1. Victor!
How'd it go with Mia?Copy !req
2. Did you guys...?Copy !req
3. I choked. Big time.Copy !req
4. But honestly, Simon,
is sex such a big deal?Copy !req
5. I mean, everything else about
our relationship is picture perfect.Copy !req
6. I know you probably think
I'm grasping at straws,Copy !req
7. but if there's a chance for me
to be happy and normal,Copy !req
8. why not try?Copy !req
9. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
10. Um...Copy !req
11. Look, about last night,Copy !req
12. I'm sorry I freaked out like I did.Copy !req
13. - It's okay.Copy !req
14. If you're not ready, you're not ready.Copy !req
15. - Thanks.Copy !req
16. - So...Copy !req
17. I have a favor to ask you.Copy !req
18. Um, my dad is hosting this
university fundraiser Saturday.Copy !req
19. It'll be super lame and boring—
- I'd love to.Copy !req
20. - Okay, well, it starts at 5:00,Copy !req
21. but the first few hours are just
old people eating tiny quiches,Copy !req
22. and bidding on a silent auction,Copy !req
23. so...
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
24. I love tiny quiches, and old people,Copy !req
25. and don't even get me started
on silent auctions.Copy !req
26. I'm always wishing
regular auctions would...Copy !req
27. shut up.
- Yeah, I think you need to shut up.Copy !req
28. Happy and normal.Copy !req
29. I can do that.Copy !req
30. - Dude, I have some hot goss.Copy !req
31. Now, I was gonna text, but I wanted
to see your face when I told you.Copy !req
32. - You and Lake hooked up.Copy !req
33. - Oh, my God.
It's already on Creek Secrets?Copy !req
34. I mean, w-what are the kids calling us?
Is it Fe-lake? Or Lake-lix?Copy !req
35. Please let it be Fe-lake.
- No, it's not on Creek Secrets.Copy !req
36. I saw you both, and you looked like
two snakes trying to swallow each other.Copy !req
37. - Oh, stop it.Copy !req
38. Oh, there she is. All right. Wish me luck.Copy !req
39. I'm going in.Copy !req
40. Hey.Copy !req
41. - Hi.
- Loved your Instagram post this morning.Copy !req
42. "Felt cute. Might delete later."Copy !req
43. You are, and ya shouldn't.Copy !req
44. - Thanks.
- So, I'm not sure what you're
planning Saturday night,Copy !req
45. but my cousin works at
the botanical garden,Copy !req
46. and the corpse flowers
are about to bloom.Copy !req
47. I mean,
they're supposed to smell terrible,Copy !req
48. but if you just want...Copy !req
49. Whoa, here? Now?Copy !req
50. Awesome!Copy !req
51. Let me just take out my Invisalign.Copy !req
52. - We never hooked up, okay?Copy !req
53. - Yes, we did. On Mia's couch?Copy !req
54. - No, I know we did.
But what I'm saying is...Copy !req
55. it can never happen again.Copy !req
56. Oh, Megan. Love your top.Copy !req
57. - Ugh. Pilar,Copy !req
58. you have been looking at your phone
and sad-sighing for an hour.Copy !req
59. - All my friends back at home
are at a Billie Eilish concert.Copy !req
60. - Oh. You are having
what they call "MOFO."Copy !req
61. - It's not "MOFO," it's "FOMO."Copy !req
62. - So, uh, I found your hair dryer.Copy !req
63. [gasps, then sighs]
Yeah. Adrian had it under his bed.Copy !req
64. I guess he's been using it
to warm his pajamas?Copy !req
65. - We have some weird-ass kids.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
66. - Uh, Mando,Copy !req
67. I've been looking at our bills,Copy !req
68. and everything here is
so much more expensive.Copy !req
69. What if...Copy !req
70. I went back to giving piano lessons?
- No.Copy !req
71. - No?Copy !req
72. - I'm just saying that I'm...
I'm doing really good right now.Copy !req
73. That's all.Copy !req
74. You do not need to work, amor.Copy !req
75. I got this.Copy !req
76. Mom, where's the hair dryer?Copy !req
77. My pajamas are freezing.Copy !req
78. - Victor, thank God you're here.
