1. - So, what do you think of the new church?
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2. Father Choi seems pretty cool, right?
Very accepting?
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3. - Yeah, I mean, he didn't
say I was goin' to hell
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4. for being gay, so that's a plus.
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5. - Speaking of which,
did you see the flowerbed?
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6. They planted it like a gay rainbow flag.
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7. - Uh, it's just "rainbow flag," babe.
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8. - Mom, you don't have to sell it so hard.
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9. I like it here.
- You do?
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10. - Yeah.
- Well, who knows?
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11. Maybe you'll join a youth group
and meet a nice boy.
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12. - All right, now you went too far.
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13. - What, I can't want my son
to meet a nice boy?
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14. - Mom, Benji and I just broke up,
and I'm still really sad about it.
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15. - He didn't even put product
in his hair today.
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16. If that doesn't say gay depression,
I don't know what does.
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17. - All right, look, Mom, I'm just—
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18. I'm not ready to date anybody new yet.
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19. - Okay, understood.
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20. - Let's set up the snack table.
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21. The body of Christ
wasn't very filling anyway.
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22. - Isa—
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23. - I know.
- You're telling him to meet
a guy at church?
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24. - Well, ever since this Benji thing,
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25. he just lies in bed
and watches Emily in Paris,
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26. and not even the good season.
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27. I just thought it might cheer him up
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28. if he knew that his mother
was a supportive gay ally.
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29. - It's just "ally," and, uh, I think you
should give him some space.
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30. - Are you guys new?
- Yeah.
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31. - I'm Doug. This is my wife, Carrie.
- Hi.
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32. - Hi.
- Hi, hi, Armando.
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33. - Armando.
- Hi. Isabel.
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34. - Hi.
- Hi.
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35. - So, I promise I wasn't eavesdropping,
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36. but I... I heard you both say
that you have a gay son?
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37. - Our son, Victor.
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38. He's actually the reason
we came to the church.
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39. We wanted a place where
he would feel welcome.
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40. Well, you've found it.
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41. Our son, Nick, is gay, too,
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42. and... everyone has been
so warm and welcoming.
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43. - How old is he?
- Seventeen.
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44. - Seventeen.
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45. Is he single?
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46. What, I backed off for six seconds.
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47. That is a personal best.
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48. - I can't believe we live together.
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49. - I know! We always talked
about being roomies,
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50. but I always figured it would be
during a semester abroad
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51. in some cramped apartment in Rome,
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52. and we'd be dating a pair
of hot Italian brothers.
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53. - Or a brother and a sister.
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54. The dream can change
with the times.
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55. - Pizza tonight?
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56. - Uh-uh, one slice is an hour
and a half on the elliptical.
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57. - Okay, can we help you?
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58. - Well, I was just checking
in on our guest of honor
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59. to see how you're settling in.
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60. - Yeah, everything's perfect.
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61. Georgina, I really can't
thank you enough
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62. for letting me stay here.
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63. - Well, I feel terrible that I'm not gonna
be here for your first weekend,
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64. but I am the sole celebrity judge
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65. in the Little Miss
Georgia Peach pageant.
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66. You know how they
like a little star power.
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67. You sure you guys are gonna
be fine here on your own?
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68. - Yeah, we're excited
to have a little girls' night.
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69. I got a bunch of Korean face masks
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70. and some stupid magazines.
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71. - Save me one of those masks, okay?
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72. They discontinued my favorite skin cream
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73. because, apparently,
"pandas are endangered."
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74. Bye.
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75. - Ooh, yay! Lucy's in for girls' night.
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76. - Oh, I, I didn't know
you were inviting her.
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77. - Hm.
- But, duh,
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78. I mean, your girlfriend's a girl.
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79. - I know. Isn't it awesome?
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80. - Mm-hm.
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81. - Wow.
- Oh!
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82. - Dance-cleaning.
You must be in a good mood.
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83. - Yes, I'm very happy.
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84. - Good happy or...
"splatter painting the appliances
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85. at four in the morning" happy?
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86. - But I still think that
that oven looked pretty cool.
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87. - Okay.
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88. - Okay.
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89. I'm doing really well, okay?
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90. I have a psychiatrist that I love.
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91. I found some meds that
I can actually stay awake on.
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92. I am very excited about
my son's new girlfriend.
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93. - No, no, no, no. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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94. Please, okay?
- What?
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95. - The Salazars might be
able to hear, okay?
