1. No, I like— my favorite thing
to do is sleep now.Copy !req
2. I love sleep.Copy !req
3. Sleep is like—
that's my thing.Copy !req
4. I love it.Copy !req
5. And my kids don't let me.Copy !req
6. They get me up at
6:00 in the morning.Copy !req
7. I don't have to get up
'til, like, 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
8. to get them to school.Copy !req
9. They wake up
at 6:00.Copy !req
10. They don't— I don't
even understand this shit...Copy !req
11. with getting out of bed
before you have to.Copy !req
12. They wake up
and they're like...Copy !req
13. They're so excited
and they want to—Copy !req
14. I get it, they want to
share with me.Copy !req
15. "Daddy, look,
it's all still here!"Copy !req
16. That hurts my brain,
'cause at—Copy !req
17. at 6:00 a.m., I'm just—Copy !req
18. Uh, I'm so deep in the—
in the deep African sleep,Copy !req
19. like it's just an ancient,
mysterious,Copy !req
20. submerged in a river
of warm chocolate, just...Copy !req
21. Ahh...Copy !req
22. And sleep was like
a goddess whoreCopy !req
23. just sucking me off, just...Copy !req
24. Ahh...Copy !req
25. She's got a gold helmet
and 40 tongues and she's—Copy !req
26. Ahh...Copy !req
27. And she's speaking in
a dead language.Copy !req
28. Los stalica forgentila!Copy !req
29. Seiz deleca porgentila!Copy !req
30. Ahh...Copy !req
31. And she's feeding syrupy heroinCopy !req
32. into my penis
while she's sucking—Copy !req
33. For stalica forgentila!Copy !req
34. Uh, let this be my life!Copy !req
35. Please let this
be real, let this be real.Copy !req
36. "Daddy!"Copy !req
37. No, oh, shit!Copy !req
38. "Daddy, wake up!"Copy !req
39. Thanks a lot, folks,
good night.Copy !req
40. Thank you very much.Copy !req
41. Hey, good set.Copy !req
42. Você faz isso?
Pega garotas depois dos shows?Copy !req
43. Nem pensar. Eu tenho família.
Uma esposa e duas crianças.Copy !req
44. but they sounded
happy through the door.Copy !req
45. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
46. Hey, man, good set.Copy !req
47. Hey, how's it going?
All right.Copy !req
48. This is my agent, Doug.Copy !req
49. This is Steven.Copy !req
50. Nice to meet you, big fan.Copy !req
51. Thank you.Copy !req
52. See you later, man.Copy !req
53. Wait, you leaving?Copy !req
54. Yeah, I gotta—Copy !req
55. Why, what?Copy !req
56. After a set like that,Copy !req
57. you gotta hang out
and get laid.Copy !req
58. I haven't done that
since I was, like, 20.Copy !req
59. I got kids.Copy !req
60. I gotta go home and
pick 'em up in the morning.Copy !req
61. That's a complete waste.Copy !req
62. Is that what you do?Copy !req
63. You hang out after shows
and pick up girls?Copy !req
64. Heck no.Copy !req
65. I have a family.Copy !req
66. I have a wife and two kidsCopy !req
67. and I'm taking them to
Six Flags in the morning.Copy !req
68. But you need to stay here
and get some tail.Copy !req
69. After a set like that,Copy !req
70. you own every woman
in that place.Copy !req
71. You can have anyone you want,Copy !req
72. so you need to stay here.Copy !req
73. Now just sit down,
goddamn it, and wait.Copy !req
74. Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
75. Can I get a shot?Copy !req
76. A shot of what?Copy !req
77. Whiskey.Copy !req
78. What kind of whiskey?Copy !req
79. Just, please, a brown liquidCopy !req
80. that makes people feel
differently thanCopy !req
81. if they didn't drink it.Copy !req
82. Hey.Copy !req
83. That was a really good set.Copy !req
84. Thank you.Copy !req
85. I know, I was watching you
all night inside.Copy !req
