1. Hey, guys. So, uh, what movie
we thinking about watching tonight?Copy !req
2. What are we gonna tackle?Copy !req
3. We got, uh... Perfect Storm,Copy !req
4. we got, uh... Unlawful Entry,Copy !req
5. Sister Act 2—Copy !req
6. - Sister Act 2!
Yeah, let's do that.Copy !req
7. - Sister Act 2.
- No, I'm not watching that shit.Copy !req
8. - What?
- Oh, why?Copy !req
9. You already watched it today?Copy !req
10. Yes, Mother and I
watched it this morning.Copy !req
11. - Now it makes sense.Copy !req
12. Uh, I got something
that's kinda Perfect Storm-ish.Copy !req
13. Oh, yeah?
- Uh...Copy !req
14. - I like that. That's really good.
That's good.Copy !req
15. Per, per, perfect.Copy !req
16. - Okay, yeah. It's like, it's the...
Perfect!Copy !req
17. Ah...Copy !req
18. Yeah!
- And then, it's like...Copy !req
19. - Perfect Storm it is.Copy !req
20. It's good, yeah.Copy !req
21. - Ooh, Chris, that's my ax, man.Copy !req
22. Oh, shoot.
Let me get that real quick.Copy !req
23. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
24. - Hey, man.
- Allan.Copy !req
25. - Hey, how's it going?
- Hey.Copy !req
26. Nice to see you.Copy !req
27. I hope we're not too loud or anything.Copy !req
28. Not at all.
That's why I'm here, man.Copy !req
29. I heard the music.
I go,Copy !req
30. "It's the siren song
pulling me to your apartment."Copy !req
31. Oh, yeah, we just...
We get together and we play musicCopy !req
32. and, uh, we actually...Copy !req
33. We write title songs for movies...Copy !req
34. - Mmm-hmm.
- ... that don't have one.Copy !req
35. That is the dorkiest thing
I've ever heard...Copy !req
36. - and I love it! Yeah!
- Oh.Copy !req
37. You care if I pop in for a second
and, you know...Copy !req
38. do a little...Copy !req
39. Oh. Yeah.
No, of course.Copy !req
40. Yeah, come on in.
Get in here. Get in here.Copy !req
41. - Yeah.
Get your butt in here.Copy !req
42. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
43. Hey, guys, this is, uh...Copy !req
44. This is Allan.Copy !req
45. - He lives in the E-2200s with me.
- Hey.Copy !req
46. Hey!
- What's up, man?Copy !req
47. Uh, I got another part.Copy !req
48. Uh...Copy !req
49. - Is it the "oh"?Copy !req
50. Uh...Copy !req
51. Oh, cool. I like it.Copy !req
52. Hey, so are we thinking food or...Copy !req
53. - Yeah.
- I would eat. Yeah.Copy !req
54. Yeah?
I like food.Copy !req
55. There you are.
I was about to fire up the hibachi.Copy !req
56. Oh, sorry, Mom.Copy !req
57. What, do I gotta put a cowbell
around your neck?Copy !req
58. That beer looks good.Copy !req
59. Hey, guys, uh, this is Frank, also.Copy !req
60. - Allan and Frank...
Hey.Copy !req
61. - ... they're our buddies. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
62. Hey, I'm ready to go.
Do you want me to drive?Copy !req
63. No, I'll be the designated driver.Copy !req
64. I don't need to get sloppy drunk
at every party.Copy !req
65. Oh, I do. No one in Australia
stays sober at a party.Copy !req
66. We just drink and sing.Copy !req
67. Like, you really
have to yell it, 'cause it's...Copy !req
68. That's when you chug the...Copy !req
69. Down, down, down!Copy !req
70. - And then you're... you're drunk.
