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Superman left the country.
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by John Doe.
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name's
not John Doe.
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a-and he's a
monster.
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and he's trying to
destroy
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good
in the country.
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of stuff he said you'd say.
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you supported the other side.
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you were the other
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behind John Doe.
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John Doe. John Doe. John Doe.
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as soon as we got your call.
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through a time window.
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man
I have ever met.
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wanted two things.
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I'm up against.
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image, I can think the
truth.
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the entire country
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John Doe is a darn nice guy.
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Honey, we believe you.
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like Clark is dead.
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anything else in this life
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you have to cling to hope.
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- Yes, he would.
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go in to work right now.
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news
about John Doe.
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rest—
- I'm going in.
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close to this thing.
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to beat Tempus.
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to have John Doe in office
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the inauguration.
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in the world.
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emperors in this country.
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but it's only a pen stroke
away.
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Garner.
A man can dream—
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You can't go in there.
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- You wanted to see me?
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That's the name.
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you are the cruelest
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feared
cutthroat in Metropolis.
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parents
when you were three
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downhill
ever since.
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secretary of state?
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my friend President
Garner—
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Mr. Dragon.
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several bills into
law.
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who doesn't agree with
me.
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you,
Mr. Doe.
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high percentage does,
yes.
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not to use the
phone.
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unconstitutional.
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- Patience.
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some new suits and a new watch.
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a little explosion we had
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an orderly transition
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the most popular politician
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a very wise thing.'
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Doe
just did a very wise
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He's not here.
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plenty of liquids.
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I want you to skedaddle
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has picked you
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post-election interview.
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- Yes.
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that understands him.
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a few words with Mr. Doe.
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133. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm dreadfully so..
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- H.G. Wells, oh.
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of the United States.
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something
happened to Superman?
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- That's why I'm here.
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the wonderful utopia there
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world
of chaos and mayhem.
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for your good work
vanished.
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he's not present.
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stepping
into this time window
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time. You could find him.
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it's not so
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if the time window
exploded
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banished
to a nanosecond
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time
as we know it.
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- Impossible.
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I don't like that
word.
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remains
in the time warp..
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hours,
it could diminish
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how long it'd take
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of the interview.
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filth.
You're pocket lint.
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in the pockets of lawyers.
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You want a martini?
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that if I was able to block
out
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hypnosis,
then others can too.
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He's coming back.
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A family television show?
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allowed here, Lois.
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or hang you on the spot
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in the asylum, darling.
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and losing your husband
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the walls in no time.
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light
is gonna come through
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a very attractive widow.
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'John Doe supporters
by the millions'
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for the eighth night in a
row'
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of America's newest folk hero'
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from such obscure
beginnings..'
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- Lois, brace yourself.
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- Clark!
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- 'No, my dear, it's not
Clark.'
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in the alternate universe.
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Clark here must look.
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retrieving
my Clark is hopeless?
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and world conquest is Superman?
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I think it looks like?
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I've become the Superman
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don't want you
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accepting that he's gone
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what Clark would
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to protect this world.
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ice cream is..
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- Son.
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- H.G. Wells.
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can
travel through time and space
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here from a parallel universe
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but in altered forms.
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like my son.
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like my mom..
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when I was a kid.
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- Wh-what?
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as
rotten as all this is for
me..
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must
be pretty hard for you too.
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- Yeah.
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- Yes.
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that a corrupted
future
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through time to find you.
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as easy as it was
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my movements backward
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be
for you to find your Superman.
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beyond comprehension.
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But enough small talk.
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are better off in my hands.
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John Doe, John Doe.
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and phone owners
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impromptu moment of your time.
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- Papa!
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- Kiddies!
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under one big roof
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that papa says.
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Congress has also
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the non-phone act
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not to use the phone.
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if we're good girls and
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to cut back on your allowance'
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We don't own a phone.
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with a war already on my hands.
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- Thank you.
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because we don't use phones.
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- Nuts.
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about not liking John Doe?
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that were murdered
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John Doe either.
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they have in common?
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answer
right away, wouldn't he?
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against not using the phone.
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is controlling the
country.
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out
through the phone system.
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for any internal
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this inauguration thing is.
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with the two of you..
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you treasonous little bug.
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muscle locked boy scout
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to this one.
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spirit
cannot be confined
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place.
It's everywhere.
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for your overrated
novels.
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time
before he scans the
city
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vision
and locates me.
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abandoned fallout shelter.
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take
that overstuffed set of tights
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if I refuse?
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- You bet.
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I have adjusted the machine
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to happen to your
plan
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the phone system, as he
will
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your fiendish
alteration?
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my villainy
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your anticipation
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of an even more insidious plan
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the whistle on me
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time machine yourself.
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with you, Herb.
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you and I
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bored with someone..
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with your duties.
