1. Simon, thank you for your last message.
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2. You said some stuff
I really needed to hear...
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3. That there's a world
beyond high school and my family.
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4. A world where there are people like me.
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5. You said if I could go and see
your life in New York,
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6. I'd know there's a place where I belong.
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7. And you know what?
I really need to see it.
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8. So, I did something a little crazy.
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9. Good morning.
Honey, please.
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10. - Buenos. You going somewhere?
Good morning.
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11. - Yeah. This weekend's that
basketball camp at Georgia State.
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12. The team's leaving right after school.
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13. Did you forget?
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14. I told you about it, like, forever ago.
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15. I gave you a permission slip
and everything.
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16. - No, you didn't.
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17. - Maybe you weren't paying attention with,
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18. you know, everything going on
between you two.
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19. Did you...
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20. - I don't remember a slip.
No.
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21. Oh.
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22. Here it is.
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23. - Uh, yeah, okay.
Dámelo, and I'll sign it right now.
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24. - Or I can.
I forge Dad's signature all the time.
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25. Permission slips, checks. You name it.
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26. - You know we can hear you, right?
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27. I got a bus ticket to come and visit you.
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28. In New York.
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29. So, I hope you're cool with me
crashing on your couch this weekend,
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30. because in 22 short hours,
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31. I'll be in New York City.
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32. - Lake, you look perfect in pink.
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33. Like a sexy bottle of Pepto Bismol.
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34. Get a hold of yourself, man.
But thank you.
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35. - Uh, everything okay?
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36. - I was supposed to hang out
with Victor this weekend,
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37. but I guess he and his dad planned
some last minute boys' trip.
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38. - So after bailing on meeting your dad,
he's bailing again?
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39. - The nerve!
And what is this about a boys' trip?
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40. I mean, I was not invited,
and I'm pretty sure I'm a boy.
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41. - Pretty sure?
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42. - Shut it. I am in a terrible mood.
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43. My boyfriend Omar dumped me.
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44. - Well, he's making a huge mistake,
Ms. Thomas.
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45. You're a catch.
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46. - Oh, thank you, Andrew.
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47. That's very inappropriate
coming from a 16-year-old boy,
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48. but you know what? I'll take the win.
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49. Okay, textbooks. Page 33.
"Self-esteem and depression."
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50. Guess you'll make a move on anyone.
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51. You still mad I kissed you?
I said I was sorry.
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52. Meet me later to kiss this Pepto Bis.
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53. WTH? Who is this for?
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54. You! Wanted to borrow your lipstick.
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55. I had a breakfast burrito this morning
that didn't agree with me.
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56. Are you ignoring me?
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57. I was trying to,
but you won't take the hint.
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58. Feeling a little left out.
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59. What are we all texting about?
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60. - Huh. Congratulations.
Lake. Mia. Felix. Andrew.
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61. You've all earned yourselves
Saturday detention
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62. for texting in class.
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63. Told you I was in
one of my terrible moods.
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64. - Ugh. Go directly to jail?
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65. - Lock her up! Lock her up!
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66. - The remote got stuck in the couch,
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67. and your brother spent the day
watching Fox News.
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68. - Okay, Carla. See you Monday at 4:00.
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69. Guess who just booked
her first piano lesson?
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70. Why are you so embarrassing?
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71. - Um, Pilar,
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72. I was thinking about getting some
new work clothes at the mall tomorrow.
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73. Do you wanna come?
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74. - Oh, I totally would.
But I don't want to.
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75. - You can get whatever you want,
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76. as long as it's not sexy,
crazy, or over $40.
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77. - Can I get my cartilage pierced?
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78. - Uh, no.
That would fall into the crazy category.
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79. - She can always take it out.
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80. Mmmmm.
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81. - If you look like a pirate, I will
pull it out with my own hands, okay?
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82. [Pilar squealing, giggling]
I'm just...
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83. - Okay. Adrian, come help me decide
if I should go helix or snug.
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84. - I don't know what
any of those words are.
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85. Come on!
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86. - Oh, my God.
Three thank yous, and a hug.
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87. You saw the hug, right?
I didn't imagine that.
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88. - Isabel, you are playing with fire.
You give that mouse a cookie,
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89. she's gonna want a glass of milk.
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90. - Mm, now I want a cookie.
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91. Victor, I really wish
you'd given me a heads-up
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92. that you were coming to New York.
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93. I'd love to see you, but I'm not there.
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94. - What? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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95. Do you mind?
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96. I'm stuck in Jersey
at my cousin's bachelor party.
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97. Yay. Boobs.
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98. But even though I can't be
your gay sherpa,
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99. I know someone who can.
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100. Someone who's probably
more fun than me, anyway.
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101. - Victor?
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102. You remember
my boyfriend Bram, right?
- Victor, hey!
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103. - Hey.
- How was your trip?
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104. - It was good.
- Ah, I'm so excited to meet you.
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105. - Whoa.
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106. - It's all good. It's New York.
Nobody gives a shit.
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107. Trust me.
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108. - It's the weekend.
Nobody's coming.