- Cool.Copy !req
71. So, do you think, uh, what I'm wearing
is appropriate for a housewarming?Copy !req
72. Yeah, you look hot.Copy !req
73. This is not gonna be
some kind of stuffy sit-down dinner.Copy !req
74. Shaun is great.Copy !req
75. At every single party in our 20s,
she flashed her tits at some point.Copy !req
76. I'm assuming she has great tits.Copy !req
77. Legendary.
But she has a kid now,Copy !req
78. so I don't know
what kind of condition they're in.Copy !req
79. I was never a big titty flasher.Copy !req
80. Oh. I went through a brief phase
of that at college.Copy !req
81. Pretty much never had a top on.Copy !req
82. Hmm.Copy !req
83. Should I invite that guy, Gus?Copy !req
84. Why, you like him?Copy !req
85. No, but I feel like
he'd be fun at a party.Copy !req
86. Well, I'm excited to meet
some new people.Copy !req
87. I feel like I've been hanging
on you too much.Copy !req
88. Like, maybe I've been suffocating you?Copy !req
89. No, not at all.Copy !req
90. But we should get you some new friends
so that doesn't happen.Copy !req
91. I definitely, at least,
need to meet a guy.Copy !req
92. I haven't had sex in over a week.Copy !req
93. - Really?Copy !req
94. Yeah.Copy !req
95. You're a dead man, Clooney!Copy !req
96. Shit. Guys, can we...Copy !req
97. I'm sorry. Can we stop...
Can we just stop the...Copy !req
98. - Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Uh...Copy !req
99. You know that girl who's, like, been,
uh, talking to meCopy !req
100. and I don't understand why?Copy !req
101. She just invited me
to this, like, party thing.Copy !req
102. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
103. Whoa, are you gonna go?Copy !req
104. I don't know. Should I?
Should I go?Copy !req
105. Yes. You like her, right?Copy !req
106. Yeah, I mean, I...Copy !req
107. - I like her. It's just, um...
All right.Copy !req
108. It's gonna be great.
This is gonna be...Copy !req
109. Everybody's gonna be drinking,
there'll be booze.Copy !req
110. Everyone'll be loose.
It's good.Copy !req
111. I gotta say, I'm actually, uh...Copy !req
112. I'm feelin' pretty good, you know?Copy !req
113. She invited me to this party.Copy !req
114. There's at least some chance
that we could be making out tonight.Copy !req
115. You want me to go the party with you?
Be your wingman?Copy !req
116. Aw, you gotta shave that beard
before you're a wingman, dude.Copy !req
117. Are you kidding me? This guy is the best
fucking wingman alive.Copy !req
118. This whole Dumbledore thing
gets him a ton of trim.Copy !req
119. Don't say "trim."
- Strange.Copy !req
120. - No.
- Squishy Hall.Copy !req
121. - Sliz.
- Ew!Copy !req
122. - Clam shell.
- Minge.Copy !req
123. - Baby bakery.
- Just say "vagina."Copy !req
124. - Vajudge.
- Vagilli.Copy !req
125. You know what?
I think I'm gonna go by myself.Copy !req
126. - Right on.
- That's cool.Copy !req
127. Have fun, man.
- All right.Copy !req
128. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
129. - Okay, I hear you, I hear you.
- Go.Copy !req
130. - Traitor!
Thanks, guys.Copy !req
131. See you, Gus.Copy !req
132. Did you hose off
the patio furniture?Copy !req
133. Jesus fucking Christ.
I'll do it now.Copy !req
134. I asked you
to do it this morning.Copy !req
135. - Why didn't you just do it then...
- Hello?Copy !req
136. like I asked, instead of making me
stressed out now?Copy !req
137. Because I'm the one
that went to Whole Foods.Copy !req
138. Okay, congratulations.Copy !req
139. Daddy went to fucking
Whole Foods.Copy !req
140. - Wow. You want a fucking prize?
- Yes.Copy !req
141. There's still bird shit
all over the fucking patio chairs.Copy !req
142. You want our friends
to sit in them all night?Copy !req
143. Yes, they love bird shit.Copy !req
144. - Fuck. Oh, come on.
- Hey. Hello...Copy !req
145. - Hi. Hello.
Hi. Hi.Copy !req
146. - I'm Gus.
- Who is this?Copy !req
147. I'm... I'm a friend of Mickey's.Copy !req
148. She invited me to the...Copy !req
149. party.Copy !req
150. I think I'm just here
a little too early, right now, so...Copy !req
151. How many people did Mickey invite?Copy !req
152. This isn't the kind of thing
she can just invite a million people to.Copy !req
153. You know what, I—
I'm cool just to wait outsideCopy !req
154. until the party gets going,
and then I'll get back in here.Copy !req
155. No, man, I'm sorry.
I mean, this was just a bad time.Copy !req
156. - Come in.
