1. - That sounds great. Look out...Copy !req
2. Adam Levine.Copy !req
3. Hey, look, I got some
good news from the lawyers.Copy !req
4. We were finally able
to get your record expunged.Copy !req
5. - What does— What does that mean?Copy !req
6. - Well, it means from a legal perspective,Copy !req
7. you didn't get drunk
and drive my car into a Wendy's.Copy !req
8. - I... I didn't know you could just...Copy !req
9. make it go away like that.Copy !req
10. - Well, it took a year and a half
and cost an arm and a leg,Copy !req
11. but, you know,
top colleges don't like kidsCopy !req
12. with felonies on the record.
So, it is what it is.Copy !req
13. - Right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
14. - No, that's not what...Copy !req
15. Look, this is a good thing, Benj.Copy !req
16. Now, we never have to think about
that embarrassing day ever again, right?Copy !req
17. Hey, Benji, can you
pause that for a second?Copy !req
18. - Yeah, sure. What's up?Copy !req
19. - So, I was just updating my iPad,Copy !req
20. and, uh, it synced to the family cloud,Copy !req
21. and, obviously, there were pictures
from your laptop on there.Copy !req
22. - What pictures?Copy !req
23. - Pictures of shirtless men,
pictures of pantless men, pictures of—Copy !req
24. Name an article of clothing,Copy !req
25. there was a picture of a man
not wearing that.Copy !req
26. - Uh...Copy !req
27. Oh... Oh god. Um...Copy !req
28. I-I think I know what happened.Copy !req
29. I lent my laptop to Lucy,Copy !req
30. and she is just completely boy-crazy.Copy !req
31. - Oh, thank God.Copy !req
32. Oh, for a second there, I thought—Copy !req
33. I mean, not that there's
anything wrong with being gay.Copy !req
34. I just never thought
my son would be, you know?Copy !req
35. - Because I'm not.Copy !req
36. - Hello, darlings. What are
my two favorite guys up for?Copy !req
37. - Morgan, oh my god.Copy !req
38. You're gonna die.
The funniest thing just happened.Copy !req
39. - Oh good. I need a good story.Copy !req
40. Uh, so h-how are things
with your uncle?Copy !req
41. - Still homophobic enough that I have
to wear corduroy around him,Copy !req
42. and not chic corduroy.Copy !req
43. Rugged corduroy.Copy !req
44. - Well, uh, how's your mom? H-how are...Copy !req
45. How are things at work?Copy !req
46. - Stop stalling and ask me
what you want to ask me already.Copy !req
47. - How's tutoring Benji going?
- There it is!Copy !req
48. I'm sitting right here.
Am I supposed to not eavesdrop?Copy !req
49. - Let's go.Copy !req
50. It's just weird that
now you guys are friends,Copy !req
51. and he still won't talk to me.Copy !req
52. I understand that everyone
thinks that this is what's bestCopy !req
53. for his recovery, but how bad is itCopy !req
54. to talk to the person that cares
about you more than anything?Copy !req
55. - Victor, I say this with love.Copy !req
56. Stop obsessing over BenjiCopy !req
57. or I'm going to stuff my head in that
coffee grinder and crank it to 10.Copy !req
58. - If you want my advice...
- No.Copy !req
59. - the best way to get over someone
is to get under somebody else.Copy !req
60. - I actually agree
with handsome and crude here.Copy !req
61. - Well, I did download that dating appCopy !req
62. you told me about.
- No way. Really?Copy !req
63. Oh my God. Look at you.Copy !req
64. You're four and a half feet away from me.Copy !req
65. Victor, what is this profile?Copy !req
66. No picture, no name.Copy !req
67. Serial killer vibes.Copy !req
68. - It's just, you know, I'm not ready
to put my face out there yet.Copy !req
69. - Okay, but you really have to give people
something to work with, so...Copy !req
70. Your name is...
- Diego.Copy !req
71. You're strong, dangerous,Copy !req
72. wild in bed.Copy !req
73. - You're weirdly good at this.Copy !req
74. - Thank you.
- Okay. Diego.Copy !req
75. You're 22.Copy !req
76. Hold on. Let me find a torso pic
that looks like you.Copy !req
77. - Do you want one of mine?Copy !req
78. My phone is, like, 99% shirtless selfies.Copy !req
79. - Of course, it is.