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96. - Well, honey, unless
they've bugged our floor,
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97. they can't hear us.
I have to tell you, though,
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98. I don't love keeping a secret from them.
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99. - Me neither, but, you know,
Pilar isn't ready for us
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100. to spill our love beans.
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101. - Okay.
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102. Speaking of spilling
your love beans,
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103. I met someone.
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104. - Someone?
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105. As, as, as in a man?
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106. - Yes... a very sweet man named Stuart.
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107. - Wow.
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108. Wow. That is, that is, that is so great.
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109. - You're doin' the thing with your hair.
You're freaking out.
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110. - No, no, no, no. I'm not, I'm not.
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111. I'm not freaking out, okay?
I'm not freaking out.
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112. It's just, you know, I— You just—
Y-Ya haven't been on a date, like... ever.
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113. - Listen, I'm seeing him tonight.
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114. I want you to come and meet him.
Bring Pilar.
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115. Maybe she can get you to stop
doin' the thing with your hair.
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116. - 'Kay, first of all, that—
I'm not, I'm not stress-combing.
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117. - Okay.
- Okay? I, I— That, that's
just me stylin' my lid,
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118. and I... will think about it.
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119. - Okay... Think about it.
- Mm-hm.
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120. - Okay... think really hard about it.
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121. - Who am I even
looking this good for?
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122. Okay, that was funny.
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123. Look, I get it. Breakups suck.
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124. Or at least, so I hear.
I've never actually dated anyone before.
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125. But maybe it's time for you
to get back out there.
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126. - Dude, you sound like my mom.
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127. - Uh, huge compliment.
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128. I hope my waist is that tiny
when I'm her age.
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129. All I'm saying is, it might not be
the worst idea for you to have some fun.
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130. - What's the point?
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131. 'Cause any guy I meet
doesn't stand a chance
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132. because I'm still hung up on Benji.
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133. - I know... I lived it.
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134. Uh, speaking of...
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135. someone just posted about
your former boo on Creeksecrets.
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136. "Bender Benji's Holiday Ski Trip
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137. was really a secret jaunt to rehab."
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138. - To be fair, the whole ski trip thing
was, kind of, a terrible lie.
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139. - There he is.
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140. Do you think he knows?
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141. Like... maybe I should
go see if he's okay.
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142. I— Except we shouldn't be talking.
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143. I'll see you later.
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144. - Hey, friend.
- Hey.
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145. I just saw Victor,
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146. but I'm not supposed to talk to him.
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147. I'm drowning in calculus right now
'cause I missed a week,
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148. and got, like, no homework
done over the winter break.
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149. - Don't kill the messenger,
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150. but I have another cloud
to add to your shitstorm.
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151. - Oh god... What is it?
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152. - Okay, so, some rando must've found out
that... your ski trip wasn't a ski trip.
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153. There's a post about you goin' to rehab.
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154. - What up, Ski-hab?
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155. - Who do you think posted it?
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156. - I only told you and Victor.
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157. But I did say he could
tell his closest friends.
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158. - I will add that to our list
of things to do on our girls' night.
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159. - Um, okay, so about girls' night,
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160. I definitely wanna do that soon,
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161. but... Lucy and I were thinking,
since my mom's gone, we might,
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162. you know, have a different
type of girls' night.
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163. - Wait, does that mean—
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164. - Whatever you're about
to say, just don't.
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165. - That seems wise.
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166. - I'm so sorry, Mia.
I hate to cancel our plans.
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167. - Stop. I totally get it.
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168. Uh, yeah, I'll just—
I'll hang with this one.
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169. - I have an English quiz to cram for,
so... see you later?
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170. - Yeah.
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171. - Oh my god...
This is your first time, right?
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172. - Mm-hm.
- Are you okay?
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173. Do you, do you wanna talk about it?
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174. - Yeah, I had some questions,
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175. but talked about it with Lucy,
and now we're good.
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176. - That's so... great.
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177. - Stop picturing it.
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178. - I am only human.
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179. Hmm.
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180. - Hey.
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181. - Victor, can you take
a shower and be quick?
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182. - Why, are we having people over?
- Yeah.
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183. Your father and I met a lovely couple
at church the other day.
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184. And guess what?
They have a son your age... who's gay.
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185. - Oh my god, you didn't.
- We did.
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186. - Actually, she did, Victor, okay?
I told her, I begged her.
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187. I'm, I'm sorry, Isa,
but I'm not goin' down for this.
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188. - Ay, can you just give it a chance?
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