- Let me get you a drink.Copy !req
157. I'll get him a drink.Copy !req
158. You go hose off the patio furniture.Copy !req
159. You know what?
I can hose off the patio furniture.Copy !req
160. - Perfect. That's perfect.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
161. You're so sweet.Copy !req
162. - You are like a little angel.
- Okay.Copy !req
163. Come on, Russ.
Thank you.Copy !req
164. Did you get it?Copy !req
165. Yeah.Copy !req
166. Do you ever get these?Copy !req
167. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
168. They just keep coming.
I'm like The Fly.Copy !req
169. Like a sweet Australian fly.Copy !req
170. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
171. I'd love to hear a dubstep from Kurt.Copy !req
172. - Yes.
- Uh, Shaun?Copy !req
173. - Hey.
- Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
174. Um, I was actually wondering
about Mickey.Copy !req
175. Is she, like,
usually a late person or...Copy !req
176. Um, like, she's normally either late
or she doesn't show up at all.Copy !req
177. So she's probably
not gonna come,Copy !req
178. 'cause she hasn't come
to the last three things that I've had.Copy !req
179. Okay. Well, I think I might just
wait around hereCopy !req
180. for a little while longer.Copy !req
181. Got a... got a pretty good feeling
she's on her way.Copy !req
182. - So she should be here any moment.Copy !req
183. - Okay. Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
184. It's a Band-Aid.Copy !req
185. That'll heal all your wounds,
inside and out.Copy !req
186. Hey, man.Copy !req
187. Hey, I'm Len.Copy !req
188. You wanna come
and tattoo something on me?Copy !req
189. Oh. No, I don't.Copy !req
190. You really want me to?Copy !req
191. It's my way of connecting with people.Copy !req
192. My tattoos represent where I've been,
who I've met.Copy !req
193. Come on in.
Give it a try.Copy !req
194. Oh.Copy !req
195. You know what?
That's actually, uh...Copy !req
196. It's pretty cool.
I like that.Copy !req
197. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
198. Okay.Copy !req
199. Mickey!Copy !req
200. Look at you.
You look so hot.Copy !req
201. You're like a fucking hot mama.Copy !req
202. Thank you.Copy !req
203. Oh. This is my roommate, Bertie.Copy !req
204. Hi. Thanks so much for inviting me.
Your house is gorgeous.Copy !req
205. Um, I love your accent.
Where are you from?Copy !req
206. Oh, she's from Australia,
and yes, she has hugged a koala.Copy !req
207. It's the first thing I asked her.Copy !req
208. Is there anywhere I may get a drink?Copy !req
209. Yes, there's a bar
set up in the kitchen—Copy !req
210. - Alcohol!Copy !req
211. I'm just joking.Copy !req
212. But I do really need a drink.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
213. - Aw.
- I really like her.Copy !req
214. - She's cute.
- She's super cute.Copy !req
215. This is like a full-on grown-up's house.Copy !req
216. I know.
It's super weird, right?Copy !req
217. No, it's great.
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
218. You've come such a long way
from that one-bedroom in North Hollywood.Copy !req
219. You remember those creepy guys next doorCopy !req
220. who always tried to give us massages?Copy !req
221. Oh, God.
They were the worst.Copy !req
222. Mmm. Did I blow one of them?Copy !req
223. You definitely did.Copy !req
224. Oh! Some guy you invited is here.Copy !req
225. Oh, yeah, Gus.Copy !req
226. Yeah. Um, he was the first one hereCopy !req
227. and Brian made him clean off
all of our patio furniture.Copy !req
228. - Aw.
- Is he your boyfriend?Copy !req
229. No. God, no.Copy !req
230. I just thought he'd be, like,
fun at the party.Copy !req
231. Uh, yeah.
Well, so far he's not.Copy !req
232. - All right. All done.Copy !req
233. - Done?
- All done, yeah.Copy !req
234. What do you think, huh?Copy !req
235. What's a sarcoma?Copy !req
236. Oh, you don't know?
Kind of ruins the joke.Copy !req
237. Uh, sarcoma's like a form of cancer.Copy !req
238. - Cancer?