- Of course, it is.Copy !req
80. - Of course, it is.Copy !req
81. - Can you let go of my hand?Copy !req
82. - Pilar, your parents know about us, okay?Copy !req
83. We don't need to hide our love.
On top of that, never letting go.Copy !req
84. - I need to get out my keys.Copy !req
85. - Right. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. ¡Mi familia!Copy !req
87. - Pilar, inside.Copy !req
88. - Hey, is everything okay?Copy !req
89. - You go home.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa—Copy !req
90. - You are not welcome here anymore.Copy !req
91. I can't believe you.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
92. What was that? What's going on?Copy !req
93. - We found these in your room.Copy !req
94. - You said you weren't having sex.Copy !req
95. - Okay. I know how it looks,
but we're not. I promise.Copy !req
96. Felix doesn't even know I have that.Copy !req
97. - How stupid do you think we are?Copy !req
98. - If you just calm down and listen to me—Copy !req
99. - No, I am done listening to you.
How many times do you thinkCopy !req
100. you can lie to my face? You're grounded.Copy !req
101. Now, give me your phone.Copy !req
102. - Mom, can you tell Dad to chill?Copy !req
103. - You are under the mistaken impression
that I'm on your side.Copy !req
104. You stood there and you told us
no more secrets.Copy !req
105. And then, we find these in your room!Copy !req
106. Give him your phone, Pilar!Copy !req
107. - You guys are being so crazy!Copy !req
108. - Laptop, iPad, and your watch.Copy !req
109. - Why her watch?
- Because watches have texting.Copy !req
110. - It's a Timex.Copy !req
111. - Alright, fine. Just keep the watch,
and go to your room.Copy !req
112. Love your headless torso.Copy !req
113. Do you have a face to go with it?Copy !req
114. Ha. Look who's talking.Copy !req
115. Unless you're a gay sunset
that's learned how to spell,Copy !req
116. in which case, I apologize.Copy !req
117. Actually, I'm a gay sunrise,
but I accept your apology.Copy !req
118. No sunrises for me.
I'm not a morning person.Copy !req
119. Look at that. Our first thing in common.Copy !req
120. So, what do you do for fun?Copy !req
121. Wait, what are you doing in my room?Copy !req
122. - Oh, calm down. I don't care that you
have a Shawn Mendes calendar.Copy !req
123. - Oh, yeah. I-I just got it as a joke.Copy !req
124. - Sure. Where's your walkie-talkie?Copy !req
125. The one that Felix gave you.Copy !req
126. - Wait.Copy !req
127. Tell me what's going on.Copy !req
128. - Mom and Dad found
birth control in my room.Copy !req
129. - What? Are you and Felix—Copy !req
130. - No. I just wanted to be ready if we did.Copy !req
131. But, Mom and Dad don't believe me,
and Dad went batshit and took my phone,Copy !req
132. so I really need that
walkie-talkie to talk to Felix.Copy !req
133. - Well, um, just press the button
on the side if you wanna talk—Copy !req
134. - Okay. I'll figure it out, Victor.
It's a toy for a 7-year-old.Copy !req
135. So, what do you look like?Copy !req
136. I'm cute, but I'm sure everyone says that.Copy !req
137. You're not some
64-year-old weirdo, are you?Copy !req
138. Don't worry. Not an ax murderer.Copy !req
139. But, I'm sure all ax murderers say that.Copy !req
140. So, what are you doing right now?Copy !req
141. Want to meet at Kooky Judy's
for drag queen bingo?Copy !req
142. - Cool.Copy !req
143. - Victor?Copy !req
144. - Benji?Copy !req
145. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
146. - I'm just, uh, meeting someone.Copy !req
147. You?Copy !req
148. - Yeah. Uh, same.Copy !req
149. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. Lucas?Copy !req
151. - Diego.Copy !req
152. - I can't believe I meet up
with one guyCopy !req
153. from this stupid app, and-and it's you.Copy !req
154. And I can't believe you said you're 5'11"!Copy !req
155. - I can't believe you used that torso pic.
Whose abs are those?Copy !req
156. - You're a freshman at Emory.