Something terrible has happened.Copy !req
79. - The espresso machine is busted.
Sarah's just being dramatic.Copy !req
80. - I am not being dramatic, Benji.Copy !req
81. Is that what you think of me?
That I'm dramatic?Copy !req
82. Victor, you stay here and man the store.Copy !req
83. Benji, you and I are driving
to the repair guy in Willacoochee.Copy !req
84. - What if Victor and I went?Copy !req
85. - Okay, fine. But don't come back
without that machine looking new,Copy !req
86. and ready to brew. Here. Take my car.Copy !req
87. - Um, how far is Willacoochee,Copy !req
88. 'cause I have a thing at Mia's tonight
that I can't miss.Copy !req
89. - Oh, it's like a couple of hours.Copy !req
90. But if we leave now, get there by 10:00,Copy !req
91. get this thing fixed by lunch,
we can have you back by 4:00.Copy !req
92. - That's cutting it close.Copy !req
93. - Please, Victor. I, I can't do
another road trip with Sarah.Copy !req
94. Last time, she made us stop
at the Ann Taylor Outlet.Copy !req
95. Two hours of watching her try on
irregular turtlenecks.Copy !req
96. She bought them all, Victor.Copy !req
97. All of them.
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
98. I'll go. I'll let Mia know.Copy !req
99. - Great. You're driving.Copy !req
100. No license. I keep failing the test.Copy !req
101. Willacoochee? That's a trek.Copy !req
102. But don't worry.
I'll definitely be back in time.Copy !req
103. - Say hi to Benji. Bye.Copy !req
104. No, that's fine. Okay.
- Hi, Mia.Copy !req
105. - Hi.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
106. - Okay. We're hugging.Copy !req
107. - So was that Victor on the phone?Copy !req
108. You know, I'm pretty excited to meet him.Copy !req
109. - I remember how nervous I was
to introduce my first boyfriend to my dad.Copy !req
110. Pete Hadley. My dad hated him.Copy !req
111. But in his defense,
Pete showed up hung over,Copy !req
112. and he threw up in our bird bath.Copy !req
113. Poor birds.
Hmm.Copy !req
114. It's a great story, Veronica.Copy !req
115. - Ooh. She just does not like me.Copy !req
116. [Harold sighs, clears throat]
Which is... fine.Copy !req
117. Because I'm dating you, and not her.
- Look, just give it time, okay?Copy !req
118. She's a teenager.Copy !req
119. And I'll bet you were pretty much
the same way when you were that age.Copy !req
120. - Oh, I was much worse.Copy !req
121. Thank God for tattoo removal.Copy !req
122. You think I'm joking.Copy !req
123. - Oh. Hey. Is, uh, Victor around?Copy !req
124. I need some lady advice.Copy !req
125. - Not here.
- Oh.Copy !req
126. Huh.Copy !req
127. Pfffft.Copy !req
128. - Fine. What is it?Copy !req
129. - Okay, so the other day,
this girl and I hooked up.Copy !req
130. It was extremely erotic.Copy !req
131. Like in The Shape of Water
where that mute girlCopy !req
132. feeds the fish man
all those hard-boiled eggs?Copy !req
133. But I tried talking to her at school,Copy !req
134. and she just blew me off.
Said it couldn't happen again.Copy !req
135. - So?Copy !req
136. - So, I want it to happen again?Copy !req
137. I need it to happen again.Copy !req
138. - Okay. Who's the girl?Copy !req
139. - Promise you won't tell?Copy !req
140. - You know what? Don't tell me.
I was just being polite.Copy !req
141. - It was Lake.Copy !req
142. She just posted a selfie.Copy !req
143. Captioned "Brain freeze!"Copy !req
144. I'm gonna write back, "LOL."Copy !req
145. No. "Hilarious."Copy !req
146. "LOL" or "hilarious?"Copy !req
147. - How many of her posts do you like?