- What? No.Copy !req
239. Not like cancer-cancer.Copy !req
240. It's, like, malignant tumors, usually,
like bone or muscle, or fat—Copy !req
241. That's fucking worse than cancer.Copy !req
242. What are you, a fucking idiot?Copy !req
243. - No. You told me—
- Are you fucking stupid?Copy !req
244. You put... you put fucking
cancer on my back?Copy !req
245. - You— Not cancer—
- I should throw youCopy !req
246. through the fucking window.Copy !req
247. How about you get
the fuck away from me?Copy !req
248. - Len, you said do my personality...
- Get away from me.Copy !req
249. - ... and that's my personality.
- Get...Copy !req
250. I'm a goofball, okay?Copy !req
251. You need to get the fuck
away from me.Copy !req
252. Yeah. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
253. - Get the fuck away from me.
- Okay, you said...Copy !req
254. Well, don't tell somebody to write
anything if you don't mean it.Copy !req
255. Cancer?Copy !req
256. Great.
Yeah, it's on Little Santa Monica...Copy !req
257. Cool.
- ... in Beverly Hills.Copy !req
258. Mickey?Copy !req
259. - Hey.
- Hmm. Gussy!Copy !req
260. - How's it going?
How are you?Copy !req
261. - Good. I'm good.
- Oh, I'm so glad you showed.Copy !req
262. Yeah, it's good.
It should be a fun party. Huh?Copy !req
263. It's a Shaun party.
It's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
264. Oh, definitely.
We're gonna have a blast. Yeah.Copy !req
265. - Have you been here long?
- No. No, not too long.Copy !req
266. Really? She said you were
the first one here.Copy !req
267. She did?Copy !req
268. Oh, I ought to wring her neck.Copy !req
269. - Uh, no. Yeah, I was just, uh...Copy !req
270. I think I got the time wrong.
I don't know.Copy !req
271. I said 7:00.Copy !req
272. Right. Well, I guess, uh,
I thought you said 6:42.Copy !req
273. So, in my mind,
I was, like, totally, fashionably late.Copy !req
274. Can I get you a drink?Copy !req
275. I would...
Yeah, I'd love a drink.Copy !req
276. - You wanna go get one? Cool.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
