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Here we go, take it back.
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Great! Yeah.
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- It's good.
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- Dude, listen to that, man.
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God forbid.
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Grandpa.
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Grandpa.
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I'm sorry!
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Fuck!
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- It does happen.
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Apple, natural energy,
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- Just the right times.
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- You're welcome, man.
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I can't get it all.
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I feel like I'm losing it.
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You're the girl who cried crazy.
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I wanna smoke. I just...
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- Fuck.
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I'm gonna...
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I don't...
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- Quarry.
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I don't think this is gonna work.
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I don't know if you've seen...
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Have you seen it?
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- Running, you ass!
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Nothing grabs people's attention
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Oh!
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- You know, The Sopranos
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That's, like, big. Or like, set a...
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- ... building on fire or whatever.
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Don't worry about that.
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- Gus,
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- You're getting upset.
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Can I just...
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Gus, dude.
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- Let me look.
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- Just let me look!
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And she didn't write it,
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Okay, uh, Gus.
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As a tutor, your last day is Friday.
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- It's not an "it." It's a boy.
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It's been, like, a day or two, or...
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- I know what you do.
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You kill cats.
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- You should be happy.
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- Hey, you wouldn't understand, all right?
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- Yeah, I would. Just tell me.
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368. I stood up for myself
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369. and Susan Cheryl,
who's a fucking hack
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370. and a fucking asshole,
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371. Okay? So that's what happened to me.
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372. She has a lot of insecurities.
When she gets triggered, she lashes out.
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373. She'll change her mind, I promise.
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374. Oh, my God. No, she won't, Arya.
She's not gonna change her mind.
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375. Yes, she will.
We're a family.
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376. Arya, I don't know how to say this,
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377. This, everything here, is a business.
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378. So as soon as the ratings go down,
or the show gets canceled,
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379. everybody's goin'
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380. Nobody's staying together.
Nobody's emailing or texting, okay?
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381. Nobody's friends here.
Nobody loves each other here, okay?
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382. - So you're just leaving?
- Friday's my last day, Arya.
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383. We'll still be friends, right?
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384. You know, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
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385. - Why not?
- Because you're 12 years old, Arya,
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386. and I'm 31 years old.
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387. A grown adult man doesn't just,
you know,
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388. go out, hangin' with a young,
pre-pubescent girl, okay?
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389. I'm not Woody Allen, all right?
I don't hang out with people
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390. who are one-sixteenth my age, okay?
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391. I'm not your teacher anymore,
so I can't be your friend.
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392. Ooh, excuse me.
One sec, guys.
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393. Dead man walkin'.
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394. When he gets in there, say,
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395. Come on, let's go, people.
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396. Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a live flame coming.
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397. That means I need everyone to stay three,
three feet away from the pentagram.
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398. Thank you.
Let's go ahead and cue the flame, please.
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399. All right, rolling rolling.
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400. - Settle.
- Let's settle, people.
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401. And... action!
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402. Fear not the dead, dear cousin.
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403. They bring us secrets
from the world beyond.
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404. Why the fuck
isn't she saying anything?
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405. The line is, "But are you sure
we have the power to control them?"
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406. I know the goddamn line.
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407. Yeah, cut, cut.
The timing's off anyway. Jesus.
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408. - I need to speak with you.
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409. Gus, too. Now.
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410. Uh...
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411. - You're in huge trouble.
- I'm already fired.
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412. Copy that, standing by.
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413. I'm not working until you re-hire Gus.
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414. I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
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415. He's my tutor!
He's responsible for my education.
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416. He's been acting out and misbehaving
in ways that we cannot allow.
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417. Well, that's because
you made him a writer.
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418. Why did you do that?
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419. Every time he makes a comment
on the show, it's completely wrong!
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420. He just doesn't understand
the campy quality of the show.
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421. I agree, Arya. But it's not
your decision, okay? It's done.
