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bigger towels than that, dude.
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or the "L" keys to work.
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trying to spell July?
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for God's sake?
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- Just give it to me.
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- I got it.
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Blackberries.
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- Stop it.
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- Get outta here.
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for God's sake.
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- Get off of me!
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to make it work,
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not two people
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on the other hand,
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in Barcelona.
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in time for school next year.
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of free time.
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a new one of you?
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Am I in trouble?
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from far away,
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to pursue a...
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No, you're not.
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be with you, Louie.
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what you've got
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you're talking to.
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good to see you.
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going on now.
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That's what's going on with me.
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very official and clear.
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I gotta go.
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with like the President
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I gotta go.
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I'm very happy for you.
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you gotta get out of the way.
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relationship now.
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Hi, is Amia here?
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- Yeah, and you?
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question for you.
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- Ivanka.
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and, uh, tell her
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to dinner with her tonight.
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to know that she is
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going back, and—
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very much to be with you.
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it's okay.
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- Then don't go.
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Just tell her I said stay.
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Come on, just stay.
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I mean I really—
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know you.
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that I spend with you,
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Why go?
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I got.I-I got it.
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a good time with you.
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thank you, thanks.
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cleaning... the piano.
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that you didn't really hear
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she wanted to say to you.
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for one month to help me
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to live there, you know,
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be here for one month,
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to see you again,
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wanted me to tell you
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you know,
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Everything is said, you know?
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to see you again
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that she will be leaving.
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to see her again,
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Thank you.
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two daughters, okay?
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- Tell her that.
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Thank you.
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I ripped your skirt off.
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I can't hurt someone else.
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a plan for Jane.
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we're kinda, um—
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I'm gonna go down the hall.
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and devote a few minutes
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constructively about Jane.
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Hey, hi.
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This is my daughter, Jane.
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Hi.
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Szervusz.
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I didn't know...
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- Szervusz.
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good at violin, you see.
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your education and develop.
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but later in life—
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mad at you, Jane.
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It's my job to help you be,
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that can live in the world
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fourth favorite thing.
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riding elephants.
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remembering being with you.
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See you later.
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- Yes, yes.
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my back was hurting,
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anything to do with that.
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dating this girl.
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I was dating this woman,
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It's kinda confusing.
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I'm hearing about this.
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so I guess I—
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to advise you about what?
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dating this woman.
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I should keep dating her
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the country.
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to stay with her.
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and more, so it's— You know?
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thousands of things
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the human body,
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that you could never dream up.
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your bones dissolve,
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just a sack of organs.
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with no eyes, with no face.
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that eat half of your brain.
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and suffering.
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you date this girl
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and go down it, or don't.
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a way to decide
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make me happier.
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- Doesn't have one.
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it has plenty of legs.
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chewed the other one off.
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perfectly happy.
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to see what comes next.
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happier than a three-legged dog?
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