1. I think it's done.Copy !req
2. Hmm. This is terrific!Copy !req
3. Say that after you taste it.Copy !req
4. No, I mean... usCopy !req
5. here in the kitchen
cooking dinner
together.Copy !req
6. Not too normal for you?Copy !req
7. Routine? Dull?Copy !req
8. I live for
normalCopy !req
9. thrive on
routine
and as for dullCopy !req
10. that word just does not
exist
when I'm with you.Copy !req
11. Well, in that case,
after dinnerCopy !req
12. you're in for a very
special dessert.Copy !req
13. Ooh.Copy !req
14. Wanna give it a quick check
before we get comfortable?Copy !req
15. Hmm.Copy !req
16. Sounds pretty quiet out there.Copy !req
17. Superman may actually
have the night off.Copy !req
18. Bon appetit.Copy !req
19. Hmm. It's great!Copy !req
20. 'Tangy. Crispy.'Copy !req
21. Just the right combination.Copy !req
22. Cuts like butter.Copy !req
23. Sure. You're Superman.Copy !req
24. Isn't London broil supposed
to be pink in the middle?Copy !req
25. I-I can see pink.Copy !req
26. Where?Copy !req
27. - Well, right there.
- That tiny, infinitesimal
dot?Copy !req
28. It's a pink dot, honey.Copy !req
29. It's a disaster.
Clark, face it, I can't
cook.Copy !req
30. Oh, Lois, I didn't fall
in love with youCopy !req
31. because of your cooking.Copy !req
32. Stop the presses.Copy !req
33. I fell in love
with you because of you.Copy !req
34. Put another wayCopy !req
35. I bought the whole houseCopy !req
36. not just the kitchen.Copy !req
37. And believe me,
there are other roomsCopy !req
38. where you rate five stars.Copy !req
39. Let's skip right to dessert.Copy !req
40. Hmm.Copy !req
41. (Bertha)
'Help!'Copy !req
42. 'Go away! Go away!'Copy !req
43. 'Help me! Help me!'Copy !req
44. 'Go away!'Copy !req
45. Go away! Go away!Copy !req
46. It's Bertha Emory.Copy !req
47. Help!Copy !req
48. Help!Copy !req
49. (Bertha)
'No! No!'Copy !req
50. Now, Bertha, you should never
try flying without Superman.Copy !req
51. (Mink)
'Stax?'Copy !req
52. 'I hear you in there.'Copy !req
53. 'Open the door.'Copy !req
54. Mink.Copy !req
55. You're a tough man
to find, Herbie.Copy !req
56. This is your fourth move
in the last month.Copy !req
57. Oh, well,
ambiance is
everything.Copy !req
58. 'Hey, think I finally found it.'Copy !req
59. What's all this?Copy !req
60. Uh, it's a... a ghost.Copy !req
61. A ghost?Copy !req
62. I hate that
new age music. Enough!Copy !req
63. Bad news, Herbie.Copy !req
64. The boys voted to clip you.Copy !req
65. For what? I got you in
on the ground floor, didn't
I?Copy !req
66. You sold us an entire
block of BrownstonesCopy !req
67. 'so as we could
set up a mall.'Copy !req
68. You didn't even own
those buildings.Copy !req
69. The ownership papers were fake.Copy !req
70. O-okay.Copy !req
71. Yes, maybe there's one
small flaw in the deal.Copy !req
72. Nobody scams us.Copy !req
73. I sold those deeds of trustCopy !req
74. to a retirement fund
for widows and orphans.Copy !req
75. How should I know
it was controlledCopy !req
76. by the biggest crime family
in the city?Copy !req
77. Everybody makes
a mistake, Herbie.Copy !req
78. - This one's... yours.
- Hey! Ha!Copy !req
79. I'm working my butt
off to square thingsCopy !req
80. make things right
with my partners.Copy !req
81. - Let me show you.
- Unh-unh.Copy !req
82. Gently.Copy !req
83. Trust deed, to number 27.Copy !req
84. Bertha Emory's place?Copy !req
85. The old bat sold?Copy !req
86. Went on the market
this morning.Copy !req
87. She said she'd never budge.Copy !req
88. Yeah, but then she saw ghosts.Copy !req
89. Soon, I'll own every
Brownstone on the block.Copy !req
90. Who's next?Copy !req
91. Uh, the Kents.
It's a young newly-wed couple.Copy !req
92. They should be out of there
by tomorrow morning.Copy !req
93. - It's a piece of cake.
- I don't know.Copy !req
94. I come back without popping
you,
I get popped.Copy !req
95. No, no, see, not if you
present
the deal correctly.Copy !req
96. Point out to your associatesCopy !req
97. that available parcels
of prime real estate like thisCopy !req
98. are practically
non-existent in the city.Copy !req
99. That this is one
of the only block zonedCopy !req
100. for retail development
in the entire area.Copy !req
101. In short, they are just
one surefire scheme awayCopy !req
102. from a gold mine and the wise
man that decided againstCopy !req
103. popping the possessor
of that scheme was you.Copy !req
104. Stand tall, Mink.
Stand proud.Copy !req
105. You're about to turn
the corner on to easy
street.Copy !req
106. Did the crime lab find anything
unusual in Mrs. Emory's house?Copy !req
107. Anything to explain why she
took
a high-dive out the window?Copy !req
108. Trust me, it wasn't
a suicide attempt. I was
there.Copy !req
109. Clark... was carving a roast.Copy !req
110. Lois, some French guy saysCopy !req
111. 'you called him
about a cooking lesson?'Copy !req
112. Shh, shh!
He's a famous chef.Copy !req
113. - I can barely understand him.