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from the market.
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- Nothing.
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- Mm.
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give it
a shot sometime.
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it's a fine way to change.
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I mean, you're, you're not
him.
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myself sometimes.
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and ding dongs?
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those things, so would
I.
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- Uh, here.
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message-sending device
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have moved someplace else.
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keep believing in this
lunatic.
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anything
from H.G. Wells?
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keeps people going
sometimes.
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to grab hold of that
strength..
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gonna
get you through this.
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world
without love.
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how
I live my life.
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became
Superman in my world..
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me
to trust in myself..
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goodness
inside of me.
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pretty smart yourself.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- I'm really sorry.
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I-I almost kissed you.
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- No, I almost kissed you.
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- No, no, believe me—
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weird place right now.
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whom you look exactly like
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a lot of imagination
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but you're not him
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and you have to understand
that.
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Completely.
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420. Uh, but, Lois, see,
my life is that lonely thing
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421. that I talked about a-and
then
there's this weird chemistry
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422. between you and I
that I don't really
understand
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423. but I promise you it will
never ever, ever, ever
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425. Dragon, Herb, you scamps.
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426. I knew, given time, you'd find
something fun in common.
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427. I, on the other hand,
have been laboring
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428. on a way to operate
my subliminator
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429. while bypassing
the phone system.
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430. The subliminator's
microwave transmission
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431. has been fed into
ordinary electrical wiring
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432. which acts as an antenna.
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433. - No.
- I don't understand.
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434. There's a surprise.
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435. Every home and business
in the US
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436. will serve as a continually
online receiver
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437. for what I call Tempus Think.
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438. I refuse to believe that
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439. something so diabolical
could be so easy.
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440. Well, that's
the Protestant in you.
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441. Let's wrap fish
in the constitution
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442. and chuck all the old laws.
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443. Would you turn that
light switch on, Herb?
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444. Let's wrap fish
in the constitution
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445. and chuck all the old laws.
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446. - Why did I say that?
- Because I wanted you to.
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447. Because the very walls
pulse with Tempus Think.
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448. I may have succumbed
to your device
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449. but there are others who won't.
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450. Only two that I can think of
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451. and that number's
about to shrink.
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452. Trust me on this, Herb,
I'm unstoppable.
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453. What am I doing?
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454. (Lois)
'About what?'
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455. Uh, oh.
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456. Tempus, the country, you know.
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457. Sorry if I disturbed you.
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458. No. I couldn't sleep either.
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459. If Clark can't be found
in the next 24 hours..
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460. he may just disappear.
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461. You know the terrible thing
about marriage?
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462. 'You take it for granted.'
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463. You think that that person
sleeping next to you..
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464. that sound they make
when they're breathing..
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you'll always have that.
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466. Lois, if there was any way
that I could get him back—
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467. I know.
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468. 'Listen, uh..'
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469. About that... chemistry thing..
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470. 'I think that your feelings..'
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471. Just like it was easy for me
to confuse you with Clark..
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472. I think that your
feelings
for me..
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473. are really meant for her.
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474. 'Your Lois.'
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475. But you see,
I, I've never even met her.
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476. She was lost on an assignment
in the Congo, so..
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477. I just think that somehow
you're meant to be
together.
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478. You know..
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479. it is so much less
complicated being Superman..
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480. than being Clark.
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481. That sounds like something
Clark would say.
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482. 'It's amazing how much
like him you've become.'
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483. Well, now that we're both up..
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484. why don't I make
us
a midnight snack?
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485. - Ah.
- 'Lois?'
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486. - Ah.
- 'Lois, are you alright?'
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487. Tempus is evil.
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488. There's no such thing
as John Doe.
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489. - It's Tempus.
- Are you okay?
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490. I don't know.
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491. All of a sudden, I got
these warm fuzzy feelings
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492. about John Doe.
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493. It all started
when you turned on the
lights.
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494. What are you doing?
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495. I'm following the
electrical
wiring in your house.
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496. I couldn't find any signs
of a mind control device
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497. in the phone system
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498. so they've obviously
developed
another delivery system.
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499. (Tempus)
John Doe is papa.
He's finally here.
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500. Everything he does is right.
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501. He's sending it through
the electrical wiring.
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502. If you could just stay tuned
into that transmission..
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503. I could follow it back
through the power
system
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504. and find the source.
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505. Yes. Go for it.
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506. Okay.
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507. What the heck.
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508. You know, I kind of
like that spin thing.
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509. I ordered a jumbo pepperoni,
not green peppers
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510. and a six pack of beer.
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511. I-I-I-I-I don't care
if you are closing.
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512. I'm the secretary of state.
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513. Where are you, you little worm?
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514. Where are you?
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515. Forgive me if I gloat.
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516. Unconscionable little brute.