- All of 'em.Copy !req
148. Sometimes I unlike a post,
just to re-like it,Copy !req
149. to make sure she saw that I liked it.Copy !req
150. And I hear it. Oh, God.Copy !req
151. - You're not the only person
who stalks somebody's Insta.Copy !req
152. All I do lately is watch my friends
back at home having fun without me.Copy !req
153. - Yeah, well, 20/20 was right.Copy !req
154. Social media really is the drug
in our front pocket.Copy !req
155. But whatcha gonna do?Copy !req
156. - We could go cold turkey.Copy !req
157. No phones, no temptation.Copy !req
158. - Oh, I—
- Adrian!Copy !req
159. - Yeah?Copy !req
160. - I need you to make those disappear.Copy !req
161. - Make what disappear?Copy !req
162. - How did he do that?Copy !req
163. - God, I love road trips.Copy !req
164. My dad and I used to road trip
to Dollywood, like, twice a year.Copy !req
165. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
166. - I never would have
pegged you as a Dolly Parton stan.Copy !req
167. - What? Rude. Dolly is timeless.Copy !req
168. Yeah, she's one of the few things
that gay sons and straight dadsCopy !req
169. actually agree on.Copy !req
170. - Are you guys still close, or... ?Copy !req
171. - You mean, since I came out?Copy !req
172. Oh, we're not estranged or anything.Copy !req
173. But it's not the same as before.Copy !req
174. - Yeah.Copy !req
175. That's really shitty.Copy !req
176. - Yeah. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
177. I'm not gonna force you
to road trip with meCopy !req
178. and then just talk to my boyfriend
the whole time.Copy !req
179. - "I used to be bad at playing the piano,Copy !req
180. "but now, thanks to my mami's lessons,Copy !req
181. I'm a natural!"
- Okay.Copy !req
182. Papi, that was good,
but just remember, I'm not your mami.Copy !req
183. You're just some regular kid
taking piano lessons.
[door opens, then closes]Copy !req
184. - Adrian, back on the keys?Copy !req
185. - No, we're actually making
an Instagram videoCopy !req
186. for Mami's new piano lesson business.Copy !req
187. I mean, not Mami.
This woman I don't know.Copy !req
188. - Papi, why don't you go to your room
and practice your lines?Copy !req
189. - Okay.Copy !req
190. Thank you.Copy !req
191. - I told you you didn't have to work.
- I know.Copy !req
192. I know I don't have to work.Copy !req
193. I want to work.Copy !req
194. Why are you being like this?
It's just piano lessons.Copy !req
195. - Your piano lessons is how
you and Roger ended up...Copy !req
196. getting so close.Copy !req
197. - How many times do I have to promiseCopy !req
198. that that is never gonna happen again?Copy !req
199. I need this.Copy !req
200. Something outside of the house.
Something for me.Copy !req
201. - Then do something else. Anything else.
- Like what?Copy !req
202. Music is my passion. I love teaching.
I'm good at it.Copy !req
203. I've apologized a hundred times.Copy !req
204. I moved across the country.Copy !req
205. When are you gonna start
trusting me again?Copy !req
206. - I don't know.Copy !req
207. - What did people do before phones?Copy !req
208. - I don't know. Talk to each other.Copy !req
209. - Okay. So let's do that.Copy !req
210. - So, uh, what do you want to talk about?Copy !req
211. Oh, I know. Lake posted this super funny
Instagram storyCopy !req
212. of her singing Mamma Mia songs.Copy !req
213. - You're obsessing again.Copy !req
214. You're just like
my friend Mandy back in Texas.Copy !req
215. She loves talking about her boyfriend, TJ.Copy !req
216. - No, no. Now you're obsessing.Copy !req
217. - I don't even know
why I'm acting like this.Copy !req
218. It's not like my friends in Graham
were even that cool.Copy !req
219. But at least I had a crew, you know?Copy !req
220. People to get coffee with.Copy !req
221. People to watch reality shows with.Copy !req
222. - And you haven't met one person
at Creekwood you like hanging out with?Copy !req
223. - Nope. Or anyone that
wants to hang out with me.Copy !req
224. I'm kind of an acquired taste.Copy !req
225. - Hey, for what it's worth,
I do like coffee.Copy !req
226. - Do you wanna get coffee?Copy !req
227. - Sorry. Didn't catch that.Copy !req
228. - Do you wanna get coffee?
- I'd love to.Copy !req
229. - Yeah, she's broke.Copy !req
230. - Um, so what's the damage?Copy !req
231. - And can it be fixed in an hour or two?
