COME TOMORROW
AND WE'LL GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER—Copy !req
401. YOU KNOW
WHAT'S SO OFFENSIVE
ABOUT THIS TO ME?Copy !req
402. I GET THE DISTINCT FEELING
THAT YOU'RE JUST TRYINGCopy !req
403. TO ACQUIRE A BLACK FRIEND.Copy !req
404. YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
405. BUT I'M NOT DOING IT FOR ME.
I'M DOING IT FOR MY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
406. HOW'S THAT?Copy !req
407. LOOK, WHEN LUCY WAS
TWO YEARS OLD,Copy !req
408. WE HAD THIS GUY OVER
TO FIX THE REFRIGERATOR,Copy !req
409. AND HE WAS BLACK.Copy !req
410. SO LUCY SAYS,
"REFRIGERATOR,"Copy !req
411. AND THE GUY SAYS,
"THAT'S RIGHT,
REFRIGERATOR."Copy !req
412. OKAY, LIKE, TWO MONTHS LATER
WE'RE ON A BUS DOWNTOWN,Copy !req
413. AND SHE SEES ANOTHER
BLACK PERSON.Copy !req
414. AND SHE POINTS AT HIM
AND SAYS "REFRIGERATOR."Copy !req
415. THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED
MY DAUGHTER NEEDS TO KNOW
SOME BLACK PEOPLE.Copy !req
416. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
417. BUT I STILL DON'T
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
418. IT'S OKAY.
JUST PRETEND.Copy !req
419. - OKAY, I'LL TRY.
- GREAT, SO YOU'LL
COME TOMORROW?Copy !req
420. WILL THERE
ACTUALLY BE A BARBECUE
WHEN WE GET THERE?Copy !req
421. YES, I PROMISE.Copy !req
422. HEY MAN, I GUESS
IT'S WORTH IT,Copy !req
423. IF I CAN LET ONE LITTLE
WHITE GIRL LEARN
THE DIFFERENCECopy !req
424. BETWEEN A BLACK MAN
AND A REFRIGERATOR.Copy !req
425. OKAY, MY CHECK
IS FOR $1200Copy !req
426. AND YOURS
IS FOR $118.Copy !req
427. SO WHAT BILLS DO WE
HAVE TO PAY TODAY?Copy !req
428. WE HAVE TO PAY THE RENT,
AND WE NEED THE LIGHTS
TO STAY ONCopy !req
429. AND THE GASCopy !req
430. AND THE HEAT.Copy !req
431. DO WE NEED A PHONE?Copy !req
432. - NO. CUT IT OFF.
- YEAH.Copy !req
433. HI, UH...Copy !req
434. WE NEED TO CASH THESE CHECKS
AND WE NEED TO PAY THESE BILLSCopy !req
435. AND WE'LL TAKE
WHAT'S LEFT IN CASH.Copy !req
436. OKAY.Copy !req
437. I GUESS I'M JUST
GONNA HAVE TO WORK A LOT
OF OVERTIME THIS MONTH.Copy !req
438. LISTEN, WHATEVER WE
GOT LEFT FROM THISCopy !req
439. LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER
WITH IT, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
440. AND YOUR CHANGE
IS GONNA BE 5¢.Copy !req
441. LISTEN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER KID.Copy !req
442. THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH.Copy !req
443. I MEAN,
I WANT ANOTHER ONE,Copy !req
444. BUT I THINK
I'M JUST BEING STUPID.Copy !req
445. ALL THIS DEBT
IS JUST TOO MUCH.Copy !req
446. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT LUCY BEING
ALONE AND ALL THAT STUFF?Copy !req
447. NONE OF THAT
MEANT ANYTHING,
I DON'T THINK.Copy !req
448. JESUS, HONEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
449. I JUST WANTED
A LITTLE BABY.Copy !req
450. I JUST WANTED
ANOTHER LITTLE BABY.Copy !req
451. I KNOW IT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE NOW.Copy !req
452. I JUST WANTED ONE,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
453. I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
454. AT LEAST WE ALREADY
HAVE A BABY.Copy !req
455. WE HAVE A REALLY
NICE BABY. SOME PEOPLE
DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT.Copy !req
456. OH GOD.
GOTTA GET HOME.Copy !req
457. HEY...Copy !req
458. YOU WANT SOME GUM?Copy !req
459. YEAH.Copy !req
460. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
461. HEY, THIS ATE MY NICKEL.Copy !req
462. LOUIE, LET'S
JUST GO HOME.Copy !req
463. HEY, I WANT MY NICKEL.
THE SHITTY CANDY MACHINE
ATE IT!Copy !req
464. GO AWAY, SIR.Copy !req
465. HEY, MAN, NO FUCKING WAY!
THIS ISN'T RIGHT!Copy !req
466. LOUIE.Copy !req
467. LOOK, YOU WANT
ANOTHER BABY,Copy !req
468. AND MAYBE IT'S
FOR A STUPID REASON,Copy !req
469. BUT WHAT, AM I SUPPOSED
TO LET THEM TELL US—Copy !req
470. THE PHONE COMPANY
AND THE CABLE COMPANY?
AM I SUPPOSED TO LET THEM—Copy !req
471. AM I SUPPOSED TO LET YOU
TELL ME THAT WE CAN'T
HAVE ANOTHER BABY?Copy !req
472. THAT'S RIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
473. WELL, GUESS WHAT,
ASSHOLE,Copy !req
474. WE'RE GONNA GO HOME
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE
ANOTHER BABY RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
475. WOW, HONEY, YOU GOT LIKE
AN ANGER BONER RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
476. I'M GONNA
FUCK YOUR TITS OFF.Copy !req
477. OH!Copy !req