1. - Hey, Felix. Are you awake?Copy !req
2. Over.Copy !req
3. I am, now. What's up, man?Copy !req
4. Hey, man.
- Hey.Copy !req
5. I, I could have come to yours.Copy !req
6. - Oh, no. No.
My, um, my mom's a really light sleeper.Copy !req
7. So what's up?Copy !req
8. - I don't know how I'm gonna say this,
but...Copy !req
9. I know that if I don't say it now,
I'm gonna lose my nerve, so, um...Copy !req
10. Here it goes.Copy !req
11. Can you turn around?Copy !req
12. - Seriously?Copy !req
13. - I'm, I'm sorry, it's just
too much pressure with you staring at me,Copy !req
14. especially since you hardly ever blink.Copy !req
15. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
16. I blink a normal amount.Copy !req
17. - Felix, uh...Copy !req
18. I...Copy !req
19. like guys.Copy !req
20. Like, I'm into them.Copy !req
21. I thought I might for a while,
but I wasn't totally sure, and...Copy !req
22. I really wanted to
make things work with Mia, because...Copy !req
23. she's awesome.Copy !req
24. But I, but I can't. Because...Copy !req
25. I like guys.Copy !req
26. - Can I turn around now?Copy !req
27. - Yeah.Copy !req
28. - I, um...Copy !req
29. I really don't know
the perfect thing to say.Copy !req
30. But I'm really happy you told me.Copy !req
31. And this doesn't change
anything between us, obviously.Copy !req
32. - Actually, as...
As far as perfect things to say go,Copy !req
33. that was pretty good.Copy !req
34. Felix, don't cry.
- I'm not crying. You...Copy !req
35. made me aware of my blinking.
Irritated my eye.Copy !req
36. Whew. So...Copy !req
37. How does it feel to get
all this off your chest?Copy !req
38. - Kind of amazing.Copy !req
39. But, um, you were the easy one.Copy !req
40. - Yeah. Telling Mia's gonna suck.Copy !req
41. - Yeah.
- But she'll understand.Copy !req
42. It's not like you cheated on her,
or killed her cat.Copy !req
43. - I kind of kissed Benji.Copy !req
44. - Whoa.Copy !req
45. - Hey.Copy !req
46. Hi, my love!Copy !req
47. I didn't hear you come in last night.Copy !req
48. How was your basketball trip?Copy !req
49. - It was... It was perfect.Copy !req
50. - I'm so glad.Copy !req
51. - Um...Copy !req
52. I have to get ready for school,Copy !req
53. but good luck on your
first day of piano lessons.Copy !req
54. - Thank you. Hey, is this a new jacket?Copy !req
55. - Yeah.
- Suits you.Copy !req
56. - Macho.Copy !req
57. Welcome home, huh?
- Hey.Copy !req
58. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
59. Did, uh, somebody turn our living roomCopy !req
60. into a piano academy?Copy !req
61. So, uh, who are your new students?Copy !req
62. - Like, what are their names?Copy !req
63. - Nah, I just mean, like,
um, what's their deal?Copy !req
64. Are they, uh, guys? Girls?
How old are they?Copy !req
65. - Well, let's see.
There's Kyle, the ninth graderCopy !req
66. who wants to be the next John Legend.Copy !req
67. There's Lisa, the fourth grader.
She's all thumbs.Copy !req
68. And there's Fabian,
the male underwear modelCopy !req
69. who insists on playing without a shirt.Copy !req
70. Sorry. I was going for a joke
to break the tension.Copy !req
71. Didn't work.
- Nope.Copy !req
72. - Mando. Don't worry.Copy !req
73. Just say good luck.Copy !req
74. - Good luck.Copy !req
75. Good luck, and have
a great first day of lessons.Copy !req
76. Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
77. - Bye.Copy !req
78. Aw. The school dance.Copy !req
79. The perfect place for a night of romance
with my sweetie.Copy !req
80. If my sweetie didn't thinkCopy !req
81. being seen with me was social suicide.Copy !req
82. - What's the latest with you two?Copy !req
83. - She still doesn't want
anyone knowing we're hooking up.Copy !req
84. - Mm.
- But she did tell Mia, so baby steps.Copy !req
85. Or what's smaller than baby steps?
Fetus steps?Copy !req
86. - Ugh.