I really need to get back to Atlanta.Copy !req
232. - Yeah, boys, I know you're in a hurry,Copy !req
233. but this old machine is like my wife
at a train station.Copy !req
234. When I try to rush her,Copy !req
235. she insists we have time to get soup.Copy !req
236. She orders the soup,Copy !req
237. she makes 'em toast the bread bowl...Copy !req
238. - Will you just call us when it's ready?Copy !req
239. - I shall.
And now I shall get my special tools.Copy !req
240. - Okay.Copy !req
241. - Relax.Copy !req
242. You worrying isn't gonna
make him go any faster,Copy !req
243. If we get tight on time,
you can always go straight to Mia's.Copy !req
244. - Y-yeah, not like this.Copy !req
245. Mia's thing is super fancy.Copy !req
246. - Okay, well, I saw a thrift shop
on the way into town.Copy !req
247. And we have time to kill.Copy !req
248. - Okay. Okay, fine.Copy !req
249. But I'm not wearing anything
someone died in.Copy !req
250. Ooh! I actually like it a lot.Copy !req
251. - Looking good.Copy !req
252. - Howdy.Copy !req
253. - Hey!Copy !req
254. - Hey. Uh, are you on your way back?Copy !req
255. People are starting to get here.
Um, not quite.Copy !req
256. Uh, the machine's taking longer
than we thought,Copy !req
257. so I'll probably miss the auction part.Copy !req
258. But I'll be there for the back half,Copy !req
259. and I'm actually picking out
a special outfit for it right now.Copy !req
260. - I can't wait to see it.Copy !req
261. - Can't wait to see you.
- Okay. Bye.Copy !req
262. - Okay. Bye.Copy !req
263. Well, this is awkward.Copy !req
264. - Maybe for you.Copy !req
265. This is my house. What's your excuse?Copy !req
266. - I love auctions.Copy !req
267. Actually, you wouldn't happen
to have 40K I could borrow?Copy !req
268. I'm... I saw this Babylonian jugCopy !req
269. I suddenly can't live without.Copy !req
270. - Did your dad make you come?Copy !req
271. - Yeah. He, uh, ignores me
90% of the time.Copy !req
272. Then, at fundraisers,
he parades me around to his alumni friendsCopy !req
273. like some sort of freakin' show-pony.Copy !req
274. - Mm. Been there.
- I know.Copy !req
275. - What was that game that we used to play
to get through these things?Copy !req
276. - Uh, "Daughter or—
Trophy Wife."Copy !req
277. - I love that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
278. Perfect.
Aah.Copy !req
279. Uh, well, definitely daughter.Copy !req
280. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. Oh...Copy !req
282. - Aah, damn it.Copy !req
283. And gross.Copy !req
284. - So, no Victor tonight?Copy !req
285. - He's on his way.Copy !req
286. - Mm.Copy !req
287. He's running a little late, isn't he?Copy !req
288. - Goodbye, Andrew.Copy !req
289. Sarah, stop yelling.Copy !req
290. Well, how much longer will it take?Copy !req
291. - I don't know how much longer.
- Find out the ETA!Copy !req
292. - Okay, fine. We will.Copy !req
293. Now will you please just do a head space
and calm down?Copy !req
294. - I'm calm, I'm calm. Just give me
a coffee machineCopy !req
295. and I'll be calm, okay? It's my bread—Copy !req
296. Hey, so Sarah called.Copy !req
297. She said to stay in a motel
if the machine isn't ready tonight.Copy !req
298. That way we can bring it back
first thing tomorrow before we open.Copy !req
299. - We would stay the night here?Copy !req
300. - Yeah. Don't worry,
I know you need to get back.Copy !req
301. So let's just pay,
drive over to the repair guy,Copy !req
302. and light a fire under his ass.Copy !req
303. - Okay. Okay, cool.Copy !req
304. Oh. One sec.Copy !req
305. - Hello?
Hey.Copy !req
306. I just finished up your repair.Copy !req
307. - So it's, it's ready?