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517. (Clark on answering machine)
'No one can answer
your call right now'
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518. 'so leave a message
when you hear the beep.'
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519. Lois, Wells here.
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520. I'm being held against my will
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521. 'in some sort of
underground bunker.'
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522. Mr. Wells, what happened?
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523. - Tempus kidnapped me.
- What?
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524. Lois, I've critical news
for Superman.
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525. Well, he's not here.
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526. Oh, my,
then I'll have to come to
you.
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527. I'll be there as soon as
the time machine warms up. Ta.
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528. Uh, ah.
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529. So she's finally alone.
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530. Uh, no!
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531. Mr. Wells?
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532. It's you.
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533. Well, I would have preferred
hail to the chief
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534. but everything in time.
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535. What's he doing here?
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536. (Tempus)
Making America safe.
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537. I'm clearing the streets
of terrorists.
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538. I believe that includes you.
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539. Mr. Wells, what are you doing?
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540. My dear, I believe
if we knew to the second
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541. the exact moment
of Clark's disappearance
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542. I might be able to find him
with the time machine.
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543. To the second?
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544. Well, anything less
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545. and I could miss him by
literally billions of
years.
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546. I have no idea.
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547. There was so much going on.
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548. I-I barely remember
what day it was.
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549. Yes, well, there you have it.
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550. You know,
as fun as all this is
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551. the one wild card is still
that copycat Superman of yours.
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552. But as I recall,
he was quite fond of Lois here
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553. 'so he's probably containable.'
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554. Probably not,
he's out there right now
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555. finding your mind control
device.
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556. Once that's gone,
so's your power base.
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557. Well, you're just little
Miss Spunky, aren't you?
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558. Garner, get in here.
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559. You better pray
your boyfriend fails, Lois
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560. because as bad as you think
things are now
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561. the nightmare's
only just started.
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562. Hi, Lois.
I heard you were
visiting.
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563. I'm not visiting.
I'm his prisoner.
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564. Ah, Lois, ever the
funster.
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565. Stop, my sides are splitting.
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566. Anyway, we have here
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567. the country's
nuclear launch codes.
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568. What?
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569. I gave them to John
Doe
as a pal gift.
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570. The traitor
Superman
may find a way
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571. to turn the public
against the
president-elect.
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572. 'If that happens,
we'll launch a nuclear
strike'
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573. against every capital on earth.
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574. - That true?
- Excellent.
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575. You can't do that. The other
countries will retaliate.
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576. The whole world
will be destroyed.
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577. Also quite good.
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578. If this world
no longer wants me
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579. then I no longer want it.
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580. Let the fools be
swallowed up in flame.
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581. I'll go rule
the alternate earth.
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582. It's almost as nice.
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583. Better even, for its Superman
will be trapped here.
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584. Hero to a lifeless planet.
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585. (Tempus)
John Doe is papa.
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586. Everything he does is right.
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587. John Doe is papa.
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588. John Doe is papa.
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589. Well, I'll be damned.
He did it.
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590. Does he think that's
all
it takes to finish
me?
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591. All that spandex must keep
the blood from his brain.
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592. President Garner, tell
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593. your secret service men
to arrest him.
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594. - Who?
- Sorry, Lois.
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595. The subliminator's
effects
won't wear off until..
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596. Well, it's way too late.
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597. Oh, Jonathan.
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598. They haven't been here all day.
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599. They weren't at the
"Planet."
They never showed up.
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600. Maybe that Tempus person
got his hands on them.
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601. - Lois?
- Clark?
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602. Clark.
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603. I found the source
of Tempus' mind control.
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604. - Where's Lois?
- Oh, dear.
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605. - Wasn't she with you?
- No.
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606. Maybe she left a
note
or something.
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607. The answering machine
light is on.
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608. She might have called in.
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609. (Wells on answering machine)
'Lois, Wells here.'
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610. 'I'm being held against my will'
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611. 'in some sort
of underground bunker..'
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612. - Underground?
- Maybe she's with him.
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613. I just scanned the entire
city.
There was no sign of them.
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614. Unless, unless they're
in a place lined with lead.
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615. Back in the '50s,
Metropolis built
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616. a series of fallout shelters.
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617. Those were lined with lead.
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618. But they were abandoned
years ago.
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619. Where can I find these shelters?
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620. Oh, honey,
we couldn't begin to tell
you.
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621. Well, then I'd better
find someone who can.
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622. Gee, you got into
the missile launch system
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623. without any help at all.
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624. Computer codes for this
century
are so primitive
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625. it's laughable.
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626. (Tempus)
'Why, you look nervous,
Lois.'
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627. Contemplate your future
as a charcoal briquette.
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628. It's soothing.
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629. (Clark)
Uh-uh, Mr. Olsen, Mr. Olsen.
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630. Mr. Olsen?