86. It was really, really good.
Really, thank— That's—Copy !req
87. Really, really,
really good new stuff.Copy !req
88. Thank you, that's nice that
you were watching, that's...Copy !req
89. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
90. Do you have new head shots?Copy !req
91. Excuse me?Copy !req
92. I need new head shots
for the website,Copy !req
93. - because I only have the ones
from when you were younger. - Sure.Copy !req
94. Can you have those sent to the office?
Yes, I'll do that, the...Copy !req
95. Yup.Copy !req
96. Thank you.Copy !req
97. I know.Copy !req
98. It was amazing, right?Copy !req
99. It was amazing, but it was
a very long day.Copy !req
100. Oh, it was, it was...Copy !req
101. 15 hours.Copy !req
102. But, still, we had
a good time, right?Copy !req
103. I know, I know,
it was wonderful.Copy !req
104. Hello.Copy !req
105. Hello?Copy !req
106. Hi.Copy !req
107. The show was terrific.Copy !req
108. Oh, you were at—you were at the show?
Yes.Copy !req
109. Thank you.Copy !req
110. Thanks very much.Copy !req
111. I've just been
sitting out here,Copy !req
112. hoping you would come out.Copy !req
113. Why were you doing that?Copy !req
114. Because I wanna
show you my pussy.Copy !req
115. Well...Copy !req
116. that's—
that's very nice.Copy !req
117. I'm glad you enjoyed the show.Copy !req
118. So what is—
what's your name?Copy !req
119. My name is Eunice.Copy !req
120. Eunice.Copy !req
121. Where are we going?Copy !req
122. My house.Copy !req
123. Your house?Copy !req
124. You didn't want me to
show you my pussyCopy !req
125. in the street, did you?Copy !req
126. No, no, I didn't—Copy !req
127. I didn't want you
to show me my— your—Copy !req
128. I didn't want you to
show you mou..Copy !req
129. It's just that I don't know youCopy !req
130. and it's a little weird to be
going to your home.Copy !req
131. Um, and I didn't— I— I—Copy !req
132. Are we going to New Jersey?Copy !req
133. Maybe.Copy !req
134. Listen, I— I don't
know youCopy !req
135. and I guess
I feel a little funny,Copy !req
136. because I'm— I'm in
the middle...Copy !req
137. This is—
this is a very nice house.Copy !req
138. Yes, well, we're very wealthy.Copy !req
139. Hello, darling.Copy !req
140. John, this is Louie.Copy !req
141. How do you do?Copy !req
142. Hello.Copy !req
143. Uh, you're—
Jonathan's my husband.Copy !req
144. Oh, this is, uh...Copy !req
145. I didn't know
that you had a—Copy !req
146. What did you tell him?Copy !req
147. I told him I wanted to
take him homeCopy !req
148. and show him my pussy.Copy !req
149. Did she tell you that?Copy !req
150. Well...Copy !req
151. She said something
like that, yes, I—Copy !req
152. Well, great!Copy !req
153. Let's get started.Copy !req
154. Wait a minute,
hold on a second.Copy !req
155. What's the matter?Copy !req
156. You guys wanna
do this together as a—Copy !req
157. Well, she's my wife.Copy !req
158. Don't I get to see it, too?Copy !req
159. Yeah, but—
I— I— it's just that—Copy !req
160. Look.Copy !req
161. A man and a woman and me
together with a—Copy !req
162. I'm not—
I— I— I've never done—Copy !req
163. You got into the car,
you came here with me.Copy !req
164. Yeah, but I— I thought
that we would be alone.Copy !req
165. And what right did you
have to assume that?Copy !req
166. Yes.Copy !req
167. What right did you have?Copy !req
168. Do you guys do this
all the time?Copy !req
169. Well, that's a bit of
none of your business.Copy !req
170. Listen, John, I saw your show,Copy !req
171. I thought you were
very talented,Copy !req
172. that really...