277. Oh, my God.
Is that Dustin?Copy !req
278. That's my ex-boyfriend. Fuck.Copy !req
279. I gotta go say hi to him.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
280. Okay. Do what you have to do.Copy !req
281. And, uh...Copy !req
282. Shit. Shit. Fuck.Copy !req
283. Hey, Cori.
How's everything going over there?Copy !req
284. Good. It's just me and Chris.Copy !req
285. Uh, just cleanin' up.Copy !req
286. How is the party?Copy !req
287. Uh, it's kind of weird.Copy !req
288. Everybody here at this party looks like
a grown-up version of that movie Kids.Copy !req
289. Plus, Mickey showed up late
and then she, like,Copy !req
290. blew me off to go talk to an ex.Copy !req
291. And it's like, I just feel...Copy !req
292. really stupid right now.Copy !req
293. See if he has bread?Copy !req
294. Like, why did I come?Copy !req
295. Like, why did I shoot
my mouth off to everybody,Copy !req
296. like I was gonna make out with her?Copy !req
297. That's so fucking stupid.Copy !req
298. No one thought you guys were actually
gonna make out, anyway, right?Copy !req
299. It's just like... I feel like...Copy !req
300. I feel like she's sick of me already
or something, you know?Copy !req
301. It's like, this happens all the time.Copy !req
302. It's like, I meet somebody,
and then they like me initially,Copy !req
303. and then I just, like, fuck it upCopy !req
304. and they get tired of me
or something, you know?Copy !req
305. It's like, you know,Copy !req
306. you're, like, my only friend, who, like,
grew into liking me, seriously.Copy !req
307. That's not true.Copy !req
308. Okay, that's true.Copy !req
309. But you were like—
When I met you, you were like...Copy !req
310. You were like...
"Hi, I'm Gus.Copy !req
311. What's your major?"Copy !req
312. I didn't say that all the time.Copy !req
313. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
314. You always said that, and everyone
called you Major Gus behind your back.Copy !req
315. I thought you called me Major Gus,
like, you know...Copy !req
316. Like, in a David Bowie,
Major Tom way, like,Copy !req
317. "Ground control to Major Gus"
sort of thing.Copy !req
318. No.Copy !req
319. Uh. Sorry, occupied.Copy !req
320. Are you in the bathroom?Copy !req
321. No. Yeah. What?Copy !req
322. I think
I'm just gonna go home.Copy !req
323. It was, like, a huge mistake
coming here.Copy !req
324. Don't go home.Copy !req
325. You went all the way there
to talk to her,Copy !req
326. so why don't you
fucking talk to her?Copy !req
327. Why don't you be a man?Copy !req
328. Just be a man.
You're a man, aren't you?Copy !req
329. Okay. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
330. - Bye, Cori.
- Bye.Copy !req
331. You can do this, Gus.Copy !req
332. You're the man.Copy !req
333. You're... like a man.Copy !req
334. You're close to being a man.Copy !req
335. Fuck you,
you piece of shit.Copy !req
336. Hey.Copy !req
337. Um... that smell was in here
before I got in here.Copy !req
338. Yeah, you're the man.Copy !req
339. You heard me?Copy !req
340. Fuck you.Copy !req
341. Dustino.Copy !req
342. - Hey.
- Hey, no, where are you going?Copy !req
343. I haven't seen you in forever.
Let's hang out.Copy !req
344. Why would I wanna do that?Copy !req
345. I don't see you for years
and suddenly everything is just cool?Copy !req
346. What's the problem?
We said we were gonna be friends.Copy !req
347. Is that how you remember it?Copy !req
348. You were awful to me.Copy !req
349. No, I wasn't.Copy !req
350. You stole my laptop.Copy !req
351. Had my family photos on it.
I didn't have those backed up.Copy !req
352. Are you crazy?
I never stole your laptop.Copy !req
353. My couch has cigarette burns
all over it because of you.Copy !req
354. You could've burned down my house.Copy !req
355. I have dogs!
Did that ever occur to you?Copy !req
356. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
357. But who cares?
It was years ago.Copy !req
358. You destroy everything that you touch.Copy !req
359. I've spent thousands of dollars
on therapy because of you.Copy !req
360. Okay. Well, yeah,
you did shit to me, too.Copy !req
361. It's called being in a relationship.Copy !req
362. I didn't cheat on you.
You cheated on me, though, right?Copy !req
363. With Atwater Carl.
Big surprise.Copy !req
364. You fucking crazy?Copy !req
365. Carl was my best guy friend,
and you couldn't handle that,Copy !req
366. so you're making up
all this bullshit.Copy !req
367. Can you tell the truth,
one time, for once? Please?Copy !req
368. I am. I am. I swear on my life.Copy !req
369. I swear on fucking Shaun's baby's life
that I did not cheat on you with Carl.Copy !req
370. And you know what?Copy !req
371. I was really looking forward
to seeing you for one secondCopy !req
372. until you started
with all this bullshit.Copy !req
373. Oh, my God. Just...
Whatever. Fuck off.Copy !req
374. Hey.Copy !req
375. Hey.Copy !req
376. You're that guy that tattooed Len
right after me, huh?Copy !req
377. I did, I did.
Did you see that?Copy !req
378. What happened?
Why'd he flip out?Copy !req
379. He had a mole on his back
and I tattooed "sarcoma" next to it.Copy !req
380. That's amazing.
- He didn't like that, yeah.Copy !req
381. Oh, man. That dude needs
to lighten the fuck up, right?Copy !req
382. I mean, he's got a piece of pizza
tattooed on his chest.Copy !req
383. I know, right?
It's like, "Chill out, dude."Copy !req
384. What about you?
You got any tattoos?Copy !req
385. I do. Just this little guy.Copy !req
386. Oh. Right there.Copy !req
387. Yeah, what is that?
A moon, stars?Copy !req
388. - Something like that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. Get some horseshoes, clovers,
you got all the Lucky Charms, right?Copy !req
390. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
391. You've probably heard that,
like, five billion times, yeah?Copy !req
392. How about you?
You have any?Copy !req
393. Tattoos? Uh, no.Copy !req
394. I'm not really, uh, the kind of guy
who could pull off a tattoo, you know?Copy !req
395. - Like earrings, ball caps, tattoos.
- You could pull it off.Copy !req
396. - None of that.