- Uh, yes, yes.Copy !req
114. Tell him I'll be
with him tout de suite.Copy !req
115. Well, if you hear anything
else,
just give me a buzz.Copy !req
116. Monsieur Bouchard, enchante.Copy !req
117. Thank you for returning my call.Copy !req
118. See, the problem is,
I've never been reallyCopy !req
119. interested in cooking.Copy !req
120. Well, I would hardly call
it a crime against humanity.Copy !req
121. I just have been more
interested in my career.Copy !req
122. Uh, the thing is, I'm married
now, and it's, it's a littleCopy !req
123. embarrassing serving dinner
from takeout cartons.Copy !req
124. So I-I was wondering, could
you give me cooking lessons?Copy !req
125. Hello?Copy !req
126. Hello?Copy !req
127. Mon ami?Copy !req
128. Bertha Emory listed
her house this morning.Copy !req
129. It sold in less than an hour.Copy !req
130. Wow! The market
must be picking
up.Copy !req
131. Remember that real estate agent
that called?Copy !req
132. He said he had a
buyer
that would dieCopy !req
133. if he didn't get our Brownstone.Copy !req
134. Poor Mrs. Emory!Copy !req
135. She must've sold because of what
happened last night.Copy !req
136. She claimed
that her place was haunted.Copy !req
137. Haunted? As in..Copy !req
138. Ghosts.Copy !req
139. Ghosts? That's ridiculous.Copy !req
140. Isn't it?Copy !req
141. (Mink)
'Herbie?'Copy !req
142. Stax!Copy !req
143. Stax!Copy !req
144. Stax!Copy !req
145. From what I hear these Kents
you're gonna scare awayCopy !req
146. are well-known reporters
for "The Planet."Copy !req
147. They may not scare so easy.Copy !req
148. Very perceptive, Mink.
I like that in a thug.Copy !req
149. And because they're the KentsCopy !req
150. I've decided
to amp up my
efforts.Copy !req
151. How?Copy !req
152. Do you know anything
about the black arts?Copy !req
153. Witchcraft, devil
worship,
human sacrifice?Copy !req
154. Sounds like my second marriage.Copy !req
155. Look, I'm all stocked up.Copy !req
156. I got black mass
candles,
satanic symbolsCopy !req
157. book of incantations,
tannis
root powder, rubber
snakesCopy !req
158. the guy sold me the whole kit.Copy !req
159. By the time I'm
through
with themCopy !req
160. the Kents will think
an entire witches'
covenCopy !req
161. has moved in and taken over.Copy !req
162. And you add
to that my special
effectsCopy !req
163. and they will be begging meCopy !req
164. to take the place
off
their hands.Copy !req
165. Let me impress one thing
on you, Herbie.Copy !req
166. You got 48 hours.Copy !req
167. If this thing don't work,
next time we meetCopy !req
168. one of us will be dead.Copy !req
169. Boy, you just can't buy
that kind of
encouragement!Copy !req
170. Oh, no, puppy, don't!Copy !req
171. Superman!Copy !req
172. Hi, honey. I was
in mid-emergency. What is it?Copy !req
173. - I don't know.
- You don't know?Copy !req
174. If I knew, I wouldn't
need your help.Copy !req
175. Lois!Copy !req
176. Something intenseCopy !req
177. is happening in the kitchen.Copy !req
178. (Lois)
'Well?'Copy !req
179. Demonic symbolsCopy !req
180. 'black mass candles'Copy !req
181. an incantation book.Copy !req
182. (Lois)
'What about the pots and pans?'Copy !req
183. (Clark)
Hanging neatly
from the rack.Copy !req
184. Who do you suppose
did this?Copy !req
185. - Vandals?
- Vandals!Copy !req
186. Clark, pots and pans
were whizzing around the room.Copy !req
187. By themselves?Copy !req
188. I know how it sounds.Copy !req
189. There must be some
rational
explanation.Copy !req
190. I am all for that. Go ahead.Copy !req
191. I'll accept almost anything.Copy !req
192. Barometric pressures,
wind currents, sun spots?Copy !req
193. Afraid not.Copy !req
194. Your turn.Copy !req
195. Fatigue and emotional trauma?Copy !req
196. What emotional trauma?Copy !req
197. Although it was
no real big deal to
meCopy !req
198. you seemed pretty upsetCopy !req
199. by last night's... London broil.Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. Clark!Copy !req
202. After everything
we've been throughCopy !req
203. invading aliens,
alternate universesCopy !req
204. machines that suck
the youth out of youCopy !req
205. you think the one thingCopy !req
206. that's gonna make me
see flying pots is... meat?Copy !req
207. Man.Copy !req
208. Aw, man!Copy !req
209. Aah!Copy !req
210. What a dump!Copy !req
211. I always wanted to say thatCopy !req
212. but I was never
in a place awful enough.Copy !req
213. Who are you?
What are you?Copy !req
214. Why are you? And most important,
why are you here?Copy !req
215. - You set me free.
- It was a mistake.Copy !req
216. It wasn't me,
it was all that crap I bought.Copy !req
217. I just wanted to thank you.Copy !req
218. 'I've been in this strange
state of limbo'Copy !req
219. ever since my death.Copy !req
220. I was murdered, you know.Copy !req
221. Oh, well, you're welcome.Copy !req
222. Now, do I open the door,
or you just slither
underneath?Copy !req
223. Well, how long have I been dead?Copy !req
224. There was no way
of telling in there.Copy !req
225. Well, who... who was
The President when you died?Copy !req
226. Oh, I never
followed politics.Copy !req
227. Well, who... won
the Super Bowl?Copy !req
228. Well, I wasn't into sports.Copy !req
229. Well... what was
your favorite TV show?Copy !req
230. Well, I didn't really
watch television.Copy !req
231. Oh, no wonder somebody
killed
you. You were a real drag.Copy !req
232. I must find my killer,
avenge my deathCopy !req
233. so that I can pass over
to the other side.Copy !req
234. The other side?
What's on the other side?Copy !req
235. - Don't you know?