turned me on,Copy !req
173. and I though it
might be nice to share youCopy !req
174. with my husband.Copy !req
175. Listen, whatever you guys
are into, that's fine.Copy !req
176. I just—
I think I better go.Copy !req
177. What's the matter,
you don't like my wife?Copy !req
178. You're too good for her?Copy !req
179. No.
Huh?Copy !req
180. She's great, I just—Copy !req
181. I have kids, I gotta pick 'em up
in the morning,Copy !req
182. and I— I didn't...Copy !req
183. Well go on, then.Copy !req
184. Get out of here.Copy !req
185. Can you drive me back
to the city?Copy !req
186. Well, I really don't
wanna go back out.Copy !req
187. We have to be up early.Copy !req
188. The children have
soccer tomorrow.Copy !req
189. It's the playoffs.Copy !req
190. Can you call me a cab,Copy !req
191. 'cause I don't even know
where I am right now.Copy !req
192. I think you better go, buddy.Copy !req
193. I think you better leave.Copy !req
194. Now!Copy !req
195. Hello?Copy !req
196. Hey, man, listen, I'm...Copy !req
197. I'm stranded out in the middle
of New Jersey somewhere.Copy !req
198. What?Copy !req
199. Who's that?Copy !req
200. It's Louie.Copy !req
201. I got into a weird thing with
some woman and I don't—Copy !req
202. I don't know where I am,
but could you come get me?Copy !req
203. I think I'm near you.Copy !req
204. Okay, so you don't
know where you areCopy !req
205. but you want me to come
and get you?Copy !req
206. You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
207. Well, I'm stranded out here.Copy !req
208. And that just
became my problem.Copy !req
209. There's no street signs.Copy !req
210. I have no idea how to
find anyplace.Copy !req
211. I've been
walking for ten minutes.Copy !req
212. You got GPS on your phone?Copy !req
213. I don't know, I—Copy !req
214. You got GPS on your phone.Copy !req
215. Anyway, hang up, look up
where you areCopy !req
216. and I'll come
and get you, okay?Copy !req
217. Okay.Copy !req
218. Bye.Copy !req
219. You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
220. I told you to stop being friends
with him when he got divorced.Copy !req
221. You can't
trust divorced people.Copy !req
222. They ruin their lives
and now they wanna—Copy !req
223. So you just jumped in
a woman's car,Copy !req
224. just like that?Copy !req
225. Well, she said
she was gonna—Copy !req
226. Show you her pussy.Copy !req
227. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's real smart, Louie.Copy !req
228. So now my wife's mad at meCopy !req
229. and I'm driving you around
at 2:00 in the morning.Copy !req
230. I'm soy, okay?Copy !req
231. I said I'm sorry.Copy !req
232. Just please take me home, okay?Copy !req
233. I'm not taking you home.Copy !req
234. I'll take you to my place,
you'll spend the night.Copy !req
235. No, I can't, I gotta pick up
my kids in the morning.Copy !req
236. Oh, God.Copy !req
237. All right, you know what?Copy !req
238. You'll come back to my place,Copy !req
239. you'll call a cab, they'll pick you up, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
240. All right, all right.Copy !req
241. I'm not taking you to the city
at 2:00 in the morningCopy !req
242. 'cause you had to look atCopy !req
243. some crazy woman's vagina.