Figure it out.Copy !req
157. Um...Copy !req
158. Are you supposed to be going on dates?Copy !req
159. I mean, in-in terms of your,
uh, your recovery?Copy !req
160. - Uh, no, not really.Copy !req
161. I just really needed
a distraction tonight.Copy !req
162. - Oh.Copy !req
163. Do you want to talk about it?Copy !req
164. - I was kind of hoping to forget
about my problems tonight.Copy !req
165. - Got it. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
166. Well, as much as I'd like to help you,
you know, get your mind off things,Copy !req
167. we're not really supposed
to be hanging out.Copy !req
168. So...Copy !req
169. - Well, I mean, Victor and BenjiCopy !req
170. aren't supposed to be hanging out.Copy !req
171. I don't see why...Copy !req
172. Lucas and Diego can't.Copy !req
173. Just for tonight.Copy !req
174. - Yeah. Yeah. Just-just for tonight.Copy !req
175. - Come on, Diego.Copy !req
176. - That's me.Copy !req
177. - Hello?Copy !req
178. Felix? Are you there?Copy !req
179. Yeah, I'm here. I was worried.Copy !req
180. Are you okay? Over.Copy !req
181. - I'm fine. Over.
Okay, yeah, I'm not doing that.Copy !req
182. Let's just talk like normal people.Copy !req
183. - Okay. Um, Pilar, what's going on?Copy !req
184. - My parents found
birth control in my room.Copy !req
185. - What? Okay, uh...Copy !req
186. Okay, why do you have birth control
if we're not even...Copy !req
187. Do I not know how sex works?Copy !req
188. - I just wanted to be prepared.Copy !req
189. I mean, we're in love, and...Copy !req
190. it seemed like things
were headed that way, so.Copy !req
191. - Yeah, definitely. I mean,
you know, I-I-I...Copy !req
192. I was kind of, yeah, I was—
I was definitely having high hopes...Copy !req
193. for that. Uh— I mean,
when you're ready. Of course.Copy !req
194. Um... Did you explain that
to your parents?Copy !req
195. I mean, not the, you know,
heading that way part,Copy !req
196. but the Felix-isn't-having-sex-
with-their-daughter part.Copy !req
197. - I tried to, but they think I'm lying.Copy !req
198. - Yeah. Yeah, I get that.Copy !req
199. - What? Whose side are you on?Copy !req
200. Hey, I'm on—
I'm on no one's side. Okay, I just...Copy !req
201. I understand why they don't believe you.Copy !req
202. We lied to them for weeks about us.Copy !req
203. Hey, uh, you know, would it, um...Copy !req
204. would it help if we just...Copy !req
205. take a step back for a beat?Copy !req
206. - What do you mean, take a step back?
Like, not see each other?Copy !req
207. - I mean, yeah, just for,
like, a-a couple days,Copy !req
208. you know, until your, um, dad cools off.Copy !req
209. - He may never cool off.
He's a deeply uncool human being.Copy !req
210. - Okay, look, the only thing I knowCopy !req
211. is that they took me in
when I had nowhere else to go.Copy !req
212. They're like a second family
to me. I-I-I—Copy !req
213. I can't mess this up
more than we already have.Copy !req
214. Pilar?Copy !req
215. Pilar, are you there? Over?Copy !req
216. - Over.Copy !req
217. Alright, honey, welcome to Kooky Judy's!Copy !req
218. Y'all having a good time? Yes!Copy !req
219. And our first number is B24.Copy !req
220. That's what I tell all my boyfriends,
honey. Be 24.Copy !req
221. I13! Unlucky for some.
- Um...Copy !req
222. Are you sure y-you're okay with all this?Copy !req
223. With-with everyone drinking?Copy !req
224. - You mean can I go to a restaurant?Copy !req
225. Everyone's favorite vitamin, B12!Copy !req
226. - Yeah.Copy !req
227. - I-I'm sorry. I-I just...Copy !req
228. don't know what your triggers are.Copy !req
229. Besides me.Copy !req
230. G46.
I see you're up to the same old tricks...Copy !req
231. - Am I being awkward?