- You could pull off some tats—Copy !req
397. Like, just some sleeves.Copy !req
398. Oh, some sleeves over here.Copy !req
399. Or, like, just, like,
"fuck" across your throat.Copy !req
400. - Oh. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
401. Maybe, I'll, uh...Copy !req
402. I could get one of those,
like, teardrop tattoosCopy !req
403. for every person I've killed.Copy !req
404. - That'd be good.
- And I've killed a lot.Copy !req
405. So, I'd have, like,
12 teardrops on my cheek.Copy !req
406. Or, like, a little swastika
or something on your...Copy !req
407. - Maybe. What?
- Oh!Copy !req
408. - What?
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
409. Why?
Do you think I'm Jewish?Copy !req
410. Every— That's okay,
everybody thinks I'm Jewish.Copy !req
411. I'm not, so I don't care.Copy !req
412. - No way.
- Yeah.Copy !req
413. I mean, I do care.Copy !req
414. I'm a non-Jewish person
who cares about swastikas.Copy !req
415. Why don't I go grab a drinkCopy !req
416. and think up some cooler tattoo ideas?Copy !req
417. - Some non-swastika tattoos.Copy !req
418. Yeah, that'd be good.Copy !req
419. - And come find you.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
420. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
421. - I'll see you in a bit.
- Okay.Copy !req
422. Good. See you around.Copy !req
423. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
424. Is this cool? Sorry.Copy !req
425. You play?Copy !req
426. - Uh, not well. No.
- Me, neither.Copy !req
427. Actually, I'm pretty good.Copy !req
428. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
429. Where's my fucking amp?Copy !req
430. I mean, at Jeffrey
and my record label alone...Copy !req
431. I mean, we've had, like,
what, four bossesCopy !req
432. - in the past five years?
- Yeah.Copy !req
433. Four? That must be so confusing.
How do you guys keep track of them?Copy !req
434. Um...
This is bullshit.Copy !req
435. - Why are we talking about this?
- No, it's not.Copy !req
436. It think it's kind of fascinatingCopy !req
437. - from a sociological standpoint.
Really?Copy !req
438. Yeah, okay. What do you do?Copy !req
439. I work in, uh,
focus group research.Copy !req
440. - I moderate focus groups.
That's awesome.Copy !req
441. Oh, for, like, movies or...Copy !req
442. Yeah, uh, sometimes for movies,
mainly for food.Copy !req
443. Okay,
so you get, like, people to tell you,Copy !req
444. like, what chips are the crunchiest?Copy !req
445. Yes, very perceptive, Jeffrey.Copy !req
446. - Give us your spiel. Let's see this.
- Oh, okay, uh...Copy !req
447. I'd bring everyone into the room
with all the brands,Copy !req
448. but then I would
turn the labels away from youCopy !req
449. - so you're not prejudiced.
Sure.Copy !req
450. And then I'd be like,Copy !req
451. "So, okay, which tequila
tastes best?"Copy !req
452. First, try number one.Copy !req
453. Drink.Copy !req
454. - Okay.
- All right, we're doing this, I guess.Copy !req
455. Now try number two.Copy !req
456. Mmm.Copy !req
457. It's... It's one.
It's so clear.Copy !req
458. - Yeah, I'm one as well.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
459. Now let's try number three.Copy !req
460. - Cheers!
- Cheers.Copy !req
461. Um, it's one.
I have to stay loyal.Copy !req
462. No. No, it's three for me.Copy !req
463. Three? I love it.Copy !req
464. So then I'd ask you some
follow-up questionsCopy !req
465. about how three makes you feel.Copy !req
466. So, like, does, uh,Copy !req
467. three make you feel like you might do
something you might regret later on?Copy !req
468. Like, something you
wouldn't normally doCopy !req
469. in a party full of people
with just someone,Copy !req
470. - maybe, who you just met?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
471. Yeah, I think I might.Copy !req
472. I think I might
do something crazy tonight.Copy !req
473. - That's great.
Yeah.Copy !req
474. Whoo!Copy !req
475. - Sounds good.
- Thanks.Copy !req
476. I didn't even notice
you were watchin'.Copy !req
477. Uh, I'm gonna grab a smoke.
You wanna join?Copy !req
478. Uh, you know,
we're kind of grooving out here,Copy !req
479. so maybe in a couple verses?Copy !req
480. Totally. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
481. - Cool.
