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and bureaucracies
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Hey, did you read my story yet?
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I just have to get through
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and Moby Dick first,
then your story.
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you might not be here
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when the writing thing
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in college administration.
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the pencils, Dennis.
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all of his pencils
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in the Lemke Center.
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I'll buy you raisins.
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to seeing your list
this afternoon, Hank.
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made already.
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straight to the press.
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you siphoned off funds
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for the faculty
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in your building.
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from Jeffrey Epstein. It's...
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your buddy, Jeffrey Epstein.
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with that name.
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is untrue.
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And it's in a safe-deposit box.
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has the other key.
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70. Ha, ha.
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can make you feel better.
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but it's been known to help.
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in the, uh, drinking part.
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to so many colleagues today.
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Was he chopping onions for you?
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82. Oh, sorry.
I know you had a hard day, too.
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sharpening blades.
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chop that fish's head off
that one time.
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how easily it came to you.
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who you're gonna fire yet?
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with this thing?
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I just want to explain things
a little bit.
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I will throw this bottle...
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- ... through the glass
and right at your head!
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- I'm stepping back!
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- I got it.
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- I got it!
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I can do it. You're too...
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- God damn it!
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- No. I got it.
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gonna stay out here?
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wanna talk to you?
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really know what she wants.
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- Me too.
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to be calm and reasonable.
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- Love you.
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this weekend?
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137. Uh, I'm sorry, I can't.
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at school on Saturday.
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to be here, right,
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that's going on?
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143. Oh, I... I— I can stop work
for a weekend.
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144. It's a really big deal,
what's happening
in your department.
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145. And you decided to stay here
and not come with me
to New York,
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146. 'cause you weren't ready
to give up your career.
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147. I did say that, didn't I?
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of that decision.
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with something.
- Okay.
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- No.
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you have to fire them,
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I would choose the same three.
Okay? Although—
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167. It's okay, Billie.
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for 26 years.
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it was a department.
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170. It was just four of us
working out of
a two-room storage closet
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that brought in Shifelli.
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177. I kicked Nelson out
when she started showing up
drunk every day.
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179. - Jesus Christ.
- Billie, you don't
have to justify.
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180. But why is it
that the experienced
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181. are the ones
who get the axe first?
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who conjured up that policy?
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183. You know, let some stupid
24-year old twit out of Oberlin
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and... Jesus.
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185. You know, they're gonna cancel
the whole Renaissance
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some screaming exegesis
of the left—
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our families together.
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in the morning,
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all day.
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to simply ask you a question.
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would you fire?
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ain't gonna do your dirty work.
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your keyboard yet?
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how to play C chord.
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I'm looking forward to most
is an unbroken night's sleep.
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in the night
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phantom urges to pee.
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but he can't.
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just in case.
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- What?
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219. Her characters
are so unlikable.
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- Shush, shush.
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- Hi.
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a weird thing fan thing.
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234. - Oh, of course. Sure.
- Oh, no, not that, not that.
Uh, I mean, I will.
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- But, um, no.
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my husband and I...
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you'll think this is funny.
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your name comes up,
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240. - Oh.
- Yep.
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he's my fan then.
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for both of us, so.
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243. Yeah.
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that I'd...
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from a potential psycho.
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246. - Oh, no!
- But you know what?
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247. No, my husband and I
have a similar thing
with Winston Churchill, so.
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248. - Different story.
- Really?
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249. No!
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250. - No.
- I'm so dumb.
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256. I got a really good job here
that I couldn't turn down, so—
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258. Yeah. That's tough, though,
with the long-distance thing.
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I'll see you around.
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to drop my name
if you wanna get some.
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268. - Bye.
- Bye.
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by drawing this out.
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a last-ditch attempt,
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282. Those never work.
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283. That's why they call them
a Hail Mary.
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to save her life.
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an impressive place.
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290. Well, it makes an impression.
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291. That's the point.
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292. You know, if you get fancy,
everybody sees that.
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get fancy, too.
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295. Plus, I got
a 30,000-square-foot house.
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I gotta put maps up
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"you are here".
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Dickie Pope.
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304. You know, with my name,
it's kinda hard to get into
certain country clubs.
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305. I thought maybe Dickie Pope
would be my way in.
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306. Talk about
a fair-weather friend.
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that final check cleared,
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"Sayonara, Jeffrey Epstein."
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such a solid friendship.
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who leads a university
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to the university,
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like you told us,
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from just anywhere.
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315. And unfortunately
for us, it's...
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318. That seems unlikely.
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319. Well, pretty sure that was it.
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and financed the building.
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to not just go get a mortgage.
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to burst your bubble.
It's just...
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that there's some secret
ten million out there
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that's the simplest answer.
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if you guys get fired,
call me up.