I feel like I'm being really awkward.Copy !req
232. - Let's just keep things light.Copy !req
233. Okay? Lucas. Diego.Copy !req
234. I29.Copy !req
235. I also like 69,
but that's a different game.Copy !req
236. - Okay, Lucas.Copy !req
237. What did you major in?
- Music.Copy !req
238. - Oh. My ex-boyfriend was a musician.Copy !req
239. - Mm. Sounds dreamy.
- Yes.Copy !req
240. Very dreamy.Copy !req
241. He was my first boyfriend and...Copy !req
242. my first love.Copy !req
243. My first...Copy !req
244. You know.Copy !req
245. B8! Don't you ask me my weight!Copy !req
246. - Uh, did you have
anyone special like that?Copy !req
247. - Nah. I only dated duds.Copy !req
248. N2!Copy !req
249. Honey, I'm N2 anyone who's N2 me!Copy !req
250. Beggars can't be choosers, am I right?Copy !req
251. - Bingo!Copy !req
252. Oh! Damn!Copy !req
253. Get your pretty young tush on up here!Copy !req
254. I got a prize for you.Copy !req
255. Oh...Copy !req
256. You look even better up close.Copy !req
257. You look like one of those
teenage movie vampires.Copy !req
258. All pale and horny.Copy !req
259. Here's your prize.Copy !req
260. - Oh, I'm actually sober.Copy !req
261. - Well, good for you.
Even better for me.Copy !req
262. - I can't believe you won.Copy !req
263. - Uh, can we get out of here?Copy !req
264. - Uh... yeah.Copy !req
265. - Oh, Charles.
- Benji.Copy !req
266. - Thank God.
- We were so scared.Copy !req
267. What were you thinking?Copy !req
268. - I was thinking I...Copy !req
269. I can't do this anymore.Copy !req
270. There's something
you should know about me.Copy !req
271. - Benji, are... are you okay?Copy !req
272. It's like you've barely said
a word since we left bingo.Copy !req
273. - Sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
274. - I just, uh...Copy !req
275. My dad pulled some strings...Copy !req
276. finally got my car accident
taken off my record.Copy !req
277. W-which I guess is...Copy !req
278. a good thing.Copy !req
279. It's just bringing up a lot of memories.Copy !req
280. - Yeah.Copy !req
281. - I didn't mean to make it heavy.Copy !req
282. - No, it-it's okay. I-I'm fine with heavy.Copy !req
283. I-I have so much I want to ask you.Copy !req
284. We never even talked about rehab.Copy !req
285. - Yeah. It was intense.Copy !req
286. But, good intense.Copy !req
287. I learned that I have...Copy !req
288. a lot of anxiety,
and drinking is how I cope.Copy !req
289. - You have anxiety? Dude, you're Benji.Copy !req
290. Nothing ever gets you.Copy !req
291. - Tricked ya.Copy !req
292. - What makes you anxious?Copy !req
293. - It's more like what doesn't.Copy !req
294. I just can't shake this feeling
that no matter what I do,Copy !req
295. I'm going to end up disappointing someone.Copy !req
296. - Well...Copy !req
297. y-you've never disappointed me.Copy !req
298. - Mm-hmm.
- Not once.Copy !req
299. - You're just saying that.Copy !req
300. - But, the thing is, like, I'm not.Copy !req
301. Look...Copy !req
302. I'm not trying to mess with your recovery.Copy !req
303. But...Copy !req
304. maybe us hanging out togetherCopy !req
305. could be good for you.Copy !req
306. As friends or as more than friends.Copy !req
307. Are you sure...Copy !req
308. that I-I'm one of the things
that you have to...Copy !req
309. stay away from?Copy !req
310. - Honestly, I don't know
what's good for me anymore.Copy !req
311. I'm just listening
to the experts and my parents,Copy !req
312. and they're telling me to keep my lifeCopy !req
313. as manageable and simple
as possible right now.Copy !req
314. And we are a lot of things, Victor.Copy !req
315. And I'm not sure simple is one of them.Copy !req
316. - Yeah.Copy !req
317. Yeah. Okay. I-I get it.Copy !req
318. - Good night, Victor.Copy !req
319. - What are you doing?Copy !req
320. If your parents found out you were here,Copy !req
321. we could be in serious trouble.Copy !req
322. - What they don't know won't hurt them.Copy !req
323. - W-what are you doing?Copy !req
324. - I just figuredCopy !req
325. if we're going to be punished for it,Copy !req
326. we might as well do it.Copy !req
327. - Do...Copy !req
328. what...Copy !req
329. exactly?Copy !req
330. Mm. Mm. Wait, Pilar, wait.Copy !req
331. - Why? Is your mom home?Copy !req
332. - No. No, no, no, no, no.
