1. - Isn't this nice?
- I kind of prefer breathing.Copy !req
2. Come on, you're doing great.
You know, exercise is addictive.Copy !req
3. Wow. I can...Copy !req
4. I can see why.Copy !req
5. Guess I need to drop a few pounds.Copy !req
6. Don't be so hard on yourself.
It's not gonna happen overnight.Copy !req
7. Some people's metabolisms
are just a little slower.Copy !req
8. It's not my metabolism.Copy !req
9. I'm sick.Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. What's wrong?Copy !req
12. Never mind.Copy !req
13. Hurley...Copy !req
14. You can trust me.Copy !req
15. OK.Copy !req
16. But it's bad.Copy !req
17. When we first crashed here,Copy !req
18. I thought, "this isn't all bad.
It's like the all-mango diet."Copy !req
19. I wasn't turning any heads or nothing,
but I did drop a couple of belt sizes.Copy !req
20. Then we found this hatch,
and it was full of food.Copy !req
21. Tons of food.Copy !req
22. I tried giving it all away but...Copy !req
23. I guess I kinda kept some of it
for myself.Copy !req
24. I wish I could just get rid of it.Copy !req
25. Then get rid of it.Copy !req
26. You wanna change?Copy !req
27. Then change.Copy !req
28. How do you feel?Copy !req
29. I feel free.Copy !req
30. They found something. Come on!Copy !req
31. Hurry, guys.Copy !req
32. Risotto. Nice.Copy !req
33. No.Copy !req
34. Where did this come from?Copy !req
35. Locke said doors trapped him
in the hatch.Copy !req
36. Maybe it was because of this,
so no one would see who dropped it.Copy !req
37. Any of you guys see a plane last night?Copy !req
38. Yeah, I saw it, Tattoo.
I just decided not to tell.Copy !req
39. - Hey, give that back, man.
- No, I saw it first.Copy !req
40. - You saw me put those in my box.
- No.Copy !req
41. - Gimme my stuff!
- Hold on, take it easy!Copy !req
42. You're like locusts.
How about a little order?Copy !req
43. Shouldn't we
let someone trustworthy do this?Copy !req
44. Like you, babynapper?Copy !req
45. No. Like Hurley. Why not Hurley? He's
done it before, he could do it again.Copy !req
46. No! No way!Copy !req
47. - Not me! No! Not again! No.
- OK, hey, hey, guys, guys.Copy !req
48. How about no one's in charge, OK?Copy !req
49. I'm sure everyone can manage
to just take what they need.Copy !req
50. Great plan, Moonbeam. After that,
we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.Copy !req
51. - ... two of them and put them there.
- ... pull this over here.Copy !req
52. - I'll trade you.
- ... savages about it.Copy !req
53. We can do it any way you want.Copy !req
54. - Bacon?
- Hey, get your hands off those cookies.Copy !req
55. Out of my way.Copy !req
56. Hey!Copy !req
57. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
58. Hey.Copy !req
59. What you doing?Copy !req
60. Nothing.Copy !req
61. Who were you looking for up there?Copy !req
62. No one.Copy !req
63. When you ran off, it sort of seemed
like you were looking for someone.Copy !req
64. - I tried to find you...
- I kinda...Copy !req
65. don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
66. Sure. OK.Copy !req
67. Pretty weird, huh?Copy !req
68. You said the island
won't let you lose weight,Copy !req
69. you destroy your stash, then bang...Copy !req
70. More food falls from the sky.Copy !req
71. How about that?Copy !req
72. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
73. - Proud of me for what?
- Not freaking out.Copy !req
74. How's the diet coming, Hugo?Copy !req
75. It's OK.Copy !req
76. I had a salad and some chicken breast
for lunch.Copy !req
77. That's great. It gets easier. I promise.Copy !req
78. So,
I heard you had a visit with your mom.Copy !req
79. How did that go?Copy !req
80. - It was good.
- You're not still mad at her, then?Copy !req
81. Nah.Copy !req
82. I know she put me in here for a reason.Copy !req
83. What reason was that?Copy !req
84. The accident.Copy !req
85. - You wanna talk about that today?