- It's ready!Copy !req
308. You just come on by and pick her up.Copy !req
309. It's Wally's Repair,
down past the thrift store,Copy !req
310. the Five and Dime across from the candy—
- Okay. Great.Copy !req
311. Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
312. Bye-bye.
- All right, bye-bye.Copy !req
313. Uh, hey. I just spoke to Wally.Copy !req
314. So, we're gonna need to spend the night.Copy !req
315. - But what about your, uh—
- Mia will understand.Copy !req
316. I mean, work is work, right?Copy !req
317. - Right.Copy !req
318. - Guess I won't need this anymore.Copy !req
319. Thank you.Copy !req
320. - Victor, stop apologizing.Copy !req
321. No, I get it. It's your job.Copy !req
322. You can meet my dad—Copy !req
323. Yeah, another time.Copy !req
324. Really, I'm not mad.Copy !req
325. Yeah. Okay, we'll talk later.Copy !req
326. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
327. - You know, I feel like I know that voice,Copy !req
328. and you are definitely mad.Copy !req
329. He's not coming, is he?Copy !req
330. - Andrew, I'm really not in the mood.Copy !req
331. - You hungry?Copy !req
332. - Is that grilled cheese?Copy !req
333. - Yeah. The food at this party sucks,Copy !req
334. so I snuck into the kitchen
and whipped one up for you.Copy !req
335. You know, it's funny, I remember you
wolfing one of these downCopy !req
336. every single day in third grade.Copy !req
337. - It's literally my favorite food
in the entire world.Copy !req
338. I forget that you're actually okay.Copy !req
339. When you're not busy
being the absolute worst.Copy !req
340. - Yeah? Well, thank you.Copy !req
341. I... think.Copy !req
342. - Okay. You just had to ruin it.Copy !req
343. - Hey, how come we never talked about
what happened between us?Copy !req
344. - 'Cause there's nothing to talk about.
It was a mistake.Copy !req
345. - Well, you asked me to come over.Copy !req
346. Okay, and... ever since then,Copy !req
347. you've been acting like
it never even happened.Copy !req
348. You know, if you didn't like me,Copy !req
349. then how come you called me up
in the middle of the night—Copy !req
350. - Because my mom called me.Copy !req
351. Um, yeah. The night we...Copy !req
352. you know, uh, my mom called me.Copy !req
353. She didn't even say anything,
but I knew it was her.Copy !req
354. And we just stayed on the phone
in silence for like...Copy !req
355. a minute, and then she hung up.Copy !req
356. In some screwed up way,
I think it was her version of a goodbye.Copy !req
357. I just needed to feel something else,Copy !req
358. so I called you.Copy !req
359. I'm sorry, Andrew.Copy !req
360. I mean, you were just a very bad idea,Copy !req
361. on a very bad night.Copy !req
362. - Um...Copy !req
363. Enjoy the grilled cheese, yeah?Copy !req
364. - And then Nicole started
all this drama with Nathan.Copy !req
365. - Wait, is this the Nicole
from your math class,Copy !req
366. or Nicole from chemistry class?Copy !req
367. Nicole from theater?
Nicole from wood shop?Copy !req
368. Nicole from tea-making?Copy !req
369. Sorry, there's a lot of Nicoles
in Creekwood.Copy !req
370. - Chemistry. Keep up.Copy !req
371. - Sorry.
I feel like I should be taking notes.Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. - I just, I realized I haven't
thought about my friends back in TexasCopy !req
374. for like, two hours.Copy !req
375. - Yeah. I haven't even thought about Lake.Copy !req
376. - Nice.
- No, no. Lake.Copy !req
377. Oh. Hey!Copy !req
378. What up?Copy !req
379. - Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
380. Other than the fact that I posted
nine Instagrams today,Copy !req
381. and you didn't like any of them.
And you like everything.Copy !req
382. You even liked it that time
I accidentally butt-postedCopy !req
383. a picture of the inside of my pocket.Copy !req
384. So what's your deal?Copy !req
385. - Um, I've, uh...Copy !req
386. I've realized I was coming on too strong.Copy !req
387. - Oh.Copy !req
388. Thank you.Copy !req
389. - It's just, when the best thing
that ever happens to you actually happens,Copy !req
390. you try to do whatever you can
to keep it going.Copy !req
391. - Huh.Copy !req
392. Well, meet me in the bathroom
in two minutes.Copy !req