Um, she's, uh, out with Stuart.Copy !req
333. I just— You know, I'm not...Copy !req
334. Just not sure about this.Copy !req
335. - Well,Copy !req
336. maybe I can make you
a little more sure.Copy !req
337. - Wow. Uh, yeah, you are beautiful.Copy !req
338. Mm...Copy !req
339. Wait— Pilar, just stop.Copy !req
340. - What is your problem?
- Hey, hey. There's no problem.Copy !req
341. I just didn't picture
this being our first time.Copy !req
342. I just don't think we should be
having sex to spite your parents.Copy !req
343. - That's not what this is.Copy !req
344. I just...Copy !req
345. I feel you pulling away,Copy !req
346. and one minute, we're taking a step back.Copy !req
347. The next minute, we'll be breaking up.Copy !req
348. You seemed like you were excited
about having sex one day,Copy !req
349. so I thought if we did, it'd just...Copy !req
350. I just didn't want to lose you.
- Yeah, no. Pilar, you're not losing me.Copy !req
351. And I'm so excited. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
352. Hey, Pilar, can we please
just talk about this?Copy !req
353. - Okay, Benji, get some rest.Copy !req
354. We are just so glad to have you home.Copy !req
355. Okay. So get settled, and we'll
bring you something to eat.Copy !req
356. - Thanks.
- Okay.Copy !req
357. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
358. You need to do better.
He needs to feel your support.Copy !req
359. - I don't understand where we went wrong.Copy !req
360. We didn't go wrong.
Lots of people are gay,Copy !req
361. and they live wonderful, complete lives.
It's more than that.Copy !req
362. Who-who's this kid?
He's a terrible student.Copy !req
363. He's got a drinking problem.Copy !req
364. He's not the son I pictured.Copy !req
365. - Mr. Campbell? Hey, wh-what's going on?Copy !req
366. - Hi, Victor.
I'm sorry to come by unannounced,Copy !req
367. but I was, um, hoping
you and I could talk.Copy !req
368. - Uh, yeah, sure. Come in.Copy !req
369. - This will only take a second.Copy !req
370. I saw you and Benji saying
good night outside of our house,Copy !req
371. and I'd really prefer
if you wouldn't see him anymore.Copy !req
372. - Uh...Copy !req
373. Look, I know everyone is
worried about him, but...Copy !req
374. - Worried?Copy !req
375. I wish I was worried. I'm terrified.Copy !req
376. My son almost died
in a drunk driving accident,Copy !req
377. and just a few months ago,
he was driving drunk again with you.Copy !req
378. The problems in your relationship
caused him to relapse.Copy !req
379. - We don't know that for sure.Copy !req
380. - All high school relationships
have their ups and downs,Copy !req
381. but you and Benji...Copy !req
382. Months of fighting.
And then, he-he sees you dancingCopy !req
383. with another boy at the wedding,
and he-he drives straight homeCopy !req
384. to raid my liquor cabinet.Copy !req
385. I know you don't mean to,
but whenever you're around, you...Copy !req
386. you create chaos.Copy !req
387. You're not good for him, Victor.Copy !req
388. And if you really cared about Benji,
you'd stay away.Copy !req
389. - Hey.Copy !req
390. You okay?Copy !req
391. - You?Copy !req
392. - No.Copy !req
393. - Felix needs Mom and Dad to be okay
with him more than he needs me.Copy !req
394. I know you're his best friend,
so you'll probably take the side.Copy !req
395. - You're my sister.Copy !req
396. I'll always have your back.
No matter what.Copy !req
397. - Thank you.Copy !req
398. - What's up with you?Copy !req
399. - I...Copy !req
400. realized I'm bad for Benji.Copy !req
401. And I'll probably never be with him.Copy !req
402. - Here. Have a fish.Copy !req