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422. If he's not here on Monday,
I'm not going into makeup.
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423. Yes, you are
because you are under contract.
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424. I'm 12.
My contract means shit.
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425. It actually does mean shit, okay?
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426. Because if you quit here,
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427. you won't be able to work
anywhere else for two years.
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428. I don't wanna work here.
I don't wanna work anywhere.
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429. I just wanna raise show dogs.
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430. Copy that.
Susan, we are fighting the clock big time.
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431. Fine. Fine. Okay? Gus can stay on.
Okay? Are you happy?
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432. Thank you.
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433. Fuckin' Gus, man.
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434. Way to get a child
to fight your battles for you.
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435. - Hey, I didn't ask her—
- You're a cunt, man.
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436. I'm a cunt?
I— I didn't ask her to do this.
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437. Shut the fuck up, guys.
Let's go.
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438. And settle.
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439. And...
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440. action!
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441. "Our fantasies or the objects
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442. often render us immobile."
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443. Boy, don't I know that.
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444. So, okay, my bottom.
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445. I guess it was when my boss
put his hand on my thigh,
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446. which I interpreted as,
"Let's get married."
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447. My qualifier is my cousin.
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448. We always had this little flirty thing
since we were kids, but, you know,
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449. we'd never act on it... until we did.
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450. We had sex
the night before his wedding.
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451. And he's not, like, my fifth cousin.
He's my first cousin.
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452. I know that's fucked up. Sorry.
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453. - Hi. Waverly, love and sex addict.
Hi, Waverly.
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454. I was fat and ugly in high school.
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455. I'm not being hard on myself, trust me.
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456. I wore sweatpants every day
because that is all I could fit into.
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457. I knew I wanted a divorce
three years before I asked her for one.
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458. What can I say?
I was scared.
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459. I... don't wanna die alone.
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460. All I wanted my whole life
was to find a man who would love me,
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461. because I thought
that was gonna make me happy.
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462. Because at the end of the day,
I was still that 12-year-old girl
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463. who felt like she was gonna die
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464. because she really wanted a boyfriend
and couldn't get one.
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465. Anyway...
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466. tonight I am celebrating
one year as a single woman.
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467. Great.
Thank you.
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468. Which is something
I never thought I could do,
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469. nor did I want to.
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470. I spent my whole life trying to avoid
being alone because I was terrified.
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471. But after this experience,
it's like, this rules.
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472. Not only did I not die from loneliness
like I thought I would,
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473. I never even really felt alone,
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474. probably because you guys
were forcing me to hang out with you.
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475. I mean, at least you got
your tutoring job back. That's good.
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476. Yeah, it's just, like, you know,
in the most emasculating way possible.
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477. Having a child save your job,
you know?
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478. - It's a little rough.
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479. I don't know, just, like...
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480. I don't know
how much longer I can do this.
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481. Like, I got to go on set now
and, like, face those writers
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482. after I ate shit in front of them.
It's fucking humiliating.
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483. Okay, okay, listen,
you gotta turn this around, okay?
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484. It is not that bad.
We are young, we are sexy, we are healthy.
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485. And we're not in, like, fucking Pakistan,
starving to death, you know?
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486. - I try to—
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487. - All right.
- Ooh! It's Susan Cheryl.
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488. - Hold on. Give me a second.
- Oh, okay.
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489. Hi, Susan.
Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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490. Yeah, I got time.
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491. Oh, my God.
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492. Did I... Did I do something?
Was it me?
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493. Oh, okay.
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494. No, no, it was an honor
working with you, too. I really...
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495. Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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496. I... I'm sure we will cross paths again.
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497. Okay.
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498. They just killed me off the show.
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499. - What? They did?
- Yeah, they did.
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500. - Oh, God, I'm sorry.
- Bummer.
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501. It's okay.
It's just kind of, like, bad timing,
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502. 'cause I... I just signed a lease
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503. for, like, a year
at this really nice apartment,
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504. and, yeah, I turned down this role
in a Liam Neeson movie
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505. because it conflicted
with the Witchita schedules.