- Who, me?Copy !req
236. Well, you must be
a very powerful mediumCopy !req
237. to have released
me the way you did.Copy !req
238. Are you my master?Copy !req
239. Master?Copy !req
240. Uh, yeah, master. That's it.Copy !req
241. You got it, sister.Copy !req
242. And, uh, you have
to do everything I sayCopy !req
243. or I'm gonna put
you back in that wall.Copy !req
244. Yes, master, anything you say.Copy !req
245. Ooh, I like the sound of that.Copy !req
246. Uh, now, in timeCopy !req
247. if you are a good
and faithful servantCopy !req
248. I will discover
the identity of your killerCopy !req
249. so you can be free.Copy !req
250. You can do that?Copy !req
251. Yeah, I'm
a master medium, remember?Copy !req
252. (Mink)
Hey, Herbie,
let go of the door!Copy !req
253. You didn't call me, Herbie.Copy !req
254. And when I phoned over hereCopy !req
255. they says you wasn't
taking any calls.Copy !req
256. And I had to leave my nice,
warm apartmentCopy !req
257. to find out
how it went tonight.Copy !req
258. I'll know in the
morning
how successful I was.Copy !req
259. Say, listen... do
you
notice anythingCopy !req
260. different about the place?Copy !req
261. It's even uglier
than I remembered.Copy !req
262. Look, stink,
don't pressure
me.Copy !req
263. Quit following me around.Copy !req
264. What did you say?Copy !req
265. I'm tired of you
breathing down my neck.Copy !req
266. So why don't you be a good
little hit man and go homeCopy !req
267. and I'll call you
when I need you.Copy !req
268. Who the hell
do you think you are?Copy !req
269. 'You can't get away
with that!'Copy !req
270. Nobody talks
to me like that!Copy !req
271. I shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
272. Well, your wish is my command.Copy !req
273. Huh, yeah,
don't you forget it.Copy !req
274. Now get back over to the Kents
and scare the hell out of them.Copy !req
275. - Why?
- Oh, because I said so.Copy !req
276. Oh, that's good enough for me.Copy !req
277. Oh.Copy !req
278. Oh, I was dreaming about pots
whizzing around the kitchen.Copy !req
279. Do you get the feeling
we're not alone?Copy !req
280. No.Copy !req
281. Pots don't fly by themselves.
We agree on that.Copy !req
282. Absolutely.Copy !req
283. You know, our neighbor
moved out of her houseCopy !req
284. because she thought
it was hauntedCopy !req
285. then you come home and find
eerie symbols and props.Copy !req
286. So I'm primed to see
something... horrificCopy !req
287. which I do.Copy !req
288. She was frightened out of
her
house and immediately sold.Copy !req
289. We get a call
from a real estate
agentCopy !req
290. wanting to buy our placeCopy !req
291. and now, strange, spooky
stuff
starts showing up here.Copy !req
292. So somebody's trying
to scare us into selling?Copy !req
293. It worked on Mrs. Emory.Copy !req
294. Well, I guess it's a relief
to feel like we're up againstCopy !req
295. a real, live, flesh
and blood adversary.Copy !req
296. See, I told
youCopy !req
297. there was a
rational
explanation.Copy !req
298. I'm glad you realize I'm not
in the habit of seeing things.Copy !req
299. - Right.
- I mean, I'm a pro, right?Copy !req
300. Of course.Copy !req
301. My job is to observe..Copy !req
302. calmly..Copy !req
303. and rationally.Copy !req
304. Oh, my God!Copy !req
305. - You didn't see that?
- 'See what?'Copy !req
306. It-it just vanished
into the wall.Copy !req
307. What are you doing?Copy !req
308. I'm gonna look
into the wall.Copy !req
309. Well, I don't think
X-raying's
gonna do any good.Copy !req
310. What do you mean?Copy !req
311. I don't think
you can X-ray
a-a..Copy !req
312. A-a what?Copy !req
313. A ghost, Clark.Copy !req
314. A ghost.Copy !req
315. They were ready for bed,
for God sake, kissing!Copy !req
316. Look, you better
get a lot thicker skinCopy !req
317. if you're gonna be
in the real estate business.Copy !req
318. Why do I have to terrify them?Copy !req
319. They seem like
such a nice young couple.Copy !req
320. I want them
out of the
Brownstone!Copy !req
321. Why?Copy !req
322. Since when
do you ask questions?Copy !req
323. I'm the master,
you're the servant,
remember?Copy !req
324. I'd like to think
of us as partners.Copy !req
325. - Oh, you do?
- Yes.Copy !req
326. - Fine with me.