- Do we have to?Copy !req
86. Hugo, you've been in here
almost two months now.Copy !req
87. Don't you think it's time
to start getting our hands dirty?Copy !req
88. OK, why don't we talk about the little
homework assignment that I gave you?Copy !req
89. I was never really good at homework.Copy !req
90. Remember what
you were supposed to do?Copy !req
91. Just make a list of things
that you like about yourself?Copy !req
92. - Nobody else did it.
- Nobody else? Meaning?Copy !req
93. Well, Dave didn't do it.
He said it was a stupid idea.Copy !req
94. Well, you know, I'm not Dave's doctor,Copy !req
95. but we have talked about
how he can be a very negative influence.Copy !req
96. Dave's the most normal person
in this place, man.Copy !req
97. But he doesn't want you to change,
does he?Copy !req
98. Come on, give me the ball.
Give me the ball! I can play defense.Copy !req
99. Dude! Dude, I'm open! Dude! Dude!Copy !req
100. It's called "dribbling," not "drooling!"
"Dribbling!"Copy !req
101. Well, shoot it, then! Shoot it! What?Copy !req
102. High percentage shot. Excellent choice.Copy !req
103. - Shoot it!
- Want in the game?Copy !req
104. Go for it.
Something tells me no one'll care.Copy !req
105. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
106. Nothing.Copy !req
107. Dude! Dude, give up the rock!Copy !req
108. Fantastic. Give it to the guy
who's not even in the game!Copy !req
109. Hey, it's Taco Night, dude.
Let's blow this pop stand.Copy !req
110. - What?
- Brooks said you're, like, negative.Copy !req
111. Well, duh! So, what, you don't
wanna hang out with me any more?Copy !req
112. - No, I don't know, it's...
- That quack getting inside your head?Copy !req
113. Do not let him. You got much more
important things to think about.Copy !req
114. - Like what?
- Like, hard or soft shell, baby?Copy !req
115. Chicken or shrimp?
Sour cream or hot sauce?Copy !req
116. - Yeah, I guess I could eat.
- Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
117. Noche de Tacos, amigo.Copy !req
118. Good. Now, can you do the other one?Copy !req
119. - Is it broken?
- Without an X-ray,Copy !req
120. you'll have to do with my best guess.Copy !req
121. Sorry.Copy !req
122. - How you holding up?
- Depends on Jack's best guess.Copy !req
123. There's a small fracture,
probably hairline.Copy !req
124. This will reduce the swelling
until I get a splint.Copy !req
125. - How long until I can walk on it?
- Keep off it a couple of weeks.Copy !req
126. - There's a wheelchair back at camp...
- No. I don't need a wheelchair.Copy !req
127. We took a pair of crutches from the
fuselage when we moved down the beach.Copy !req
128. OK.Copy !req
129. I'll be back in a while.Copy !req
130. He could've escaped.Copy !req
131. - Sorry?
- Henry.Copy !req
132. During the lockdown. I was hurt.Copy !req
133. He could have escaped...Copy !req
134. but he came back to help me.
Why would he do that?Copy !req
135. He didn't come back to help you, John.Copy !req
136. He came back because he thought
his story was gonna check out.Copy !req
137. He was dead already.Copy !req
138. Four months ago,
I was part of the search party.Copy !req
139. Henry Gale was hanging
out of the basket, neck broken.Copy !req
140. So he was already dead?Copy !req
141. Yes.Copy !req
142. And then you buried him
and left the grave marker?Copy !req
143. Yes.Copy !req
144. You really should have checked
his wallet before you did that.Copy !req
145. I assume Henry Gale did not have any
paper on which to compose his thoughts,Copy !req
146. so he had to improvise.Copy !req
147. There wasn't much space for that.Copy !req
148. "Jennifer..."Copy !req
149. "Well, you were right. Crossing the
Pacific isn't easy. I owe you a beer."Copy !req
150. "I'm hiking to one of the beaches
to start a signal fire,Copy !req
151. but if you're reading this,
I guess I didn't make it."Copy !req
152. "I'm sorry. I love you, Jenny.
Always have, always will."Copy !req
153. "Yours, Henry."Copy !req
154. So tell me...Copy !req
155. how did Henry Gale write a note
to his wife with a broken neck?Copy !req
156. It wasn't me. I didn't kill him.
You don't understand...Copy !req
157. How did you know his wife's name?
Did you interrogate him?Copy !req
158. - Please... just listen... I'm just a...
- How many of you are there?Copy !req
159. If I tell you about them,
you have no idea what he'll do.Copy !req
160. He?Copy !req
161. You mean their leader.
The guy with the beard.Copy !req
162. - Him? He's no one. Nothing!
- Where are your people?Copy !req
163. - I can't...
- How many of you are there?Copy !req
164. - You don't understand!
- Understand this!Copy !req
165. Hey.Copy !req
166. You have three seconds to answer my
question. How many of you are there?Copy !req
167. - One.
- He'll kill me!Copy !req
168. I'll kill you.Copy !req
169. - Two.
- Sayid!Copy !req
170. You can't do this!
I am not a bad person!Copy !req
171. Three.Copy !req
172. What the hell's wrong with you?Copy !req
173. - What's going on? I heard a shot!
- What happened?Copy !req
174. - He's a liar.
- It's fine. Just get him out of here.Copy !req
175. Jack!Copy !req
176. Jack?Copy !req
177. - Jack!
- I've got it covered, John.Copy !req
178. - Thank you.
- Shut up.Copy !req
179. Hey.Copy !req
180. I noticed you were building something.Copy !req
181. I thought maybe you could use this,
for whatever it is.Copy !req
182. That's very thoughtful of you, Charlie.Copy !req
183. Why don't you help me?Copy !req
184. What are you making?Copy !req
185. Hold that end.Copy !req
186. Is it a Starbucks?Copy !req
187. Help me carry one of those logs, please.Copy !req
188. Are you gonna tell me?Copy !req
189. Not right now.Copy !req
190. You're not here!Copy !req
191. Hey!Copy !req
192. Wait!Copy !req
193. Wait! Dave!Copy !req
194. You OK, Hurley?Copy !req
195. Did either of you see
a guy run through here?Copy !req
196. In a bathrobe?Copy !req
197. With a coconut?Copy !req
198. No. I saw a polar bear
on rollerblades with a mango.Copy !req
199. I did not see anything, Hurley.Copy !req
200. Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
201. - 4, 8, 1 5, 1 6, 23, 42...
- Aw, dude.Copy !req
202. Pretty sneaky, Leonard.Copy !req
203. Using those magic numbers of yours
as a pysch-out, aren't you, man?Copy !req
204. Oh, yeah, that's right. You just
play dumb. I'm onto your juju, man.Copy !req
205. - They're just numbers, dude.
- What the hell is that?Copy !req
206. It's my mid-afternoon snack.Copy !req
207. Dude, that's celery.
Celery is not a snack.Copy !req
208. Leonard's got graham crackers.
You should snag one. He won't notice.Copy !req
209. What's he gonna do? Call you a "23"?Copy !req
210. - 4, 8, 1 5, 1 6...
- 4, 8, 1 5, 1 6, 23, 42. Hike!Copy !req
211. Hey, Hugo. Here's your meds.Copy !req
212. Thank you, Nurse Lazenby.Copy !req
213. Dude, you wanna get outta here with me?Copy !req
214. - Don't take the horse tranquilizer.
- What do you mean, "get outta here?"Copy !req
215. I mean, escape, man. Me and you. ASAP.Copy !req
216. They're getting to you, dude.
We gotta split.Copy !req
217. - Dr. Brooks says...
- Dr. Brooks does not care about you.Copy !req
218. He's the one prescribing that crap.Copy !req
219. What the hell is it anyway?Copy !req
220. - Clonazepam.
- Hugo.Copy !req
221. - Something wrong with your meds, there?
- No.Copy !req
222. Me and Dave were just, you know...
talking about stuff.Copy !req
223. Right. Well, sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
224. Hello there, Dave.Copy !req
225. Hello there, Dr. Brooks.Copy !req
226. - And how are you today?
- Never been saner.Copy !req
227. I'm taking pictures for the bulletin
board. I've got everyone except you two.Copy !req
228. - Would you guys mind?
- OK.Copy !req
229. OK. Why don't you
get a little closer together?Copy !req
230. Are you gonna make us
look at the ducky, too?Copy !req
231. Say cheese!Copy !req
232. - Cheese!
- Queso!Copy !req
233. Great. OK, you...
you need a little water with that?Copy !req
234. Nope. I'm good.Copy !req
235. OK. Well, fine. See you later, guys.Copy !req
236. Thanks for the photo op.Copy !req
237. 8, 1 5, 1 6, 23, 42...Copy !req
238. - Dude...
- Dude.Copy !req
239. The revolution has begun, man.Copy !req
240. Lay low. When the time is right, we fly.Copy !req
241. You gotta twist it.Copy !req
242. To get the frosting.
Pulling it'll only break your cookie.Copy !req
243. Well, that's what I get for not going
to the expert in the first place.Copy !req
244. What can I do you for, Deep Dish?Copy !req
245. I was kind of looking for something.Copy !req
246. Forget it. I'm done trading.Copy !req
247. I got enough food now
to open a chain of mini-marts.Copy !req
248. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?Copy !req
249. Well, actually, I was sort of
hoping you'd do me a favor.Copy !req
250. Remember when I helped you out
with that tree frog . . .Copy !req
251. which you killed?Copy !req
252. Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
253. Well, I sorta... need some medicine.Copy !req
254. What do you need?Copy !req
255. - It's called Clonazepam.
- Clonaze-what?Copy !req
256. What the hell's that?Copy !req
257. It's so you can calm down
or for when you're seeing things...Copy !req
258. that aren't supposed to be there.Copy !req
259. What stuff are you seeing?Copy !req
260. I don't know, maybe, like,
a bald guy in a bathrobe.Copy !req
261. You mean like that guy there?Copy !req
262. Gotcha.Copy !req
263. - Think you're funny?
- What are you doing? Get off me!Copy !req
264. - Who the hell do you think you are?
- Get off me!Copy !req
265. - Let go of me!
- Lambchop!Copy !req
266. Pork Pie! Babar! Jabba! Stay-Puft!Copy !req
267. - Kong! Deep Dish!
- Let go of me! Get him off me!Copy !req
268. Get off me! You out of your mind?
What the hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
269. Get off me!Copy !req
270. What the hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
271. - You're crazy!
- I'm not crazy.Copy !req
272. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
273. So, he just attacked you, huh?Copy !req
274. Try to contain yourself, Freckles.Copy !req
275. What? I'm worried.Copy !req
276. - You look like you got your ass kicked.
- Don't you got an adventure to get to?Copy !req
277. I think Timmy fell down a well
over that way.Copy !req
278. - Why would Hurley of all people...
- I got no idea! I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
279. - He just Hulked out on me.
- For no reason at all?Copy !req
280. OK.Copy !req
281. You walk off
and have yourself a nice long giggle.Copy !req
282. But steer clear. The man is crazy.Copy !req
283. Hurley?Copy !req
284. Hey.Copy !req
285. - You OK? What happened with Sawyer?
- I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
286. - So, you beat him up?
- Guess you know what happened, then.Copy !req
287. - I'm on your side. Whatever you...
- Look, I don't wanna talk, OK?Copy !req
288. - What?
- That's a lot of peanut butter.Copy !req
289. I'll need a lot of protein
where I'm going.Copy !req
290. - Where are you going?
- Back to the caves.Copy !req
291. No one lives there,
so I won't bother anybody.Copy !req
292. I'm gonna live alone
and be one of those guys.Copy !req
293. You know, the crazy guys, with a big
beard, no clothes, who's nakedCopy !req
294. - and throws doody at people.
- Hurley, you don't have to do this.Copy !req
295. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
296. You can't help me. No one can.Copy !req
297. You're not here.Copy !req
298. You were in the hospital.Copy !req
299. - You can't be here.
- Sorry, dude. I am here.Copy !req
300. I like that I have a good relationship
with my mom.Copy !req
301. I like making my Grandpa Tito laugh.Copy !req
302. I like chicken.Copy !req
303. No, that last one wasn't about you,
Hugo.Copy !req
304. I like that I like chicken?Copy !req
305. So tell me,
how did it feel writing that?Copy !req
306. Was that difficult?Copy !req
307. Kinda.
I think I messed up some spelling.Copy !req
308. You didn't say anything
about the way you look.Copy !req
309. Are you comfortable
with your appearance?Copy !req
310. Well, it's not like...Copy !req
311. I mean, I can't really
do anything about it, right?Copy !req
312. If I...Copy !req
313. If I... wasn't so fat...Copy !req
314. they never would have died.Copy !req
315. There were 23 people on that deck.
It was built to hold eight.Copy !req
316. And it would have collapsed
whether you went out there or not.Copy !req
317. Yeah, but I did walk out there.Copy !req
318. And it did collapse.Copy !req
319. - And I killed them.
- It was an accident.Copy !req
320. It was my fault.Copy !req
321. Look, after those people died, you were
in a practically catatonic state.Copy !req
322. You stopped talking, you stopped
going out, you stopped sleeping.Copy !req
323. But you never stopped eating,
because that's how you punish yourself.Copy !req
324. Dave's right about you.Copy !req
325. You're nothing but a quack.Copy !req
326. - Dave doesn't want you to lose weight.
- You know, Dave cares about me.Copy !req
327. He's my friend.Copy !req
328. I'm gonna show you something,
and it may upset you.Copy !req
329. This is the photo
that I took for the bulletin board.Copy !req
330. Dave isn't your friend, Hugo...Copy !req
331. because Dave doesn't exist.Copy !req
332. Hey! Wake up, dude.Copy !req
333. Finally. You could sleep
through a damn NASCAR race, man.Copy !req
334. But, you're not... You're...Copy !req
335. You're a hallucination.Copy !req
336. Was that a hallucination?Copy !req
337. Maybe I just imagined you slapped me.Copy !req
338. - Damn it!
- We can do this all night.Copy !req
339. Dr. Brooks showed me
a picture from the rec room,Copy !req
340. and my arm was around nothingness.Copy !req
341. Kinko's? Photoshop?Copy !req
342. Think they really
blew up the Death Star?Copy !req
343. - No.
- Then stop talking crazy, man.Copy !req
344. Come on, we're on a clock here.Copy !req
345. Hey, you in or you out, dude?Copy !req
346. OK, come on, come on.Copy !req
347. Yo, check it out,
Marcus didn't finish his lasagna.Copy !req
348. That is a waste, man. One for the road?Copy !req
349. Wait for it. Wait.Copy !req
350. Tippytoes, big guy. Vámonos!Copy !req
351. OK, man, you got the keys, hombre.
You took 'em off Brooks' desk earlier.Copy !req
352. Come on, man, open it, open it.Copy !req
353. Can you taste that?Copy !req
354. That is freedom, baby.Copy !req
355. Know what tastes even better
than freedom? Cheeseburgers.Copy !req
356. Come on, man! Chili fries on me.Copy !req
357. I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
358. - I'm sorry.
- Sorry? What, are you kidding me?Copy !req
359. You're not real.
You're trying to get me to run awayCopy !req
360. and get cheeseburgers because...Copy !req
361. I want cheeseburgers.Copy !req
362. - Did you take those pills, man?
- No, man, I'm just not coming.Copy !req
363. - Look, you don't want me to change.
- You don't need to change, man.Copy !req
364. - You are fine. You are great.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
365. You just want me to stay fat.
You don't want me to get better.Copy !req
366. You wouldn't care
if I ate myself to death.Copy !req
367. Do not do this, man.Copy !req
368. If you don't come with me right now,
you will never get outta here.Copy !req
369. Bye, Dave.Copy !req
370. You wouldn't happen to have my slipper,
would you?Copy !req
371. Thank you.Copy !req
372. Oh, man! You got peanut butter on it.Copy !req
373. OK, look, I know you're freaking out
right now, and I'm sorry, but...Copy !req
374. it's gonna get a little worse
before it gets better.Copy !req
375. - Worse?
- Yeah. Kinda.Copy !req
376. You ready, dude?Copy !req
377. You remember that night
you closed that window on me?Copy !req
378. Remember what you did
after that night?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. I realized you were imaginary.Copy !req
381. And . . . that was a breakthrough.Copy !req
382. And a little while later,
Brooks let me out,Copy !req
383. and I went home to live with my mom,Copy !req
384. and I got my job at Mr. Cluck's back,Copy !req
385. - and I got better.
- OK. Good. Great. Yeah.Copy !req
386. Except, see, here's the thing.Copy !req
387. None of that ever happened.Copy !req
388. - What?
- You're still at Santa Rosa, man.Copy !req
389. You never left the hospital.Copy !req
390. - That's not possible.
- It's hard, I know.Copy !req
391. But, I mean, all this?Copy !req
392. You? Me? This island?
That peanut butter?Copy !req
393. None of it's real, man.Copy !req
394. None of it's happening.Copy !req
395. It's all in your head, my friend.Copy !req
396. The second you closed that window,
your brain popped a gasket.Copy !req
397. You went back into your coma thing,Copy !req
398. and that's where you are
right this very second.Copy !req
399. In your own private Idaho
inside Santa Rosa.Copy !req
400. No.Copy !req
401. I had...Copy !req
402. My mom...Copy !req
403. My friend Johnny...Copy !req
404. - I won the lottery.
- Whoa! Wow!Copy !req
405. Awesome, dude.Copy !req
406. What numbers did you play?Copy !req
407. Leonard's numbers, right?
From the hospital? What a coincidence.Copy !req
408. You seen them around anywhere else?Copy !req
409. - The hatch.
- Bingo! The hatch.Copy !req
410. With the button that you gotta push
every 108 minutes or the world ends.Copy !req
411. Oh, oh, oh,
and what's the code for the button?Copy !req
412. Oh, yeah. The numbers.Copy !req
413. But I got better.Copy !req
414. - I changed.
- Changed? Are you kidding?Copy !req
415. You've been on a deserted island
for over two monthsCopy !req
416. and you haven't dropped ten pounds.Copy !req
417. How is that even possible, man?Copy !req
418. I just destroyed my stash.
And I've been exercising.Copy !req
419. - Libby says it won't...
- Right, Libby.Copy !req
420. The mega-cute blonde chickCopy !req
421. who magically appeared
from the other side of the island.Copy !req
422. Oh, yeah, and who just happens
to have the hots for you?Copy !req
423. Come on, man. Let's take a walk.Copy !req
424. - So this is all in my brain?
- Every rock. Every tree.Copy !req
425. Every tree frog. Even me. The real me,
the one they told you was imaginary?Copy !req
426. He went out that window, man.Copy !req
427. Right now, he's probably bouncing
from hot chick to hot chick.Copy !req
428. Unlike me, who's really you,Copy !req
429. who's got more important things to do.Copy !req
430. - So I'm making you up?
- Well, sorta.Copy !req
431. I'm part of your subconscious, man.Copy !req
432. All the people on this island are.Copy !req
433. What part of me are you?Copy !req
434. I'm the part of you
that wants to wake up, man.Copy !req
435. Follow me.Copy !req
436. This is it, dude.Copy !req
437. - It?
- The big finale.Copy !req
438. The answer to all your problems.Copy !req
439. A way for you to wake up,
snap out of it.Copy !req
440. I don't wanna kill myself.Copy !req
441. Who said anything
about killing yourself, man?Copy !req
442. This is gonna bring you back to life.Copy !req
443. The only way for you to bust outCopy !req
444. is to tell your mind
that you don't believe any of this.Copy !req
445. So...Copy !req
446. if I...Copy !req
447. All this will be gone?
I'll just wake up?Copy !req
448. That's right.Copy !req
449. And when you do wake up, come find me.Copy !req
450. I'm sure I miss you.Copy !req
451. See you in another life, Hurley.Copy !req
452. Dave!Copy !req
453. Jack not back yet?Copy !req
454. Nope. He's telling everyone at the beach
that we've got one of 'em.Copy !req
455. Something tells me people have
a lot of questions about our houseguest.Copy !req
456. I want to talk to him.Copy !req
457. I don't think that's on today's program.Copy !req
458. Well, all due respect, Ana Lucia,
but I don't care what you think.Copy !req
459. Five minutes.Copy !req
460. I earned five minutes with him.Copy !req
461. What's your name?Copy !req
462. Your real name.Copy !req
463. Why don't you
just keep calling me Henry?Copy !req
464. I've gotten used to it.Copy !req
465. Did you get caught on purpose?Copy !req
466. You and your people have been here
for God knows how long,Copy !req
467. - and you got caught in a net...