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109. - Love this, but, um, no more hickeys.
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110. You're my sexy little secret.
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111. - Right. Right, right. It's like a...
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112. a forbidden romance between two spies.
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113. Like... Kissin' Impossible.
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114. - Exactly.
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115. Um, okay. Come on. Detention time.
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116. Um, I'll just head in there,
and you stay here and count to ten...
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117. thousand.
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118. - One... two... three...
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119. - I cannot believe I'm here on a Saturday.
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120. I'm missing the hot dad next door
teach his kid how to swim.
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121. - Did you guys come here together?
- Me and Andrew?
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122. No. He wishes.
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123. - Is that a hickey?
- What?
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124. - Are you hooking up with someone?
- No.
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125. No, I burned myself on a curling iron.
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126. - Huh. Your hair's straight today.
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127. - Who are you? The hair police?
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128. My hair's straight. I surrender!
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129. MS. They're my DVDs, Omar!
I'm keeping them, okay?
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130. You don't even watch Rizzoli and Isles!
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131. Welcome, detention-ees.
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132. Uh, today we're gonna be
getting this place in tip-top shape
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133. for the Spring Fling.
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134. Andrew and Lake, you're a team.
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135. Mia, and... where's Lone Stone?
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136. Here.
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137. I'm here. Sorry, I was...
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138. going to the bathroom.
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139. - I hear it takes longer to pee
when you only have one ball.
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140. - That is not at all medically accurate.
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141. And just to be clear, I have two balls.
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142. MS.
There's no shame in just having one.
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143. My father just had one.
Led a very full life. Now get to work.
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144. Hey, you. Goofball.
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145. - Stop. I have a weapon.
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146. Oh, my God.
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147. Sorry. The elevator's broken.
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148. But on the plus side, all those stairs
are killer for your glutes.
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149. - Uh, who are these people?
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150. Uh, you think that
we could afford an apartment in Brooklyn
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151. with no roommates? No.
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152. - I prefer the term "flatmates," actually.
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153. It makes us sound more European.
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154. I'm Justin, with soft J, like "joosh."
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155. - I'm Victor.
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156. I'm Ivy.
- I'm Kim.
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157. And before you ask,
my pronouns are they, them, theirs.
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158. - Oh, okay. Nice to meet... they.
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159. So what's your deal?
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160. - My deal?
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161. Mm-hmm.
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162. - Oh, I'm just, uh, visiting.
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163. I'm Bram and Simon's pre-frosh.
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164. Yeah. We all used to go to
the same high school,
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165. so my college counselor hooked us up.
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166. Wanted to get a taste of NYU. You know,
check out the basketball program.
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167. - What?
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168. - You wanted to come to NYU
for the sports?
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169. - Ooh, your college counselor
hooked you up
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170. with the wrong-ass people, girl.
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171. Ooh!
- I'm not a girl.
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172. - Don't mind him.
- He's harmless.
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173. Any friend of Bram and Simon's
is a friend of ours.
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174. - Absolutely. You should totally
come with us to Messy Boots tonight.
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175. - Yes!
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176. Oh, my God!
- What's Messy Boots?
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177. - It is the best party in town.
Yes.
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178. - They have this drag show
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179. where they bring people
from the audience on stage.
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180. - Nah.
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181. I mean, it's just, I just have so much
to do with this pre-frosh thing. So...
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182. - Um, can I steal you for a second?
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183. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
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184. - Nice to meet you guys.
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185. Nice to meet you.
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186. - What is a pre-frosh?
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187. - Okay, what was that? Why did you
tell them that you're my pre-frosh?
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188. - Because I don't know them.
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189. I barely know you.
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190. Look, Simon is the only person I've told,
and I...
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191. I'm not ready to open up
to a whole bunch of strangers.
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192. - Okay. I get it.
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193. And I'm sorry. I forgot how scary it is
when you're first coming out,
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194. even around other gay people.
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195. - I'm sorry.
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196. I, I know I came out here
to experience gay stuff,
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197. but it all just feels so...
- Gay?
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198. - Come on. I gotta show you something,
all right?
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199. - Ah! Finally.
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200. I was starting to worry you were
back there getting devil horns
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201. tattooed on your forehead.
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202. Which is a very good look for some people.
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203. Can I see it?
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204. Oh, it's cute! A little hoop.
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205. Do you love it? Oh!
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206. - You're rad.
My mom never let me do anything like this.
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207. - Well, yeah. I'm a cool mom.
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208. I just really believe that you have to
let your children express themselves.
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209. Right, Pilar?
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210. - That'll be 80 for the two piercings.
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211. - Two?
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212. What did you do, Pilar?
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213. - You said everything was too gay for you,
so, thought I'd butch it up.
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214. - You came here for the sports, right?
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215. Let's see what you got.
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216. - So, what'd you think?
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217. - That was embarrassing.
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218. At Creekwood,
I'm actually considered good.
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219. - Oh, I know. These guys are insane.
- Yeah.
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220. Jason was in the NBA.
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221. First openly gay player.
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222. Hey, good game, Bram.
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223. Maybe next time you'll even make a shot.