- What?Copy !req
482. - Cool!
- Cool.Copy !req
483. Hey, Micks?Copy !req
484. Jesus fucking Christ.
You're here?Copy !req
485. This party is like The Christmas Carol.
Every guy I've ever dated is here.Copy !req
486. That's probably
why it's so crowded.Copy !req
487. I'm kidding.Copy !req
488. What are you doing here?
Did Shaun invite you?Copy !req
489. No, she Instagrammed a picture of it,
and I saw you in the background.Copy !req
490. And, uh, I wanted to talk to you, so...Copy !req
491. Save your breath,
I'm not joining Bliss House.Copy !req
492. I'm over that nonsense, all right?
That's... that's done.Copy !req
493. That was...Copy !req
494. That was me trying to fill
this God-sized hole that I had.Copy !req
495. But then I realized it's not God.Copy !req
496. It was... It's a Mickey-sized hole.Copy !req
497. Oh, brother.Copy !req
498. How long is this fucking jam session
gonna go on?Copy !req
499. You know, I'm sober.Copy !req
500. Quit drinking. I stopped.Copy !req
501. Good for you, okay? Bye.Copy !req
502. - All right, okay, wait.
- What?Copy !req
503. What about you?Copy !req
504. - You're not sober.
- I'm in AA.Copy !req
505. You're drinking wine
straight out of the bottle right now.Copy !req
506. You know what?
I'm on my own path.Copy !req
507. You worry about your journey,
I'll worry about mine.Copy !req
508. Okay, uh... I just...Copy !req
509. - I want to make love to you sober.
- What?Copy !req
510. I love you,
and I miss you.Copy !req
511. And I'm doing this for us.
I'm doing this for you.Copy !req
512. You're doing this for me?Copy !req
513. You don't even fucking know me.Copy !req
514. You just wanna fuck me
and then go to your mom's house.Copy !req
515. You know what?
You're this...Copy !req
516. Oh, you're this cute,
pixie, little nice woman,Copy !req
517. but you know what?Copy !req
518. You're a fucking bitch.Copy !req
519. Here's an idea.
Why don't you go fuck yourself?Copy !req
520. - Hmm?
Hey, Mickey. Guess what?Copy !req
521. Atwater Carl confirms.Copy !req
522. We fucked! What are you talk—
We fucked, like, three times.Copy !req
523. - God, all right.
- You know we did, Mick.Copy !req
524. By the way,
you look super-hot.Copy !req
525. Fuck you, Carl.Copy !req
526. - What's the matter?
- Fuck you!Copy !req
527. - He's telling the truth.
- Go away!Copy !req
528. - Go away!
- What's going on here?Copy !req
529. - Are we, uh, destroying another soul?
- Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
530. - Why are you talking to this whore?
- Don't call her a whore.Copy !req
531. - I love her.
- Hey, buddy, I don't know you, okay?Copy !req
532. But I guarantee you
she's cheated on you.Copy !req
533. What's your fuckin' problem?Copy !req
534. What's my fuckin' problem?
She is my fuckin' problem.Copy !req
535. Well, you're my fucking
problem now, dude.Copy !req
536. So would you recommend this tequila,
or would you highly—Copy !req
537. Highly recommend this tequila.
Yeah.Copy !req
538. And, like, if an orgy
were to break out,Copy !req
539. would you like for that
to be a large-sized orgyCopy !req
540. or like, just like,
a nice, mid-sized orgy?Copy !req
541. Nice, mid-sized. Yeah.Copy !req
542. You're really cute
when you're drunk, you know?Copy !req
543. Obviously, I've never
seen you not drunk, but...Copy !req
544. You're pretty cute, too.Copy !req
545. I'm sorry.
What's going on?Copy !req
546. Are you pretending to be straight?Copy !req
547. Because you weren't pretending
to be straight last night.Copy !req
548. Oh, my God.Copy !req
549. What's happening?Copy !req
550. Oh, my God.
Fuck you, Daniel.Copy !req
551. You know,
sexuality's a spectrum, okay?Copy !req
552. - And we're not a couple. So...