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to buy you a beer.
I like you guys.
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something from you.
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a good word for us
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your friends on the board.
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336. - Sure, fellas.
- Thanks.
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by 5:00 p.m., maybe earlier,
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all the beers you want.
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but in a warmer climate.
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341. What is it
with you and Florida?
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as North Cuba.
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to Florida, Jacob.
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for that guy, Dickie.
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too good for this job.
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in public education.
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that he has this job.
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- Doesn't make sense.
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to get you to leave with me?
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is I actually like it here.
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when I'm with you.
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uh, in there that I can use?
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my space heater and my—
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that I'm missing, or...
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you couldn't use it.
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wanna work on them.
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working on problems?
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the entire time,
you hardly noticed.
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it's hard for me
to bring things up with you
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really angry, or—
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like your dad.
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- Yeah, no, I know, I know.
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That's why I love you.
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when I'm saying something,
you know, you can act, um...
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- How could you do this to me?
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and you do this to me?
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to bring up issues with you.
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How weak are you?
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of your worst day,
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you have to do and get it done.
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can you go?
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to keep my parents
off your back.
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401. I hated it. I gave it an A.
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though. This...
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rise to the surface slowly...
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to the rest of the story that—
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414. - Well, thanks for the A.
- Yep.
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You're not gonna make a list?
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I'm not a list guy.
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and words,
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Did it get you off the list?
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what you mean.
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and you smell like balls.
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bouncing of the buttocks,
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of the poor, insignificant,
moist, little penis."
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432. Mm. Well, you had me
at "bouncing buttocks"
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at "moist, white little penis."
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- Hmm.
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the feeling
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with a shared defeat.
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and take a shower.
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and it can't be a—
- Ugh.
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I'd see you here for a while.
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451. Look...
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452. I don't really get marriage.
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453. It's not something
that I saw growing up
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454. and it's not
this sacred thing to me.
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455. I just...
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456. I don't get it.
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457. But I didn't seduce Russell.
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458. It's not like we have feelings
for each other.
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459. No feelings?
That's a great guide
for your sex life.
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460. Well, to be honest,
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461. I kinda felt sorry for him.
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462. No one should be allowed
to get married at 22.
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463. That's definitely
for you to decide.
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464. That's the vibe
that I got from him, Hank.
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465. - Not me.
- Oh, yeah?
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466. Well, he's camped out
on my porch right now,
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467. begging her to take him back,
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468. so I'm getting
a different vibe.
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469. Shit.
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470. - Excuse me, can I—
- Yeah, just one second.
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471. I'm sorry
that Julie is hurting.
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472. Tell her that I didn't mean
to get in between—
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473. I'm not gonna deliver
your apology for you.
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474. And you're not really apologizing.
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475. Well, I wasn't trying
to hurt her.
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476. Well, who—
Who were you trying to hurt?
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477. - Now could...
- Yes.
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478. What do you want?
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479. If it's me,
will you guys visit me
in South Carolina?
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480. - Absolutely not.
- No way.
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481. - What's in South Carolina?
- My sister lives there.
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482. We hate each other,
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483. but she said she'd put me up
for six months, so.
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484. Can I join you?
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485. I'm not interested
in sharing a drink
with management right now.
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486. Well, that's okay,
because I tendered
my resignation an hour ago.
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487. Well,
that gets you a drink.
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488. Spanky, get him a beer.
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489. Um...
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490. Seriously? You jumped ship
without a lifeboat?
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491. Practically.
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492. That might have been
a little hyperbole there.
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493. - Hmm.
- The letter is written.
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494. I just need
to spell check it and stuff.
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495. Definitely spell check it.
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496. There's nothing sadder than
a PhD's resignation loiter.
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497. You two again?
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498. I've known her 25 years,
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499. I still can't predict
the next thing
out of her mouth.
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500. Yeah, but you know
it's gonna be about her.
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501. That's okay.
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502. I'm over me.
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503. They wouldn't rent me a moped.
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504. - Hank.
- The injustice.
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505. Injustice.
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506. Hey, you made it.
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507. Epstein!
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508. - Fellas!
- All right.
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509. Hey, you guys.
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510. Um... English department,
this is Jeffrey Epstein.
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511. Jeffrey Epstein,
this is the English department.
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512. I'm really sorry, guys,
must be a rough night.
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513. I called my friend on the board
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514. to see if there was
anything he could do.
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515. - He said it's done.
- Wonderful.
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516. - Actually,
we haven't heard yet.
- Would someone tell us?
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517. All right. You guys...
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518. Emma...
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519. Finny and Billie.
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520. I'm so sorry.
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521. We're hurting right now.
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522. But we're professors.
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523. We don't lay down.
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524. Because we're professors,
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525. and we know
that's grammatically incorrect.
