Louie 4x9

Directed by Louis C.K.

Mother nature takes control of Louie's life.

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1. Ten people died in the Bronx last night due to a fire

2. that killed ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire.

3. Fire officials say all ten people died due to the fire

4. which was too hot for their bodies.

5. So you banged the old broad downstairs?

6. No.

7. It was her niece?

8. You banged a little kid?

9. No.

10. No, it's a grown woman.

11. We've been dating, we had sex for the first time.

12. What— why is she crying?

13. Well, she was— I don't know, she doesn't speak English.

14. So let's look at the future of Hurricane Jasmine Forsythe.

15. Weather guy, what's the status now?

16. We should expect to see the peak of the storm

17. here in New York tonight or tomorrow,

18. and it should be pretty catastrophic.

19. Well, how do you feel about this broad anyway?

20. A lot.

21. Yeah?

22. I don't know, I thought everything

23. would be okay once we, uh, you know...

24. got serious.

25. Well, having sex for the first time doesn't make it serious.

26. That was true in 1958.

27. I mean...

28. Broads are like us now, pigs.

29. I mean... you know?

30. Hey!

31. Amia!

32. Hey, where you going?

33. Amia!

34. Amia!

35. Amia!

36. Amia!

37. Hey...

38. I'm...

39. I'm sorry.

40. I'm...

41. I'm sorry, um...

42. I don't know, I don't know why I'm sorry.

43. I'm not, I guess, I guess, um...

44. Maybe you feel like ashamed of—

45. Um...

46. I, you know—

47. I don't, I...

48. Maybe we're in two different rooms or something,

49. but I thought that something, I—

50. Um...

51. I would pay a million dollars

52. to know what you're saying right now, a million dollars.

53. I— I don't know what you're saying.

54. And you don't know what I—

55. You don't know what... this is.

56. I don't know what that is.

57. Come on, come on, let's go, let's go.

58. Let's go. No.

59. Come with me. No, no.

60. Come with me, come with me, come on, come on.

61. I'm serious, come with me.

62. Come with me, come on, come on.

63. I need you to talk to translate because I,

64. I can't communicate with her all of a sudden.

65. She won't talk to me.

66. She says she won't talk about this with me here.

67. Well, yeah, that's because she's Catholic

68. and she's ashamed that we had sex and—

69. Whoo!

70. Sex and —

71. Hey!

72. We have to talk about it!

73. I'm in love with— tell her I'm in love with her!

74. I'm in love with you!

75. I'm in love with you.

76. What am I supposed to do about it?

77. Jesus.

78. We are seeing record storm surges.

79. Flooding is rampant in Lower Manhattan.

80. At this point, all of Manhattan below 23rd Street

81. is without electricity, traffic lights or running water.

82. The Mayor has issued a mandatory evacuation order

83. for all homes south of 23rd Street by midnight tonight

84. before the expected landfall...

85. Are you okay?

86. My ex-wife and my kids are downtown.

87. Now, as you can see in this map, everybody in this part

88. of Western Brooklyn is already dead.

89. Everybody in this part of Brooklyn

90. will be dead by 4:00 tomorrow.

91. Janet, Janet, it's Louie.

92. Are you still in downtown?

93. Yes, we're down town we're at the apartment.

94. I know, honey, I know, honey, I'm gonna fix it— hello?

95. Listen to me, the Mayor is evacuating the city.

96. You have to get out of there.

97. We can't get out of here, Louie, the lights just went off

98. and the, and the window just broke.

99. Well, get back to your room right now.

100. Get back to your— calm down here!

101. I'm coming down— Janet, I'm coming down there.

102. Janet, I'm coming down there.

103. What?

104. Mommy!

105. Go to your room!

106. I gotta to, I gotta go, I gotta get my kids.

107. Bye, I gotta go, bye.

108. Welcome to Hertz, can I help you?

109. Hey, Janet, this is Louie, if—

110. Jesus! Jesus Christ!

111. What the hell?

112. Hey, I'm looking for a dog.

113. What?

114. I'm looking for a dog!

115. You lost your dog?

116. I don't have a dog, man, I'm looking for a dog.

117. What are you talking about?

118. What?

119. What? I, I can't hear you 'cause of a hurricane!

120. Get out of here!

121. Who is it?

122. Janet, it's Louie!

123. Hold on. It's Louie!

124. Daddy! Daddy!

125. Thank God, you're here.

126. Daddy. Hi, hi.

127. Listen, where's, where's Patrick?

128. He's not... here, and then the window broke. Okay.

129. And then I didn't know what we were gonna do and—

130. It's all right, I got a car. I didn't know what we were gonna do!

131. It's okay, I got a car and we're gonna—

132. - I put them in here and I didn't know what we were gonna do. - Janet, it's okay.

