Louie 3x9

Directed by Louis C.K.

Parker Posey as Liz • Caroline Grossman as Spiteful Mean Girl #1

Louie searches for a lost love and then for his daughter.

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1. I... I actually—

2. I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping,

3. as we all should,

4. and, uh...

5. I don't know, you don't live that long.

6. It doesn't matter.

7. I mean, life isn't that long.

8. 80-some years.

9. Buy some shit, use it, it breaks.

10. Try to ( bleep ) somebody.

11. Hope your shit doesn't— shits don't hurt too bad.

12. I'm 44 now.

13. You start doing that math, and it's happy math now.

14. Like, when you're in your 20s, you're like,

15. "How long will my life seem?

16. "I hope it seems like a nice, long story

17. and I don't— I don't feel like I died too soon."

18. You get to your 40s, you're like,

19. "I'm not— I'm almost there, man.

20. All right, yeah."

21. Can I help you?

22. Yeah, y'know, I'm— I'm looking for— for Liz.

23. She— she works here.

24. Not anymore, she quit.

25. Anything else?

26. No, that's it. Okay.

27. I think that's the girl whose job I got.

28. I just started here.

29. Oh.

30. Is she, like, a friend of yours or something

31. or a girlfriend?

32. Not either, really.

33. But you liked her.

34. Uh...

35. Well, I only went out with her once

36. and we— I never got her number or anything.

37. You liked her.

38. Yeah.

39. I did, I really— I really liked her.

40. Well, you should find her.

41. I don't really know how, y'know— No.

42. You should see her.

43. I mean, you just have to find her.

44. Yeah, well, thank you, thanks a lot.

45. Do you want me to help you?

46. I mean, I can look in the files.

47. She worked here.

48. I don't know, that's— that's kind of—

49. Come on, it's romantic.

50. I mean, I wanna help a romantic thing happen.

51. I don't know, if you could do that,

52. if you had a way to— Hold on.

53. Okay.

54. Why aren't you at the counter? Nothing.

55. Okay, please get back to work.

56. Okay.

57. I almost got in trouble.

58. Oh, Jesus! No, it's okay.

59. It was fun.

60. This job is boring.

61. Anyway, sorry I couldn't get any info. It's all right.

62. Do you know her last name? No, I don't.

63. But, you know what,

64. I think maybe this just isn't meant to be.

65. No. Make it meant to be.

66. Do you know anything about her besides her name?

67. Well, I know where she lives but...

68. Oh, my God!

69. Well, go there, go to where she lives.

70. I can't stalk her at her building.

71. It doesn't have to be stalking.

72. You just go there and find things out.

73. I don't know, I'm not that kind of person.

74. It's— Well, I am.

75. I totally do things like that.

76. You do? Yeah, it's fun!

77. Do you want me to go with you?

78. I get off in 20 minutes.

79. I know I'm weird but...

80. come on, what are you gonna do otherwise?

81. Just go home and give up?

82. Meet me out front in 20 minutes.

83. Hi. Hey.

84. So where does she live?

85. Uh, this way.

86. That's it?

87. That's— Yeah, I dropped her off there

88. and we said good night.

89. That's the last time I saw her.

90. Did you kiss?

91. Was it nice? Why didn't you go in?

92. Well, it wasn't really like that.

93. I— I don't know,

94. it wasn't like any date I've been on before.

95. She changed how I feel about everything...

96. in one night.

97. And then at the end, I don't know, it just—

98. it got kind of— she just got really sad and, uh...

99. It's hard to describe.

100. What does she look like?

101. Oh, I don't— Dark hair—

102. I'm not good at describing people.

103. Maybe 32 years old.

104. Where are you going?

105. Where are you going?

106. What— ( horn honking )

107. Hi. Hi.

108. I'm looking for my friend, Liz.

109. She's in Apartment...

110. Oh, I'm so stupid.

111. Uh... Apartment 9?

112. Liz, dark hair, she's about 32.

113. I need a last name. Oh, come on.

114. You know her, right?

115. I think it's Apartment 9.

116. She has dark hair.

117. I gotta have a last name.

118. She's your friend, you don't know her name?

119. Look, I'm just trying to come and see my friend.

120. Why are you being like that?

121. It's my job. No, it's not.

122. She'll be so pissed if you didn't let me reach her.

123. Look, I never saw you before, so—

124. So what?

125. I have to find Liz!

126. Why don't you call her and tell her to come down

127. or ask her for her last name?