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526. We lie down,
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527. or we stand up,
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528. and we go to my house,
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529. and we party.
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530. Right now.
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531. Carpe diem. Who's with me?
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532. I have a hot tub.
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533. Dickie Pope
is the worst person I ever met.
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534. And I've met an actual Nazi.
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535. All he cares about is money.
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536. Doesn't care about
bettering public education.
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537. As a matter of fact,
he wants to destroy it.
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538. I... I've heard that
he eats garbage.
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539. This is the saddest
hot tub party
I've ever been to.
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540. I've been to one sadder.
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541. What's the deal?
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542. I mean...
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543. why does he wanna
save money so bad?
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544. Is he taking a cut?
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545. I think it's
his weird obsession with MIT.
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546. What are you talking about?
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547. I told you about that.
Didn't I tell you about that?
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548. No.
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549. This guy wants to be
president of an Ivy
like his life depends on it.
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550. MIT's not an Ivy League.
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551. Whoa. What about MIT?
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552. What did he say about MIT?
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553. I— I got in touch
with a head-hunter
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554. who told me
there's a position there,
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555. at the top.
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556. Is that
what Dickie's gunning for?
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557. Is that why the deep cut,
so he can prove himself
to them?
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558. - Guys...
- Because that is
a significant infraction
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559. of his fiduciary duties
here at this college.
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560. Look, if you have something
on Dickie Pope,
we want to hear it.
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561. And we'll make it
worth your while.
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562. No, you can't.
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563. You forget, I'm a billionaire.
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564. I know, I forget, too.
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565. Sometimes,
I wake up and look around,
I go, "Oh, my God."
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566. I will write you a poem.
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567. I— That's priceless.
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568. Look, what about the "Q"...
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569. in the building, in your name?
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570. You— You never liked that.
That bothered you.
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571. We— We'll get it taken out.
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572. I don't think you have
the power to do that.
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573. Oh, that was Dickie's thing.
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574. No one else
that mattered cared.
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575. That little twerp.
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576. 97...
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577. 98...
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578. - Dennis!
- Dick.
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579. Hank, you've entered my office.
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580. Oh, yeah.
That's how I got in. Yeah.
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581. I trust you received my list.
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582. Uh... might have accidentally
gone to my inbox.
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583. I only read my spam.
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584. Time. Dennis!
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585. No. Look, um,
I wanna chat with you,
because—
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586. Did you hear the news?
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587. I'm going to be
the new president of MIT.
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588. You are not.
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589. - I'm not?
- No.
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590. How would you know that?
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591. It was...
It was a tough job to get.
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592. Right? I had to be devious.
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593. They wanted a— a clown,
the modern kind,
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594. you know, that kills with glee.
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595. So, first,
I had to go to clown college.
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596. I have work to do.
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597. You can go.
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598. - You can go.
- It's my office.
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599. Except... it's not.
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600. Yes?
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601. Mr. Pope,
the Board of Trustees
would like to speak with you.
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602. Fine. Put them through.
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603. They're not on the phone.
They're meeting upstairs
right now.
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604. That sounds serious.
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605. the discovery
that Richard Pope
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606. violated his fiduciary duty
to the college.
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607. The current president and CEO
cut 25% of the faculty,
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608. falsely claiming that it was
to benefit the school,
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609. all in an effort
to pad his resume
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610. and gain favor
for a position at MIT.
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611. His assistant,
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612. under cover of Pennsylvania's
whistleblower law,
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613. has forwarded emails,
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614. phone logs, and travel logs,
all confirming the allegations.
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615. You know,
it's getting cold out there.
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616. Is it?
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617. Did you talk to him yet?
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618. Not really.
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619. Are you going to?
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620. I don't know.
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621. You know, listen,
I know you think that
I'm partially responsible,
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622. you know, because I got him
the job in the bar.
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623. And maybe
I'm partly to blame...
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624. for different reasons. Uh...
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625. I'm— I'm...
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626. Forget it.
I'm sorry I did that.
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627. Thank you.
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628. I'm sorry for what you and Mom
are going through.
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629. What—
What we're going through?
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630. Oh...
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631. I can't...
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632. - Whatever.
- What?
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633. What do you think is happening?
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634. You're here,
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635. and Mom's in New York
with her hot ex-boyfriend
and a broken end table.
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636. You tell me
that's not separated.
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637. He's not hot.
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638. He's younger than you.
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639. So, yeah, the board
is initiating conversations,
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640. and, uh, we will see.
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641. We will see.
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642. Well, that's great.
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643. Yeah.
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644. I also had
a pretty interesting day.
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645. Yeah?
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646. Do you remember that thing
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647. about how every time
I say Catherine Keener's name,
you make a move on me?