- Really?Copy !req
327. Absolutely, since you're deadCopy !req
328. you can be the silent partner!Copy !req
329. Now, get back out
there
and do your stuffCopy !req
330. or I'll never reveal
your murderer to youCopy !req
331. even though I am real
close
to finding out who it is.Copy !req
332. And you will
spend
the rest of
eternityCopy !req
333. squeezed between five
inches
of molding plaster!Copy !req
334. Gotcha.Copy !req
335. Lois, you okay?Copy !req
336. Oh, sure.Copy !req
337. You didn't get much sleep
last night, honey.Copy !req
338. What is all this?Copy !req
339. Just a little morning
sunshine
I whipped up.Copy !req
340. Sorry about last night.Copy !req
341. Things look a lot less
spooky
in daylight.Copy !req
342. Sit. Eat.Copy !req
343. Well, it all looks delicious.Copy !req
344. Hmm. Ooh.Copy !req
345. Oh, it tastes great, honey.Copy !req
346. Wonderful!Copy !req
347. Wow, must be some cookbook
you're reading!Copy !req
348. You know, I've been thinking.Copy !req
349. All that yucky
stuff
that happened.Copy !req
350. Hmm?Copy !req
351. It could take
a long time,
agesCopy !req
352. to find out who's at the
bottom
of trying to drive us out.Copy !req
353. We do have
an interested buyer.Copy !req
354. It's not like we've
put down roots here.Copy !req
355. What do you say we just
sell,
avoid all the aggravationCopy !req
356. and get a good night's sleep?Copy !req
357. Honey, that's not us.Copy !req
358. We can't be intimidated
like that.Copy !req
359. I can be intimidated
if I want, and I want.Copy !req
360. In fact, I've already
signed the escrow
papers.Copy !req
361. What escrow papers?Copy !req
362. Remember that person
who was interestedCopy !req
363. in buying our house?Copy !req
364. Honey, you already
signed papers?Copy !req
365. If this marriage
is going to workCopy !req
366. we're going to have
to divide up the chores.Copy !req
367. So you take out the garbage,
I'll sign the papers.Copy !req
368. I don't know
what's going on here, honeyCopy !req
369. but we need to talk about—Copy !req
370. Listen, four-eyes,
don't get upCopy !req
371. from that table again untilCopy !req
372. you've finished every last biteCopy !req
373. of your breakfast!Copy !req
374. Honey, I think
last night affected youCopy !req
375. a little bit more
than you're willing to
admit.Copy !req
376. If you love me, you'll sign.Copy !req
377. If you want to love me, ditto.Copy !req
378. Clark, don't you dare sign!Copy !req
379. (as Katie)
Sign, damn it, or I'll
never
make you another meal!Copy !req
380. Don't listen to me.
I'm not me.Copy !req
381. - Shut up!
- You shut up.Copy !req
382. Aah!Copy !req
383. (as Katie)
Do that again and I'llCopy !req
384. scratch my eyes out!Copy !req
385. Lois!Copy !req
386. - No, witch!
- Intruder!Copy !req
387. (as
Katie)
Wacko!Copy !req
388. - Cow!
- Get out!Copy !req
389. You get out!
I was me first!Copy !req
390. Now do you believe me?Copy !req
391. Relax. I told you, I'm fine.Copy !req
392. Are you sure?Copy !req
393. Wh-what I mean
is... are you
sure?Copy !req
394. - I'm sure.
- Well, I'm not.Copy !req
395. Do you know what it feels
like
having the person you loveCopy !req
396. turn into a snarling
monster
right before your eyes?Copy !req
397. She was snarling. I was
speaking
loudly for emphasis.Copy !req
398. I'm glad you were there.Copy !req
399. Helped me get through it.Copy !req
400. What was it... like?Copy !req
401. I mean, how did it
feel
to have someone..Copy !req
402. occupy your body?Copy !req
403. Crowded.Copy !req
404. It's strange.Copy !req
405. I can only imagine.Copy !req
406. No, I mean, it's strangeCopy !req
407. I, I still feel remnantsCopy !req
408. of her feelings in me.Copy !req
409. I feel her pain.Copy !req
410. Clark, I feel sorry for her.Copy !req
411. Yeah, well, she didn't earn
a whole lot of my sympathyCopy !req
412. when she was trying to brain
you with that-that spatula.Copy !req
413. It's like she's stuck here.Copy !req
414. Here in-in the house?Copy !req
415. Gee, that ought to send
property values soaring!Copy !req
416. Speaking of which,
would-would a ghostCopy !req
417. have a big
interest
in real estate?Copy !req
418. 'Cause the last time I lookedCopy !req
419. dead people
couldn't own
property.Copy !req
420. So why was she trying
to force us to sell?Copy !req
421. Maybe she's being guided
by a more earthly force.Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. Did you learn
anything else about
her?Copy !req
424. She never thought
she was pretty.Copy !req
425. She gained some weight
and her husbandCopy !req
426. used to tease her about that.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. What is it?Copy !req
429. She was murdered!Copy !req
430. Right here in this room.Copy !req
431. Oh, you're about the worst
ghost
I've ever met!Copy !req
432. One simple haunting! Whoosh!
And they're gone! Out!Copy !req
433. But no! Once again
you come back empty-handed!Copy !req
434. Casper could do a better job!Copy !req
435. Stop yelling at me!
You sound just like my husband.Copy !req
436. That's all he ever did,
was yell at me, make fun of meCopy !req
437. tease me, laugh at me!Copy !req
438. Get it!Copy !req
439. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
440. I was so wrong
to raise my voice.Copy !req
441. [sighs
]