- And you're here.Copy !req
553. I'm outta here.
Fuck you, man.Copy !req
554. - Where's he going?
Fuck.Copy !req
555. Sorry.Copy !req
556. I don't mind that he has sex with boys.Copy !req
557. Mmm, I don't mind, either.Copy !req
558. Fuck you.Copy !req
559. - I'm trying to fucking help you.
- Dude!Copy !req
560. Dude, stop it!
- Fucking help me.Copy !req
561. You guys are acting like idiots.Copy !req
562. - Just fucking— Just admit it, Mickey.
- Okay, fine!Copy !req
563. I fucked around on you.
But guess what?Copy !req
564. There are bigger deals
than cheating on your boyfriendCopy !req
565. - when you're 28 years old!
- You know what troubles me?Copy !req
566. Is that you swore on a baby's life
that you were telling the truth.Copy !req
567. I told you she's a fucking whore!Copy !req
568. I told you not to call her that!Copy !req
569. Fine, punch each other.
I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
570. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
571. It's like his thumb
went right in my eye.Copy !req
572. I didn't think
that was gonna happen.Copy !req
573. If anything, I thought you were
gonna beat the shit out of him.Copy !req
574. And thank you for defending my honor.Copy !req
575. I am the one that called you a whore!Copy !req
576. You know what?
Fuck you, and fuck you, too.Copy !req
577. I can't believe I fucked
either one of you.Copy !req
578. God.Copy !req
579. Boo!Copy !req
580. Not again.
- You suck.Copy !req
581. Boo!Copy !req
582. Mickey, maybe we should head home now.Copy !req
583. No. This— We need to be fuckin'
wild and free, right, guys?Copy !req
584. Don't you remember?Copy !req
585. The night... the night that
fuckin' Elliott Smith died,Copy !req
586. Shaun and I did crack
and then we went and we bangedCopy !req
587. on everybody's doors
and told them about it.Copy !req
588. That was a fuckin' night.Copy !req
589. Come on! What the fuck?
You're sitting on the floor.Copy !req
590. Let's go in there in the pool.
Let's go fucking christen the pool.Copy !req
591. Let's do it! Fuck!Copy !req
592. Christen the pool!Copy !req
593. Come on!
Alexis, get in the pool.Copy !req
594. I can't.
I have my phone on me.Copy !req
595. - Get in the fuckin' pool.
- Hey, not a great idea.Copy !req
596. It's cold out
and the pool's not heated yet.Copy !req
597. What? Who cares?Copy !req
598. We once pissed in your mouth
in Palm SpringsCopy !req
599. because Shaun and I dared you.Copy !req
600. Can you please stop
bringing that up?Copy !req
601. By this time of night,
we'd all be hookin' up with each other.Copy !req
602. The least we can do
is get in the pool.Copy !req
603. Like, come on.
Let's make shit happen.Copy !req
604. Fuck the police!Copy !req
605. Yes! Dude, it is on!Copy !req
606. Shaun, get your tits out.Copy !req
607. Please don't.Copy !req
608. Whoo!Copy !req
609. Whoa!Copy !req
610. We're not dead yet, fuckers!Copy !req
611. - Shit.Copy !req
612. - I can't... breathe!
- It's okay.Copy !req
613. - It's okay.Copy !req
614. - It's all right.Copy !req
615. - It's... like...
- It's all right.Copy !req
616. It's like somebody
body-slammed my stomach.Copy !req
617. Oh, my God.
- It's okay.Copy !req
618. Okay.Copy !req
619. It's getting better.Copy !req
620. Yeah, see?
Everything's okay.Copy !req
621. I just...
I just wanted to have fun.Copy !req
622. Aw. And you did have fun.Copy !req
623. You just got, um, you know...Copy !req
624. - super injured.Copy !req
625. Are you all right?Copy !req
626. You really smashed into the water.Copy !req
627. - Yeah. Aw.
- I'll take care of you.Copy !req
628. - Hi, Gus.
- Hey, Bertie.Copy !req
629. You guys are like my parents,
but... nicer.Copy !req
630. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
631. You are the nicest, sweetest,
most caring people I know.Copy !req
632. You guys should go on a date.Copy !req
633. You would make
such a good couple.Copy !req
634. Mmm...
Uh...Copy !req