128. Thank you very much.

129. Jesus Christ.

130. The doorman's a total asshole.

131. Okay, well, maybe let's just—

132. Do you wanna go inside somewhere?

133. It's so cold.

134. All right, sure.

135. You're not gonna give up, are you?

136. I kind of think I have to.

137. Why?

138. I just don't think this was meant to—

139. Oh, that's bullshit.

140. I think that "it wasn't meant to be" is bullshit.

141. You're tested in life, you know?

142. Things just aren't put in front of you

143. for the taking.

144. You have to go through something

145. to get what you want.

146. You can't just drift through life

147. and hope that love is just gonna flow into you

148. like plankton into a whale's ( bleep ) mouth.

149. You have to prove yourself.

150. You have to make things happen and choose.

151. Well, there's nothing really that I can— Well, I have a cousin

152. who works for an insurance company— he can find people.

153. I can call him.

154. I'm not doing anything like that. Why?

155. It's nothing for me to call him.

156. He does it all the time. That's a person's privacy—

157. That's stupid!

158. You could totally find her.

159. You could find her!

160. What are you doing?

161. ( grunting loudly ) Shh, shh...

162. Just so you know...

163. I'm married,

164. so please don't come by the store or anything.

165. Daddy! Hey.

166. How are you? Good.

167. Where's your sister? I don't know.

168. We gotta find her so we can get out of here.

169. I'm going home with you today? Yeah.

170. Daddy, I wanna take a new kind of class.

171. What kind of— what are you talking about?

172. I don't know.

173. Just a new kind. Uh-huh.

174. Can you help me move some chairs?

175. Huh, what?

176. I've gotta get 15 chairs to the fifth floor. Oh, no, I can't.

177. I— yeah, I can't— sorry. Why not?

178. Do not give me that look, do not...

179. We need parents to get involved.

180. There's been so many budget cuts...

181. There's a...

182. Children...

183. Parents... There are nerds...

184. be part of the community...

185. You're a nerd, aren't you? ( girl ) Yeah.

186. Hey, Lilly...

187. What's the matter, are you okay?

188. What happened?

189. Honey, what happened, are you all right?

190. Are you all right?

191. Hey, listen, if you're upset about something,

192. you can talk to me and I'll— I'll listen.

193. I don't wanna say anything for you to listen to.

194. ( bell dinging ) Hey, come on, come on.

195. Let's get out here, let's get out here, let's get out here.

196. Why? This isn't home.

197. I know, let's just go, come on!

198. Hey, you want an ice cream?

199. Yay, ice cream!

200. You shouldn't buy us so many treats.

201. Mom, would be upset.

202. Hey, man, I'm just trying to cheer you up.

203. I don't wanna be cheered up.

204. Okay, everybody, do your homework.

205. I always do my homework!

206. Hey!

207. Hey!

208. Listen, I'm really sorry if something happened to you

209. at school today and upset you

210. but I know I didn't do anything to you.

211. Okay, and you're acting really crappy towards me

212. and towards your sister too, frankly.

213. I don't mind how she's being.

214. Okay!

215. Fine.

216. Thanks a lot.

217. ( Jane ) Daddy, how long are you gonna be in there?