So!Copy !req
442. What did they call you
when you resembled the
living?Copy !req
443. My friends used
to call me Katie.Copy !req
444. Hmm.Copy !req
445. The few I had.Copy !req
446. So, Katie..Copy !req
447. um, the reason I
got
so carried away
thereCopy !req
448. was because I want to turn
that Brownstone into a homeCopy !req
449. for widows and orphans.Copy !req
450. A-a place where little tykes
can fill their empty tummiesCopy !req
451. and blue-haired
ladies
can play canastaCopy !req
452. to their hearts' content.Copy !req
453. Love, Katie!Copy !req
454. Love!Copy !req
455. That's why I want
that Brownstone.Copy !req
456. I understand. You're forgiven.Copy !req
457. Oh, bless you!Copy !req
458. Now, you think you
can
take one more shotCopy !req
459. at clearing out the place?Copy !req
460. You know, those orphans
aren't gettin' any
younger.Copy !req
461. Frightening didn't work.
I even tried possessing her.Copy !req
462. But that Lois was tough.Copy !req
463. She fought me
with everything she had.Copy !req
464. But as bad as it wasCopy !req
465. it was still sorta nice
being human again.Copy !req
466. I mean, it beats
this limbo I'm in.Copy !req
467. Now, now, take it easy.Copy !req
468. Remember, if you
complete this
taskCopy !req
469. I might just disclose
who your killer is to
you.Copy !req
470. Oh, that would
be wonderful, master.Copy !req
471. Herbie. Call me Herbie.Copy !req
472. After all... we're
gonna
be partners, right?Copy !req
473. Are they out?Copy !req
474. Makes you a
first-class
criminal, Mink.Copy !req
475. You have an
instinctive
feel for—Copy !req
476. - Cut the crap!
- Mink!Copy !req
477. I'm this close.
I-I'm begging you, Mink.Copy !req
478. A few hours.
That's all I ask.Copy !req
479. I like to see
you sweat,
Herbie.Copy !req
480. My head don't hurt so much.Copy !req
481. And how'd you do that
nasty
thing with the lamp?Copy !req
482. Three hours! Please!
Four hours! I'll throw in a
TV!Copy !req
483. Bye-bye, Herbie.Copy !req
484. Aah!Copy !req
485. That creep!Copy !req
486. Ah, does my heart goodCopy !req
487. to see my two top
investigative reportersCopy !req
488. hard at work
on their stories?Copy !req
489. "Prohibition agents
raid Brownstone?"Copy !req
490. "Discover stiff
in basement?"Copy !req
491. What's that got to do
with smuggling microchipsCopy !req
492. out of the country?Copy !req
493. I put that story
on hold, chief.Copy !req
494. Right now,
I'm working on a
murder.Copy !req
495. Oh, okay. Okay. Good.
Sounds like page one.Copy !req
496. Uh... when did it happen?Copy !req
497. Sometime after 1898.Copy !req
498. What?Copy !req
499. Someone died
in our Brownstone,
chief.Copy !req
500. I'm compiling a list
of everyone who owned
itCopy !req
501. then cross-referencing
the names with the morgue
files.Copy !req
502. See?Copy !req
503. Jumpin' Judas,
you got a rogue's
galleryCopy !req
504. of fiends,
cutthroats,
and murderers
there.Copy !req
505. And those were just
the good tenants, chief.Copy !req
506. Well, you know, I tried to
trace
my family back once.Copy !req
507. Didn't like much what I found.Copy !req
508. So I stopped.Copy !req
509. Ah, at least
I got one
reporterCopy !req
510. taking care of current business.Copy !req
511. How's the Morton
bribery case comin' along?Copy !req
512. "How to Raise the Dead?"Copy !req
513. I get tired of novels.Copy !req
514. No, no, no. Wait, wait,
wait.
Don't tell me.Copy !req
515. You're trying to resurrect..Copy !req
516. the person that was
killed
in your townhouse.Copy !req
517. Now, there's a thought.Copy !req
518. I found her.Copy !req
519. 'Name's Katherine Banks.'Copy !req
520. Wife of a crime lord,
since retired.Copy !req
521. - How was she killed?
- Blow to the head.Copy !req
522. - When?
- Ten years ago.Copy !req
523. Any suspects?Copy !req
524. The husband, of courseCopy !req
525. but he had an airtight alibi.Copy !req
526. He was in jail.Copy !req
527. Anything else?Copy !req
528. She was covered with flour.Copy !req
529. Flour?Copy !req
530. Well, I was just reading.Copy !req
531. It seems a murdered spirit
can only be freedCopy !req
532. from the place it haunts
if the killer is found.Copy !req
533. I got it!
I got it!Copy !req
534. - Tuna on rye, right?
- No.Copy !req
535. Uh... I'll call
the delivery place, chief.Copy !req
536. Aw, does anybody
still work here?Copy !req
537. Your neighbor
sold her BrownstoneCopy !req
538. to Bismarck Development CompanyCopy !req
539. while the name
on your escrow papersCopy !req
540. for your place is Hardkin
Investment Associates.Copy !req
541. Those are two completely
different buyers.Copy !req
542. But they could
be dummy companiesCopy !req
543. controlled by the same person.Copy !req
544. - Keep diggin'.
- Right.Copy !req
545. The key to this
is Katherine Banks' murder.Copy !req
546. We need to find
out more about it.Copy !req
547. Maybe... from the best
source possible.Copy !req
548. No. Unh-unh.
Way too dangerous.Copy !req
549. - Oh!
- Lois, I'm serious.Copy !req
550. - Whoo!
- Seriously.Copy !req
551. Lois, this is something
you just, you cannot do.Copy !req
552. Calling Katherine Banks.Copy !req
553. Calling Katherine.Copy !req
554. Come in, Katherine... Banks.Copy !req
555. Here.Copy !req
556. It was here, wasn't it?Copy !req
557. They found you in this room.Copy !req
558. Are you here, Katherine?Copy !req
559. - What do you want?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
560. A ghost.
You're really a
ghost.Copy !req
561. Yes, I am. Move out.Copy !req
562. No.Copy !req
563. I, I mean, I-I belong here.Copy !req
564. You can see the
logic.