133. I didn't know what we were gonna do! It's okay.

134. I didn't know what we were gonna do.

135. It's okay, it's okay.

136. It's okay, come here, it's all right.

137. All right.

138. It's all right, it's okay.

139. It's okay.

140. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

141. Okay, look, look, look, listen to me. Okay.

142. We got a car and we're going uptown.

143. We're gonna get out of here, okay?

144. Okay. Is it safe to leave?

145. It's safer than staying here, right?

146. Okay. We don't wanna stay here, right?

147. Okay.

148. So look, everybody's uptown.

149. We'll try if we can get uptown. Daddy?

150. Shut up! Shh, shh, shh.

151. So we're gonna go up—

152. Daddy? Shut up!

153. I thought we were gonna die but we didn't.

154. That's good, right, so, let's— let's just go, go, everybody.

155. Get your coats, go, go get your stuff!

156. We're going now, we're going now,

157. everything's okay but we gotta go right now.

158. All right, all right.

159. Stay on the top steps, Stay on the top steps.

160. Oh!

161. Okay, get in, get in.

162. Stay right there!

163. Okay, come here.

164. Okay, okay.

165. Okay, here we go, ready?

166. Yeah.

167. Okay.

168. Get in.

169. All right, okay.

170. Okay.

171. Come on, you gotta do it.

172. Okay, I got you, I got you.

173. Okay.

174. I got you.

175. Okay.

176. Put your seat belts on.

177. Alright okay, seat belts seat belts.

178. Is this Hungarian?

179. Yes, Hungarian.

180. Hungarian restaurant.

181. Wow.

182. Thank you.

183. It's nice, it's nice in here.

184. Hello, welcome.

185. Uh, moment, moment.

186. What are you doing, what are you doing?

187. What's going on?

188. Am I gonna get a cake?

189. "Dear Louie.

190. "I write this to you at night... alone.

191. "I will find someone I hope

192. "who can tell you what it says.

193. "I have so many feelings

194. "that I have not be able to say.

195. "I have... bottle them for you.

196. "I hope to some day give them to you.

197. "It has been beautiful and unexpected adventure in my life

198. "to know you and to feel what is between us.

199. "It's almost, and someday maybe, could be love.

200. "When I came here, I never thought that I would stay.

201. "This is not my world.

202. "I have a world with my son, my family.

203. "I have friends and even people who are not anything

204. to do to me who I miss every day.

205. "I do not share this missing with you or anyone.

206. "It's mine.

207. And yet, I have been so grateful that we had..."

208. Uh, um...

209. Um... it's like, um, peaceful happiness?

210. Yes, a peaceful happiness.

211. "But let's really say the truth.

212. "We're over 40, we have children.

213. "I'm mother.

214. "My son have a father.

215. "Though he is not as father as you like.

216. "I cannot take my son from him.

217. "Louie, you are

218. "kind and so fun.

219. "I love our time together.

220. "But we just have now,

221. "and then we don't have the rest of now.

222. "Eternity beginning tomorrow.

223. "I always remember you.

224. I will miss you, I ..."

225. I...

226. It's okay, it's okay.

227. I, um...

228. I wish I had one.

229. I don't have— I don't...

230. I feel the same.

231. I feel the same.

232. Um-hmm, um-hmm.

233. I'm gonna be so— I'm gonna be so sad when you go.

234. When you— when you go.

235. I'm gonna— I'm already— I'm gonna miss you.

236. I'm gonna miss you so much.

237. But I wouldn't trade it.

238. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

239. Except maybe a situation where I knew what you were saying

240. and I, and I can talk to you and we'd live in the same place.

241. I'm so happy, you know, uh...

242. Um...