218. As long as I have to be.

219. Daddy, I need to tell you something.

220. No, you don't. Please!

221. Hey.

222. What you doing?

223. Oh, drawing.

224. Good.

225. I'm sorry I lost my patience earlier.

226. That's fine.

227. No, it's not, but thank you.

228. Where's Lilly?

229. Oh, she left.

230. What do you mean?

231. She went out.

232. Jane, where's Lilly?

233. She left.

234. You mean she left the apartment?

235. Uh, yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you.

236. Jane...

237. Jane, Lilly can't go out by herself.

238. Jane! She left.

239. Lilly!

240. Lilly!

241. Lilly.

242. Lilly, where are you?

243. Lilly.

244. Lilly!

245. Where is she? Really, where is she?

246. Where is she, really? I'm not kidding.

247. Where is she?

248. I just said she left.

249. Lilly!

250. Lilly!

251. Lilly, Lilly!

252. Oh, shit, shit!

253. Go inside, go inside.

254. I don't wanna be alone. Go back...

255. ( man ) Keep your voice down. ( man ) Don't you walk away from me!

256. Keep your voice down! Don't walk away from me, asshole!

257. I trusted you! You lied to me! I'm sorry...

258. I gave you everything!

259. Mi amor, dame un segundo, dame un segundo—

260. How many?

261. No, don't talk in Spanish to me. My daughter's missing, my oldest daughter—

262. She's not here.

263. What have you taken from? I'm sorry, I can't now.

264. Thank you. Look at me!

265. Look at me! What?

266. Honey, go put on a jacket, go put on a jacket.

267. Okay, Daddy.

268. Lilly!

269. Lilly!

270. ( Jane ) Daddy!

271. Daddy.

272. Daddy... Daddy.

273. Daddy, what are you gonna do?

274. Daddy, what are you gonna do?

275. I don't know, I can't...

276. I can't leave the building because she could come back.

277. You gonna call Mama?

278. No. You're not?

279. Lilly! Lilly!

280. Lilly! Lilly!

281. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is— what is that?

282. Hey, hey, what is that, what are you saying?

283. Slovenian.

284. My friend Malkus in school is teaching me.

285. Well, he...

286. Lilly!

287. How old is Lilly?

288. She's ten years old.

289. She lives here with you?

290. Well, I, uh, share custody with their mom,

291. so half the time they live here— half the time.

292. Where's the mother?

293. I guess she's home.

294. But she's aware that your daughter's missing?

295. Wait, you called us but you haven't called the mother?

296. You wanna go ahead and make that call now?

297. Yeah.

298. Daddy, this isn't your fault.

299. Lilly shouldn't have left like that.

300. Thank you, baby.

301. Hi, uh, it's, uh, Louie, hi.

302. Uh... how are you?

303. Listen, I gotta tell you...

304. Um...

305. I gotta call you back.

306. Who was that?

307. That was Lilly. Lilly?

308. The girl? Yeah. Let's go.

309. Daddy, why are the police here?

310. Where have you been?

311. In the closet.

312. I read in there sometimes.

313. You didn't look in the closet?

314. You said that she left.

315. Thought she left.

316. What, now you're gonna pin this on her?

317. Look...

318. I'm sorry, uh...

319. that I, um...

320. Thank you for coming.

321. I... Thank you for you help, um...

322. Hey, Daddy.

323. I'm sorry how I was acting before.

324. I was in a bad mood.

325. It's okay.

326. Go get ready for bed, okay?

327. Everybody, get ready for bed, please?

328. Good night, Daddy.

329. Try to keep your kids safe, that's a big—

330. And if you don't do it perfectly,

331. then why do you do it at all?

332. It's like this thing that starts to dawn on you.

333. Like, if my kids get in the car with me, they have to buckle up.

334. I make a big deal out of—

335. "I'm not even starting this car

336. until you buckle your seat belts."

337. And if we get in a taxi, I'm like,

338. "Just— It's fine.

339. "Taxis are magic.

340. "Nobody dies.

341. Just get in, just go."

342. There's— I'm not digging in the seat for a belt.

343. There's no way I'm blindly

344. digging into the Egyptian hepatitis

345. and severed toes...

346. so that you can have a seat belt.

347. You gotta put on your own mask before helping the others.

348. I'm not going through that.

349. So my kids get in a cab and they just hurtle through space

350. at a speed determined by the profit motive

351. of a exhausted man...

352. from another country where life is shit cheap.

353. Where kids die all day and it's boring.