1. Breaking news this morning.Copy !req
2. A delegation from the aliens
known as The LupoCopy !req
3. have just made contact
with the United Nations.Copy !req
4. The entire world has been gripped by fearCopy !req
5. since the aliens' spaceships
first appeared in Earth orbit,Copy !req
6. and the extraterrestrial visitors have,
until now, maintained a profound silence.Copy !req
7. But in a dramatic turn of events,Copy !req
8. The Lupo expressed a desire
to communicate with—Copy !req
9. And officials—Copy !req
10. I just don't understand
why it has to be me, Your Excellency.Copy !req
11. It wants to speak to the priestCopy !req
12. who witnessed and proclaimed
the Blackfin "resurrection."Copy !req
13. I just got carried away
with all the press attention,Copy !req
14. all the oil spill stuff,Copy !req
15. those poor dolphins dying.Copy !req
16. Oh no, don't be so modest, Father.Copy !req
17. I understand our visitor
believes it to be a genuine miracle.Copy !req
18. What are they, priests?Copy !req
19. Aye, a whole bloody race of priests, apparently.Copy !req
20. What parish are they?Copy !req
21. Stay back! Stay back!Copy !req
22. Push it back!Copy !req
23. The Church is still formulating
its position in regard to these Lupo.Copy !req
24. So, Donal...Copy !req
25. don't fuck it up.Copy !req
26. Keep your lines!Copy !req
27. Right.Copy !req
28. Disperse immediately!Copy !req
29. Keep the bastards off us!Copy !req
30. - Save us! Save us all!
- Repent!Copy !req
31. Father, tell viewers how you feel
about the recent reports—Copy !req
32. No comment.Copy !req
33. - Well, I did have a comment, actually.
- God is not a fish!Copy !req
34. Fuck the aliens!Copy !req
35. We know The Lupo are sea dwellers.Copy !req
36. Their home is a gas giant
50 light years away.Copy !req
37. We understand little
of their culture or intentions.Copy !req
38. And more worryingly, we know nothing
of their military capabilities.Copy !req
39. But based on their ships,
we assume significant.Copy !req
40. So be clear not to start a war, then.Copy !req
41. Let me bottom line it for you.Copy !req
42. Don't fuck up.Copy !req
43. I'm hearing that a lot.Copy !req
44. Sorry, how do I know
when The Lupo is going to arrive?Copy !req
45. Greetings. Please accompany me.Copy !req
46. Tell me, Father Maguire,Copy !req
47. do you consider yourself a religious man?Copy !req
48. Rather strange question,
considering my profession.Copy !req
49. Our profession.Copy !req
50. But you are a man of faith.Copy !req
51. I like to think so.Copy !req
52. Although my faith
has been tested on occasion.Copy !req
53. Faith cannot be real
unless it has been tested.Copy !req
54. You witnessed the resurrection
of the Blackfin.Copy !req
55. Resurrection is what
some of the papers called it.Copy !req
56. The Church had a very different view.Copy !req
57. There was a whole pod washed ashore
after an oil spill.Copy !req
58. When we found them, sadly,
they'd been dead for a few days.Copy !req
59. Then suddenly...Copy !req
60. one of them... came back to life.Copy !req
61. Here.Copy !req
62. Um...Copy !req
63. Blackfin, you know,
she's a law unto herself.Copy !req
64. Some days, she turns up.Copy !req
65. Other days...Copy !req
66. she's doing her own thing out there.Copy !req
67. Piercing.Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. There she is.Copy !req
70. Kneel before the messiah.Copy !req
71. Jesus!Copy !req
72. Praise be.Copy !req
73. The messiah has delivered her gospel.Copy !req
74. It is strange
that the God of those who swimCopy !req
75. has shown her benediction on this world.Copy !req
76. But it is not my place
to question the word of God.Copy !req
77. Nor mine, but—Copy !req
78. She gives a testament of rampant murderCopy !req
79. by those who walk of those who swim.Copy !req
80. Oh no, hang on. I think we may have
got off on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
81. We do not have feet.Copy !req
82. And so, our crusade begins.Copy !req
83. The what begins?Copy !req
84. I think you're being a bit hasty.Copy !req
85. Shit.Copy !req
86. No!Copy !req
87. No, wait!Copy !req
88. Come on, we can talk about this!Copy !req
89. Hey!Copy !req
90. Come back!Copy !req
91. Donal! Donal! Donal.Copy !req
92. What in Christ's name is happening?Copy !req
93. I think...Copy !req
94. we fucked up.Copy !req