- No, no, no. It's okay. I totally get it.Copy !req
87. She is completely out of my league.Copy !req
88. We're kind of like if Taylor Swift
was dating the dog from A Dog's Purpose.Copy !req
89. - Hey! You're not a dog.Copy !req
90. Okay, you're charming,Copy !req
91. you have thick, shiny hair,
and really nice brown eyes.Copy !req
92. - You are literally describing the dog
from A Dog's Purpose.Copy !req
93. - Okay, do you want to
be with Lake for real?Copy !req
94. - Of course. I mean, I've thought of
so many ways to ask her to the dance.Copy !req
95. I mean, skywriting, flash mob,
a cappella serenade...Copy !req
96. - Then ask her.
But, you know, in like, a, a normal way.Copy !req
97. - Okay.Copy !req
98. - Oh, God.Copy !req
99. - So, what's the game plan with Mia?Copy !req
100. - Uh, I'm gonna ask her
if I could come over tonightCopy !req
101. so she has some privacy
when I tell her the truth.Copy !req
102. Am I doing it?Copy !req
103. Am I walking towards her?Copy !req
104. - Nope.Copy !req
105. You are fully rooted in place.Copy !req
106. Now, let me just give a tiny... Yep.Copy !req
107. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
108. How dope is Mia for letting me
borrow these for the school dance?Copy !req
109. I've said it before and I'll say it again.Copy !req
110. She's way too good for you.
Thanks.Copy !req
111. - Yeah.Copy !req
112. - Hey, look, before you say anything,
I, I know I've been M. I. A.Copy !req
113. It's just, it's—
between work and this trip...Copy !req
114. I've been really crappy
at keeping in touch.Copy !req
115. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
116. - So, just because you're aware
that you've been acting crappy,Copy !req
117. I'm supposed to forgive you?Copy !req
118. - That's the hope. Yeah.Copy !req
119. What if we hung out after school today?Copy !req
120. Maybe I could come over to your house?Copy !req
121. Are you free?Copy !req
122. - My dad and Veronica are going
to a Billy Joel concert tonight,Copy !req
123. so I have the house to myself.Copy !req
124. And I had kind of a weird plan.Copy !req
125. Um, I'm making homemade sushi.Copy !req
126. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
127. Ever since I saw, um, that
Jiro Dreams of Sushi documentary,Copy !req
128. I've been dying to try it.Copy !req
129. So, are you in?Copy !req
130. We'll either have an amazing dinner,
or we'll get mercury poisoning.Copy !req
131. - I'm in.Copy !req
132. - Well, mata ne.Copy !req
133. It's, uh, it's Japanese for
"I'll see you later." Okay.Copy !req
134. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
135. - Mm, Lake. Lake.Copy !req
136. I've been thinking.Copy !req
137. I should be more honest with you
about what I want.Copy !req
138. Look, I think we should
go to the dance together.Copy !req
139. - Uh, I,
I'm not really into dances.Copy !req
140. - What? You love everything dance-related.Copy !req
141. Dancing With the Stars. World of Dance.Copy !req
142. Dance Dance Revolution. Dirty Dancing.
So You Think You Can Dance.Copy !req
143. - You're such a good listener.
- Mmm.Copy !req
144. - Felix...Copy !req
145. Couples who go to dances are scrutinized,Copy !req
146. and I'm just not ready to put us under
the Creekwood microscope.Copy !req
147. - So we can only see each other
in a supply closet?Copy !req
148. I can't live in the shadows, Lake.
I'm pale enough as it is.Copy !req
149. - Well, uh, my parents
won't be home after school.Copy !req
150. Wanna come over?Copy !req
151. Maybe it'll be so hot you'll catch a tan.Copy !req
152. - Oh, my God. Um...Copy !req
153. - And just to be clear,
we're not advancing bases.Copy !req
154. We're just advancing to an actual bedroom.
- Totally understand.Copy !req
155. Just one thing.
Is this a no-shoes household,Copy !req
156. because if so, I want to plan
my sock situation accordingly.Copy !req
157. - Shh.Copy !req
158. - Hey.Copy !req
159. Didn't think you were working today.
- I'm not.Copy !req
160. I'm clearing out my stuff.Copy !req
161. Starting next week, I'm transferring
to a different location.Copy !req
162. - Is this because I kissed you?Copy !req
163. - I guess... kind of.Copy !req
164. - You don't have to switch stores, Benji.Copy !req
165. What happened on our trip, it...
it won't happen again.Copy !req
166. - Look.Copy !req
167. My relationship with Derek isn't perfect.Copy !req
168. But I don't want to lose him.Copy !req
169. And when you kissed me,
it put me in a tough spot.Copy !req
170. - You told him?Copy !req
171. - No. There's no reason to.
He'd just get upset.Copy !req
172. But the idea of working
with you every day makes me feel...Copy !req
173. guilty.