- God doesn't know.Copy !req
468. Excuse me?Copy !req
469. God doesn't know
how long we've been here, John.Copy !req
470. He can't see this island any better
than the rest of the world can.Copy !req
471. May I ask you a question?Copy !req
472. What possible reason could I have
for putting myself through all this?Copy !req
473. Maybe your people
were looking for this place.Copy !req
474. This place?Copy !req
475. This place is a joke, John.Copy !req
476. What are you talking about?Copy !req
477. I crawled through your ventsCopy !req
478. and I stood at your computer
as the alarm beeped.Copy !req
479. And you know what happened?Copy !req
480. The timer went all the way down to zero.Copy !req
481. And then some funny red pictures
flipped up in its place.Copy !req
482. They looked like hieroglyphics,
but I'm no expert.Copy !req
483. Then things got real interesting.Copy !req
484. There was a loud... clunkingCopy !req
485. and a hum like a... magnet,
a big magnet.Copy !req
486. It was really very frightening.Copy !req
487. And do you know what happened next?Copy !req
488. Nothing happened, John.Copy !req
489. Nothing happened at all.Copy !req
490. Your timer just flipped back to 108.Copy !req
491. I never entered the numbers.Copy !req
492. I never pressed the button.Copy !req
493. You're lying.Copy !req
494. No, I'm done lying.Copy !req
495. Dave!Copy !req
496. Who's Dave?Copy !req
497. - What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
498. How did you know where I was?Copy !req
499. - Jin saw you while he was fishing.
- Ha! Jin doesn't speak English.Copy !req
500. Sun was with him. She translated.
Hurley, what is going on?Copy !req
501. No! You're just the part of me
that's scared.Copy !req
502. You don't want me to wake up.Copy !req
503. Well, guess what? I'm not scared.Copy !req
504. OK, Hurley,
you're having some sort of panic attack.Copy !req
505. I get that.Copy !req
506. - But this isn't like you.
- Like me? You don't know me.Copy !req
507. I was starting to.Copy !req
508. Yeah, well, did you know I'm so fat
that I killed two people?Copy !req
509. And that I have an imaginary friend?Copy !req
510. Hurley, please.
You're gonna hurt yourself.Copy !req
511. No, I'm not!
Because this isn't happening.Copy !req
512. None of it. I'm just imagining it.Copy !req
513. This isn't real life.Copy !req
514. Why would you say that?Copy !req
515. Because in real life...Copy !req
516. no girl like you would ever like me.Copy !req
517. You remember when I said
I knew you from somewhere?Copy !req
518. Well, maybe it's 'cause I made you up.Copy !req
519. What was the man's name
who broke his leg?Copy !req
520. The day of the crash.
On the other side of the island,Copy !req
521. Eko brought a man
with a broken leg to me for help.Copy !req
522. What was his name?Copy !req
523. I don't know.Copy !req
524. You don't know. You know why?Copy !req
525. Because it happened to me.Copy !req
526. His name was Donald, and I buried him.Copy !req
527. I buried a lot of people, Hurley.Copy !req
528. So don't tell me that
that wasn't real.Copy !req
529. And don't tell me you made me up.Copy !req
530. It's insulting.Copy !req
531. When you saw me on the beach
this morning, was I holding a slipper?Copy !req
532. No, not that I can remember, no.Copy !req
533. Hurley...Copy !req
534. look at me.Copy !req
535. I am real.Copy !req
536. You're real.Copy !req
537. The way I feel about you, that's real.Copy !req
538. And that was real.Copy !req
539. Maybe you should do it one more time.Copy !req
540. Just to be sure.Copy !req
541. Ready to go back?Copy !req
542. Do you really think I can,
you know, change?Copy !req
543. Yeah.Copy !req
544. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
545. Why don't you
get a little closer together?Copy !req
546. - Say cheese!
- Cheese!Copy !req
547. Great.Copy !req
548. You need some water to go with that?Copy !req
549. - Nope, I'm good.
- OK. Well, fine.Copy !req
550. See you later, guys.
Thanks for the photo op.Copy !req
551. Here's your pill, Libby.Copy !req