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224. - Oh, that's cold.
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225. Get out of here!
- He's gay?
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226. - They all are. It's a gay league.
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227. We play here twice a week.
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228. I just wanted you to see
that there's no one way to be gay.
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229. Right? You can be femme,
you can be butch, athletic,
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230. or in Simon's case, painfully un-athletic.
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231. But the one thing you can't be is afraid.
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232. Victor, you came here because
you wanted to belong.
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233. I got an apartment filled with
super gay roommates
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234. who would be thrilled to accept you.
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235. So don't be too scared to let them in.
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236. Yeah?
- Yeah.
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237. So... everyone here is gay?
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238. - Oh, yeah.
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239. - Even Darius?
Yeah.
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240. He's, like, six-foot-eight.
- Oh, you should see him in heels.
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241. That's just me forgetting...
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242. You. Are. A. Cute...
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243. - I know, right? So offensive.
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244. I mean, it's 2020.
Women can be sexual beings
without being labeled a ho-bag.
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245. If anyone got to know Amanda Rogers,
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246. they'd understand that she is just
super affectionate.
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247. Mostly with the football team.
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248. - Did you know that Lake and Andrew
are hooking up?
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249. - What?
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250. I mean, I don't have
a problem with it, obviously.
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251. But I just don't see them together.
Do you?
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252. - No.
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253. I definitely do not.
Will you excuse me a minute?
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254. Andrew. Ms. Thomas wants us to switch.
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255. - Fine by me.
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256. I've been pretending to mop for, like,
an hour now, so...
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257. you got a lot of work to do there,
Lone Stone.
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258. - So...
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259. You're hooking up with Andrew.
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260. - What are you talking about?
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261. - Oh, cut the charade.
Mia told me everything.
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262. - Oh. She saw the hickey that you gave me
and assumed it was from Andrew.
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263. - Oh.
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264. - This is why I said no hickeys.
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265. But this jealousy thing is kind of hot.
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266. - Look, Lake, I've been trying to be cool,
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267. because I don't want to mess this up,
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268. but I'm starting to feel like
you're super embarrassed by me.
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269. - No.
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270. No, not super embarrassed. Medium.
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271. - Is it the Lone Stone thing?
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272. - Doesn't help.
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273. But I... I'd love to keep doing
what we're doing.
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274. You know. On the DL.
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275. - Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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276. - Hey. Hey, pre-frosh.
- Hey. What's up?
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277. - Justin, that's a lot of look.
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278. - Girl, we are going to a drag show,
not church.
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279. - Why do so many gay people
like dressing up in drag?
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280. Is it, like, fun to be a character?
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281. Be someone that you're not?
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282. - Okay, pre-frosh.
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283. This was me three years ago.
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284. Yeah.
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285. My parents would have me put on
this gorgeous ensemble,
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286. and walk around the neighborhood
and try to convince people
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287. to join a religion that I knew
wanted nothing to do with me.
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288. As you can probably tell,
I was not loving my life.
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289. It was...
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290. It was a dark time.
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291. Anyway...
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292. That was putting on a character.
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293. That was drag.
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294. This is just me being me.
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295. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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296. - Um,
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297. my parents are religious, too.
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298. Not like yours, but, um...
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299. I really worry...
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300. how they'll react if I ever tell them
that I'm, um...
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301. I'm like you guys.
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302. Why would she want to
punch a hole in her tongue, on purpose?
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303. - Because she's demented.
Our daughter is demented.
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304. - I told you. I told you—
- I was desperate, Armando.
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305. I just wanted our daughter
to like me again.
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306. - Isa, she likes you.
Of course she likes you.
- No!
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307. Ever since we told the kids about Roger,
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308. Victor's been able to get over it,
but Pilar,
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309. she doesn't look at me the same.
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310. And she doesn't know what you did, so,
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311. I'm the only bad guy here.
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312. - Wait, no. Hey, listen, I—
Isa!
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313. - Quit slacking. Let's go.
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314. - You know, you're like, a tall...
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315. super tall giant.
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316. - Are you hitting on me?
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317. - No! No, I'm insulting you.
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318. I'm not good at trash talk,
because unlike you, I'm a good person.
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319. - I'm a good person.
I just like busting your ball.
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320. - Do you know how many times I scrubbed
the word "Lonestone"
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321. off these walls today?
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322. Twenty-one times.
And each time is your fault.
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323. Ever since you created
that stupid nickname,
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324. I wasn't a person.
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325. I was a joke.
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326. And no girl wants to date a joke.
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327. - Oh, come on, man.
I just like to make people laugh.
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328. - Nobody's laughing because you're funny.
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329. They're laughing because they don't
want to be the next victim of a dumb...
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330. clichéd jock
straight out of an '80s movie.
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331. - Mia, why would you tell Felix
I'm hooking up with Andrew?
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332. - I don't know. Because you are.
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333. Not that I care. Live your life.
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334. - I swear on my crocodile-embossed
Chanel 2.55 handbag
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335. with the black and gold clasps
that I am not hooking up with Andrew.
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336. But clearly, you do care. A lot.
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