- Why?Copy !req
174. You didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
175. - I know that.Copy !req
176. - Well, I guess, uh...Copy !req
177. Guess I'll see you at school?Copy !req
178. - I think it's best if we stay
out of each other's way.Copy !req
179. - Right.Copy !req
180. Dear Simon, I'm coming out to Mia tonight.Copy !req
181. And if that wasn't enough,
Benji won't even talk to me.Copy !req
182. Why does everything have to be so hard?Copy !req
183. - Lake, your room is beautiful.Copy !req
184. Oh, my God.Copy !req
185. Is that you as a little girl?Copy !req
186. Oh!Copy !req
187. Look at your little baby cheeks.
I could just bite 'em.Copy !req
188. - Okay, could we not make this
about me as a baby?Copy !req
189. We finally have some privacy.Copy !req
190. - You're right. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
191. Sweetheart, I'm home!Copy !req
192. - Uh, crap. Uh, my mom's home early.
Just...Copy !req
193. Just get under the bed. Okay? Go.Copy !req
194. Go.Copy !req
195. Hurry. She's coming. Okay? Go, go!Copy !req
196. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
197. - Whose bag is that?
- Uh, mine.Copy !req
198. Boy bags are the new trend.Copy !req
199. - Oh, honey, no.
Even as far as boy bags go,Copy !req
200. that is a very ugly backpack.Copy !req
201. - Um, thought you were getting
your hair toned tonight.Copy !req
202. - Well, my stylist bailed,
because her "child has croup."Copy !req
203. Wah-wah.
Anyway, I was already at the mall,Copy !req
204. so I did some shopping for you,
so... fashion show.Copy !req
205. - Oh, uh, that's okay.Copy !req
206. - Lake, you're traipsing around school
with a boys' backpack.Copy !req
207. This jacket just makes your shoulders
look like you're a bouncer.Copy !req
208. Please? I really want you to
go through some of these looks.Copy !req
209. - Uh, okay.Copy !req
210. - Yay! Fun!Copy !req
211. Hey, Vic.Copy !req
212. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.Copy !req
213. Telling Mia is gonna be
really, really hard.Copy !req
214. You just gotta rip the gay Band-Aid offCopy !req
215. and hope that eventually she forgives you.Copy !req
216. As for Benji,Copy !req
217. when I screwed things up
with all with my friends,Copy !req
218. they wouldn't talk to me, either.Copy !req
219. So, I wrote them a big apology
on Creek Secrets.Copy !req
220. I'm not saying you should do that,Copy !req
221. but maybe try and help Benji understand
where you're coming from.Copy !req
222. - Hey.Copy !req
223. - You, um...Copy !req
224. You made me feel like such an idiotCopy !req
225. this morning when I
asked about your students.Copy !req
226. - What?Copy !req
227. - You told that stupid jokeCopy !req
228. to make me think that
your students were all children.Copy !req
229. That you weren't giving lessons
to grown-ass men in our apartment.Copy !req
230. - Armando!
