Louie 4x6

Directed by Louis C.K.

Someone from Louie's past pops up again.

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1. Shit.

2. Oh, God.

3. Jesus Christ, man.

4. I'm sorry, I used your shower.

5. Well, we got— We have bigger towels than that, dude.

6. Sorry.

7. What's wrong?

8. Just keyboard's broken,

9. and I can't get the "J" or the "L" keys to work.

10. What, are you trying to spell July?

11. Why don't you get an iPhone, for God's sake?

12. I don't want one.

13. Let me see, I can fix those.

14. I got it. Just give it to me.

15. I can fix it.

16. I know how to fix these— I got it.

17. Lou, I can fix these Blackberries.

18. I got it.

19. Just give me the phone. Stop it.

20. You're being a dummy.

21. Just give me the— Get outta here.

22. Give me the phone for God's sake.

23. I can fix it! Get off of me!

24. Seriously.

25. Sorry.

26. Jesus...

27. Hi, stupid asshole.

28. Look at your face.

29. Aww.

30. Hey.

31. So, Europe was a bust.

32. Sur's dad looked like he was trying

33. for about two months there.

34. I pretended like I wanted to make it work,

35. but the truth comes out, man.

36. You know, we're just not two people

37. who are meant to be together.

38. Sur and his dad, on the other hand,

39. very happy,

40. and he's good with him,

41. so I left them both in Barcelona.

42. I'll get him back in time for school next year.

43. So... got lots of free time.

44. I'm here.

45. I'm down to hang.

46. Hello? Hello?

47. Are there any people in there?

48. Did a plant make a new one of you?

49. What's wrong? Am I in trouble?

50. Are you gonna screech at me now?

51. Look, I thought about you...

52. a lot.

53. You got under my skin from far away,

54. and I mean—

55. If you want to try to pursue a...

56. guy-girl,

57. kissing-type-of-thing...

58. I'm willing to go down that road with you,

59. if you're interested.

60. I'm with somebody now.

61. What? No, you're not.

62. No one wants to be with you, Louie.

63. Stop lying.

64. Oh, my God.

65. Look at your face.

66. Wait, hold on.

67. Oh, my God.

68. Look, I don't know what you've got

69. going on with who,

70. but this is me you're talking to.

71. Look, it's really good to see you.

72. It really is, you know?

73. But I got something going on now.

74. That's what's— That's what's going on with me.

75. Oh, hmm.

76. All right, then.

77. Well, that's all very official and clear.

78. That's what's going on with you.

79. Mm, very good. Very good, sir.

80. Yeah, I gotta— I gotta go.

81. You gotta go.

82. You got a big relationship with like the President

83. or something, yeah.

84. I'll see you later.

85. Hey, what are you doing?

86. You're not leaving? Are you serious?

87. Yeah, I gotta— I gotta go.

88. Louie... Louie.

89. Okay, well, um, I'm very happy for you.

90. Congratulations.

91. Folks, folks, you gotta get out of the way.

92. That guy is in a big relationship now.

93. Seriously, make way.

94. Big stuff.

95. It's really big stuff.

96. Oh.

97. Hello.

98. Hi. Hi, is Amia here?

99. Yes, come in.

100. Oh, thank you.

101. How're you doing?

102. I am good.

103. You all right? Yeah, and you?

104. Good, good.

105. Hey, I got a great question for you.

106. What is that?

107. What is your name?

108. Ivanka. Ivanka.

109. Okay, Ivanka.

110. She's in here.

111. Amia?

112. Hi.

113. Hey, hey, uh, just one second.

114. Can you do me a favor and, uh, tell her

115. I'd like to go to dinner with her tonight.

116. Can you ask her?

117. Why don't you tell her?

118. Oh, come on, come on, man.

119. Ah.

120. She, um, she wants you to know that she is

121. going back to Hungary.

122. She is not staying here.

123. She lives there in Hungary.

124. She has a son.

125. And, uh, she's going back, and—

126. Oh, oh, and she liked very much to be with you.

127. Can you tell her don't go?

128. Please tell her don't go.

129. Oh, but you see—

130. I know, I get it, I get it.

131. I-I— she's got a kid.

132. Everybody's got a kid, it's okay.

133. I mean, is she married?

134. Is she married?

135. No. Then don't go.

136. Please tell— Just tell her I said stay.

137. Tell her I said stay.

138. Stay, you know? Come on, just stay.

139. Ma— what? Marad, marad.

140. Stay, stay here.

141. Marad.

142. Marad, marad, marad, marad.

143. Marad, stay.

144. I'm not— I mean I really—

145. Look, just— I-I don't know you.

146. I wanna know you.

147. It's only been one day that I spend with you,

148. but don't go all of a sudden.

149. I know this is a good idea.

150. This looks crazy, right?

151. This is stupid?

152. But this is a good idea.

153. I know this is, please don't go.

154. Please don't go.

155. No, come down—

156. Don't go. Why go?

157. Okay?

158. She wants you to know—

159. No, no, I got it, I got it.

160. No, but—

161. No, no, I got— I-I got it.

162. I got it, thanks.

163. That was nice.

164. I just— I...

165. Uh, I really had a good time with you.

166. Thank you.

167. And it's nice to have met you.

168. Um... I'll see you, thank you, thanks.

169. Oh.

170. Hi.

171. Uh, hi.

172. Sorry, I was, uh, cleaning... the piano.

173. Amia wanted me to tell you that you didn't really hear

174. or understand what it is that she wanted to say to you.

175. Okay.

176. You see, she, um, is here for one month to help me

177. to move back to Hungary to live there, you know,

178. because it's time for me to go home.