I pay the mortgage.Copy !req
565. And I'm alive.Copy !req
566. But I-I get that
you're
in terrible troubleCopy !req
567. 'and I'm sorry.'Copy !req
568. Very sweet. Move out!Copy !req
569. Katherine, we both know
why you're here.Copy !req
570. We do?Copy !req
571. And by here, I mean,
here as opposed to there.Copy !req
572. I'd like to help.Copy !req
573. Sure. As if you care.Copy !req
574. I don't trust you
or anyone with a pulse.Copy !req
575. Life was that tough?Copy !req
576. Well, I was beaten to death
with a blunt instrument.Copy !req
577. So in that sense, yes.Copy !req
578. I, uh..Copy !req
579. I get the feeling..Copy !req
580. '... your husband..'Copy !req
581. you did everything
for him.Copy !req
582. I know you're a great cook.Copy !req
583. I was. And I cleaned.Copy !req
584. And I brought him
his slippers.Copy !req
585. But... he could be
very mean to me.Copy !req
586. And he made me feel cheap
and used and unwanted.Copy !req
587. That's terrible.Copy !req
588. Can you tell me about it?Copy !req
589. No.Copy !req
590. No.Copy !req
591. This morning when I was youCopy !req
592. your husband
looked at me... us..Copy !req
593. with such love in his eyesCopy !req
594. like I've never seen
in my whole lifeCopy !req
595. not for one day
as long as I lived.Copy !req
596. Katherine.Copy !req
597. Oh, call me Katie.
All my friends call me Katie.Copy !req
598. Katie.Copy !req
599. What happened the night you..Copy !req
600. Were... murdered?Copy !req
601. It's okay.Copy !req
602. I had just finished
giving a cooking lesson.Copy !req
603. - You give cooking lessons?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
604. I had taught a secretary
at my husband's firmCopy !req
605. Lilah Monroe, how to prepare
aiguillettes of pheasantCopy !req
606. with juniper berries.Copy !req
607. And I came into this room..Copy !req
608. and the next thing I knewCopy !req
609. I was stuck
in the kitchen wallCopy !req
610. for, well, how long
have I been dead?Copy !req
611. - Ten years.
- Ten years?Copy !req
612. Ten years!Copy !req
613. Ronald Reagan!Copy !req
614. What?Copy !req
615. I have to go!Copy !req
616. But what did
your husband do to
you?Copy !req
617. Oh, no, I can't tell you.Copy !req
618. But if I could figure out who—Copy !req
619. No. My master's calling.
Herbie freed me.Copy !req
620. I, I can't betray him.
I have to go!Copy !req
621. Katie!Copy !req
622. (woman on phone)
'I'm sorry, we have no seats
left on that flight, Mr.,
uh..'Copy !req
623. - It's Stax, Herbie.
- 'We have no seats left.'Copy !req
624. What, the next flight
to Miami is full?Copy !req
625. - 'Yes, it is.'
- Book me anywhere else you
fly.Copy !req
626. Ten years!Copy !req
627. Reagan was President
when I died!Copy !req
628. Uh! Am I glad to see you!Copy !req
629. I've got something
for you to take care of.Copy !req
630. I can't go on scaring Lois
and Clark. Ask me anything
else.Copy !req
631. Oh, forget Lois and Clark.Copy !req
632. Katie, to better improve
master-servant relationsCopy !req
633. I have decided to
reveal
the identity of your
killer.Copy !req
634. Really?Copy !req
635. You deserve it.Copy !req
636. Katie... it's time
to avenge your
death.Copy !req
637. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
638. Time's up, Herbie!Copy !req
639. Undertaker's waitin'.Copy !req
640. Oh, this is gonna
be a pleasure.Copy !req
641. I can't believe you tried
such an insane stunt.Copy !req
642. It worked, didn't it?Copy !req
643. And-and that is the
second
thing I can't believeCopy !req
644. that you actually
summoned a... a..Copy !req
645. Ghost. It's okay.
You can say it.Copy !req
646. How was she?Copy !req
647. As scary as when
she possessed you?Copy !req
648. Clark, she's a ghost.
She was scary.Copy !req
649. But then she just..Copy !req
650. seemed like
this lonely little girl.Copy !req
651. Does she have any idea
who killed her?Copy !req
652. No. The last thing she
remembers
is giving a cooking lesson.Copy !req
653. That would explain why
she was covered with
flour.Copy !req
654. There was some detail
about her marriageCopy !req
655. that she couldn't
bring herself to tell me.Copy !req
656. She seemed more interested
in talking about you and me.Copy !req
657. Well, I hope you
didn't
tell her everything.Copy !req
658. I left out the good parts.Copy !req
659. She's probably
already
seen them anyway.Copy !req
660. I never thought of that!Copy !req
661. Is there any chance of
getting
her back here for an
encore?Copy !req
662. This Herbie called her away.Copy !req
663. She said he was her master,
the one who freed her.Copy !req
664. Wait, wait.
Freed her from our
wall?Copy !req
665. Well, then this
Herbie
must be the guyCopy !req
666. who put that
stuff
in the kitchenCopy !req
667. to scare us out of here.Copy !req
668. We need to find this Herbie.Copy !req
669. Boo.Copy !req
670. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.Copy !req
671. Goin' somewhere, Herbie?Copy !req
672. Uh... yeah. Yes.Copy !req
673. On a fund-raising missionCopy !req
674. since you didn't keep
up your end of the bargain.Copy !req
675. 'Now, I-I've gotta
find another home'Copy !req
676. for those poor widows
and orphansCopy !req
677. or they'll be doomed
to wander homeless and hungryCopy !req
678. 'sleepin' in cardboard—'Copy !req
679. Put a sock in it!Copy !req
680. You used me to do something
terrible tonight, Herbie.Copy !req
681. I'm not a killer.
I don't kill people.Copy !req
682. That poor man that I
dispatched
to the other sideCopy !req
683. he wasn't the one
that murdered me.Copy !req
684. How do you know?Copy !req
685. I'm-I'm the medium.
Y-you're just the message.Copy !req
686. If he was, I would've
passed over by nowCopy !req
687. instead of being stuck
in this crummy roomCopy !req
688. 'with a crummy con man.'Copy !req
689. I never got an even break
in my whole life.Copy !req
690. And you're the last in a long
line that saw to it.Copy !req
691. The heck with passin' over.Copy !req
692. I don't want my murder solved.
I'm stayin'.Copy !req
693. And I'll look better
than I ever lookedCopy !req
694. and I'll be with a man
that's actually decent!Copy !req
695. I'm gonna live.Copy !req
696. I'm gonna live better dead
than I did alive.Copy !req
697. And I'm gonna have anything
I darn well please.Copy !req
698. And I'm gonna make thingsCopy !req
699. a living hell for youCopy !req
700. for the rest
of your miserable life.Copy !req
701. Investigating officer's
statement?Copy !req
702. "Blunt force trauma
to the back of the head."Copy !req
703. Which means Katie
never saw her
attacker.Copy !req
704. I think we've been
through all this.Copy !req
705. The last entry
was two years
ago.Copy !req
706. An unsolved murder case
is never officially closedCopy !req
707. but when the trail turns coldCopy !req
708. like old soldiers,
it just... fades away.Copy !req
709. Darndest thing! Guy got killed
tonight. Ask me how.Copy !req
710. Am I gonna regret this?Copy !req
711. Witnesses swear lawn tools
flew through the airCopy !req
712. by themselves
and attacked him.Copy !req
713. Lawn tools?Copy !req
714. Flew?Copy !req
715. Do you have the victim's name?Copy !req
716. Uh, yeah. Mahoney.Copy !req
717. Mink Mahoney.Copy !req
718. - That rings some bells.
- I ran him through our
morgue.Copy !req
719. Turns out he's the triggerman
for the most powerfulCopy !req
720. crime family in the city.Copy !req
721. Excuse me.
Alleged triggerman.Copy !req
722. He always walks away clean.Copy !req
723. Until now.Copy !req
724. Got another name for you.
Herbie Stax.Copy !req
725. (both)
Herbie!Copy !req
726. - You know him?
- Well, his name gets around.Copy !req
727. Oh, he has a bunch
of dummy companiesCopy !req
728. he uses for real estate scams.Copy !req
729. He, uh, he bought
Bertha Emory's townhouseCopy !req
730. 'under Bismarck Development'Copy !req
731. and he tried to get yoursCopy !req
732. using Hardkin Investment.Copy !req
733. Jimmy, this crime family
that Mahoney worksCopy !req
734. for what kind of stuff
are they into?Copy !req
735. They build mini malls and stuffCopy !req
736. after grabbing up
the best properties in town.Copy !req
737. It's pretty questionable deals.Copy !req
738. Sounds like Herbie was trying
to sell them our block.Copy !req
739. Look at this. I found
a supplemental report.Copy !req
740. Page 16-C.
This wasn't in the original.Copy !req
741. Oh... uh. Katie.Copy !req
742. Help me find 16-C.Copy !req
743. I'm sure that's
where the answer is.Copy !req
744. "Daily Planet?"Copy !req
745. 'C.K., phone call
for you. Line 6.'Copy !req
746. Oh, great!Copy !req
747. - Hi, this is, uh—
- 'Clark Kent?'Copy !req
748. - Is this Clark Kent?
- Yeah.Copy !req
749. It's Herbie Stax.Copy !req
750. Herbie Stax?
We want to talk to you.Copy !req
751. Kent! Look, she's outta control.Copy !req
752. Someone has to stop her.Copy !req
753. - Who?
- Katie Banks! The ghost!Copy !req
754. Look, she's gone
off the deep end.Copy !req
755. Just tell me what you want me to
do, Mr. Kent. I'll do anything.Copy !req
756. Alright, where is she right now?Copy !req
757. I think she wants to bond
with your wife.Copy !req
758. And I mean bond.Copy !req
759. Your wife's there
with you, isn't she?Copy !req
760. Yeah, yeah. She's..Copy !req
761. Lois?Copy !req
762. Lois?Copy !req
763. Ha!Copy !req
764. Hmm.Copy !req
765. Lois?Copy !req
766. (as Katie)
Who the heck are you and what
are ya doin' in my house?Copy !req
767. Where's Clark?Copy !req
768. I made a lovely dinner
for my man.Copy !req
769. It's time to leave
Lois' body, Katie.Copy !req
770. I wouldn't be giving
me orders, big boy.Copy !req
771. See, I can actually
make Lois dieCopy !req
772. by shutting down her system
anytime I want to.Copy !req
773. I like her as a homeCopy !req
774. 'but I can find others.'Copy !req
775. There's that cute
what's her nameCopy !req
776. who turns those cards
on that game show.Copy !req
777. I could do that
if I was still dead.Copy !req
778. You are dead, Katie.Copy !req
779. I know Herbie betrayed youCopy !req
780. but this... just won't work.Copy !req
781. Clark will learn to love me.Copy !req
782. No, he won't.Copy !req
783. Clark loves Lois.Copy !req
784. Well, then I hope
he comes to her funeral!Copy !req
785. No!Copy !req
786. Aah!Copy !req
787. (as Katie)
Let me go.