- But of course you would lie to me
about something like that.Copy !req
231. That's exactly what somebody
who betrayed her husbandCopy !req
232. and her family would do.Copy !req
233. - That man you saw wasn't a student.Copy !req
234. He was dropping off a student.Copy !req
235. - So, how long until I can play
"All of Me"?Copy !req
236. In a month, I'd like to serenade
Kira Brownstein at her bat mitzvah.Copy !req
237. - That sounds amazing. Okay...Copy !req
238. Where were we? Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
239. - Oh, honey. This one's a keeper.Copy !req
240. - Thanks, Mom. Um...Copy !req
241. I really appreciate it,
but I think I can do my own shopping.Copy !req
242. - Oh, you just worked so hard
to lose all that weight,Copy !req
243. and I just want you to present yourself
in the most flattering light possible.Copy !req
244. - I think I'm presenting just fine.Copy !req
245. - Just fine?Copy !req
246. I mean, do you think I'd be
the top-rated anchor in greater AtlantaCopy !req
247. if I presented "just fine"?Copy !req
248. - I guess not.Copy !req
249. - No, you bet your ass, I wouldn't.Copy !req
250. I mean, when I first started
as a production assistant at Channel Nine,Copy !req
251. do you know what they called me?Copy !req
252. "Omaha."Copy !req
253. Because I was a small town girl
from OmahaCopy !req
254. with a crappy haircut
and polyester clothes.Copy !req
255. So I lived on ramen and airCopy !req
256. until I could afford an appointment
at the nicest salon in town.Copy !req
257. And on the weekends, I scoured
thrift stores to find designer clothes.Copy !req
258. A year later,Copy !req
259. "Omaha" was the youngest field reporter
in Channel Nine history.Copy !req
260. Now look, you do fine in school,Copy !req
261. but clearly, your grades aren't gonna
open any doors,Copy !req
262. so you need to get used to
putting your best foot forward.Copy !req
263. And that means knowing how to look curvy,
but not big.Copy !req
264. And attractive, but not like a floozy.Copy !req
265. Public perception is crucial.Copy !req
266. - Uh, yeah. You're right. Thank you.Copy !req
267. Um, I'll just... try the rest on later.Copy !req
268. - Oh, that's my girl.Copy !req
269. Okay, for the record, she is insane.Copy !req
270. Your body is literally perfect.
- Felix, please.Copy !req
271. I'll just sneak you out the back door.Copy !req
272. I can't even look at you,
knowing you heard that conversation.Copy !req
273. - Actually, I want to take you somewhere.Copy !req
274. Show you something.Copy !req
275. - We should probably eat these
before they get cold.Copy !req
276. Just a good old-fashioned sushi joke.Copy !req
277. Um, you okay? You seem kind quiet.Copy !req
278. - No, yeah. Yeah, I'm great.Copy !req
279. Aah. Cheers.Copy !req
280. - Cheers.Copy !req
281. Should we drop out of high school,
run away, and start a sushi restaurant?Copy !req
282. Mm.Copy !req
283. - Hey, Mia, look. I, I wanted to talk—Copy !req
284. Mia, we're home!Copy !req
285. - Why are they back?Copy !req
286. Uh, wow. I guess you're finally
gonna meet my dad.Copy !req
287. - Oh, look at this.Copy !req
288. I didn't realize we were
having company over.Copy !req
289. Hey.Copy !req
290. - Hi, I'm Victor.Copy !req
291. - Hello.Copy !req
292. - Victor. Nice to meet you. Hi.
- Veronica.Copy !req
293. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
294. - Uh, what happened to the concert?Copy !req
295. - Ah, we decided to bail.Copy !req
296. Veronica, she wasn't feeling too well.Copy !req
297. - I guess I'm not really
in a New York state of mind.Copy !req
298. It's a Billy Joel reference.
You know that song—Copy !req
299. Never mind.
Here you go, sweetheart.Copy !req
300. - Thank you.
Well, did you guys eat?Copy !req
301. - Uh, no. Actually, I'm starving.Copy !req
302. - Well, we have plenty of sushi.Copy !req
303. - Thank you. I'm okay.Copy !req
304. I'm not a huge sushi girl.Copy !req
305. - Yes, you are. You eat it all the time.Copy !req
306. - So, Victor, um...Copy !req
307. You wouldn't know this,
but we are big fans of your Instagram.Copy !req
308. Thank you.
Harold!Copy !req
309. You can't tell him
we look at his Instagram!Copy !req
310. - Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
311. - Mia.Copy !req
312. Come on, that's ridiculous. She's, um...
- Honey...Copy !req
313. Yes. I'm, I'm ten weeks pregnant.Copy !req
314. I thought we were gonna
wait for the right time to tell her.Copy !req
315. - I think it became the right time
when she figured it out.Copy !req
316. - Maybe I should go.
- No.Copy !req
317. No. Uh, stay.Copy !req
318. Did you guys plan this?Copy !req
319. - No. It was...
an accident, actually. Um...Copy !req
320. But a happy one.Copy !req
321. Because it really brought into focus
how serious we are about each other.Copy !req
322. Mm.Copy !req
323. - And on that note, uh...Copy !req
324. Mia, we're getting married.Copy !req
325. We were gonna tell you.
We were just waiting for the right moment.Copy !req
326. - Um...Copy !req
327. Much more exciting to have
figured it out on my own.Copy !req
328. I'm sorry. I just... I, I need a minute.
- Honey, you...Copy !req
329. Well, uh...Copy !req
330. Congratulations.Copy !req
331. - So, this is where I live.Copy !req
332. I've never shown my apartment
to anyone before.Copy !req
333. Not even Victor.Copy !req
334. Believe it or not,
didn't always look like this.Copy !req
335. My mom and I have lived here
since I was born.Copy !req
336. Used to be normal.Copy !req
337. Fun place to live.Copy !req
338. I had a ton of toys.Copy !req
339. All my Legos went in that corner.Copy !req
340. I had an Xbox over there, at one point.Copy !req
341. And I had this trampoline
that drove the downstairs neighbors crazy.Copy !req
342. But, uh, I realized eventually
that my mom was buying me all that stuffCopy !req
343. to distract me from
what was really going on.Copy !req
344. She always suffered from depression.Copy !req
345. Over time, it got worse.Copy !req
346. And she developed this inability
to part ways with stuff.Copy !req
347. - So your mom's
like a... a hoarder?Copy !req
348. - I like to think of her
as a... overactive collector.Copy !req
349. But yeah, no, hoarder works, too.Copy !req
350. - Felix, why are you showing me this?Copy !req
351. - I saw your life.
