Lucky Louie 1x1

Directed by Gary Halvorson

Louie works part time at the local muffler shop while his wife Kim works works as a nurse at the hospital and runs the household. Louie begins to wonder if his wife wants another baby when she tries to seduce him out of the blue. Meanwhile, Walter is upset at Louie's friendly gestures.

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1. PAPA, CAN WE PLAY OUTSIDE?

2. - NO. - WHY?

3. BECAUSE IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING.

4. IT'S TOO EARLY.

5. WHY?

6. THE SUN HASN'T COME UP YET.

7. WHY?

8. BECAUSE THE SUN COMES UP LATER.

9. WHY?

10. WELL, THE EARTH GOES AROUND,

11. AND WHEN IT TURNS A CERTAIN AMOUNT,

12. THE SUN SHOWS ON THE HORIZON.

13. WHY?

14. I DON'T KNOW.

15. WHY?

16. WHY DON'T YOU KNOW, PAPA?

17. BECAUSE I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL, OKAY?

18. I DIDN'T LISTEN IN CLASS.

19. WHY?

20. BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ALL THE TIME.

21. I SMOKED TOO MUCH POT.

22. WHY?

23. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD MATTER.

24. WHY?

25. I JUST FIGURED MY LIFE WOULD COME TOGETHER ON ITS OWN.

26. BUT THEN I MET YOUR MOM, AND YOU CAME ALONG.

27. SO NOW I WORK AT THE MUFFLER SHOP.

28. WHY?

29. WELL, IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO PURSUE A CAREER NOW,

30. AND SINCE YOUR MOM HAS A JOB WITH BENEFITS

31. I STAY HOME AND I TAKE CARE OF YOU,

32. 'CAUSE WHAT I MAKE IS PRETTY MUCH JUST A JOKE.

33. WHY?

34. WELL, THE SERVICE ECONOMY REPLACED MANUFACTURING...

35. AND HERE'S NO REAL JOBS IN AMERICA ANYMORE.

36. WHY?

37. WE HAD GOOD JOBS FOR A WHILE,

38. BUT IT'S JUST 'CAUSE WE WERE LUCKY AND NOW WE'RE UNLUCKY.

39. WHY?

40. IT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES.

41. WHY?

42. 'CAUSE GOD IS DEAD AND WE'RE ALONE.

43. OKAY.

44. "LUCKY LOUIE" WAS TAPED BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.

45. MAKE A WISH, MAKE A WISH!

46. HEY HEY.

47. LISTEN, YOU GUYS, THANKS FOR INVITING ME.

48. I LOVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES. ( chuckles )

49. WELL, LUCY LOVES HAVING HER UNCLE JERRY HERE. RIGHT, LUCY?

50. YEAH YEAH, UNCLE JERRY'S GREAT. LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS.

51. HERE, OPEN OUR PRESENT, LUCY. OH, I'M SO EXCITED.

52. - A DOLL! - All: OH!

53. IT'S YOUR FIRST BARBIE!

54. I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHEN I WENT INTO HER ROOM— SHE HAS NO BARBIES.

55. AS YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BARBIES

56. AND THAT THEY COMPLETELY MISREPRESENT WOMEN—

57. OH PHOOEY. GIRLS LOVE BARBIES. LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS.

58. I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO GROW UP AND WORSHIP A TINY STRIPPER.

59. - OKAY, PEOPLE. ANOTHER PRESENT, COME ON. - All: YEAH.

60. - THAT'S FROM US. - OH, THIS IS FROM WALTER AND ELLEN

61. AND LISA, OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.

62. THANKS, GUYS.

63. OH.

64. OH NO, BUT THAT BARBIE'S GREAT.

65. - NOW SHE'S GOT ONE OF EACH. - WHAT?

66. I DON'T LIKE THE BLACK BARBIE. ( crying )

67. - HEY, MAN, I THINK— - Kim: SHH.

68. - UH, I'M SORRY. - OH NO, THAT'S OKAY.

69. - BIRTHDAYS ARE HARD. - HEY HEY HEY.

70. - MAKE HER OPEN MY GIFT. - HEY, GREAT IDEA!

71. OPEN UNCLE JERRY'S GIFT. COME ON, LUCY.

72. WHAT DID YOU GET? WHAT DID YOU GET?

73. - Louie: WHAT'D YOU GET? WHAT'D YOU GET? - OH BOY!

74. JESUS!

75. JESUS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, JERRY?

76. WHAT? IT'S A REPLICA.

77. IT'S GOING OVER BETTER THAN THE BLACK BARBIE.

78. SHE CAN'T HAVE THIS, JERRY. TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU.