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9. Yeah?
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10. Hey, it's Louie.
Yes, I know, stupid.
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me then, bye.
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be there tonight
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36. Just because I let you
kiss part of my mouth...
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40. I'm busy.
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41. Doing what?
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I just wanna go out
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60. What?
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No!
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Sorry.
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63. Thank you very much.
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Hey, you give a tip.
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66. Uhn, ew.
What—
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Look, that's art.
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Ugh.
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"Bag of Shit."
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Hm.
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These are kind of cool.
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an inert gas that—
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gets excited by high voltage.
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It's the shitter.
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83. His shit's over there, that's brilliant!
Don't put your—
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Don't point at it.
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They're dirty.
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called "Diarrhea."
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beautiful, "Diarrhea."
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Look.
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It says something there.
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Um...
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thing on this—
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107. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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says "press."
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because it says "press"?
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survived the camps.
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Dude... go ahead.
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113. Why would they make
it say "press"--
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116. Whoa.
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wait a second.
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123. Yeah.
Is there any more?
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124. I think that's the end
of the rainbow...
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No more—
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126. Oh, there's one more.
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127. Oh... Jesus.
What to do?
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130. All right, that's...
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There's...
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Yep.
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Ooh, Chinese.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hi.
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Yeah, nice see you.
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the thing I left?
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I left something here?
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143. Yeah, I remember, I remember,
I hide it very good.
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Yeah, yeah,
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yeah.
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No—
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147. Thank you, and we're gonna order
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148. to go, okay,
thank you very much.
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149. We are, go where?
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150. Just look at the menu
and pick a food.
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152. What are you doing?
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153. Oh.
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an idea about something.
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155. She's a little mysterious, hmm?
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156. It's very mysterious.
Uh-huh.
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159. Thank you, thank you.
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and they go...
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161. And then they go...
? and, and...
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162. ? Shit?
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? Mouth. ?
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If you want, if you want.
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166. Wait, Louie?
What?
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167. No, no one goes into
Central Park at night.
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Yes.
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172. ? It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine...?
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173. Like this—
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Come where?
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happening... here?
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Me too.
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horse penises on Broadway.
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lie down.
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Just—
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Just go with it.
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Please, just go with it.
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out... all the city lights
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227. Yeah.
See how they pop up?
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Look, keep looking up,
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keep looking up.
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let me look at them.
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Wow!
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hey, hey, hey!
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You know what, Louie?
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make people do things.
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and you know it, come on.
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it's just like if
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or frogs or whatever.
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then you shove me away.
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or you don't care,
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Yeah.
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- Guess what!
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It's so beautiful outside.
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a live snow globe.
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like a living snow globe.
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It's so pretty.
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So— so pretty.
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Hey.
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the morning for today?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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All right.
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- Yeah?
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- Hi.
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blech, look at him.
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373. Girls, look at him.
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be my boyfriend?
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378. Look at his body.
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and then a back.
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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