I wanted you to see mine.Copy !req
352. Look, this might be where I live,Copy !req
353. but this is not a reflection of who I am.Copy !req
354. The way your mom sees you
is not a reflection of you.Copy !req
355. You are already
the best version of yourself.Copy !req
356. You're smart.Copy !req
357. You're funny.Copy !req
358. You're beautiful.Copy !req
359. And for the record,
I know what beauty looks like.Copy !req
360. There's about a thousand Cosmo magazines
in that corner to prove it.Copy !req
361. Hey.Copy !req
362. Sorry I'm being so angsty.Copy !req
363. This isn't angsty.Copy !req
364. Angsty is when my sister
gets so mad at my parentsCopy !req
365. that she drops their keys
down the garbage disposal.Copy !req
366. - My dad is, like, the only family I have.Copy !req
367. And now he's gonna have a new wife.Copy !req
368. And a new baby.Copy !req
369. He's moving on.Copy !req
370. Just like my mom.Copy !req
371. - He's not moving on.Copy !req
372. You're still gonna be
his whole world, Mia.Copy !req
373. Look, he might suck at showing it,Copy !req
374. but that man is crazy about you.Copy !req
375. And that's never gonna change,Copy !req
376. no matter how many wives
or children he has.Copy !req
377. He's not your mom, Mia.Copy !req
378. - What would I do without you?Copy !req
379. So... um...Copy !req
380. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
381. - Thanks for bring me. Meant a lot.Copy !req
382. Oh. Looks like my Lyft's here.Copy !req
383. So...Copy !req
384. - Lake.Copy !req
385. Come to the dance with me.Copy !req
386. I mean, who cares about public perception?
We're great together.Copy !req
387. - I can't.Copy !req
388. It's just...Copy !req
389. I care too much about
what other people think.Copy !req
390. - I understand.Copy !req
391. - Thank you.Copy !req
392. - But whatever this is, Lake,
I can't do it anymore.Copy !req
393. I'm sorry. This is over.Copy !req
394. - Um, this is really good turkey, Mom.Copy !req
395. Just the right amount of cumin.Copy !req
396. - What's wrong?
You guys think it's too much cumin?Copy !req
397. - I'm gonna go take Adrian
out for ice cream.Copy !req
398. Let you guys hash out the source
of this awkward-ass dinner.Copy !req
399. Come on. Put on your shoes.Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. - I don't feel comfortable
with you giving piano lessons.Copy !req
402. - Wow.Copy !req
403. And here I thought
you were going to apologize.Copy !req
404. No, Armando.Copy !req
405. I'm not gonna give up doing what I love.Copy !req
406. I messed up.Copy !req
407. But I am tired of being
this family's punching bag.Copy !req
408. You screwed up, too.Copy !req
409. If you hadn't have beaten the crap
out of Roger after what happened,Copy !req
410. you wouldn't have been fired,
and we would have never had to move here.Copy !req
411. - Hey, Victor. Um, we were just—Copy !req
412. - Fighting.Copy !req
413. Yeah, what's new?Copy !req
414. Dad beat up his boss?Copy !req
415. - We didn't want to overwhelm you guys
with all the details.Copy !req
416. - Right. But you're cool with overwhelming
us with your constant fighting.Copy !req
417. You don't think we could all tell
how off you guys are?Copy !req
418. - You and Pilar know we've been
having some problems,Copy !req
419. but I don't think Adrian—Copy !req
420. - Adrian can sense it, too.
He's little. He's not dumb.Copy !req
421. Look, I get that you guys
are going through something.Copy !req
422. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
423. I'm sorry it's been so hard for you guys.
I really am.Copy !req
424. But you make this house feel like
a shitty place to come home to.Copy !req
425. You need to do better.Copy !req
426. For all of us.Copy !req
427. - I'm sorry for swearing.
But, um, I'm gonna go and take a shower.Copy !req
428. - Hey, Vic, can I borrow
ten bucks for ice cream?Copy !req
429. I can't hear you!Copy !req
430. - Okay. If I can go into your roomCopy !req
431. and take ten bucks out of your wallet,
say nothing at all.Copy !req
432. - Hmm?Copy !req
433. B, first of all,
I am so sorry for kissing you.Copy !req
434. But please, just hear me out.Copy !req
435. - Who the hell is "B"?Copy !req