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506. Oh, fuck.
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507. I'm gonna get it back.
I'm gonna get it back.
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508. - It's just, um, you know, I gotta...
- Okay.
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509. talk to all my agents
and all that stuff.
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510. - It's, like, a lot of... Ugh.
- Right. Yeah, yeah.
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511. Yeah. I was just really, like,
counting on that income right now.
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512. - I bet. Ugh, Jesus, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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513. I just want you to know,
in the interest of, like,
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514. full disclosure or whatever,
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515. you know, I was in the room
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516. but I didn't, like...
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517. I wasn't the one who originally...
pitched killing you off or anything.
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518. It's okay, I know that
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519. in what happens with the script, okay?
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520. Oh. Really, like, no say?
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521. I dunno. I'm still getting like,
"story by" and stuff, so... Jesus.
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522. It's not like we're married.
I don't need you, like,
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523. in the room, defending my honor
and protecting my character, okay?
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524. Yeah, I know,
and I don't think we're married.
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525. I never said that we were married.
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526. I'm not saying that's what you said,
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527. - but that's good that you know that...
- Okay.
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528. because this is just
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529. You're aware of that, right?
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530. - Yeah. I mean, I guess I was, always.
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531. Like, clearly this was never about...
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532. two people who actually
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533. Right. Mmm-hmm.
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534. I think that was always
obvious to us both—
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535. And I mean, since I'm not
gonna be on the set
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536. past this fucking week,
then I think that maybe we should just,
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537. - you know...
- Yeah.
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538. - Call it like it is. Right?
- Call it quits. Yeah.
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539. - I get it.
- Okay.
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540. - I feel good about that.
- Me, too.
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541. That seems to be the...
All right, well,
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542. - I'm gonna go then, because...
- Okay.
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543. I'm not trying
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544. This is gonna be super
fucking awkward dinner...
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545. - Yeah.
- ... and I don't wanna have to, like,
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546. - deal with it, yeah.
- No, you know what?
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547. I don't wanna stay here.
I'm not staying here.
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548. Well, you... We can't both...
Okay, you go first.
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549. - Thank you.
- All right.
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550. Ah, I guess...
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551. Good luck? Bye?
I don't know, okay.
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552. It's "break a leg."
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553. A leg.
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554. Break a leg?
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555. Look who came back.
It's a miracle.
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556. Aw! Grandpa!
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557. Welcome home,
my precious baby doll.
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558. - I can't believe he's all right.
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559. Grampsy, we love you, little boy.
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560. - Aw!
- Do you wanna...
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561. No, I'm just gonna
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562. Nothing. Shit.
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563. Having a party?
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564. No, this is all for me.
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565. - Ah.
- Yeah...
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566. I had a shitty day today, so...
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567. - Comfort food.
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Yup.
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568. Just gonna go home
and go into a food coma, you know?
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569. - Oh, isn't that the best?
- I mean, girls do it all the time, right?
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570. Right.
Why can't we?
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571. Exactly, yeah.
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572. Hey, Gus.
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573. I saw your Instagram
and I figured you might come here, so I...
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574. I'm, um... I just wanted to say—
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575. - Jesus, Mickey, come on...
- Just, I just want to apologize to you
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576. 'cause I know I fucked
everything up and I'm really sorry
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577. and I haven't been honest with you.
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578. There's a lot of stuff
that I didn't tell you about myself, um...
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579. I'm an addict.
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580. I'm, uh... I'm a drug addict
and I'm an alcoholic
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581. and I'm a sex and love addict and I...
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582. I think I need to just be by myself
for maybe, like, a year
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583. and try and figure this shit out,
but I wanted to say that I'm sorry to you
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584. because you were a great guy
and I really had such a good time with you
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585. and maybe in a year,
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586. if you're willing,
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