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631. Oh, sorry. I-I keep thinking
you own the "Daily Planet."
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632. Who can I ask to do
some research for me?
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633. Are you kidding?
Here's how it
works.
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634. You come barreling in and say
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635. "Jimmy, I need
so-and-so
and I need it now"
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636. and then I drop
everything
and I do it.
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637. - Not your old self today,
huh?
- Jimmy!
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638. I need to know the location
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639. of every fallout shelter
in the city.
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640. Oh, is it urgent?
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641. I got this date with this
chick
just out of prison.
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642. I think she's really hot—
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643. Jimmy, I need those locations.
I need them right now.
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644. You know, I liked that whole
Mr. Olsen thing a lot better.
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645. (Lois)
'Tempus, don't do it.'
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646. You still have time.
You can escape.
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647. You could, you could go
to the alternate universe.
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648. Where Mr. I'm So In
Shape
can return me to jail?
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649. Thank you, no.
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650. Besides I want to kill
billions of people.
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651. 'Launch integration locked.'
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652. And that ought to do it.
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653. Here's the city
infrastructure
from 1958 forward.
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654. 'Target sequencing locked.'
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655. 'Missile launch in 30 seconds.'
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656. 'Launch in 25 seconds.'
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657. 'Commence primary ignition.'
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658. 'Twenty, nineteen, eighteen..'
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659. (Brock on TV)
'And on the international
scene'
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660. President-elect John Doe
is launching
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661. an all-out nuclear attack
on targets around the world.
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662. - What?
- Oh, great idea.
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663. 'Sixteen, fifteen..'
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664. Alright, got them.
There's three in the
area.
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665. Thanks, Jimmy.
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666. (both)
Nine, eight, seven..
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667. - 'Five, four..'
- You're too late.
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668. You need an abort code
to cancel the..
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669. 'Countdown sequence
interrupted.'
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670. Or that. You could do that.
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671. John Doe,
you are hereby impeached.
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672. - Oh.
- Oh.
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673. Oh. Oh, my God.
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674. Superman, I did
a terrible thing.
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675. I gave him the launch codes.
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676. It's understandable,
Mr. President.
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677. - It's not your fault. It's
his.
- Get them out of here.
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678. (male #2)
Yes, sir. Let's go.
Come on. Move it.
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679. Superman, I..
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680. Oh, God.
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681. I think I'm up
for re-election again.
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682. Thank you.
You were wonderful.
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683. Just like I knew you would be.
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684. Lois, I just wish that I could
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685. do the same thing
for your Clark.
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686. We need the exact second
the time window exploded.
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687. - We don't have that.
- Explosion?
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688. You mean like
in John Doe's hotel room?
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689. Yeah. What do you know about it?
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690. Let me go, you goon.
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691. I tell you what, Lane.
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692. If I scratch your back
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693. maybe you could put in
a good word for me.
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694. He wanted me to go out
and get a new watch for him.
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695. He said it was stopped
by an explosion.
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696. We must arrive at
precisely
the moment I've chosen
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697. or he's lost.
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698. Oh, Lois.
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699. So John Doe was a myth
created by Tempus
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700. 'an escaped criminal
and planted in your brains'
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701. by a sophisticated method
of brainwashing.
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702. He'll return now to prison
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703. where he'll do
no further damage.
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704. "Any last words, Tempus?
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705. "Why, yes, glad you asked.
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706. "Time you chowder-heads all
got let in on a little
secret.
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707. "This Superman of yours,
this chiseled God
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708. is in reality Clark Kent
of the "Daily Planet."
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709. In chess, this is where
I'd say "check."
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710. Uh, honey.
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711. I-I think the media
would like us to comment
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712. on Mr. Tempus' last remark.
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713. We regret that Mr. Tempus'
mental health has not
improved.
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714. He's obviously still delusional.
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715. This is where
I would say "checkmate."
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716. No, you cretins.
He is Clark Kent.
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717. One of them
is from another dimension.
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718. I mean, it's obvious. Duh!
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719. Thanks for giving me
a world to come home
to.
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720. Thanks for giving me
a legend to live up to.
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721. Can't tell you
how grateful I am.
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722. The two of you
have been
wonderful.
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723. So were you.
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724. We really must be going.
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725. You are the luckiest man alive.
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726. I know.
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727. If my Lois had lived, my
world
would be a better place.
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728. Especially for me.
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729. I've been meaning to ask you.
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730. She was lost in the Congo
before you two even met?
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731. Which is strange, you know
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732. missing someone that
you've never even
met.
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733. I tried to find her, but..
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734. it's impossible.
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735. My boy, I never say impossible.
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736. Oh, I don't think
I'm ever letting go.
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737. I hope you don't.
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738. You know... he's right.
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739. I am the luckiest man alive.
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