Okay.Copy !req
244. That's not how I plan my life, okay?
I— I get it.Copy !req
245. All right.Copy !req
246. I'm sorry and thank you.Copy !req
247. Gotta grow up, man.
Thank you and I'm sorry.Copy !req
248. Okay, okay!Copy !req
249. Next time, find a vagina
in New York, okay?Copy !req
250. She was in New York.Copy !req
251. Well, that lives in New York.Copy !req
252. I didn't know,
I didn't ask her—Copy !req
253. Somebody says, "I wanna
show you my pussy,"Copy !req
254. I don't ask 'em where—Copy !req
255. Do you live in this area code?Copy !req
256. Well, you should.Copy !req
257. Thank you.Copy !req
258. Thanks, baby.Copy !req
259. Coming to my house, 2:00.Copy !req
260. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
261. Goddamn.
Doing what?Copy !req
262. With your life,
what are you doing?Copy !req
263. You're a father, Louie.Copy !req
264. Jumping into cars, messing
around with swingers.Copy !req
265. This is 30-year-old shit,
it's not 40-year-old shit.Copy !req
266. Come on, man, when are you
gonna grow up?Copy !req
267. When are you gonna settle down?Copy !req
268. Settle down?Copy !req
269. I'm divorced.Copy !req
270. Yeah, well,
you still gotta grow up.Copy !req
271. You got out of your marriage,
good for you.Copy !req
272. But look at you, man.Copy !req
273. You're getting into cars
with crazy people,Copy !req
274. you gotta take care of
your kids in the morning.Copy !req
275. Where is this headed?Copy !req
276. I don't know.Copy !req
277. Well, you're 43,
you should know.Copy !req
278. Where are you headed?
Where am I headed?Copy !req
279. I ain't headed nowhere,
I'm right here.Copy !req
280. In my house,
with my wife, with my kids,Copy !req
281. for better or worse—Copy !req
282. Worse most of the time,
but I'm here, okay?Copy !req
283. I'm not in the wrong state,Copy !req
284. calling up your wife,
pissing people off,Copy !req
285. having you come and pick me up
like some drunken teenager.Copy !req
286. Okay, I feel appropriately shitty.
Good.Copy !req
287. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
288. You are a lot better than I am.Copy !req
289. Damn right he is.Copy !req
290. He's ten times the man you are.Copy !req
291. Stop it.Copy !req
292. Don't tell me when I can talk.Copy !req
293. It's not your conversation.Copy !req
294. It is when it's in my house!Copy !req
295. And tell your fat friend that
this is my house, not his.Copy !req
296. I just want to ask you,
have you ever done somethingCopy !req
297. or lived a moment that
you, afterwards, said,Copy !req
298. "Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna
tell anybody about that"?Copy !req
299. "Yeah, that's going to my
grave with me, that one is."Copy !req
300. Either because you're—Copy !req
301. It's stupid,
embarrassing or horrible.Copy !req
302. You just think, yeah,
that's staying with me.Copy !req
303. That's— I'm not telling any
people about that.Copy !req
304. I would say that
probably 40% of my lifeCopy !req
305. is made up of moments
like that.Copy !req
306. So...Copy !req
307. Wee here so early.Copy !req
308. Well, it's good to get
here early, because—Copy !req
309. Can I smoke in your car?Copy !req
310. Please don't.Copy !req
311. Can I have one?Copy !req
312. Thank you.Copy !req
313. So why— why are you
going to Paris?Copy !req
314. Serge's dad sent for him
two weeks agoCopy !req
315. and he's been there two weeks.Copy !req
316. I guess they bonded and...Copy !req
317. he wants to be with him.Copy !req
318. Who wants to be with which?Copy !req
319. Both.Copy !req
320. They both want to be together.Copy !req
321. A month ago, Serge never even
mentioned he had a dad,Copy !req
322. his dad never called,
everything was fine,Copy !req
323. now they're in Paris
and, all of a sudden,Copy !req
324. they give a shit about
each other.Copy !req
325. So you're going for what?Copy !req
326. Why are you...Copy !req
327. I'm going to give it a shot.Copy !req
328. Give what a shot?Copy !req
329. I don't know, man.Copy !req
330. Don't ask me.Copy !req
331. I'm going.Copy !req
332. But, so—
how long are you—Copy !req
333. I'm gonna check in
and drink at the gate.Copy !req
334. Okay.Copy !req
335. So how... long
are you going for?Copy !req
336. Thanks for driving me here,
by the way.Copy !req
337. That was nice.Copy !req
338. Sure, but, so how—Copy !req
339. When are you coming back?Copy !req
340. Can I help you?Copy !req
341. Yes, I'm going to Paris.Copy !req
342. Okay, passport, please.Copy !req
343. Thank you.Copy !req
344. Can I have your passport, too?Copy !req
345. - I'm— I'm not going.
- Just me. - All right.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. Do you mind taking one of
those bags off, please?Copy !req
348. I'm sorry.
Thanks.Copy !req
349. All right.Copy !req
350. Got your—Copy !req
351. What's your return—
what's the return?Copy !req
352. But so when are you—
when are you...Copy !req
353. When are you coming?Copy !req
354. Okay.Copy !req
355. Listen, here's the deal.Copy !req
356. I'm going to ParisCopy !req
357. to make it work
with my kid's dadCopy !req
358. and I'm not coming back.Copy !req
359. You understand?Copy !req
360. I'm going there.
Well...Copy !req
361. Okay, here's the thing.Copy !req
362. You gotta move on, dude.Copy !req
363. I mean, I— I don't think
I'm being arrogantCopy !req
364. by saying that
regardless of the factCopy !req
365. that I've done nothingCopy !req
366. but let you know
there's no shot in hellCopy !req
367. of you ever being with me,Copy !req
368. you still got all your hopes
pinned on me, am I right?Copy !req
369. Yeah.
Right.Copy !req
370. So what I'm saying to youCopy !req
371. right here and now
in this airport is,Copy !req
372. stop doing that.Copy !req
373. You gotta move on,
I'm going to Europe.Copy !req
374. Yeah, but you might come back.Copy !req
375. Louie.Copy !req
376. Look, I know
the chances are slim,Copy !req
377. but I— I think we're supposed
to be together.Copy !req
378. Jesus.Copy !req
379. Come on, man.Copy !req
380. I'm not attracted to you.Copy !req
381. Why do you keep making me
say mean things to you?Copy !req
382. I'm just saying,
this guy is a piece of shit.Copy !req
383. I know that.Copy !req
384. He left you and he left the kidCopy !req
385. and now he has a whim to be
a family againCopy !req
386. and I'm, frankly,
a little shocked.Copy !req
387. What, what?Copy !req
388. That—
What?Copy !req
389. You're really strong.Copy !req
390. You're tough
and you're no bullshitCopy !req
391. and here you're tailing
after this guy?Copy !req
392. Stop it.Copy !req
393. Okay, maybe you're not
attracted to me.Copy !req
394. No, no, not maybe.Copy !req
395. I am not.Copy !req
396. I have a hard time believing
that I feel this wayCopy !req
397. and that there's
nothing coming back.Copy !req
398. I think you're just
not aware of it yet.Copy !req
399. Oh, God.Copy !req
400. Louie, come here.Copy !req
401. Oh...Copy !req
402. You're the most
person I ever knew.Copy !req
403. I love you... I do,Copy !req
404. but you gotta move on.Copy !req
405. You gotta move on.Copy !req
406. Forget about me, now.Copy !req
407. I get it, I know what's
going on here, okay?Copy !req
408. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
409. It's just that—Copy !req
410. You don't meet somebody like
you every day, and I just—Copy !req
411. I think I'm gonna wait.Copy !req
412. Don't.Copy !req
413. It's my choice,
I can if I want to.Copy !req
414. No, don't.Copy !req
415. You can't tell me not to.Copy !req
416. If I wanna do it,
I'll wait, I'm gonna wait.Copy !req
417. I gotta go, dude.Copy !req
418. It has not been a bummer
knowing you.Copy !req
419. I will say that.Copy !req
420. Thanks.Copy !req
421. You're a good guy.Copy !req
422. You're a good dad.Copy !req
423. And you're a good friend
to someoneCopy !req
424. who you have an
unhealthy obsession with.Copy !req
425. But just...Copy !req
426. You gotta give yourself
a break, okay?Copy !req
427. You're really going,
aren't you?Copy !req
428. Yes, Louie, I'm going.Copy !req
429. Oh, shit.Copy !req
430. Okay, really?Copy !req
431. Really now—
now it's bye.Copy !req
432. Bye.Copy !req
433. Hi.Copy !req
434. Thank you.Copy !req
435. Go, passengers, down to one.Copy !req
436. Go down to two.Copy !req
437. Wave to me, dummy.Copy !req
438. Wave to me!Copy !req
439. Wave to me!Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. Wave to me!Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
444. Wave to me, wave to me!Copy !req
445. Wait for you?Copy !req
446. What?Copy !req
447. Wait for you?Copy !req
448. Wave to me!Copy !req
449. Wait—
wait for you?Copy !req
450. Flight 1760...Copy !req
451. You said—
you said wait for you?Copy !req
452. Yeah, wave to me!Copy !req
453. I will, I'll wait for you!Copy !req
454. I'll wait for you!Copy !req
455. Pamela, I will wait for you!Copy !req
456. I...Copy !req
457. I will wait for you!Copy !req
458. Pamela!Copy !req
459. I will wait for you!Copy !req
460. I'll wait for you!Copy !req