I swear I'll kill
her.Copy !req
788. I know who killed you, Katie.Copy !req
789. It was right there on page 16-CCopy !req
790. the one that Lois had
before you blew it away.Copy !req
791. The one thing you couldn't
bring yourself to tell herCopy !req
792. was that your husband
was having an affairCopy !req
793. almost from the day
you two were married.Copy !req
794. I don't want to hear any more!Copy !req
795. You never knew
who it was, did you?Copy !req
796. And being cooped up in our
kitchen wall you didn'tCopy !req
797. know that your husband remarried
right after you died.Copy !req
798. He married her, Katie.Copy !req
799. She was a stripper
named Lilah Monroe.Copy !req
800. Lilah wasn't a stripper.
She was a struggling
secretary!Copy !req
801. My husband felt sorry for
her!
I felt sorry for her!Copy !req
802. I even gave her cooking lessons!Copy !req
803. Your husband begged
you for a divorce, didn't he?Copy !req
804. But you wouldn't
give it to himCopy !req
805. because you suspected that he
was in love with somebody elseCopy !req
806. so you vowed to stay married
to him just to punish him.Copy !req
807. You didn't know that you
were giving cooking lessonsCopy !req
808. to your husband's mistress.Copy !req
809. She hated you, and she wanted
you out of the way.Copy !req
810. Hadn't she just left your
house
the night of the murder?Copy !req
811. - I think she came back—
- No! It's not true!Copy !req
812. I wouldn't be taken
in like that, not by
Lilah!Copy !req
813. It wasn't my idea, Katie.
He made me.Copy !req
814. The truth, Lilah.Copy !req
815. Just like you told me.Copy !req
816. 'It'll free all of us.'Copy !req
817. Don't say it, Lilah!Copy !req
818. (Superman)
'Go on, Lilah.'Copy !req
819. She won't hurt you.Copy !req
820. Lilah!Copy !req
821. I did it!Copy !req
822. I killed Katherine!Copy !req
823. - You!
- No!Copy !req
824. I'm sorry, Katie.Copy !req
825. I don't care! I'm not leaving!Copy !req
826. I could start over.
I'm beautiful.Copy !req
827. I have a wonderful husband
and a life like I never hadCopy !req
828. and I'm not giving it back!Copy !req
829. Katie, Lois said that
you
are a wonderful personCopy !req
830. but nothing
about your life was fair.Copy !req
831. 'Obviously, you belong
in a better place.'Copy !req
832. No! I like it here!
And you don't have a choice!Copy !req
833. The way I hear it, Katie..Copy !req
834. you don't have a choice.Copy !req
835. Your killer has been found.Copy !req
836. I'm sorry, Lois.Copy !req
837. I know.Copy !req
838. I understand.Copy !req
839. 'But things will
be better for you now.'Copy !req
840. You're probably right.Copy !req
841. Seems I've made
my best friend..Copy !req
842. '... my only friend'Copy !req
843. after I left this life.Copy !req
844. Bummer!Copy !req
845. You'll make sure all those
people get their homes back?Copy !req
846. I'll be waiting for both
of you on the other side!Copy !req
847. Goodbye, Katie.Copy !req
848. Well, nice to know
that while we're in prisonCopy !req
849. we have somethin'
to look forward to.Copy !req
850. Lois?Copy !req
851. Yes, it's really
me.
Don't be worried.Copy !req
852. I-I wasn't worried.
Who was at the door?Copy !req
853. Telegram.Copy !req
854. Oh.Copy !req
855. From Herbie.Copy !req
856. "Enjoying prison so far.Copy !req
857. "Thick walls,
terrifying
guards.Copy !req
858. "I feel very safe.Copy !req
859. Tell Superman, thanks."Copy !req
860. And Lilah is deliriously happyCopy !req
861. to finally have the murder
off her conscience.Copy !req
862. She was concerned
about the hereafter.Copy !req
863. Although after
a run-in with KatieCopy !req
864. I think she has more
to be worried about.Copy !req
865. So everyone is where
they belong. Great.Copy !req
866. Yes. Including me.Copy !req
867. Lois Lane,
in the kitchen, cooking.Copy !req
868. And you can just get
that look off your face.Copy !req
869. - What look?
- That look that says..Copy !req
870. "Oh, my God,
Lois cooked somethingCopy !req
871. and I have to eat it."Copy !req
872. Katie left a little behind.Copy !req
873. 'She sure knew how to cook
a wonderful breakfast.'Copy !req
874. Wow!Copy !req
875. I call that
Eggs a la Katie Banks.Copy !req
876. Oh, honey, you can cook!Copy !req
877. Yes, who would've thought
a couple of eggsCopy !req
878. could give me
such a feeling of conquest!Copy !req
879. Although it's sort
of like climbing Mount
Everest.Copy !req
880. Once you do it, you think
why would I ever do that
again?Copy !req
881. I'll eat slowly.Copy !req
882. I would.Copy !req
883. Oh! Oh, no.Copy !req
884. Oh, no!Copy !req
885. No, I won't! No! No!Copy !req
886. I.. Just kidding!Copy !req
887. Sorry. Did I get egg on you?Copy !req
888. Let me just
wipe that off.Copy !req