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648. Uh, no, I— I don't.
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649. Of course you do.
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650. We've talked about this.
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651. Well, I don't remember.
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652. You really don't?
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653. Oh.
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654. Okay. It's...
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655. It's nothing, anyway.
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656. Forget it.
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657. Oh, hey...
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658. Julie thinks we're separated.
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659. We're not separated.
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660. I know, right?
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661. That's just... just silly.
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662. It's so silly.
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663. Uh...
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664. I've got
another big day tomorrow,
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665. I think I should go to sleep.
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666. - Okay, good night.
- Okay.
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667. Yeah.
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668. Hey!
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669. Team, wanna hear
what I just heard?
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670. It is official.
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671. We've all been reinstated,
and Dickie Pope is out.
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672. Well, hey, we should—
we should all go get lunch.
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673. Yeah, we just hung out.
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674. Hey, where's Spanky?
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675. Oh, yeah.
Well, why isn't he the one
delivering the news?
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676. Yeah, he's only
the chair of the department.
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677. Oh, he's totally
avoiding us.
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678. Rachel?
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679. I don't know.
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680. I think he slipped away.
Copy !req
681. - Hmm.
- Isn't this what he wanted?
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682. Oh, God.
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683. I've known the man
for 25 years.
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684. I still have no idea
what he wants.
Copy !req
685. I don't even think
he knows.
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686. Here I am
feeling proud of myself.
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687. How about that?
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688. Hmm. So why aren't I
going out there?
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689. They're only going
to be happy with me.
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690. Probably the first
and last time.
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691. I have a headache.
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692. If I asked Occam, he'd say...
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693. "It's not them
I want to share this with."
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694. Hello.
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695. I had a few minutes.
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696. I...
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697. I bought lunch.
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698. I had a good day.
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699. Is this chicken salad, Alison?
Copy !req
700. It's turkey.
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701. And, uh, this is Laurel.
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702. But...
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703. I told you about those layoffs
I was put in charge of.
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704. You remember that?
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705. You said it.
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706. And, yes, we heard it.
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707. Okay. Well...
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708. I figured a way around it.
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709. No one's gonna get fired.
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710. Not just in my department,
but, uh...
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711. across the humanities.
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712. No one saved my job.
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713. Yeah. Well, there were
a lot of jealous people
there at Columbia.
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714. Cutthroat
is what it was.
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715. And they cut my throat.
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716. You retired.
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717. I didn't retire.
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718. Don't be naive.
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719. Well, maybe you're not
as sharp as you once were.
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720. That— That's...
You don't have to be
bitter about it.
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721. Right? You can just look back
at a great long run. Okay?
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722. My mind is fine.
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723. There's professors there
that can't find their own feet.
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724. They set me up.
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725. They fact-checked me
like "gotcha" journalists.
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726. Fact-checked?
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727. What are you talking about?
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728. He— He's not talking
about anything.
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729. He— He's just
a little confused.
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730. I wrote
a piece last year
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731. about my experiences
at the march in Selma, 1965.
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732. We lived in Colorado that year.
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733. You... Were you at Selma?
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734. I could have been!
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735. That's my point.
Copy !req
736. Better saying that I was there
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737. than saying I watched on TV.
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738. You think that gets picked up
in a journal?
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739. You gotta keep publishing, or—
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740. or you don't get invited
to panels.
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741. So if I screwed up,
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742. it was because of their system
that pushed me to it.
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743. They're all responsible.
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744. Oh, it's an
understandable mistake.
Copy !req
745. Their mistake.
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746. I— I was taking
well-earned license.
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747. You made up facts for an essay
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748. so that you could be invited
to panels?
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749. What else is there?
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750. I've started archiving
your father's work.
Copy !req
751. And, actually,
I need to come to you
Copy !req
752. and see if we can find
a young student
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753. that might be interested
in being part of...
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754. For 45 years,
I'd been dying to know
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755. what was so valuable
that he'd leave his family.
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756. And there it is...
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757. conferences.
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758. All this time,
I thought he knew something.
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759. I was trying
to get answers from him,
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760. but what answers could I get
from such a flawed man
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761. that wouldn't be wrong?
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762. What a loser.
Copy !req
763. He could have stayed...
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764. and had a son,
known his grandchildren.
Copy !req
765. He could have had a wife
who just adored him.
Copy !req
766. He could have had
everything that I have.
Copy !req
767. I have everything.
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768. Hi.
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769. Parking around here
is a brainteaser.
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770. Does this, uh, place
have a bathroom?
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771. Or is it one of
those SROs where you...
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772. - No.
- ... everybody shares
down the hall?
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773. Ah!
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774. Oh, yeah!
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775. Look at that!
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776. New York!
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777. New York!
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778. Hey, New York!
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