179. And, um, so she will be here for one month,

180. and she very much would like to see you again,

181. but she just wanted me to tell you

182. that she's leaving so that, you know,

183. everything is— Everything is said, you know?

184. So, she would like to see you again

185. if that is okay with you that she will be leaving.

186. Okay.

187. Well, tell her thank you.

188. Uh, I'd very much like to see her again,

189. and could you please tell her

190. that I'd love to take her to dinner tomorrow.

191. You tell her.

192. Okay, okay.

193. Tomorrow, uh, seven.

194. Din— you and me, dinner.

195. Okay?

196. Okay.

197. Thank you for— Thank you. Thank you.

198. Oh, can you tell her—

199. Just let her know I have two daughters, okay?

200. Girls, eight and thirteen.

201. I will tell her. Tell her that.

202. Okay. Thank you.

203. I'm sorry that I ripped your skirt off.

204. And I was behaving badly.

205. I know even when I'm upset, I can't hurt someone else.

206. I'm very sorry.

207. Okay.

208. Thank you, Jane.

209. Thank you, Marcy.

210. Jane, can you wait outside while I speak to your parents?

211. Okay.

212. So, what's the plan?

213. What's the plan?

214. Yes.

215. It's time to make a plan for Jane.

216. Do you have one?

217. Um...

218. We're— we're kinda, um—

219. Okay.

220. Clearly, you two are not communicating,

221. which is a problem.

222. You need to communicate.

223. Tell you what— I'm gonna go down the hall.

224. Why don't you two sit here and devote a few minutes

225. to talking constructively about Jane.

226. Okay?

227. Hey. Hey, hi.

228. Hi.

229. Hey, this is, uh— This is my daughter, Jane.

230. Jane, Jane?

231. Yeah. Hi.

232. This is Amia, she's my friend.

233. Uh, doesn't speak English.

234. She's Hungarian.

235. Oh. Szervusz.

236. Szervusz!

237. What's that?

238. It's "hello" in Hungarian.

239. Minute.

240. Ah.

241. Oh.

242. I didn't know— I didn't know...

243. Hey!

244. Okay.

245. Szervusz. Szervusz.

246. Let's go, come on.

247. You got homework.

248. I don't wanna do homework.

249. I know you don't, come on.

250. Listen, can I just do the violin?

251. No, 'cause you're already good at violin, you see.

252. So you need to balance your education and develop.

253. Come on, that's boring stuff.

254. Yeah, it's boring, but later in life—

255. It's pretty good.

256. Yeah?

257. All right, see you later, dude.

258. Have a great day, all right?

259. Daddy?

260. Yeah?

261. Is everybody mad at me?

262. Nope.

263. I mean I worry about you.

264. But I never really get mad at you, Jane.

265. I just— I— It's my job to help you be,

266. you know, a person that can live in the world

267. and be easy to be around.

268. That's all.

269. Well, am I easy to be around?

270. Yeah, you really are.

271. I love being with you.

272. It's like my fourth favorite thing.

273. What are the first three?

274. Uh, okay, number three, riding elephants.

275. Love it.

276. Number two, collecting hydrogen.

277. Cool. Stars are made out of it.

278. Yeah, my hydrogen collection is awesome. Yes.

279. And number one would have to be remembering being with you.

280. That's my favorite.

281. Bye, daddy. See you later.

282. Take it easy.

283. Have a good one.

284. Bye.

285. Bye, daddy.

286. So long, sucker.

287. (man) Easy, easy, easy, easy.

288. Take it easy, take it easy.

289. Easy.

290. Hey, Dr. Bigelow.

291. Hi. Yes, yes.

292. Hey, hi.

293. Hey, my back is much better.

294. So...

295. Better than what?

296. Oh, well, you know my back was hurting,

297. and it's better now.

298. So, thank you.

299. Oh, yeah.

300. I don't think I had anything to do with that.

301. Easy, easy, easy, boy.

302. Easy, boy.

303. Sit, sit, sit, okay, okay.

304. Yes, what?

305. Oh, nothing, just I've been dating this girl.

306. I'm— I just— I was dating this woman,

307. and she's leaving the country,

308. so I don't know if— It's kinda confusing.

309. I don't know if I should keep dating her.

310. I-I don't understand why I'm hearing about this.

311. I'm sorry, I just—

312. When I was in your office, you gave me really good advice,

313. you know, philosophically, so I guess I—

314. So you— you want me to advise you about what?

315. I've been— Okay, I've been dating this woman.

316. And I don't know if I should keep dating her

317. because she's leaving the country.

318. I'm not gonna get to stay with her.

319. And I'm liking her more and more, so it's— You know?

320. Here's what I can tell you.

321. In medical school,

322. they tell you about thousands of things

323. that can happen to the human body,

324. diseases and maladies that you could never dream up.

325. There's a thing where your bones dissolve,

326. and you become just a sack of organs.

327. People are born sometimes with no eyes, with no face.

328. They're rare,

329. but neurological diseases that eat half of your brain.

330. People are born sick,

331. and they never know a moment

332. of anything but pain and suffering.

333. So?

334. So, nobody cares whether you date this girl

335. or whether you don't.

336. Just pick a road and go down it, or don't.

337. But there's gotta be a way to decide

338. which one's gonna make me happier.

339. To predict—

340. Take a look at this dog.

341. What's his name? Doesn't have one.

342. How many legs does it have?

343. Three.

344. The answer is it has plenty of legs.

345. It had four,

346. a coyote in Poughkeepsie chewed the other one off.

347. Look at his face, perfectly happy.

348. Belly is full.

349. Just looking, waiting to see what comes next.

350. Do you know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog?

351. A four-legged dog.

352. Now, if you'll excuse me,

353. this dog would like to get some air.

354. Do it again. Ready?